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Really Bad Eggs
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Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › Het - Male/Female › Jack/Elizabeth
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Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › Het - Male/Female › Jack/Elizabeth
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
5,442
Reviews:
27
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Really Bad Eggs
Disclaimer - I own Nothing except for a chibi jack sparrow tattoo on my shoulder ^-^
A/N - First try at a POTC fic so please be gentle with the reviews, and this does not follow AWE closely.Also,
I am trying to type how the words should sound, so please don't get all uptight on spelling (trust me, my spell checker was hard enough to fight!). Hope you enjoy.
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"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded," Captain Jack Sparrow snorted before noticing how the others turned to look at Elizabeth with confused looks on their faces. His eyes narrowed slightly, "Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here," he bit out as he turned his back to the motley crew that had come to rescue him from Davy Jones' accursed locker. Though it seemed like only yesterday since he had been devoured by the great terrible beastie that Jones had sent after him, Jack could tell that it had been longer...and that a certain distressing damsel had not informed the people around her that SHE was the reason he had been eaten. 'If she hadn't of shackled me to the mast, I could have had more time to plan,' he grumbled to himself, though logically, he knew that the rest of the crew would have probably been eaten as well.
Jack spun around to face the people that had come to 'rescue' him. "Some of you, I have no problem with letting aboard me ship, emphasis on ME ship," he glared at Barbossa for a second before looking at Elizabeth, who was kicking sand absently and biting at her bottom lip. 'Good, let the bloody chit be nervous,' he thought to himself before looking at Will, noticing the dark look in his eyes. Maybe being a eunuch was finally getting to him. "And some of you, I could care less if you make it back to the land of the living, so now I'm in a predicament all by my onesies on who I should ALLOW aboard me ship," He sniffed before looking at Tia Dalma. "Tia darlin' you are very welcome aboard," he smiled and winked at her. Tia gave him a fierce look before she jerked her head in the direction of Will, Elizabeth, and Barbossa.
"Iffen you not allow dem to sail on your ship, den you will hafta leave me behind with dem," Tia said, crossing her arms over her chest. Jack groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Tia, luv, I just got me ship back into water, and you are already tryin to start a MUTINY!" He growled, pacing back and forth on the sandy beach.
"Too bad, so sad, wicked Jack," Tia said with her arms still crossed over her chest,thought the corners of her lips twitched slightly in mirth.
"Can't we at least leave the chit? I don't want the chance of getting meself murdered again?" Jack whined, trying to make the puppy dog eyes at Tia. Tia merely arched an eyebrow at him. "Fine!" Jack huffed out. "You are all welcome on me ship, but if anyone even TRIES to get shackle me to a mast," he paused to point specifically at Elizabeth, who couldn't look him in the face, " or to try to take over me ship," he looked at Barbossa before continuing, " I will heave em overboard without even a second thought, savy?"
"Aye aye Capt'n!" the crew chorused; even Elizabeth said it softly.
"Now," Jack exclaimed looking towards his beloved ship, "let's get the bloody hell out of this place....it gives me the willies!"
A/N - First try at a POTC fic so please be gentle with the reviews, and this does not follow AWE closely.Also,
I am trying to type how the words should sound, so please don't get all uptight on spelling (trust me, my spell checker was hard enough to fight!). Hope you enjoy.
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"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded," Captain Jack Sparrow snorted before noticing how the others turned to look at Elizabeth with confused looks on their faces. His eyes narrowed slightly, "Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here," he bit out as he turned his back to the motley crew that had come to rescue him from Davy Jones' accursed locker. Though it seemed like only yesterday since he had been devoured by the great terrible beastie that Jones had sent after him, Jack could tell that it had been longer...and that a certain distressing damsel had not informed the people around her that SHE was the reason he had been eaten. 'If she hadn't of shackled me to the mast, I could have had more time to plan,' he grumbled to himself, though logically, he knew that the rest of the crew would have probably been eaten as well.
Jack spun around to face the people that had come to 'rescue' him. "Some of you, I have no problem with letting aboard me ship, emphasis on ME ship," he glared at Barbossa for a second before looking at Elizabeth, who was kicking sand absently and biting at her bottom lip. 'Good, let the bloody chit be nervous,' he thought to himself before looking at Will, noticing the dark look in his eyes. Maybe being a eunuch was finally getting to him. "And some of you, I could care less if you make it back to the land of the living, so now I'm in a predicament all by my onesies on who I should ALLOW aboard me ship," He sniffed before looking at Tia Dalma. "Tia darlin' you are very welcome aboard," he smiled and winked at her. Tia gave him a fierce look before she jerked her head in the direction of Will, Elizabeth, and Barbossa.
"Iffen you not allow dem to sail on your ship, den you will hafta leave me behind with dem," Tia said, crossing her arms over her chest. Jack groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Tia, luv, I just got me ship back into water, and you are already tryin to start a MUTINY!" He growled, pacing back and forth on the sandy beach.
"Too bad, so sad, wicked Jack," Tia said with her arms still crossed over her chest,thought the corners of her lips twitched slightly in mirth.
"Can't we at least leave the chit? I don't want the chance of getting meself murdered again?" Jack whined, trying to make the puppy dog eyes at Tia. Tia merely arched an eyebrow at him. "Fine!" Jack huffed out. "You are all welcome on me ship, but if anyone even TRIES to get shackle me to a mast," he paused to point specifically at Elizabeth, who couldn't look him in the face, " or to try to take over me ship," he looked at Barbossa before continuing, " I will heave em overboard without even a second thought, savy?"
"Aye aye Capt'n!" the crew chorused; even Elizabeth said it softly.
"Now," Jack exclaimed looking towards his beloved ship, "let's get the bloody hell out of this place....it gives me the willies!"