Must Be Karma

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Last Chapter: Lucy is celebrating her 2 month anniversary with Amy by mentally screaming in pain and misery, and sharing all this fun with Scud. Lucky Scud. After a short flashback, Lucy agrees to tell Scud why she's busy whining and complaining.

~~~~Back to the flashback~~~~

Lucy carefully watched Amy as she boarded the plane. Her girl was a little on the prim side of movements, but it just seemed to excentuate her more lusty features... Such as that perfect swerve of hip. Climbing stairs went nicely with Amy so how could she help it when her mouth started pulling into a grin...?

"So how long are you going to stare at my ass?"

Lucy's head snapped up fast enough to cause whiplash... and then slowly lowered... Only to snap up again.

"...Huh??"

Amy just smiled slightly, wiggling her brows before she ducked into the plane while Lucy was left to gape in surprise. Maybe Amy wasn't as prim as she'd assumed??? With a flash of white teeth, Lucy darted in after her. This was going to be fun.

~~~~Now~~~~

"Well this story doesn't seem so bad yet. Actually... it sounds really mushy"

"It's because it starts getting bad right here, Scud... It was my warning, you know? THE FUCKING ALERT SIGN!!!"

"I think... You've gone a little crazy..."

"Eh, whatever. I'm perfectly normal"

"So says the woman who tried to sink Australia"

"That was YEARS ago!!! Everyone needs to get over that already!! Damn Australians... I bet they keep that going strong..."

"You tried to AGAIN just a few months ago!"

"...That doesn't really count. It was a very emotional time for me, and you know it really was all Amy's fault be-"

"Uh... Anyway, continue??"

~~~~Then~~~~

It was a well kept secret. Well, actually no one had really brought it up, but Lucy HATED flying. At least when someone ELSE was flying the plane anyway. She was fine when it was her or Scud, but this was her honeymoon of sorts, so taking him along hadn't been high on her list of things to do.

Amy's blue eyes had looked at her slightly worried as she'd gripped the arms of her seat so hard her knuckles had turned white.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"H-Huh? Y-YEAH! I'm great! Uh, want a drink or something? You look tense. Afraid of fly-"

"Uhm," Amy cut off Lucy's ramble, her hand moving to rest over the nervous ex-criminal mastermind's. "I think you're the one who looks tense. Do you need a drink?? Here, you wait a minute..."

It was horrible!!!! She couldn't even appreciate that rounded bum passing right by her face as Amy got up to fetch her something to get slightly drunk off of. Ugh... wasn't she supposed to be the badass one who took care of her girl? When had this reversed? The plane jolted slightly, and she found herself squeeking, legs flailing a bit as she scrabbled to stay still. Really she just looked like a freaked out psycho... Or a crab... a big red cra-

"Uh... Lucy? You okay?"

Brown eyes widened.

"............"

With exquisite slowness, The brunette righted herself. She tried to ignore it, but Amy was obviously struggling with laughter... It made her want to pout. In fact, she DID pout as Amy walked off to fetch the drink. She may have still been pouting when she came back... if only a little.

"I just got you a beer. I wasn't sure what you drank"

She liked wine too, and sake. Almost anything really, but a good simple beer sounded good right now. When the unique taste touched her tongue she sighed in pleasure. Amy just grinned watching Lucy visibly relax. Her dark lover was so cute but even she knew better then to ever say it. Well, she could, but right now didn't seem to be the best time.

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"Lucy... You seem kind of drunk"

Said drunk person didn't even respond, just shaking a head of dark black hair. Somehow the arm rest between them had gotten put up, and Lucy was leaning in a lot closer than she allowed anyone but the sexily tanned woman doing it right now. How had a single beer to relax became a few beers?? For that matter, how had a few beers became a bottle of bourbon? Or some weird cocktail that seemed to be Jack Daniels and ketchup?

Lucy's forhead rested on her upper arm, and Amy just smiled. She didn't mind when people got drunk as long as they stayed away from her person, but it didn't seem bad in the least with Lucy nuzzling that warm body against her own. As long as she didn't seem so frightened as she had earlier, she didn't care at all. However, she let out a little startled sound when Lucy suddenly nipped at her neck.

"L-Lucy, what are y-" Amy suddenly found a single finger pressed haphazardly to her lips.

"Ssssshhhh, I jusht want to shee how good you taste..."

Even with Lucy slurring slightly, Amy moaned. That voice was so... fucking... hot...

Certainly not as hot as that warm mouth covering her neck though. Little kisses were sloppy but still erotic, the slight scrape of white teeth driving her to distraction. When she felt Lucy's hand on her thigh, Amy let out another sharply surprised sound. From the deep growl from her hispanic lover, Lucy liked it plenty.

She just couldn't take it anymore. The blonde's body went languid, sinking into the pleasure it was recieving as her arms wrapped around the neck of the abnormally hot woman dishing it out.

"Lucy... I... Fu-"

~~~~Now~~~~

"UGH!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR THIS! Lalalalalalalaaaaaa~"

Scud covered his ears and closed his eyes while Lucy yelled at him to pay attejntion, tugging on his arm.

"jehdhgqwiuqegirhgwaeklrhgsliuerwl"

That was all Scud heard.

"OWWWW!!!!"

At least until Lucy pinched his nipple. The male's arms lowered instantly to protect his sensitive flesh as he gaped at her. That freakin hurt!!! Who gave titty twisters at their age?! Well not counting Lucy obviously.

"You're still so violent! Love is a battlefield you know. I'm helping the other side and telling Amy you're still evil."

"Oh, shut it and listen Scud"

"No way! You're like... a sister. It's fucking gross Luce"

Lucy rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry, I told you I didn't get any, remember?"

"Oh... Yeah... Wait, how do you not get any when..."

"I was just about to tell you that!"

~~~~Then~~~~

"Lucy... I... Fuck..."

When the body amy had been clinging to suddenly let out a a small murmer, she blinked. This... couldn't possibly be happening. No way could this be real. This was something that only happened in stories, right? To make sure she was right, her hands lowered, and she shook the darkly clad body partially on top of her.

"Mmnnn... stop it Scud..."

Lucy had fallen asleep... while.... while.......

The perfect score saw red just about the time Lucy Diamond hit the floor. The surprised woman let out a muffled yelp of pain when her head hit the side of the plane wall. By the time she'd opened her eyes, all she saw was a shaking Amy above her. The anger in the sexy blonde was enough to stop her from looking up her skirt... well... sorta.

"YOU FELL ASLEEP ON ME?!!?!"

"Uh... No?" Oh fuck.

"I WAS THAT BAD AT IT, HUH?!!?!"

"W-wha!?!?! NO! BABY!!!"

Amy didn't listen to another word, turning on heel and storming off. Lucy blinked in her drunken state for half a second before she ran off after her.... zigzagging a little along the way. All she got for her trouble was the bathroom door slammed in her face and a pissed off

"GO THE HELL AWAY"

"...Fucking A..."

~~~~Now~~~~

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

"Shut up Scud!", Lucy whispered harshly, flashing a look that could kill.

"Told you drinking was bad for you!!! PFFFTTTT HAHAHA!!!"

"It isn't even fucking funny. She wouldn't come out for hours. I had to cut through the door with a fucking laser cutter, and then she just ignored me for most of the flight until I got her a peach smoothie. She got all flustered since I remembered her favorite"

Scud just kept trying to restrain his laughter while the woman next to him went back to her characteristic smirk.

"HH-... Hmph.... So... what happened after that?"

When Lucy grinned, he got the feeling he shouldn't have asked...

~~~~Chapter ended again~~~~

Once again, to be continued by request. The chapters are short, and hopefully simple and easy to read. I didn't want this story to be very complicated. I just hope some people enjoy it!