Not an Addict
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G through L › Jay and Silent Bob / Clerks
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
909
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This is fiction, I do not own Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks. I make no money from this writing.
Not an Addict
“The deeper you stick it in your vein, the deeper the thoughts. There’s no more pain. I’m in heaven, I’m a god, I’m everywhere I feel so hot.
“It’s not a habit, it’s cool. I feel alive. If you don’t have it, you’re on the other side. I’m not an addict. (Maybe that’s a lie).”
-K’s Choice, “Not an Addict.”
“I think it just kicked in Silent Bob.”
Jay lay sprawled on the convenience store floor. Above him loomed the large and overly bright fluorescent lights. Just outside his field of vision, Randal was laughing.
“Burn boy fall down go boom.”
Dante snorted before reaching down, grabbing Jay under the arms and yanking him to his feet. As soon as the floor was back under his sneakers, he was in Randal’s face.
“ I didn’t fall. Uh-huh. No fucking way.”
“Actually you did,” Dante’s voice was calm, but too tired to be patronizing. “Randal spilled some soda.”
Randal ignored both men and continued laughing, “That was almost worth lifting the restraining order for.”
Dante threw his friend a disgusted glare, “Will you stop antagonizing him! And get the mop. Someone needs to clean this mess up.”
“Whatever,” Randal picked back up his abandoned porno magazine and began indifferently flipping through it.
“Asshole,” Jay started walking back towards the door. “Come on Silent Bob, we’re outta here.”
He only managed to take a step or two before he found himself, once again, staring at The Quick Stop ceiling. Bob moved to help Jay up; behind him, Dante sighed.
“I’ll get the mop.”
“It’s not a habit, it’s cool. I feel alive. If you don’t have it, you’re on the other side. I’m not an addict. (Maybe that’s a lie).”
-K’s Choice, “Not an Addict.”
“I think it just kicked in Silent Bob.”
Jay lay sprawled on the convenience store floor. Above him loomed the large and overly bright fluorescent lights. Just outside his field of vision, Randal was laughing.
“Burn boy fall down go boom.”
Dante snorted before reaching down, grabbing Jay under the arms and yanking him to his feet. As soon as the floor was back under his sneakers, he was in Randal’s face.
“ I didn’t fall. Uh-huh. No fucking way.”
“Actually you did,” Dante’s voice was calm, but too tired to be patronizing. “Randal spilled some soda.”
Randal ignored both men and continued laughing, “That was almost worth lifting the restraining order for.”
Dante threw his friend a disgusted glare, “Will you stop antagonizing him! And get the mop. Someone needs to clean this mess up.”
“Whatever,” Randal picked back up his abandoned porno magazine and began indifferently flipping through it.
“Asshole,” Jay started walking back towards the door. “Come on Silent Bob, we’re outta here.”
He only managed to take a step or two before he found himself, once again, staring at The Quick Stop ceiling. Bob moved to help Jay up; behind him, Dante sighed.
“I’ll get the mop.”