Southern Stars

TITLE: Southern Stars
AUTHOR: Schmootika
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: A southern fried story of a group of girlfriends traveling to visit their favorite Sith Lord.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in the Star Wars universe. I make no money from the stories I write. If I did own it, I’d have a naked Sith Lord with me right now and would not be writing this story.


Chapter I


When the early days of spring rolled around the girls began to long for another weekend of fun. After the holidays, their minds wandered to thoughts of drunken debauchery. Renee called the girls together for a meeting to decide when and where they would schedule the next weekend gathering.

They decided to meet at Renee’s house and then head down to one of the local watering holes for dinner and drinks. That evening as Renee flitted around the house, there was a knock at the front door. Nikolas scampered up to the door and mewed loudly. “Well, let her in Nikki,” Renee hollered.

Bonnie opened the door and strolled in, making sure to reach down and scratch Nikolas as she passed by. “Hiya wench,” Bonnie beamed as she hugged Renee. Raising an eyebrow, Bonnie asked, “Heard anything from our favorite Sith Lord lately?”

“Yeah, but I’ll have to save that till the rest of us shows up,” Renee grinned back. She walked into the kitchen to prepare drinks for the girls.

Bonnie pouted as she followed Renee to the kitchen, “Oh come on. You gotta tell me something. Has he called ya at all?”

Renee busyied herself with a tray of glasses. As she pulled a shaker out of the cabinet she turned to look her friend square in the eyes. “Yeah, he’s called alright. And he said to tell you hi.” Renee was beaming and could not suppress the large shit-eating grin that came across her face.

Bonnie pressed her friend for more information, “Did you tell him about the video? Is he going to come back? I really didn’t get to play with him as much as I wanted.”

Happily sighing, Renee replied, “Hell no. That’s my private little secret. And no, he’s not gonna come back. But, well, I’ll have to wait till the others get here.”

“Damnit girl! You’re killin’ me here!” Bonnie hollered. Renee just shot her a wide toothy grin and went about her business fixing a shaker of drinks.

Nikolas ran into the kitchen mewing as a knock sounded at the door. “Better than a doorbell, ain’t he?” Bonnie asked as she went to open the door.

“Yep. I have a watch cat,” Renee snickered as she turned to walk into the living room.

Martha waltzed into the house and hugged both girls. “Hey ya’ll! I’m ready fer some fun, excitement, and loose men,” she said as she wiggled and danced in the entryway.

“I think we all are,” Renee replied as she heard another knock at the door.

Renee opened the door and greeted Cindy, “Get your ass in here woman!” she said with a smile and a hug for her friend.

“Glad I could make it!” Cindy replied with a smile of her own; then she proceeded to hug all her friends.

“How about Manhattans this time, ladies?” Renee asked as she waved her hands toward the couch.

“Sounds interesting,” Bonnie said with an unsure tone in her voice.

The girls all sat down and waited for Renee to bring the tray of drinks. As they sat and sipped, they caught up with all the gossip in each other’s lives.

The conversation turned to the next outing and Renee stood up, “I have to get something, hold on.” She jumped up and ran to her bedroom. The girls all looked at each other and Bonnie said, “What the hell is she up to?”

Cindy replied, “There’s no tellin’ when it comes to that crazy bitch.”

Martha laughed as she said, “Yeah, maybe she’s got a man hidden in her room that’s gonna be our entertainment fer the evenin’.”

“You’re not far from the truth,” Renee said as she walked over to the coffee table and sat down the holoprojector. There was silence in the room, as she girls focused on the small shimmering blue figure that stood on the center of the device.

Renee smiled widely as she held her hands out, Vanna White style, “Ladies, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce Lord Darth Vader.” Cindy gasped at the sound of his name and Martha’s mouth hung open.

“Hello ladies,” the figure said with a wave of his hand, “I have a proposition for all of you, um, I mean for ya’ll.”

Renee snickered at the sound of Lord Vader using a southernism but Bonnie roared with laughter. “I see we rubbed off on him,” Bonnie smirked as she sipped her drink.

Vader continued, “I have a shuttle that can be dispatched to pick all of you up and bring you to Coruscant. Renee said there would be a gathering planned soon and I thought you might want to change of scenery. She has all the specifics. I look forward to your answer.”

The girls were speechless. Renee got up and grabbed the device as she said, “Thank you, my Lord. We’ll get back to ya soon.” She blew him a kiss as she turned it off and spun around to her stunned friends.

“He said we could stay at his castle and that all of our needs would be taken care of. Money will be no object and we’ll be able to drink, eat and shop on his dime.” Renee was practically giddy as she bounced up and down on her feet. “I was thinkin’ we could all take a week of vacation and head fer the stars.” Renee looked to each of her friends as they remained uncharacteristically silent.

“Well, we do have fresh vacation time we could take,” Martha finally replied.

“Yeah, and I bet he could really show us a real good time,” Bonnie smirked as she looked at Renee.

“Where’s his armor?” Cindy asked.

Renee laughed, “Well, that’s a story best heard over dinner. Are ya’ll ready to wander?”

Martha jumped up and said, “Hell yeah! I’m ‘bout to starve to death. Ya’ll don’t want me to loose my girlish figure.”

They all cackled with laughter as they stood up and headed down the street to the local pub for dinner.

After their dinner was finished and the third round of drinks showed up at the table, the question of the gathering came around again.

“So, do tell, what kind of deal is he offering us?” Martha asked with suspicion in her voice.

“Well, the way I see it, we get to be catered to and pampered and he only wants the pleasure of our company.” Renee stated as she lit a smoke.

“And what kind of pleasures is he willin’ to give us?” Bonnie asked with a wide grin on her face.

“Well, I don’t know about ya’ll, but I know what pleasures await me,” Renee laughed.

Cindy cleared her throat and said, “So, we’re gonna go across the galaxy just so you can get laid?”

“Yeah, what’s in it fer us?” Martha asked as she leaned back in her chair.

Renee snickered as she said, “I’m sure ya’ll won’t have any trouble finding something to get into.”

“And why the hell ain’t he in the suit?” Cindy asked again.

“Well, from what he told me, things there did not play out the same as they did in the movie. He left the Jedi order and became a Sith Lord but he never fought with Obi-Wan so no lava and no need for the suit.” Renee paused to take a long drag from her smoke and a sip of her drink, “The Jedi are still alive and well, but the Emperor is in control of the senate. That’s about all I got outta him.”

Bonnie leaned up and asked, “What about his wife? What the hell was her name?”

“Oh yeah, what’s her name,” Renee paused to give Bonnie a nasty look, “I really don’t give a shit about that and didn’t ask.” Smirking, she shifted in her seat and snuffed out her smoke.

“Alrighty then,” Bonnie sighed, rolling her eyes as she grabbed her drink and downed the last of it.

Renee looked around the table and said, “So, I’m gonna go. I think it’ll be a hoot. Plus he’s gonna pay for everything.”

Martha chimed in. “Hell, I’ll go. Shit, if he wants to pay for us, let him. When do you want me to plan vacation?”

Cindy held her hand up. “Count me in too. I need a fuckin’ break and it does sound like big fun.”

They all looked at Bonnie, who was digging in her purse. Looking up, she said, “What? Oh ya’ll don’t think you’re gonna go without me, do ya?”

“Cool! I say we plan for one month from today. Let’s leave on a Friday and come back the following Sunday. Oh, Kelly called today and said she wanted to go with us this time,” Renee grinned.

“The more the merrier,” Cindy said as she stood up and gathered her purse.

With all of the girls in agreement, they left the pub and wandered back to Renee’s house. As they all left, Renee sat back down on the couch and Nikolas jumped on her lap. “Well, Nikki, I guess the plans are set. I need to get a hold of Vader,” Renee paused and snickered at the thought. Her mind wandered back to the last encounter as she stroked her pussy. Finally she gave a contented sigh and plucked Nikolas off her lap.

Grabbing the holoprojector, she sauntered down to the hallway to her bedroom. Placing the projector on her dresser, she turned to her closet to change clothes. Deciding to wear something silky for the night, Renee grabbed a black satin gown and then reached over to press the call button on the projector.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, she smiled as she saw the shimmering blue figure of Vader appear. “Hello darlin’,” she purred.

“My lady. Have you reached a decision?” Vader asked as she saw his figure come in closer so she could see his face.’

“Yep. We decided it would be a lovely idea to come visit you. One month from today is when we can make it. There will be five of us in all,” Renee replied with a wide grin.

“Good. I will make the arrangements. When the shuttle is approaching your planet, I will contact you. I look forward to your arrival.” Vader smiled as he asked, “Will you do me one favor?”

“Fer you baby, anything,” Renee sighed.

“Bring some of that, whiskey, with you. I enjoyed the last taste I had of it,” he chuckled.

“You got it,” she replied as the image faded away.