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*whimpers* Can you PLEASE tell Will that he's a stupid arse? PLEASE!!! It wouldn't help Jack if he was there, on the contrary, Jack would just feel worse!!! Please make Will realize that!!! But who am I kidding, he is an obstinate fool and in LOVE !!! It's a lost cause... *cries*

You know I've been thinking. There's like a lot of swords on a pirate ship, right? How come no one uses it to cut off Barbossa's dick. I would. Anyway, thanks for the update. Bye.

- Enough is enough!! Get me my ship, all men aboard, I'll find that bastard, and what I'll do to him will be worse than being raped by the Kraken him/it/whateverself!!!
- *caugh* You don't have a ship...
- What?
- *caugh* Well, and no crew either...
- You must be joking!!!! SHIT!!!! SHIT!!! What am I going to do?!!!! Oh JAck!!! *cries*

that was quick! poor jackie, hope he'll be alright. barbossa's a right bastard

*concerned looks* Do you know what you're doing? Are you sure? Because I don't want either of them to get hurt! Please be careful with Barbossa, I don't want the situation to get out of hand... :((( *giggles* Sorry, I know, I'm over-reacting, but can you blame me? :D

I so hate Barbossa. Anyway, thanks for the updating so soon. Love ye.

*shudders* that didn't just happen, that didn't just happen... think of nice things... sheep... sunset... seeshore... waves... Will and Jack making love in the sand, the waves now and then reach them and the sun is slowly disappearing in the distance... *caugh* sorry got a bit carried away... :D But I needed that right now. *sigh* But, hey, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! James FINALLY got a grip!!! But please don't make him change his mind, that bitch doesn't deserve him!! Can I get him?? haha But that would be great, wouldn't it? He wouldn't be after Jack anymore, because I would keep him locked away in my room. Sound like a good plan to me. :D And maybe we could trade that bitch for Jack's freedom? That's an even better plan!! haha

Argh! ~trys to pull out hair~ I so want to kick Elisabeth's ass. ~exhales~ She so gets on my last nerves. Anyway, thanks again. You've so my favorite author. Hugs and kisses.