Rum And White

The Wedding Part A

Author: Nita Riddle

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Summery: The start of a beautiful wedding....

A/N: Erm...I have none? Everyone's been waiting for the wedding
but due to the fact I am evil and don't have much time.... I will be
writing the wedding scene in bits and pieces and when i finish,
pierce it together in an expansion pack with extra's and deleted
scene's added in like a DVD. only it's not. And i'll post it on
the list. Everyone cool with that idea?

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The sun peeked blearily through the porthole. You could hear the
ocean sing her melodious song, ever changing, ever lasting, waves
gently carressing tide ide of the sea. A wonderful start to the day.
Perhaps that was the reason Captain Jack Sparrow was bouncing up
and down on the bed he shared with his soon to be husband. Perhaps
it was partly the reason he was doing it nude. Or maybe it was
because he was about to be wedded in a few hours and Elizabeth had
made him promise to be sober until after he and Will exchanged
vows. Who can ever really tell with Jack?

Bounce....

Bounce....

Bounce....

Will Turner lay confused on his moving mattress. He didn't usually
wear clothes to bed but he was sure that he hadn't wore any clothes
to bed the night before. He was absolutly certain as well that he
had not placed a blindfold upon himself when he did so.

"Jack, do I even want to know why I'm wearing a blind fold this
time?" Will half sighed.

"You're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding! Honestly
m'dear William, you act as if you've never been married before..."
Jack told him between bounces.

"And you have?"

"Here's a tip for ya love, when you go visit the Spanish colonies in
Mexico, don't drink the water...." he left off in a knowing voice
edge with pride.

Will was used to such things by now. One does not spend so much
time with Jack Sparrow without learning that there are somethings
you simply don't wish to know.

The bouncing suddenly stopped and he could feel Jack's weight
shifting along the mattress until he was off it. "Don't take the
blind fold off until I leave the room, savvy?"

Will half smiled, "Yes yes, go on, I'll see you this after noon down
the aisle."

"I can't wait."

"Oh and Jack?"

"Aye?"

"Put that bottle of rum on the dresser and back away."

"What rum?"

"The bottle you're hiding behind your back."

Will sat up lazy and pulled off his blindfuold. Sure enough, there
was Jack without an ounce of shame, holding the botttle of rum in
his hand.

Jack glared for a moment, "You weren't supposed to have taken off
the blind fold."

"And you promised Elizabeth you wouldn't drink a drop of rum until
after our vows." Will reminded him, eyes half shut from sleep. God
he could almost kill Jack for waking him up at such an ungodly hour
in the morning.

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow and this is my ship. I'll have all the
rum I want."

"And I'm William Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow's husband, and this is
my body so if Captain Jack Sparrow drinks all the rum he wants,
then Will Turner can stay abstinent as long as he wants."

Jack stood defiantly for a moment before caving, "You wouldn't do
that to me, would you? On our wedding night?" Will didn't move an
inch and it was clear from his expression.

"Fine. But no one else is allowed to have any drinks until after
the ceremonies either." he sulked, almost childlike for a moment.

Will got up from bed blearily and wrapped his arms around Jack
lovingly, "After this, we'll be Mr and Mrs Turner."

Jack chorused softly, "Mrs Turner..."

"Now, go meet with Anamaria to get ready, Elizabeth's meeting me in
here."

They stood together in their embrace before Jack moved away and out
the door.

Will walked back towards the bed and was just about to sit down
before he heard a shriek. He quickly ran to the door and threw it
open to see what had happened.

"JACK! I meant for you to put on some clothes first!"

"See, this is what happens people when I'm not allowed to have any
bloody rum!"