Certainly Unexpected
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
11
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Reviews:
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
11
Views:
7,576
Reviews:
34
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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A/N: If this chapter seems at all out of places to people, it’s because it switched POVs rather than being steadily Will’s throughout. Hopefully it’s not too hard to follow. Normally I’m vehemently against writing from Jack’s POV, or switching in the middle of a story, but this wouldn’t be written any other way. It was probably go back to strictly Will’s from now on.
That said... um... I could make up excuses for how sucky this chapter is, and why it took so long, but I hate excuses. I could also say I'm sorry for it, but if I were honeslty sorry I would have either A) posted the REALLY bad version earlier, or B) re-wrote it again and made everyone wait longer. Be happy. With any luck next chapter will happen sooner, and be less horrible.
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Chapter 9:
Zoe: Thank you! Poor cat… please give it extra pets for to, to apologize? ^_ Smi Smiigel: I think I’ve found a nice balance between starving to death and getting nookie… I must say, Jack is one happy fellow right now; he gets lots of sailing and lots of sex. What more does a pirate captain need? Don’t feel bad about being a dork, I’m the biggest dork in Dorksville and damn proud of it! (And now I’ve got an idea for a bad Sunday morning cartoon in the same vein as Power Rangers and Transformers. All the dork untie to form… UBERGEEK! Then it terrorizes libraries and Internet cafés throughout the world. I shouldn’t be allowed to think.)
Cynnalia Thank you! As for whether it’s hot in here or it’s just you… I’d say a little of both. ^_^
Raven: Wow, that’s so cool… you made your friends read my story. I feel all accomplished. I’ve been recced! Sort of.
Moi: *bows* Thank you, thank you! I’m so glad you liked it… although I’m also kicking myself, worried that I won’t be able to keep up with the expectations. Irk. I should have made the first bit horrible. AHHH, the pressure!
Nieni Springs: I need you to do something please… check to see whether you have a large weasel attached to your tongue or not. That’s what I would say it sounds like. Weasels can be very dangerous to lick, so be cautious. Hairballs, you know. Thanks for reading ^_^
Belethramiel: Wow, thank you very much! That’s very high praise. You make me blush and do that cute twisty-foot thingy.
Amarin: I’m not sure if we’ll ever find out what’s going on in Jack’s head… but if you look close enough, you can probably figure it out most of the time. It’s all about motivation, dahhling.
Earen: Ha! You wanna kill me ^_^ I don’t know why this pleases me, but it does. *hides her knives*
Aiko: Oh kay! I certainly will try.
Sparrow's Wench: Well, he’ll start out innocent at least ^_^ Get ready for corruptiony goodness, Jack Sparrow style!
Erin: Okay, now you’ve got me thinking about Will begging. Heh heh heh…
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Chapters 1-8 reveiw replies:
Smiigel: Smiigel! Daahling! Lovely to see you here ^_^ Yes, this is where the wild hot marathon pirate sex will be. Unfortunately I’m torn… our heroes only have enough food and drink for a few more days, but marathon sex takes considerably longer than that. Oh, horror! Oh, spite! Cruel world! Why didn’t I think about that when I made the other pirates raid them? Damn me!
dark vampire: Let’s see if I can address all of this in order. Thank you! Okay! *re-glomp* Glad you like it. *kisses back and fondles some* Next chappy now! Oo, you’re frisky. *does unspeakable things to you* You’re welcome! I love you too. ^_^ Woo, that was fun… you remind me of my cousin… ‘cept for all the groping, a’course, ‘cause he’s only seven and my cousin to boot… but very enthusiastic and adorable.
Leviathan: Danke, glad you like it ^_^ Mmm, lemon… As my father always says, when life gives you lemons, drink tequila. Suppose it would be rum in this case, but rum and lemons don’t mix nearly as well.
Karasu: That would be wonderful! Thank you very much, I’ll be sure to submit it when it’s all finished and edited. Or would I be able to post as I go, and in the end go back and change everything?
Li: I’m going to update soon. That was easy, ask me another one ^_^
Raven: More chapters are on the way. Lots of more /chapters/ if you get my meaning, wink, wink.
Luna Riddle: Oh I savvy, dear.
Aiko: What happens next? Well, when a pirate and a blacksmith on the account love each other very much… or at least lust each other very much, because the jury is still out on the love thing. Will’s got it bad, but one can only guess with Jack.
Jessie Seagull: Wow, I’m flattered. Thank you ^_^ The chapters should come relatively steadily from now on. The reason I started out with so many is originally I was posting at ff.net, but they don’t allow NC-17 fics anymore, so I had to high-tail it here when things got hot and heavy.
That said... um... I could make up excuses for how sucky this chapter is, and why it took so long, but I hate excuses. I could also say I'm sorry for it, but if I were honeslty sorry I would have either A) posted the REALLY bad version earlier, or B) re-wrote it again and made everyone wait longer. Be happy. With any luck next chapter will happen sooner, and be less horrible.
***
Chapter 9:
Zoe: Thank you! Poor cat… please give it extra pets for to, to apologize? ^_ Smi Smiigel: I think I’ve found a nice balance between starving to death and getting nookie… I must say, Jack is one happy fellow right now; he gets lots of sailing and lots of sex. What more does a pirate captain need? Don’t feel bad about being a dork, I’m the biggest dork in Dorksville and damn proud of it! (And now I’ve got an idea for a bad Sunday morning cartoon in the same vein as Power Rangers and Transformers. All the dork untie to form… UBERGEEK! Then it terrorizes libraries and Internet cafés throughout the world. I shouldn’t be allowed to think.)
Cynnalia Thank you! As for whether it’s hot in here or it’s just you… I’d say a little of both. ^_^
Raven: Wow, that’s so cool… you made your friends read my story. I feel all accomplished. I’ve been recced! Sort of.
Moi: *bows* Thank you, thank you! I’m so glad you liked it… although I’m also kicking myself, worried that I won’t be able to keep up with the expectations. Irk. I should have made the first bit horrible. AHHH, the pressure!
Nieni Springs: I need you to do something please… check to see whether you have a large weasel attached to your tongue or not. That’s what I would say it sounds like. Weasels can be very dangerous to lick, so be cautious. Hairballs, you know. Thanks for reading ^_^
Belethramiel: Wow, thank you very much! That’s very high praise. You make me blush and do that cute twisty-foot thingy.
Amarin: I’m not sure if we’ll ever find out what’s going on in Jack’s head… but if you look close enough, you can probably figure it out most of the time. It’s all about motivation, dahhling.
Earen: Ha! You wanna kill me ^_^ I don’t know why this pleases me, but it does. *hides her knives*
Aiko: Oh kay! I certainly will try.
Sparrow's Wench: Well, he’ll start out innocent at least ^_^ Get ready for corruptiony goodness, Jack Sparrow style!
Erin: Okay, now you’ve got me thinking about Will begging. Heh heh heh…
***
Chapters 1-8 reveiw replies:
Smiigel: Smiigel! Daahling! Lovely to see you here ^_^ Yes, this is where the wild hot marathon pirate sex will be. Unfortunately I’m torn… our heroes only have enough food and drink for a few more days, but marathon sex takes considerably longer than that. Oh, horror! Oh, spite! Cruel world! Why didn’t I think about that when I made the other pirates raid them? Damn me!
dark vampire: Let’s see if I can address all of this in order. Thank you! Okay! *re-glomp* Glad you like it. *kisses back and fondles some* Next chappy now! Oo, you’re frisky. *does unspeakable things to you* You’re welcome! I love you too. ^_^ Woo, that was fun… you remind me of my cousin… ‘cept for all the groping, a’course, ‘cause he’s only seven and my cousin to boot… but very enthusiastic and adorable.
Leviathan: Danke, glad you like it ^_^ Mmm, lemon… As my father always says, when life gives you lemons, drink tequila. Suppose it would be rum in this case, but rum and lemons don’t mix nearly as well.
Karasu: That would be wonderful! Thank you very much, I’ll be sure to submit it when it’s all finished and edited. Or would I be able to post as I go, and in the end go back and change everything?
Li: I’m going to update soon. That was easy, ask me another one ^_^
Raven: More chapters are on the way. Lots of more /chapters/ if you get my meaning, wink, wink.
Luna Riddle: Oh I savvy, dear.
Aiko: What happens next? Well, when a pirate and a blacksmith on the account love each other very much… or at least lust each other very much, because the jury is still out on the love thing. Will’s got it bad, but one can only guess with Jack.
Jessie Seagull: Wow, I’m flattered. Thank you ^_^ The chapters should come relatively steadily from now on. The reason I started out with so many is originally I was posting at ff.net, but they don’t allow NC-17 fics anymore, so I had to high-tail it here when things got hot and heavy.