Must Be Karma

I posted this somewhere else and figured I may as well here too. It's supposed to be light, not so serious, and teases Lucy a lot... Even though she's my favorite. So if anyone ever reads this? I hope you enjoy!

~~~~~Two month anniversary~~~~

The infamous Lucy Diamond, almighty master criminal, smoking hot lesbian seductress, and lastly the amazing Amy straightness destroyer... Was going to fucking kill the next person she met. Chocolate brown eyes were narrowed slightly, and lips pulled to the side in an almost silly frustrated pout.

Well this fucking sucked. Here she was on her 2 month anniversary sitting at a Starbucks. Did she REALLY want to be at Starbucks??? NOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE WANTED AMY!!!! Pale... slightly golden skinned Amy... With her long legs, and silky smoothe hair... Yeah, with that great scent of li-

"Luce... Luce... Luce!!!... LUCY!!!"

The darkly dressed woman snapped to attention. Her eyes widening. Scud just shook his head and made a face before speaking again.

"What's up with you? It's the first time we've seen each other since you left, and you're acting all... Evil. Weren't you supposed to be like... Good, or something?"

"I AM GOOD!!!!!", Lucy slammed her palm down on the table. "I'm amazingly good, but I don't even get a REWARD!!!!!"

"...Huh...?"

"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH" The woman fell back in her chair, both hands covering her face.

This was all Karma's fault... That must be it...

~~~A bit less than two months earlier~~~

How could she possibly be happier than this?? Lucy had been gloating all day. Even Scud had just kept shaking his head and ignoring her since that morning. He was used to her acting like this.

It had taken a bit of convincing, but she'd managed to talk Amy into going on a huge honeymoon around the world. Well... it wasn't like they were married or anything, but she still viewed it as a honeymoon of sorts. She could finally taste that pale silky skin.

Contrary to popular belief, she hadn't even gotten to the fun part when the D.E.B.S had barged in that sucky day oh so long ago... Er... a week ago.

Her body may as well have been humming, and when the ex-criminal mastermind suddenly smirked at absoloutely nothing, Scud just shook his head again. The plane was owned by her, so it wasn't like she was in a rush, but she wanted to get going!!!! Yeah... It was romantic right??? Girls like romance??? They could have their first time in Paris maybe, or uh, Rome, or uh, some fucking badass jungle somewhere... Oh wait, that wasn't girly...

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Janet ran around the car frantically. Uhhhhh oh.... bad bad bad bad bad bad! THIS WAS VERY BAD!!!! SHE WAS LATE!!!!!! She spun full circle before grabbing Amy's last bag and just... chucking it into a bush. She'd promised to help her pack, and how was she supposed to know organizing her sweater collection by material quality, and color design would take so long!? She didn't REALLY need that one right?

Janet beamed a little too brightly when Amy came rushing out of the house with Dominique and Max. At least she wasn't the only one running late... Max just stood there frowning, and tapping her foot while Amy threw her last tidbits in the back seat.

"Don't see the bag, don't see the ba-"

"Huh??? What the HELL are you doing?!"

Janet screamed and jumped back, holding up her hands in surprise. It sort of resembled the 'THE POWER OF JESUS REPELS YOU!' stance, uh, not that she knew it. Max... scared her...

"N-NOTHING!!!!"

Max rolled her eyes before ignoring Janet completely. She gave Amy a quick hug, and mumbled words that sounded sort of like "I'll fucking rip out her vocal chords and give them to you as a necklace if she doesn't take care of you, Okay?". Uhm, had she misheard? By the nervous smile and laugh on Amy's face maybe she really ha-... No... couldn't possibly...

"Will you twoo hu-rry up??"

Amy smiled slightly at Max, and waved before turning around to Janet. It ended up taking even longer for them to say goodbye, but somehow Amy managed to pry Janet off her long enough to escape into the car. Dominique just puffed on her cigerette until she had to drive.

By the time they'd pulled into the small airport, Amy was practically shaking in excitement. When she saw Lucy standing there, a funny look on her face, shifting from foot to foot, she couldn't help but rush out to greet her. It wasn't long until they'd met halfway to each other and she could finally feel Lucy's lean body pressed to hers in a hug.

~~~~~Present~~~~~

"AGGGHHHH IF ONLY BACK THEN I'D KNEW I'D BE LIVING IN HELL!!!!!" Lucy screamed loudly like a wailing teenager before latching onto the straw of her chocolate chip icey coffee thing. Telling her it actually had a name did no good. She'd just roll her eyes and say 'Icey coffee thing'. Scud had given up looooooong ago on arguing with her.

"Uh... Did Amy turn out to be a mega Bitch or so- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! EAAAIII!!!!!"

Scud screamed even girlier than Lucy had a moment ago. SHE'D STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A SUGAR PACKET!!!!

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Lucy held out the sugar packet like a weapon, and he couldn't help but lean back in slight fear. After a long moment of tense battle silence Lucy and scud burst into laughter.... While the rest of the customers stared on in horror.

"Don't talk about my girlfriend like that, though. Really! Or I'll stab you hard"

Scud just made a face and nodded. Anything to make her put down the fucking packet of doom. How did she even get that thing at starbucks??? Considering Lucy always got like triple chocolate in hers, it wasn't that surprising that she brought her own sugar to throw in too...

"Okay, so what's wrong?"

"Karma hates me"

"Huh?"

"...We still haven't..."

"Haveeeeeeennnnn't????"

"...Done it..."

It took the man a moment to comprehend, but when he did... He burst into laughter. That was the wrong answer for Lucy Diamond.

"AHHHHHHEEEEEEAAHAGHAGA MY FUCKING EYEEEEEEE!!!!! THERE'S FUCKING SUGAR IN MY EYEEEEE!!!!!!! EAAAAAAH!!!!"

"GIRL!!!! GIRL GIRL GIRL!!!! TAKE IT LIKE A LESBIAN!!!!"


~~~~After Team Diamond was kicked out of starbucks~~~~


Lucy sat in the passenger seat of her old car, arms crossed, and a slight huff on her face while her faithful henchman giggled against the steering wheel with a hand over his eye. She hadn't really meant for the packet to BREAK!!! She'd been aiming for his cheek anyway!!!... Although it was hard to feel guilty with him still laughing at her.

She growled at him.

"Okay okay!!! So... You have to tell me this story!", Scud snorted, trying to restrain more laughter before he coughed up a lung.

"....Fine...."

~~~~Chapter ended~~~~

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