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As the Force Turns
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Category:
Star Wars (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
2,407
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Star Wars movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Bad Padme, Bad Anakin!
Disclaimer: Star Wars characters still don't belong to me. I keep wishign that they will, but I have no power over George Lucas.
“Oh, Anakin, I feel so horrible!”
“Why, Padmé? I’m safe, we’re together again.”
“I’ve done something horrible.”
Anakin drew back from his wife.
“What did you do Padmé”
“Well, did Obi-wan tell you about Senator Organa?”
“Yes...”
“Well, after Obi-wan left, I was out walking and I almost got hit by a speeder and the Senator pushed out of the way in time. He took me back to his apartment and, well, I was so grateful to him that when he kissed me, I couldn’t refuse.”
“You slept with the Senator!”
“He saved my life!”
“So? Obi-wan saved mine and we didn’t feel the need to get it on as soon as we had escaped the planet! Padmé, how could you?!”
“I’m so sorry, Anakin.”
“Well, sorry isn’t good enough!” Anakin yelled. He left the apartment and slammed the door behind him. Padmé sat on the couch and cried.
*Commercial Break*
“I can’t believe she slept with him,” said Qui-gon as he shook his head. “Honestly Padmé, I would have expected better self control from you.”
“Well, if I recall correctly, the last time we saw you, you were trailing behind Obi-wan like a lovesick puppy,” countered Padmé.
“I’d been drugged!”
“You should have known better than to accept drinks from nice old ladies.”
“Enough, that is. You two are friends, and those people in the show, you are not,” interrupted Yoda.
#New from Jedi Candy Works, Edible Lightsabers!#
“Master Obi-wan, is your lightsaber edible?” asked Anakin, with a smirk on his face.
“I wasn’t being euphemistic!” Obi-wan proceeded to sulk in his chair.
“Shh, the shows back on,” said Senator Organa.
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Anakin entered the pub and took a seat at the bar. He sat there for a few minutes staring into his drink before someone sat down next to him.
“Something bothering you, Jedi?”
Anakin looked over at the woman sitting next to him. She had short black hair and very pale skin and she was wearing a short blue dress with one long sleeve and one short sleeve.
“No.”
“Are you sure? You can talk to me about it. I’m a good listener,” the woman said in a low and very seductive purr.
“I’d rather not.”
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“Who is this woman?” whispered Obi-wan to Anakin.
“I don’t know, but she’s hot,” replied Anakin.
“Anakin!” said Padmé in shock.
“Talking during the show, there will not be,” said Yoda. Obi-wan, Anakin and Padmé all found themselves gagged by the Force.
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“Let me get you another drink,” said the woman as she removed Anakin’s barely touched brandy and replaced it with a new glass. “Drink up. It will lift your spirits.”
Anakin took a sip. It went down his throat like pure fire. He suppressed all but the smallest cough.
“Good huh?”
Anakin nodded weakly.
“Why don’t we go back to my place and you can tell me all about it.”
Anakin nodded and followed her out of the bar.
“Oh, Anakin, I feel so horrible!”
“Why, Padmé? I’m safe, we’re together again.”
“I’ve done something horrible.”
Anakin drew back from his wife.
“What did you do Padmé”
“Well, did Obi-wan tell you about Senator Organa?”
“Yes...”
“Well, after Obi-wan left, I was out walking and I almost got hit by a speeder and the Senator pushed out of the way in time. He took me back to his apartment and, well, I was so grateful to him that when he kissed me, I couldn’t refuse.”
“You slept with the Senator!”
“He saved my life!”
“So? Obi-wan saved mine and we didn’t feel the need to get it on as soon as we had escaped the planet! Padmé, how could you?!”
“I’m so sorry, Anakin.”
“Well, sorry isn’t good enough!” Anakin yelled. He left the apartment and slammed the door behind him. Padmé sat on the couch and cried.
*Commercial Break*
“I can’t believe she slept with him,” said Qui-gon as he shook his head. “Honestly Padmé, I would have expected better self control from you.”
“Well, if I recall correctly, the last time we saw you, you were trailing behind Obi-wan like a lovesick puppy,” countered Padmé.
“I’d been drugged!”
“You should have known better than to accept drinks from nice old ladies.”
“Enough, that is. You two are friends, and those people in the show, you are not,” interrupted Yoda.
#New from Jedi Candy Works, Edible Lightsabers!#
“Master Obi-wan, is your lightsaber edible?” asked Anakin, with a smirk on his face.
“I wasn’t being euphemistic!” Obi-wan proceeded to sulk in his chair.
“Shh, the shows back on,” said Senator Organa.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anakin entered the pub and took a seat at the bar. He sat there for a few minutes staring into his drink before someone sat down next to him.
“Something bothering you, Jedi?”
Anakin looked over at the woman sitting next to him. She had short black hair and very pale skin and she was wearing a short blue dress with one long sleeve and one short sleeve.
“No.”
“Are you sure? You can talk to me about it. I’m a good listener,” the woman said in a low and very seductive purr.
“I’d rather not.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Who is this woman?” whispered Obi-wan to Anakin.
“I don’t know, but she’s hot,” replied Anakin.
“Anakin!” said Padmé in shock.
“Talking during the show, there will not be,” said Yoda. Obi-wan, Anakin and Padmé all found themselves gagged by the Force.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Let me get you another drink,” said the woman as she removed Anakin’s barely touched brandy and replaced it with a new glass. “Drink up. It will lift your spirits.”
Anakin took a sip. It went down his throat like pure fire. He suppressed all but the smallest cough.
“Good huh?”
Anakin nodded weakly.
“Why don’t we go back to my place and you can tell me all about it.”
Anakin nodded and followed her out of the bar.