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"Aliens have taken over the fucking school!"
Disclaimer: Read the above crapola. FYI: Name's Arya. Yes it is from Eragon, so it belong to Christopher Paloni, not me. You're a senior, and fall under the Emo label. If you wanna know what you look like heres a URL: http://media.photobucket.com/image/Emo%20anime%20girls/sasukes_girl01/anime%20girls/brexipunkyhk01.jpg Thank google for the pic...
And its been a while since I saw the movie, so bear with me.... ok enough jabbering, on with the show!!!
God I fucking hate high school. Poor Casey being rammed into the flagpole again, while everyone just laughs and shit. Or dosen't even pay attention. Popular bitches and Jocks acting like they own the fucking place. I get to my first class, which is history. Classes fly by untill lunch. I sit in my normal corner with enough sugery crap to make a normal person go into a diabetic coma. Casey joins me and I say, "Connor, you really need to grow some balls and fuck up the people who hand you your ass every day."
"Yeah, I'll do that the same day you come to school in ether Holister or Abercrombie & Fitch."
"Don't make me throw up, I had Ding Dongs and Twinkes. Won't look pretty comming up."
"You are the only girl I know who can eat the hole of Hersey Park and lose ten pounds." Zeke says, taking a seat on the other side of me.
"Very funny Tyler, you're the only guy I know who can do a ton of drugs at one time and not die." I throw back at him lamely. The bell rings and I go thru all my other classes. After having to stay because my damn teacher gave me detention for my skirt being too short, I leave to find Casey tied to a tree with 'Loser written on his forehead in red lip stick. I let him free and use my tie to wipe off the lip stick.
"Thanks Arya. I was afraid that I'd be stuck there untill morning."
"You know Connor, maybe moving would be better." I say, fully aware that he's getting a face full of titty as of right now. And for some reason, it dosen't faze me at all, except for if Casey thinks they're the perfect size.
"But if I move, I'll be leaving my only friend." He says as he blushes.
"Ever hear of a phone? Mail? Just because you aren't around dosen't mean that we can't be friends." I get the red fish scales off him and start walking home with him, since we live right next to each other.
"Things any better at home?" He asks. I look away, not wanting to talk about it. My mother died a few years ago, and my father has blamed me every day. He drinks so much that I'm surprized his liver hasn't failed yet. He sees my dark gaze and apolojizes for bringing it up.
"Please don't say sorry. It makes it worse." I say. I hate it people apoljize for crap that's not their fault. He looks down and Zeke wizes by. Gotta love my street, instent homework help next to my place, Drug dealer about 5 houses down! Casey gets in and I go in my war-zone called home.
"BITCH!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LATE IT IS???" My dad yells as I dodge a vase my mother made.
"I told you I had dentention, didn't I?" I tell him calmly, knowing that is I raise my voice, I'll be going to school black and blue.
"Well if you weren't suck a fuck up, maybe your mother would still be alive you whore." He grumbles, then goes back to his game and 6-pack. Wow, I got off easy. Normally, I get a smake or two before he leaves. I got to my room and crash. I listen to Linkin Park and pull out my sketch book. I find the drawing of mom I started on and continue, making sure every detail is perfect. I can see Casey's bedroom window from my window. He's studying right now. They way the desk lamp's light falls on him, they way he chews on his pencil in consentration, it makes me relize how hansome he is. My heart goes a mile a minite, and it scares me. I close my sades and sit on my bed in complete darkness, the kind of darkness where you can't see your hand when it's mearly centimeters away. What the hell was that? I have never felt that before, ever.I get under my extremly thin blanket and get some sleep. Next day, I pack my lunch, which is more Twinkes and a huge bag of Swedish Fish, since Dad wants me to die, he only buys me shit that has no nutrition, so while I eat, I'm accually starving to death. Haven't had a proper meal in 3 years. Today there's a new girl in my history class. 'MaryBeth Louis Hutchinson' is her name. Good luck not getting your ass kicked girly. I knotice that Coach Willis is acting differnt, like he accually took chill pills like I told him to do back when I was a freashmen. I see Casey and that feeling from last night comes back full force.
"Arya, you ok? Your cheeks have color to them." He asks. I shake my head and I'm about to tell him what I'm feeling when fear stops me. I have never been afraid to tell him anything!
"It's nothing." I mutter. I go to my classes and try to not think about it. Over the next couple of days, everyone at school is starting to act funny. Like Willis gave everyone those chill pills. One day, I don't know how, but I'm with Casey, Zeke, Delilah, Stokes, MaryBeth, and Stan in the scince room. And they think that everyone's strangness is the cause of aliens. There's this thing in the tank that looks like a fucking alien. Mrthe science teacher comes in and attacks Zeke! What The Fuck?! Casey grabs me and pulls me to the other side of the room as Zeke jabs a drug filled pen in the teacher's eye, which kills the teacher, I think.
"Aliens have taken over the fucking school!" Stan says.
"Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?" Stokes asks.
"Lets get the fuck outta here! We can stay at my place." I say.
"What about your Dad?" Casey asks.
"He left a few days ago. He said it was for a busniess trip, and wasn't drunk when he said so, so I have reason to believe that it's the truth." He all pile into Zeke's car and head for my place. Casey makes sure he's blocked by everyone so his parents don't see him. We get in and Delilah wrinkles her nose.
"Welcom to Chateu de Filth. Watch out for broken glass and empty beer cans." I say as I lead everyone to the living room.
"Arya, why didn't you tell me it was like this?" Casey asks. The look on his face is real consern. My heart pounds nad I look away. Zeke snuckers.
"There are plenty of rooms that are clean if anyone is afraid to go home and needs sleep. I'll give you guys a tour is you want." Everyone seems cool with that, so we go upstairs and I show them the six rooms not taken.
"My room is the one with a shower curtian for a door, so if you need anything, you know where my room is."
"Why do you not have a door?" Delilah asks.
"Dad says I don't deserve a door. Might sneak in guys to fuck." I shrug.
"Just how bad is your life?" MaryBeth asks.
"Long story, you don't wanna know." I say.
"Lets take a peak at the emo's room, shall we." Zeke says as he walks into my room. Everyone files in except for me and Casey.
"Well, since everyone else is in there, come on." I grap his arm and drag him in. Zeke is looking thru my internet history, sad that I don't watch porno, Delilah is trying to not touch anything, least it rubs off on her, and everyone else is ether looking at my artwork, or going thru my CDs. "AHA!! An adult site!!! Sure it's not videos, but it is naughty!!!" Zeke exclaims.
"I go to thaqt site so I can say fuck in my storys you prick." I sigh.
It feels weird, having a ton of people in my room as if we're friends.
"Should we be figuring out a way to defeat these aliens?" Casey asks, trying to keep his eyes from my open underwear drawer.
"Yea, but it's not everyday you get to raid an Emo's room." Delilah says, about to open one of my diarys. I snach it away and lock up all my diarys in a safe that was my mother's.
"Oh, got any dirty secrets in there?"
"Got any dignaty?" I ask. Casey opens the window shade and says,
"Hey, I didn't know your room was right across from mine!" I close the shade and say,
" Do you want your parents to see you? Then don't open the fucking shade." He recoiles a little and I instantly feel bad. What the hell is this feeling? Zeke is done with my computer and says,
"We should get to my place. I got everything we need to defeat the aliens there." We pile into his car again and get to his place. Acusations on who's an alien and who isn't start flying around. Casey is accused because he grew some balls, Stan is accused for wanting to focas on his studys, and I'm accused cuz I'm not trying to sacrifce anyone to Black Magic. "How about this. How about we all do it. Anyone could be, and if everyone does it, then there is no doubt about it. Give me that." I say, grabbing the pen, then I shove it in my nose and snort. It proves that I'm human. Everyone else starts arguing about who's next, but then Casey does it. He's clean. That's when I start tweaking. Casey seems not too far behind me.
"Stan, take it." Zeke says.
"No way, you're takin' it!"
"You're takin' it!" Casey says laughing and gigleing his ass off, which makes me crack up laughing. I feel like I'm on cloud nine!! Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey and me.
"What the hell is wrong with them?"
"Nothing's wrong with them. They're tweaking you asshole! Let them fucking tweak!" Zeke answers
"Tweak! Tweak!" I call out, making Casey crack up. Stan does it, then Stokes. After some bullshit with MaryBeth's goody goody ways, and Delilah being a bitch, they do the scat, and Delilah reacts. She's fucking one of them!!! She distroys the lab and bounces. MaryBeth starts tweaking as we head back to the school. We get in and somehow, Stan becomes one of them! I have no clue on what the hell is going on, so I just run to the bathroom and hide. As I'm sitting in the stall, scared shitless, I start thinking about Casey. Is he ok? Is he one of them? I can't take it anymore and I leave the bathrrom, looking for him. I hear sounds in the gym and race in. The bleachers are closing, so I run to the end that's not closed yet. Casey rushes out and I see the Queen of the fucking aliens! Casey pushes me away just as the queen gets stuck and I see a few of the little alien thingys from the science room fly out of her mouth and they start burrowing into Casey's skin. He throws me the two pens of drugs and I open them, them say, "Guaranteed to jack you up bitch!!" Then I shove the pens into her eye and she screams, then shrivels up and is now dead. The things pop out of Casey and he's ok!!
"Oh my fucking Pringles! Are you ok? I'm sorry I ran away and tryed to hide. I was so scared."
"It's ok. If you didn't, I don't think we would have won. Everyone got changed. Are you ok?" He asks, taking my cheek in his hand. My heart pounds yet again and I have this extra warm and fuzzy feeling in the pit of my stomic.
"I'm fine. All I did was hide in the bathroom like a little pussy and then..."
"Then what?"
"I...I got worryed about everyone, so I left to find everyone. That's when I heard noise in here and came to investigate. And you know the rest." He smiles and I can't help but twitch the corner on my mouth into a sort-a smile. I help him up just as everyone runs into the gym.
"Who beat MaryBeth?" Zeke asks.
"MaryBeth was the queen?" I ask.
"Yeah, where the fuck were you?" Stokes asks.
"Hiding in the bathroom like a pussy. Then I got worryed, came out here and jabbed a pen into the queen's, or MaryBetn's, eye." I explain. Casey nods and Zeke says,
"Well, hiding proved to work out. Good job saver-of-the-world." He smiles and everyone is happy as hell. Over the next month, I'm bombarded by the news and FBI guys. Things at home don't improve, but at least everyone is friends. Zeke and Delilah start dating, as well as Stokes and Stan. Casey has a ton of admirers, but doesn't go with any of them. Secretly, I'm happy, cuz that leaves him open, and I don't know why that makes me happy. One day, I'm with Stokes finding a dress for her for prom when I ask,
"Mitchell, can I ask you something?"
"Shoot." I explains what I've been feeling when ever I'm near or think about Casey.
"What the fuck am I feeling?" I ask in conclution.
"Why little Arya....
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And that's it for this chapter. Sorry if I screwed up the movie, but I haven't seen it since I was 10, and I can only get little bits off youtube, so yea. Chapter 2 will be up soon.
And its been a while since I saw the movie, so bear with me.... ok enough jabbering, on with the show!!!
God I fucking hate high school. Poor Casey being rammed into the flagpole again, while everyone just laughs and shit. Or dosen't even pay attention. Popular bitches and Jocks acting like they own the fucking place. I get to my first class, which is history. Classes fly by untill lunch. I sit in my normal corner with enough sugery crap to make a normal person go into a diabetic coma. Casey joins me and I say, "Connor, you really need to grow some balls and fuck up the people who hand you your ass every day."
"Yeah, I'll do that the same day you come to school in ether Holister or Abercrombie & Fitch."
"Don't make me throw up, I had Ding Dongs and Twinkes. Won't look pretty comming up."
"You are the only girl I know who can eat the hole of Hersey Park and lose ten pounds." Zeke says, taking a seat on the other side of me.
"Very funny Tyler, you're the only guy I know who can do a ton of drugs at one time and not die." I throw back at him lamely. The bell rings and I go thru all my other classes. After having to stay because my damn teacher gave me detention for my skirt being too short, I leave to find Casey tied to a tree with 'Loser written on his forehead in red lip stick. I let him free and use my tie to wipe off the lip stick.
"Thanks Arya. I was afraid that I'd be stuck there untill morning."
"You know Connor, maybe moving would be better." I say, fully aware that he's getting a face full of titty as of right now. And for some reason, it dosen't faze me at all, except for if Casey thinks they're the perfect size.
"But if I move, I'll be leaving my only friend." He says as he blushes.
"Ever hear of a phone? Mail? Just because you aren't around dosen't mean that we can't be friends." I get the red fish scales off him and start walking home with him, since we live right next to each other.
"Things any better at home?" He asks. I look away, not wanting to talk about it. My mother died a few years ago, and my father has blamed me every day. He drinks so much that I'm surprized his liver hasn't failed yet. He sees my dark gaze and apolojizes for bringing it up.
"Please don't say sorry. It makes it worse." I say. I hate it people apoljize for crap that's not their fault. He looks down and Zeke wizes by. Gotta love my street, instent homework help next to my place, Drug dealer about 5 houses down! Casey gets in and I go in my war-zone called home.
"BITCH!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LATE IT IS???" My dad yells as I dodge a vase my mother made.
"I told you I had dentention, didn't I?" I tell him calmly, knowing that is I raise my voice, I'll be going to school black and blue.
"Well if you weren't suck a fuck up, maybe your mother would still be alive you whore." He grumbles, then goes back to his game and 6-pack. Wow, I got off easy. Normally, I get a smake or two before he leaves. I got to my room and crash. I listen to Linkin Park and pull out my sketch book. I find the drawing of mom I started on and continue, making sure every detail is perfect. I can see Casey's bedroom window from my window. He's studying right now. They way the desk lamp's light falls on him, they way he chews on his pencil in consentration, it makes me relize how hansome he is. My heart goes a mile a minite, and it scares me. I close my sades and sit on my bed in complete darkness, the kind of darkness where you can't see your hand when it's mearly centimeters away. What the hell was that? I have never felt that before, ever.I get under my extremly thin blanket and get some sleep. Next day, I pack my lunch, which is more Twinkes and a huge bag of Swedish Fish, since Dad wants me to die, he only buys me shit that has no nutrition, so while I eat, I'm accually starving to death. Haven't had a proper meal in 3 years. Today there's a new girl in my history class. 'MaryBeth Louis Hutchinson' is her name. Good luck not getting your ass kicked girly. I knotice that Coach Willis is acting differnt, like he accually took chill pills like I told him to do back when I was a freashmen. I see Casey and that feeling from last night comes back full force.
"Arya, you ok? Your cheeks have color to them." He asks. I shake my head and I'm about to tell him what I'm feeling when fear stops me. I have never been afraid to tell him anything!
"It's nothing." I mutter. I go to my classes and try to not think about it. Over the next couple of days, everyone at school is starting to act funny. Like Willis gave everyone those chill pills. One day, I don't know how, but I'm with Casey, Zeke, Delilah, Stokes, MaryBeth, and Stan in the scince room. And they think that everyone's strangness is the cause of aliens. There's this thing in the tank that looks like a fucking alien. Mrthe science teacher comes in and attacks Zeke! What The Fuck?! Casey grabs me and pulls me to the other side of the room as Zeke jabs a drug filled pen in the teacher's eye, which kills the teacher, I think.
"Aliens have taken over the fucking school!" Stan says.
"Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?" Stokes asks.
"Lets get the fuck outta here! We can stay at my place." I say.
"What about your Dad?" Casey asks.
"He left a few days ago. He said it was for a busniess trip, and wasn't drunk when he said so, so I have reason to believe that it's the truth." He all pile into Zeke's car and head for my place. Casey makes sure he's blocked by everyone so his parents don't see him. We get in and Delilah wrinkles her nose.
"Welcom to Chateu de Filth. Watch out for broken glass and empty beer cans." I say as I lead everyone to the living room.
"Arya, why didn't you tell me it was like this?" Casey asks. The look on his face is real consern. My heart pounds nad I look away. Zeke snuckers.
"There are plenty of rooms that are clean if anyone is afraid to go home and needs sleep. I'll give you guys a tour is you want." Everyone seems cool with that, so we go upstairs and I show them the six rooms not taken.
"My room is the one with a shower curtian for a door, so if you need anything, you know where my room is."
"Why do you not have a door?" Delilah asks.
"Dad says I don't deserve a door. Might sneak in guys to fuck." I shrug.
"Just how bad is your life?" MaryBeth asks.
"Long story, you don't wanna know." I say.
"Lets take a peak at the emo's room, shall we." Zeke says as he walks into my room. Everyone files in except for me and Casey.
"Well, since everyone else is in there, come on." I grap his arm and drag him in. Zeke is looking thru my internet history, sad that I don't watch porno, Delilah is trying to not touch anything, least it rubs off on her, and everyone else is ether looking at my artwork, or going thru my CDs. "AHA!! An adult site!!! Sure it's not videos, but it is naughty!!!" Zeke exclaims.
"I go to thaqt site so I can say fuck in my storys you prick." I sigh.
It feels weird, having a ton of people in my room as if we're friends.
"Should we be figuring out a way to defeat these aliens?" Casey asks, trying to keep his eyes from my open underwear drawer.
"Yea, but it's not everyday you get to raid an Emo's room." Delilah says, about to open one of my diarys. I snach it away and lock up all my diarys in a safe that was my mother's.
"Oh, got any dirty secrets in there?"
"Got any dignaty?" I ask. Casey opens the window shade and says,
"Hey, I didn't know your room was right across from mine!" I close the shade and say,
" Do you want your parents to see you? Then don't open the fucking shade." He recoiles a little and I instantly feel bad. What the hell is this feeling? Zeke is done with my computer and says,
"We should get to my place. I got everything we need to defeat the aliens there." We pile into his car again and get to his place. Acusations on who's an alien and who isn't start flying around. Casey is accused because he grew some balls, Stan is accused for wanting to focas on his studys, and I'm accused cuz I'm not trying to sacrifce anyone to Black Magic. "How about this. How about we all do it. Anyone could be, and if everyone does it, then there is no doubt about it. Give me that." I say, grabbing the pen, then I shove it in my nose and snort. It proves that I'm human. Everyone else starts arguing about who's next, but then Casey does it. He's clean. That's when I start tweaking. Casey seems not too far behind me.
"Stan, take it." Zeke says.
"No way, you're takin' it!"
"You're takin' it!" Casey says laughing and gigleing his ass off, which makes me crack up laughing. I feel like I'm on cloud nine!! Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey and me.
"What the hell is wrong with them?"
"Nothing's wrong with them. They're tweaking you asshole! Let them fucking tweak!" Zeke answers
"Tweak! Tweak!" I call out, making Casey crack up. Stan does it, then Stokes. After some bullshit with MaryBeth's goody goody ways, and Delilah being a bitch, they do the scat, and Delilah reacts. She's fucking one of them!!! She distroys the lab and bounces. MaryBeth starts tweaking as we head back to the school. We get in and somehow, Stan becomes one of them! I have no clue on what the hell is going on, so I just run to the bathroom and hide. As I'm sitting in the stall, scared shitless, I start thinking about Casey. Is he ok? Is he one of them? I can't take it anymore and I leave the bathrrom, looking for him. I hear sounds in the gym and race in. The bleachers are closing, so I run to the end that's not closed yet. Casey rushes out and I see the Queen of the fucking aliens! Casey pushes me away just as the queen gets stuck and I see a few of the little alien thingys from the science room fly out of her mouth and they start burrowing into Casey's skin. He throws me the two pens of drugs and I open them, them say, "Guaranteed to jack you up bitch!!" Then I shove the pens into her eye and she screams, then shrivels up and is now dead. The things pop out of Casey and he's ok!!
"Oh my fucking Pringles! Are you ok? I'm sorry I ran away and tryed to hide. I was so scared."
"It's ok. If you didn't, I don't think we would have won. Everyone got changed. Are you ok?" He asks, taking my cheek in his hand. My heart pounds yet again and I have this extra warm and fuzzy feeling in the pit of my stomic.
"I'm fine. All I did was hide in the bathroom like a little pussy and then..."
"Then what?"
"I...I got worryed about everyone, so I left to find everyone. That's when I heard noise in here and came to investigate. And you know the rest." He smiles and I can't help but twitch the corner on my mouth into a sort-a smile. I help him up just as everyone runs into the gym.
"Who beat MaryBeth?" Zeke asks.
"MaryBeth was the queen?" I ask.
"Yeah, where the fuck were you?" Stokes asks.
"Hiding in the bathroom like a pussy. Then I got worryed, came out here and jabbed a pen into the queen's, or MaryBetn's, eye." I explain. Casey nods and Zeke says,
"Well, hiding proved to work out. Good job saver-of-the-world." He smiles and everyone is happy as hell. Over the next month, I'm bombarded by the news and FBI guys. Things at home don't improve, but at least everyone is friends. Zeke and Delilah start dating, as well as Stokes and Stan. Casey has a ton of admirers, but doesn't go with any of them. Secretly, I'm happy, cuz that leaves him open, and I don't know why that makes me happy. One day, I'm with Stokes finding a dress for her for prom when I ask,
"Mitchell, can I ask you something?"
"Shoot." I explains what I've been feeling when ever I'm near or think about Casey.
"What the fuck am I feeling?" I ask in conclution.
"Why little Arya....
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And that's it for this chapter. Sorry if I screwed up the movie, but I haven't seen it since I was 10, and I can only get little bits off youtube, so yea. Chapter 2 will be up soon.