The Big Problem

Chapter 2: Maybe A Little Excitement Helps?

“Wha... What do you mean ‘You can’t get it up’?” Is it broken or something?
“It means exactly what I said: the Lil’ Cap’n won’t get up!” Lil’ Cap’n?
“B-b-but WHY?! You DID want to make love, right? So why won’t it get up? Am I not arousing enough?” I thought this nightgown was perfect...
“It’s not because of you. Of course I get VERY aroused with that sexy cloth. I mean, look at you! You look gorgeus in that ‘nightgown’, if you can eve call it like that, makes me want to ravish you right now!”
“Then, what is the problem?”
“The Cap’n just doesn’t want to play along!”
“Maybe you just need more time than usual...”
“No, Liz! I already tried to get him up myself several times-“ What? Why didn’t he ask me to di it? “-but nothing happened!”
“Maybe... he just needs a bit of ‘excitement’...” There, at least he smiled a bit.
“....... I guess trying won’t harm anyone...”
“Alright. Lay down on the bed. We’ll just go slowly and take our time. Savvy?”
“Savvy...” My God, he surely is tense.
“You need to relax, Jack.” Where is the oil? “I’m goning to give you a massage first so you can relax.” Lets try this one ‘Rose Scent’.
“Mmh... Roses. Good choice.”
“Sshh... Relax and don’t think about anything.”
“That’s easy for you to say! After all you’re not the one with the problem!”
“Of course it’s my problem! We are a couple! That takes two people not only one. So it’s my problem too.”
“Whatever.”
“I’m going to teach you an anatomy lesson now...” Wait, we need a bit of excitement...
“So I’m gonna get to see your hands roaming all over my body?” ...this will do.
“No, You won’t be able to see anything.”
“What the? What are you doing?”
“I’m bandaging your eyes.”
“What for?”
“This way you won’t be able to see... AND you will concentrate only on my touch... and my voice... Isn’t it more exciting this way?”
“I guess... And what is that ‘excitement’ thing all about?” This is going to be fun.
“Shut up! Lets start with something simple. These are your shoulders. You use them for the suport of various objects.”
“...hmm... continue massaging like that... What kind of objects?”
“Your shirt, your coat or...” Use your seductive voice “...me...”
“Aha, like when?”
“Like when you kiss me... so fierce that I can’t hardly breathe...”
“...oh yes... you cling onto me as if you would fall to the ground if you didn’t... Carry on your lesson. Mmhh....”
“Hm. I see you like my teaching. These are... your arms... they’re very strong due many years of hard work.... But that’s not they only thing they’re good for... you can also use them to embrace me...” forget the massage.
“And my hands?”
“Your hands do much more things... you use them to write those letters you write me ocasionally... you caress me with them...“ let him touch you... “...like now... ahh...”
“I’m starting to enjoy this very much...”
“...you can use them to hold me closer to you...”
“...or... do naughtier things...” Ahh...! Don’t thouch there...
“...no... not yet... This is your mouth... it’s one of my favourite parts of your body...”
“Because it kisses you sensless like now?” ...ahhh... I love it when he does that thing with his tongue... mh... wait... no...
“...Jack... don’t...” or we won’t be able to do something about the ‘Cap’n’
“...ah... what is it...”
“I still haven’t finished my lessons...”
“...oh bugger!”
“Don’t worry it won’t be long...” At least I hope so...
“Can I untie the bandage?”
“No... leave it on. This is your chest... it’s perfect... I love to touch it...”
“Ahh... Liz...”
“...I love to brush my fingers against its velvet skin... to lean against it when you’re inside me... and fall asleep on it after our lovemaking.”
“Liz... I... aah...”
“...and your back... I love to feel the muscles while you move on top of me...”
“I-I... I can’t... much longer...” me neither...
“...ahh... kiss me... Jack.”
And now... we only need to check if the Lil’ Cap’n has woken up...
“’Liz’beth... you make me crazy...”
Huh? Where is it? Sill nothing?! Maybe it just needs to be strocked a while...
“Haah! Lizzie...”
There! I can feel a reaction!
“Nnh!”
It stopped! It’s as if he was holding back... I’ll just keep going.
“...Jack...” Here it comes again!
“Ah...nnah!” What’s he doing? He looks as if he’s struggling with something.
“Are you alright?”
“Yes... continue...” But he looks painful...
“Maybe we should stop.” maybe he’s hurting...
“No, don’t worry... I think I feel something...”
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A whole while later, both were panting... but not because of what you think. Jack’s POV

“It’s useless... ha ha... I told you... ha ha... that it wouldn’t ...haha... get up...” I can’t take this anymore...
“I don’t get it! ...ha ha... I does react! ...ha... But then it stops! huf!”
“......” I just can’t do it...
“There must be something wrong...! ha ha...” Poor Liz...
“..........”
“Jack?”
“Lay on you back.”
“What for?”
“C’mon, I’ll finish you off with my hand.”
“WHAT? No way!!”
“C’mon Liz! Look at us! We’re panting like crazy! Me because I’m exhausted and you because you can’t find release!”
“But what about you?”
“Don’t worry about me... At least one of us will find satisfaction!”
“But that wouldn’t be fair for you!”
“For Christ’s sake, Liz! We’re pirates! Just hold still!” Just a little bit will be enough...
“No! I don’t want t- AH!” Yeah, let it go...
“Ahh Jack! Don’t stop...!” God she looks delicious!
“...AHH! JACK! ...!!” Here she comes...
“JAAACK!!!!” I’m jealous of my own hand!
“....hah...ha...ha...” She looks beautifull in her afterglow.
“You look gorgeous all drenched in sweat...”
“....Jack... kiss... me...”
“I’m happy to oblige.”

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Next morning in Jack’s cabin, Elizabeth‘s POV

Last night wasn’t that bad after all *yawn* just a bit late...
“Lizzie. Are you done or what? We’re late for breakfast!”
“Yes! *yawn* I just need to finish braiding my hair!” and wake this lazy legs up... *yawn* “Let’s go...” I must look horrible...
“Come on, love. I’ll tell Gibb to make one of his coffees for you, aye?”
“Yeah, yeah... Whatever... as long as it wakes me up... *yawn* I think you need to support me, I feel like falling asleep on the ground...”
“My poor Lizzie. Come here. Hold on to me.” Were the stairs always so far away...? Huh? Why did we stop?
“Hey, Turner!!” Will? Where? I’m too sleepy...”Look at her! This is all your fault!” Wha?
“Why me?”
“You’ve incited her to seduce me!” How did he..?
“How do you know it was Will who told me to wear that nightgown?”
“WHAT?!!” Oops... “THE WHELP TOLD YOU TO WEAR IT?!! Turner you’re going to be so dead!!” ‘Not good’, like Jack would say.
“I don’t even know what nightgown she’s talking about! I just told her you needed a bit of excitement."
“WHAT?!” Double oops. “That was al the ‘excitement’ thing about?!”
“Well I thought it would be a good idea...”
“And you took his advice?!”
“........well....”
“Don’t blame her.”
“You shut up!”
“She was desperate and I just used her to get back at you.”
“What?!!” He used me?!!
“This is all your fault in first place!” Why does he keep saying that? “If I hadn’t taken you to the whores-“ WHAT?!?!?!?! “-now I wouldn’t be... impotent.” HE WENT WITH WILL TO THE WHORES???!!!!
“I didn’t say anything this time.” HOW COULD HE?!!
“Bugger... She’s furious right?” Oohh, I feel like killing him now!!
“Yep, like hell. Well, I’ll get going! Still need to eat breakfast!”
“BYE WILL!”
“Wait!! Don’t leave me alone with her...”
“Bastard!”
“I guess you don’t want coffee anymore...”
“Cabin! RIGHT NOW!!!”
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A/N: Hehehe. Jack is in real trouble now xD
So how is it going till now? Dou you like it? I know it’s difficoult to read since there is mostly dialogue and the only descriptions we get is from the characters point of view so you really must imagine all the rest. But I think this is also a better idea since we all follow the same story but each imagines it his or her own way.
This is what we have so far:
-A frustrated Liz that doesn’t know what’s wrong with Jack. She just knows that something did happen when they went to Tortuga the other week.
-Will knows exactly that Jack is impotent so he sents Sexy-Liz to seduce him and get back at him.
-Jack tells Liz about his problem. And thay try to solve it. But no luck. At least Jack recompenses the lady for her efforts in helping him XD
-Next morning they meet Will on deck before going to have breakfast below deck. Since Liz is sleepy she mentions something she shouldn’t.
-Jack confirms his suspects of Will sending Sexy-Liz to him.
-They argue and in the heat of the moment Jack mentions where he and Will went while Liz was renting the room in Tortuga. To the whores.
But we still don’t know what happened there!
-And now we got a really mad Liz. Poor Jack... XD