ELFGIFT - the story of an elf and his gift
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,548
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1
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Return of the Gift
ELFGIFT 2: Return of the Gift
Elfgift's birthday one year later. lotr/matrix/some book/now with added DR HOUSE!
Disclaimer: I mean no offence in using these characters, and anyway, they probably like it. Sue me and you WILL lose!
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~One Year Later…
It was Elfgift’s birthday again and he was organising a huge party in which he would invite all his elf friends and all of the people who he battled along side in his quests. He went and bought chips and alcohol and shit and then he returned to the Land of the Blessed. On the way back he met his arch enemy, Unwin, who was strutting along in all his stinky glory. “Hey Unwin, I’m gonna kick your ass” and then he did and the people rejoiced.
But he didn’t escape unharmed – Unwin had managed to stab him in the groin region. Villagers came out of their houses, Elrond among them. Elrond said he would take Elfgift to the hospital and offered to kiss his wound better. So Elrond did and then, since he was down there, he gave Elfgift a blowjob.
At the hospital, Dr Gregory House was limping through the corridors. His friend Wilson saw him and ran to catch up with him. “House, you have a patient in exam room 69, and Cuddy will go psycho at you unless you go in there.” House stopped to look at Wilson, said something that was witty and scathing at the same time, and then limped on. Wilson was left standing in the corridor, watching as House disappeared into his office. Wilson sighed. He had long lusted after his workmate and never had the courage to confront him about it. It was something about the cane, he decided. Not that Wilson was kinky or anything, but the thought of being spread naked over House’s lap and spanked senseless until he came was an exceedingly pleasurable thought. He could picture it now… but then he realised he was in a public place so he went into the bathroom to have a wank.
House entered the exam room and greeted Elfgift who was lying on the bed. Elfgift explained how he had been stabbed in the groin and House said how that was actually pretty obvious on account of the blood seeping out. Then House said that Elfgift would need an injection to stop the infection. The thought of this almost made Elfgift faint. “There must be some other way! I hate needles; they are the one thing in this great world I’m afraid of. Please! It’s my birthday!”
House stared into the distance for a moment, as he does, appearing deep in thought, and then replied: “Well actually, there is something else I could put in you…” and he smirked and undid his fly. Then he fucked Elfgift up the arse and Elfgift thought it was quite nice. Afterwards House said that he could go home and bandage it himself since it wasn’t that deep a cut, and it would also be good if he licked it clean first. (A little known fact about Elfgift is that he could suck his own dick – a talent that had served him well on those long nights in the forest.) So Elfgift left, but not before inviting House to his party.
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It was the beginning of the party. All of Elfgift’s elfy friends were there and they were having a gay ol’ time. They played all their favourite games like ‘wizard, wizard, orc’ and apple bobbing in which they were blindfolded. Elrond took advantage of this situation and there were blow jobs all around!
Legolas won the game of pass the parcel and was happy to find the prize inside was a giant something.. lmao
As the night dragged on, the other guests arrived. Amongst them were Aragorn, Boromir, Neo, and a whole army of Agent Smiths. Since last year, Agent smith had cloned himself many more times in an attempt to rule the Matrix and freak Neo out. However, he wasn’t sure how to delete them all, and since they were all copies of the one Smith, all of them wanted to be present for the party this year, since last year had been so… enjoyable. Most of them just stood around in the corners, watching the elves get drunk and wondering when to make their move. Smith also kept a close eye on Mr Anderson, who was at the bar being chatted up by Elrond. He watched them go off behind a tree and one can assume Neo got a blowjob. Smith snarled evilly in their general direction. He was distracted however when Elfgift stood up and yelled “suck my nipple!!!”
All the elves, who were now rather drunk, began ripping clothes off and rubbing up against each other. Agent smith sat back taking in the scene until some random elf came up to him and went the grope. The smith clones, keeping their straight faces, infiltrated the orgy and got busy with as many elves as was possible.
At that moment House and Wilson arrived at the party. Wilson’s eyes went wide with shock at the site. He hadn’t seen anything like this since that time he walked in on Chase, Cameron and Foreman having a threesome in House’s office. He suggested to House that they leave, but House replied: “Oh c’mon Jimmy, you can’t tell me the sight of *that* doesn’t turn you on.” Wilson blushed. “You’re such a party-pooper.” And with that House limped over to the bar and downed a shot of scotch.
Wilson stood alone, quite scared and possibly emotionally scarred for life. One of the Smith clones had been lurking in the shadows and decided to make himself know by slinking up behind Wilson and whispering in his ear “Hello Mister Wilson” in his seductive drawl. Wilson jumped when he heard this but for some reason he didn’t turn around. Instead he leant back against Smith and allowed himself to be touched. House was right – the elf/government-worker-looking guy orgy was a turn on. And now the lips on his neck and the hand in his pants were too much. Wilson ripped off his clothes and ‘got his freak on’!!!
House was at the bar, drowning his sorrows, whatever they were this time, probably just his leg. He offered to buy a drink for Boromir who was sitting near by, but got REJECTED!!! :-) Elrond saw this happening and decided to confront House because he felt bad. “I saw what happened just then.” House told him to get fucked but then Elrond offered him a blowjob and he changed his tune. And so House sat at the bar with Elrond under the table sucking him off. He tried very hard to keep a straight face, but then Legolas came over to him (naked) and started chatting him up. House assumed he would be put off when he asked “Are you a man, or a woman?”, but Legolas said that it was for him to know and House to find out. Then they made out a bit and then Legolas and House (and Elrond, who was still attached in some bizarre way) went over behind the bushes and House ‘found out’.
Agent Smith (the real one) was currently sucking off Aragorn (who was growling in his sexy manly way) when through the mass of humping people he spied Neo, naked and breathing heavily. He couldn’t tear his eyes away; he seemed drawn towards his enemy. He’d obsessed over Mister Anderson for so long that it was a strange and so very arousing thing to see him like this. So close yet so far. Elrond took over as Smith inched closer and closer towards Neo. When Neo noticed him his body stiffened and he prepared for attack, but there was none, and Neo stared up at Smith in confusion. Then Smith leant in and said “Mister Anderson… I need you” and touched his lips against Neo’s.
Neo was shocked, but at least this time not ALL the Smiths were trying to get with him at once. Over the past year Neo had noticed a change in Smith; while fighting Smith would grab as much ass as possible and even sneaked a few kisses between blows. And Neo was shocked to admit that he enjoyed that a lot more than he should. He kissed Smith deeper, and pulled him down to lay on top of him. They grabbed at each other, almost as though they were fighting, until Agent Smith held Neo down and entered him. Neo yelled ‘Holy Shit!’ but when Smith started moving he moaned with pleasure. Smith nipped Neo’s neck, making him cry out again, and then began moving faster and faster until they both came.
They lay together for a bit and then Smith kissed him, got up and “so sorry about this Mister Anderson”. It was then that Neo noticed the large amount of other Smiths standing by.
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And so that's how it was for the year. Neo had finally accepted the inevitable - sex with all the Smiths. House and Wilson joined a swinger's club. Aragorn remained unwashed until one day when the fellowship couldn't take it anymore and they threw him in that lake with all the dead guys. it was necessary. Everyone had had a great time and when they woke up they did it again, until someone said something about an orgy in Zion, and so everyone went to the 'real world' and joined that orgy. Elfgift had a damn good time and invited everyone to his party next year.
THE END ...???
au revoir et bonne vacances
Elfgift's birthday one year later. lotr/matrix/some book/now with added DR HOUSE!
Disclaimer: I mean no offence in using these characters, and anyway, they probably like it. Sue me and you WILL lose!
===============================================
~One Year Later…
It was Elfgift’s birthday again and he was organising a huge party in which he would invite all his elf friends and all of the people who he battled along side in his quests. He went and bought chips and alcohol and shit and then he returned to the Land of the Blessed. On the way back he met his arch enemy, Unwin, who was strutting along in all his stinky glory. “Hey Unwin, I’m gonna kick your ass” and then he did and the people rejoiced.
But he didn’t escape unharmed – Unwin had managed to stab him in the groin region. Villagers came out of their houses, Elrond among them. Elrond said he would take Elfgift to the hospital and offered to kiss his wound better. So Elrond did and then, since he was down there, he gave Elfgift a blowjob.
At the hospital, Dr Gregory House was limping through the corridors. His friend Wilson saw him and ran to catch up with him. “House, you have a patient in exam room 69, and Cuddy will go psycho at you unless you go in there.” House stopped to look at Wilson, said something that was witty and scathing at the same time, and then limped on. Wilson was left standing in the corridor, watching as House disappeared into his office. Wilson sighed. He had long lusted after his workmate and never had the courage to confront him about it. It was something about the cane, he decided. Not that Wilson was kinky or anything, but the thought of being spread naked over House’s lap and spanked senseless until he came was an exceedingly pleasurable thought. He could picture it now… but then he realised he was in a public place so he went into the bathroom to have a wank.
House entered the exam room and greeted Elfgift who was lying on the bed. Elfgift explained how he had been stabbed in the groin and House said how that was actually pretty obvious on account of the blood seeping out. Then House said that Elfgift would need an injection to stop the infection. The thought of this almost made Elfgift faint. “There must be some other way! I hate needles; they are the one thing in this great world I’m afraid of. Please! It’s my birthday!”
House stared into the distance for a moment, as he does, appearing deep in thought, and then replied: “Well actually, there is something else I could put in you…” and he smirked and undid his fly. Then he fucked Elfgift up the arse and Elfgift thought it was quite nice. Afterwards House said that he could go home and bandage it himself since it wasn’t that deep a cut, and it would also be good if he licked it clean first. (A little known fact about Elfgift is that he could suck his own dick – a talent that had served him well on those long nights in the forest.) So Elfgift left, but not before inviting House to his party.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was the beginning of the party. All of Elfgift’s elfy friends were there and they were having a gay ol’ time. They played all their favourite games like ‘wizard, wizard, orc’ and apple bobbing in which they were blindfolded. Elrond took advantage of this situation and there were blow jobs all around!
Legolas won the game of pass the parcel and was happy to find the prize inside was a giant something.. lmao
As the night dragged on, the other guests arrived. Amongst them were Aragorn, Boromir, Neo, and a whole army of Agent Smiths. Since last year, Agent smith had cloned himself many more times in an attempt to rule the Matrix and freak Neo out. However, he wasn’t sure how to delete them all, and since they were all copies of the one Smith, all of them wanted to be present for the party this year, since last year had been so… enjoyable. Most of them just stood around in the corners, watching the elves get drunk and wondering when to make their move. Smith also kept a close eye on Mr Anderson, who was at the bar being chatted up by Elrond. He watched them go off behind a tree and one can assume Neo got a blowjob. Smith snarled evilly in their general direction. He was distracted however when Elfgift stood up and yelled “suck my nipple!!!”
All the elves, who were now rather drunk, began ripping clothes off and rubbing up against each other. Agent smith sat back taking in the scene until some random elf came up to him and went the grope. The smith clones, keeping their straight faces, infiltrated the orgy and got busy with as many elves as was possible.
At that moment House and Wilson arrived at the party. Wilson’s eyes went wide with shock at the site. He hadn’t seen anything like this since that time he walked in on Chase, Cameron and Foreman having a threesome in House’s office. He suggested to House that they leave, but House replied: “Oh c’mon Jimmy, you can’t tell me the sight of *that* doesn’t turn you on.” Wilson blushed. “You’re such a party-pooper.” And with that House limped over to the bar and downed a shot of scotch.
Wilson stood alone, quite scared and possibly emotionally scarred for life. One of the Smith clones had been lurking in the shadows and decided to make himself know by slinking up behind Wilson and whispering in his ear “Hello Mister Wilson” in his seductive drawl. Wilson jumped when he heard this but for some reason he didn’t turn around. Instead he leant back against Smith and allowed himself to be touched. House was right – the elf/government-worker-looking guy orgy was a turn on. And now the lips on his neck and the hand in his pants were too much. Wilson ripped off his clothes and ‘got his freak on’!!!
House was at the bar, drowning his sorrows, whatever they were this time, probably just his leg. He offered to buy a drink for Boromir who was sitting near by, but got REJECTED!!! :-) Elrond saw this happening and decided to confront House because he felt bad. “I saw what happened just then.” House told him to get fucked but then Elrond offered him a blowjob and he changed his tune. And so House sat at the bar with Elrond under the table sucking him off. He tried very hard to keep a straight face, but then Legolas came over to him (naked) and started chatting him up. House assumed he would be put off when he asked “Are you a man, or a woman?”, but Legolas said that it was for him to know and House to find out. Then they made out a bit and then Legolas and House (and Elrond, who was still attached in some bizarre way) went over behind the bushes and House ‘found out’.
Agent Smith (the real one) was currently sucking off Aragorn (who was growling in his sexy manly way) when through the mass of humping people he spied Neo, naked and breathing heavily. He couldn’t tear his eyes away; he seemed drawn towards his enemy. He’d obsessed over Mister Anderson for so long that it was a strange and so very arousing thing to see him like this. So close yet so far. Elrond took over as Smith inched closer and closer towards Neo. When Neo noticed him his body stiffened and he prepared for attack, but there was none, and Neo stared up at Smith in confusion. Then Smith leant in and said “Mister Anderson… I need you” and touched his lips against Neo’s.
Neo was shocked, but at least this time not ALL the Smiths were trying to get with him at once. Over the past year Neo had noticed a change in Smith; while fighting Smith would grab as much ass as possible and even sneaked a few kisses between blows. And Neo was shocked to admit that he enjoyed that a lot more than he should. He kissed Smith deeper, and pulled him down to lay on top of him. They grabbed at each other, almost as though they were fighting, until Agent Smith held Neo down and entered him. Neo yelled ‘Holy Shit!’ but when Smith started moving he moaned with pleasure. Smith nipped Neo’s neck, making him cry out again, and then began moving faster and faster until they both came.
They lay together for a bit and then Smith kissed him, got up and “so sorry about this Mister Anderson”. It was then that Neo noticed the large amount of other Smiths standing by.
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And so that's how it was for the year. Neo had finally accepted the inevitable - sex with all the Smiths. House and Wilson joined a swinger's club. Aragorn remained unwashed until one day when the fellowship couldn't take it anymore and they threw him in that lake with all the dead guys. it was necessary. Everyone had had a great time and when they woke up they did it again, until someone said something about an orgy in Zion, and so everyone went to the 'real world' and joined that orgy. Elfgift had a damn good time and invited everyone to his party next year.
THE END ...???
au revoir et bonne vacances