our life as we know it

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As I revved my bike up I heard,
“I mean it David LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE, or I’ll throw you out in to the sun!”
Hahahahahaha. [Evil laugh] Oh those poor boys. I drove my bike in front of the video store as the boys walked out.
“ Don’t bother boys, my name is Megan.” And with that I drove off a small grin gracing my lips and shock displaying on their faces.
11:20pm at our home.
“I’m home!” I yelled as I walked through the door. David came through the kitchen door with a big smile on his face. “ No, David you can not watch the movies it’s 11:20 at night we go out tonight to blow off steam and then we go to bed, do you understand?”
David looked down at his shoes and then looked up with puppy dog eyes that were pleading me to let him watch a movie.
“David…” I said sternly, “ You are not a dog. So stop giving me puppy eyes. You are feline be proud of it!”
“What is going on out here.?” Said Marcie as she came walking out of the back room in her leather halter-top and tight leather pants and leather buckle up boots.
“He is acting like a puppy to get what he wants. He is not a WOLF! Is FELINE and that is that. We are not watching any movies tonight. IS THAT…”
“Megan, relax we are not going to watch a movie, David don’t act like a wolf cub you know how it irritates her.” She calmly explained. She looked at me and said Megan go get changed and we will leave and baby as much as I love you and as much as I love seeing you without a shirt on you need to put a shirt on before …” her voice faded as I walked out onto the porch to stare at the moon.
“Megan are you ready?” Marcie yelled out the door, “Megan? Megan where…. Ooohhh there you are I guess that’s a yes. Come on David she’s already changed.”
“Coming.” He said as he was running out the door and changing in the process.

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8:30 am in the back room of M&M Creations

Crash “DAMNMIT!!!! DAVID, HELP ME!” I screamed from the storage room. I cannot believe I did this… I mean COME ON! I should KNOW better… I can’t believe I did this. “ DAVID!” where the hell is that boy my GOD. The only time I ever need help and he is not here to help me. “ MARCIE!” why is no one answering me? Grumble, grumble, harrumph, harrumph. “ANYONE!!!! I NEED SOME HELP, DAMNIT!”

“Hello?” came my reply from out front. What in the world? ‘David, where are you?’
‘Marcie and I went to get bagels, coffee, diet coke, and tea for breakfast. Why?’ he replied
“Hello? Are you alright?” a male called from the counter, “ Do you need any help? Hello?”
‘Oh no reason David just that I did something stupid and I need help and now there is someone in the store asking me if I need help and I don’t want them to help me NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE BOYO AND HELP! Sorry I’m a little aggravated.’
‘ No problem were almost at the store.’
“I don’t think she can hear us Alan, she maybe hurt, come on let’s help. Hey Edgar help us.”
“ What’s the problem?” Came a reply. They better not come back here, they better not come back here. Please don’t let them come back here.
“Oh, my god, are you alright wait here we’ll call an ambulance.” Said a Blonde haired geek.
“STOP! Don’t you DARE call anyone do you here me?” I demanded
The dark haired actually growled at me.
“ Hey ma’am we are just trying to help.” A husky voice said from behind the blonde.
“Oh yeah you boys are really helping me. Tell me does it actually take all three of you to pick up the phone and dial 911 and ask for an ambulance, or does one of you use the phone while the other two FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND?!?!?! MY GOD! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.”
DING
“DAVID, GET THESE FUCKING MORONS OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!” I screamed from my position between two bookcases.
David came storming into the back room and shooed those dumbass motherfuckers out of our store. He came back, saw me and started laughing.
“ And you yell at Marcie?”
“Shut up and get me out of here, please.” I grumbled as he got the first bookcase stood up and then helped me up. “Ow, that smarts. I can’t believe I did that.” Shaking my head in disbelief.
“How did this happen?” he asked as he picked the second bookcase back up.
“ I was walking between the two when…Isawaspiderandjumpedbackwithascreamandknockedintoonecaseanditrockedbackandforthbeforefallingoverontomeandintheprocessknockedthesecondoneoverbeforecrushingme.” I mumbled. I looked up and saw the confused look that a person gets on their face when trying to figure something out.
“What? Can you try that again in English please?” he asked as he laughed.
“I said…-deep breath-I saw a spider and jumped back with a scream and knocked into one case and it rocked back and forth before falling over onto me and in the process knocked the second one over before crushing me. STOP LAUGHING YOU DORK!!!”
“ What in the world is going on? Oh my god, are you alright?” Marcie asked as she wheeled into the back room. ‘Megan, what did you do?’
‘I don’t…-seeing the glare I give up and tell her- I had an accident. A spider scared me and I backed up into a bookcase and it feel on that bookcase and then I was squished.’
‘Oh, dear.’ She sighed. ‘What am I going to do with you. Between us two were are disasters waiting to happen.’
“Well to change the subject is the-*Ding* I look at Marcie and we say in unison- subject changed.”
I walk out front to the counter and see a lady with a blonde woman around late thirties early forties look around. The thing about the lady that stood out the most was that she looked an awful lot like that boy that was in here this morning.
“Uh, may I help you miss?” I asked just as the boy from this morning came running in. “Hey, mom, isn’t this place neat I was… oh hey your alright I thought for sure you would have had to go to the emergency room or something those bookcases looked heavy. Oh by the way I am Sam and the two other guys with me were Edgar and Alan Frog.”
“Sam? What are you talking about?” the lady asked in confusion.
I cut him off before he could continue his audible jumble of grunts, whimpers, and groans that he actually calls words.
“You need to stay out of other people’s business boyo. I’ll be fine if that is what you are asking. Now, miss?” I asked turning my back on the boy.
“Oh, Emerson, but you can call me Lucy. You have a nice selection of jewelry here.”
“Why thank you Miss. Emerson, Marcie and I try our best. Is there anything I can help you with?” I asked as she gazed at the jewelry. “ You know you seem like someone who has had some troubles in her life. – She looked up at me in shock- There is sadness in your eyes Miss. Emerson. I would suggest, now I don’t want to seem to blunt and cold hearted, but you need to forget about your ex-husband and focus on your children for I fear that if you are not careful you will lose them.
-I looked at her and after a second I added- you definitely do not need a man at the moment.”
Miss. Emerson looked at me like I had grown a second head. She turned to run from the store when I said, “ sorry, it’s just the sadness in your eyes tells me things that you need to focus on and so on. I did not mean to frighten you.”

“COOL! So you are like a witch or something? Oh, man, wait till Edgar and Alan here about this.” And with that he ran from the store. Wow I forgot he was still here. Huh, weird.
“ I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to ban your child from coming back in here again… I don’t think my mental state of mind can handle him. Before you go there I am not a witch I am what is called a sensitive; person who can just tell things about people. Now if saw anything today that was of interest to please feel free come back any time as it is we are still closed David forgot to lock the door, have a nice day.” I said as I ushered Lucy Emerson from my store and on an after thought, “ I was not joking about your son not being aloud back in my store. Just so we are clear.” With that I shut and locked the door on Miss. Emerson. I turned back around and went behind the counter to get my cell phone. (A.N: yes they had cell phones in 1987 and no they were not what they look like now though that is what is there now. Did that make sense to any of you? Let me see if I can explain the cell pones now are small and compact the cell phones then were big and bulky. Well the cell phones now is what the characters brought with them and that is all I am going to say because if I don’t stop I’ll ruin…. MARCIE HELP I’LL RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!…. Sorry Megara can’t write this authors note any more I shall be writing the authors notes from now on lest she try to give away the ending. Enjoy the story.)

“HEY, MEGA… Oh there you are.” Exclaimed David as he strolled out of the storage room he held up a comic book in his hands. “ Is this yours cause Marcie says its not hers.”
I looked at the comic whose title read VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE I took it from him and looked it over and realized 3 things about the comic.
1. I had already read it and have a copy of my own
2. it was not mine sense mine is very old and this one is very new
and 3. the comic came from the frog brothers.

If memory serves me right which it always…well not always but enough… does the Frog brothers were the ones in my store this morning.

I took the comic from David and said, “ It’s not mine, but I know to whom it belongs to. Now if you will excuse me I have a couple of Frogs to hunt down and threaten.” With that I walked out of M&M Creations and down the past Max’s video store past the coffee shop, past the bagel place and finally reaching The comic Book store coincidently run by The Frog Brothers.

I strolled into the store looking at the comics. I don’t have to wait long I saw Sam run into the back room to get the other two. I can feel them approach me from behind, but I let them think I don’t know they are there until the last crucial moment when one of them is about to speak.

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i waited as long as i could but Marcie went home and i lost my proof reader and partner in crime (hint: she help write the story just so you know)
please review i saw how many people read the story hopefully you liked it.