Dangerous Liaisons

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Warnings: Well, obviously adult content like sex, maybe also violence.


Excuses: English is not my mother language, so please don’t kill me if there are some mistakes or wrong expressions, I’m really doing my best!


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1. Orders and Bets


„Johnny fucking Depp!“

Johnny turned around, looking in the direction that the familiar voice was coming from. There he was. He had been quite surprised when he had called him yesterday, not knowing why exactly he wanted to see him now. He always called once or twice in a year but this time it really caught him unexpectedly. Johnny went straight to the table where the older man was sitting.

“Hey Geoffrey.” He said and sat down.

“Hi. How are you?” Came the answer from the other man. He looked different than in the costume and make-up of Barbossa, but he still was quite an imposing personality.

“Can we leave that out? I guess you didn’t call me just to ask how I am.” Johnny said, knowing that Geoffrey wasn’t the man for small talk. He never called without a reason and Johnny was anxious to know what he wanted this time.

Geoffrey grinned. “Right. Well, then let’s move straight to business. I asked you to come here because I’ve got a suggestion that might be interesting for you.” Geoffrey said with a promising smile on his face.

Johnny frowned. What was this all about? Knowing Geoffrey, he certainly knew that the older man wasn’t going to ask him to look after his grand-mother while he went to Disneyland. When he had that look on his face, Johnny could only expect something illegal or at least deeply immoral. “Alright, tell me. What’s it about?”

“Well... remember Keira Knightley?” Geoffrey asked playfully. This more of a rhetorical question. Of course he remembered Keira, how couldn’t he? She had been the sunshine of the whole cast and crew of Pirates. As Geoffrey didn’t continue with his speech, apparently waiting for a superfluent answer to his stupid question, Johnny just nodded, wanting to know the rest of Geoffrey’s ‘suggestion’.

“I heard that she’s dating my ex-lover.”

“Oh.” Johnny said not knowing what else to say about that matter. He wasn’t exactly sorry for Geoffrey, because – honestly – who would want to shag Geoffrey if he could have Keira? She was young, beautiful, nice and cute as hell while Geoffrey – well without being rude, but he wasn’t just what you could call everyone’s wet dream. Johnny looked at Geoffrey curiously, not understanding why he was telling him that nor how he would fit into that story.

Geoffrey rolled his eyes which meant that Johnny should already know what Geoffrey wanted from him from the few poor details he’d just told him. “I want him back, right? I mean, he’s hot, I liked him, he made me laugh and the sex was awesome.”


‘Thanks Geoff. That was far too much information.’ Johnny thought, chasing the thought of Geoffrey naked quickly out of his head.


“Actually, I didn’t even know he also liked women, but apparently they’re madly in love. But now he’s only got eyes for her. I’m so goddamn mad at the bitch, you can’t imagine.” He cried out, hammering with his big fist on the table causing his glass to fall from the table and break.

Johnny flinched at this outbreak of anger, he wasn’t prepared for a scene like that. “I think... I can imagine.” He said, looking around. There were only few people in the pub, but all eyes were resting upon them. Johnny smiled apologizingly, facing Geoffrey again.

“Well anyway, this is where you come in.” Geoffrey said after calming down.

Johnny looked at him with a questioning look. He still couldn’t see his part in this whole drama.

“I want you to seduce and fuck the little slut, so that she looses her good and innocent reputation. When my ex sees that she’s just another odrinary bitch, he’s gonna dump her and come back to me, that’s how simple it is.” Geoffrey explained, a proud grin on his face because of that great plan he had just figured out all by himself.

Johnny was speechless. He had played a part in some of Geoffrey’s immoral actions, but this was definitely the climax of all of them, especially as he knew Keira. He cared for her. He had seduced a lot of men and women, but he didn’t know or care for, but Keira was just so young and innocent and it just didn’t seem right. Johnny must’ve looked quite stupid, because Geoffrey continued.


“Oh come on, don’t look like that, you’ve done worse stuff and now you suddenly start getting moral thoughts. That’s so not like you, Johnny. That’s no big deal for you. You fuck everything that crosses your way, no matter if it’s male or female. Besides, I think Keira’s always fancied you and you can’t tell me that you don’t like her too.” Geoffrey said winking at the younger man.

Johnny sighed. “Of course, she’s cute and this is the main reason why I won’t do this. You know exactely that I prefer guys and I don’t really see what’s in it for me. Besides, I laid my eyes on someone else. Keira’s not a big challenge for me, you see, while the one that I choose as my next conquest is a huge challenge, even for me. So, that means: No, I’m not interested. Thanks.” Johnny said and got up, when Geoffrey grabbed his shirt, pulling him down again.

“Woah!” Johnny called out. “What the fuck?!”

“Don’t you want to pay off your debts once and for all?” Geoffrey asked, seeing the interest rising in Johnny’s face. “If you do this for me, I’m going to forget all your debts. And I mean ALL of them. You’d be free and wouldn’t need to see me ever again.” He continued.

Now, this was definitely worth considering. He’d do nearly everything in order to never have to see that man again in his entire life.

Johnny thought about it for a while. It would be great to have all his debts paid off. It was, after all, an enormous sum of money he owed Geoffrey. And all of that only for shagging Keira? One part of him was telling him to agree at once, but there was some other part in him that told him to get the fuck out of there and try to get the money to pay Geoffrey as soon as possible. He really liked Keira, she was so young and innocent, she was a good friend, almost like a daugther. He couldn’t just use her like that. Could he?

“I need some time to think about that.” Johnny said looking at Geoffrey. He really couldn’t decide that right now.

“Of course. But I’ll have to know your answer by the end of the week.” Geoffrey grinned. He knew that Johnny couldn’t resist this offer. All that money for some nights with Keira... noone would be so stupid to say no to that. “So, what huge challenge were you talking about before? Someone I know?” He asked, trying to hide his curiosity, but not entirely succeeding.

Johnny looked at him with a mysterious grin on his lips. Now it was finally his turn to dominate the conversation. He loved to tease Geoffrey.

“Come on, tell me.” Geoffrey barked impatiently. Johnny’s grin widened. When Geoffrey gave him a threatening look, he knew that it was time to reveal something more about the current object of his desires.

“Yes. You know him. Just think of the straightest guy you’ve ever met.” Johnny smiled.

Geoffrey thought about it for a second or two, then he looked at Johnny with disbelief. “No way.” He seemed to be on the right track and had just the reaction Johnny wanted him to have.

Johnny grinned, nodding. “Yes, darling.”

“No, Johnny.” Geoffrey laughed out loud. “Come on, be serious.”

“I am.” Johnny said, still smiling. He enjoyed this. He knew that he was aiming high, but he also believed in himself.

“You can’t be. You’re good, but not that good.” Geoffrey shook his head, grinning at Johnny’s naivety. “You just prooved to me that you must’ve lost your mind.” He laughed. “This is ridiculous, Johnny and you know it.”

“I haven’t. I’m gonna get him, if you believe in me or not.” Johnny said with a confident smile on his face. “You’ll see. I’m the best and I’m finally going to get the best.”

Geoffrey looked at him. “Wanna bet?”

Johnny looked at him, smirking. “If you absolutely want to loose... I don’t care.”

“Okay. If you’re right, if you do actually get him, which is absolutely impossible, then you’ll get anything you want. And I mean anything. But if you loose, I get anything I want.” Geoffrey purred. Johnny knew already what the old bastard was going to ask. Well, now he had another motivating reason to do a good job.

“Deal.” Johnny said, looking his older companion right in the eyes. He was very confident in this point. There was noone who Johnny Depp couldn’t seduce. Noone.

After chatting some more minutes, Johnny got up and they went separate ways. Before doing so, he had to promise Geoffrey think about his offer and call him when he had made up his mind about it.


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After this odd conversation, Johnny walked along the street thinking about what had just happened. Geoffrey wanted him to ruin sweet Keira’s life. Well, on second thought, he wasn’t actually ruining it. It would probably be the night of her life. Besides, Keira always wanted him and Johnny wasn’t averse to having her, even if his eyes were currently fixed on an other pretty young thing that made him moan only thinking about him. He was so pretty and sexy, but also smart and funny and absolutely divine. But he was also the straightest guy on earth and didn’t even thinking about looking at a guy more than necessary, which would be quite a problem for an ordinary guy. Johnny thought didn’t see a problem. He already imagined the young man lying underneath him moaning in pleasure... It would be a long way to that moment, but he knew that it would happen some day. Thinking about the subject of his dreams, he suddenly felt like starting with his plan to seduce him right away. Geoffrey could wait, Keira could wait. He went straight home, packing his things and booked a flight to London where he was going to meet the man that couldn’t leave his mind lately: Orlando Bloom.

Tbc...