Rum And White
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,627
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Proposal
Title: The Proposal
Author: Nita Riddle
Dedications: Elaine again, who doesn't love her?!
Summery: The proposal you've all been waiting for.
A/N: My aunt recently passed away and i've been busy for weeks
since, because everyone else was oo hysterical to do it, i planned
every little detail about her funeral. I'm going to try to keep the
old pattern of the series before i was forto pto put it on haitus.
Feel free to enjoy the vignette
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"Jack...."
"What?"
"You are doing it again."
"Doing what?"
"Pretending to be a sane person. For godssake, the walk alone gives
you away, the fact you just commendered some mans wallet practically
screams pirate."
"Well what did you think I was, your bony lass?"
"....god knows one Jack Sparrow is enough for the world...imagine if
you were a woman."
"Please, I'd rather not. it's almost enough to put me off my rum."
"Nothing can put you off rum Jack. It's like telling the sun not to
rise or fish to start flying about."
"You're the one wearing the corset."
"Only because you are a bit stout in the waist if you know what I
mean."
"Look who's talking."
"I'll have you know, this dress is three sizes smaller than Miss
Swans!"
"You've been borrowing her dresses again, haven't you."
"Oh cheer up me dear Will- er, Willamina. As far as any of these
love people are conserned, we are naught but two lovely young ladies
visitin' me mum. Wasn't this idea of mine to pass ourselves off as
women brilliant?"
"Clearly you've never been to Soho..."
"Huh? Where's that? I've never heard of it."
"Sorry, it hasn't been invented yet."
"Have you been going around, mucking about with magicks?"
"I didn't mean to...the one negro shaman asked me what i thought
about the color mauve and well..."
"Never anger a shamn lad, they're almost as bad as women. Unless of
course, they are women. Then fear them for nothing is more
frightening."
"You forgot one thing that is."
"Wot?"
"You, sober."
"......"
"Oh come on, you have to admit, that was funny."
"Get yourself a new sense of humour. About that Soho...was it the
french?"
"Who else?"
"Ah. I was planning on doing this in private but..."
"Jack...?"
"Jack....?"
"Jack for goodness sake, get off your knees! Last time you did this
we got arrested!"
"I wasn't planning on doing that mate but, I must say it was worth
it all to see Norringtons face."
"You mean the face everyone is wearing right now?"
"So they are..."
"Pease stop kneeling!"
"Listen up whelp, i love you, and you're a good lay, will you marry
me?"
".............."
"Oh Bugger. He fainted. Oy, towns people, I'm engaged, i think.
Drinks all around!"
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IMPORTANT NOTE~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
To my beloved fans... I've actually written the chapter with the Wedding scene in it, BUT, and this is a very big arsae here, i wish to revamp it, and make it much better, totally add some scenes, change it around, throw in some more evil scenes so HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
I'm going to put up all 5 parts of the Wedding, then sit on my lazy arse for a while, and revamp it, pierce it together, and add Cottons POV, the Ducks POV, and little Pearl Sparrows POV. 3 brand new scenes. Savvy?
Author: Nita Riddle
Dedications: Elaine again, who doesn't love her?!
Summery: The proposal you've all been waiting for.
A/N: My aunt recently passed away and i've been busy for weeks
since, because everyone else was oo hysterical to do it, i planned
every little detail about her funeral. I'm going to try to keep the
old pattern of the series before i was forto pto put it on haitus.
Feel free to enjoy the vignette
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Jack...."
"What?"
"You are doing it again."
"Doing what?"
"Pretending to be a sane person. For godssake, the walk alone gives
you away, the fact you just commendered some mans wallet practically
screams pirate."
"Well what did you think I was, your bony lass?"
"....god knows one Jack Sparrow is enough for the world...imagine if
you were a woman."
"Please, I'd rather not. it's almost enough to put me off my rum."
"Nothing can put you off rum Jack. It's like telling the sun not to
rise or fish to start flying about."
"You're the one wearing the corset."
"Only because you are a bit stout in the waist if you know what I
mean."
"Look who's talking."
"I'll have you know, this dress is three sizes smaller than Miss
Swans!"
"You've been borrowing her dresses again, haven't you."
"Oh cheer up me dear Will- er, Willamina. As far as any of these
love people are conserned, we are naught but two lovely young ladies
visitin' me mum. Wasn't this idea of mine to pass ourselves off as
women brilliant?"
"Clearly you've never been to Soho..."
"Huh? Where's that? I've never heard of it."
"Sorry, it hasn't been invented yet."
"Have you been going around, mucking about with magicks?"
"I didn't mean to...the one negro shaman asked me what i thought
about the color mauve and well..."
"Never anger a shamn lad, they're almost as bad as women. Unless of
course, they are women. Then fear them for nothing is more
frightening."
"You forgot one thing that is."
"Wot?"
"You, sober."
"......"
"Oh come on, you have to admit, that was funny."
"Get yourself a new sense of humour. About that Soho...was it the
french?"
"Who else?"
"Ah. I was planning on doing this in private but..."
"Jack...?"
"Jack....?"
"Jack for goodness sake, get off your knees! Last time you did this
we got arrested!"
"I wasn't planning on doing that mate but, I must say it was worth
it all to see Norringtons face."
"You mean the face everyone is wearing right now?"
"So they are..."
"Pease stop kneeling!"
"Listen up whelp, i love you, and you're a good lay, will you marry
me?"
".............."
"Oh Bugger. He fainted. Oy, towns people, I'm engaged, i think.
Drinks all around!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
IMPORTANT NOTE~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
To my beloved fans... I've actually written the chapter with the Wedding scene in it, BUT, and this is a very big arsae here, i wish to revamp it, and make it much better, totally add some scenes, change it around, throw in some more evil scenes so HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
I'm going to put up all 5 parts of the Wedding, then sit on my lazy arse for a while, and revamp it, pierce it together, and add Cottons POV, the Ducks POV, and little Pearl Sparrows POV. 3 brand new scenes. Savvy?