rate_review Reviews

I adore this fic. It has not lost its lustre and its hilarity, even years later, bravo!

It's something a bit beyond brilliant! I laughed. You completely got me by surprise there, yet it is actually very realistic, given pirate hygiene. The point of view of drunken Elizabeth was genius. How she saw his lost soul. And how the thing gave her a scare. Very refreshing compared to the average or predictable fanfic.

That was wonderful! I was surprised at the ending, but a ironic sort of surprised and not a pissed-off sort of surprised. :-) Great job!

I am so glad I found you. Every time I go to find PoC stories I wade through so many disappointments which make me wonder what exactly it is I like about this fanfiction stuff anyway, but then I usually stumble upon something which gives me hope not everything in this fandom is shit. Today that glimmering bastion of hope is you. Thank you for being creative. Thank you for using spell check (which I obviously have not here). Thank you for having a vocabulary. Thank you for having a mature POV and for not making Jack perfect like the man who plays him. Thank you for being talented. I hope you continue to write in this fandom. You have Jack's voice. Cheers, Free

lol!! i love the realism you use to describe jack. his grime, filth, rank breath, and venereal diseases. hehe. and liz's philosophical musings were perplexing as well. nice!

Wow, that was totally hilarious. You are an impressive writer: you know linguistics, palmistry, science? history? And at least like 50 dictionaries. That was so entertaining, even though my Jack and Liz ran into a few obstacles... there...please write more in this fandom?

That was hilarious! I almost keeled over laughing when I got to the part about the STDs. I still feel vaguely sick at the stomach from those vivid descriptions of yours, eh heh. Am now worried I won't be able to watch Johnny Depp do his Jack Sparrow thing now without transposing those 'wet-rug' teeth and herpes sores/warts "down there".

Your choice of wording throughout was fantastic, btw. Lovely writing, the stream of consciousness worked. What else ya got? Must check your profile.

HAHAHAHAHA I loved the ending - that was so NAUGHTY of you! tsk tsk..
Had a real great laugh though ^_^

Bwaha! That ending was evil! I was anticipating... and then that! But you're way of writing is so much fun to read. Excellent descriptions, and funny to boot. :)

"Dear William, half-digested hard tack really brings out yer girl’s eyes"

Hehe... this story is so weird and twisted and funny and hot. Very different! So weird - loved it.