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Bad Idea

By: Timekitsune
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Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 2
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Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Megamind the movie and characters therein do not belong to me. Sadly. This is simply fanfiction and fantasy, and gains me no money. And also, please do drive carefully. Don't drive like a supervillain/hero and his girlfriend.
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Bad Idea Chapter 2.

Bad Idea Chapter 2.





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Roxanne snuggled back up to Megamind while he reversed the car slowly out of the abandoned warehouse.



"What we need right now is a shower."



"A shower. I can get you to one of those."



"Mmm?"



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The drive was relatively uneventful, Roxanne snuggled up to him, one hand under his shirt. The Invisible Car rumbled into Evil Lair, and Megamind pulled it a stop only a short distance from the door to the Lair Bathroom. He motioned Roxanne to be very quiet, and carefully gazed around, but Minion was nowhere to be seen.



"Okay, the coast is clear. Let's go." He grabbed his trousers, grabbed Roxannes' hand in his, and pulled her quickly through the car door, across the couple of metres to the bathroom door, pulled her through and locked the door thoroughly behind them. Roxanne contributed by giggling madly the entire time.



As he was securely locking the door, Roxanne turned around and gazed about the room in wonder.



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The bathroom of the Evil Lair had probably been based on some sort of Clean-Room a long time ago. Megamind had transformed it into something obscenely decadent, and he enjoyed seeing it for the first time again, through her eyes.



In one corner of the huge green-&-blue-tiled room stood a wide and ancient claw-foot cast-iron tub of cream enamel, rich and elegant. Next to it towered a tall bronze water heater which Megamind had revamped and re-invented, and next to that, a row of three wide shower heads over a slightly indented dark-blue tiled floor. Everywhere there was bronze scrollwork, and elegant antique bronze gratings. A floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall mirror was on the opposite wall, and high on the wall was an art deco stained glass window, all made with frosted glass in various colours, glowing with the golden light from the afternoon sun. Near the door was a low cupboard full of thick towels, and on top of the cupboard was a box with candles in it. Megamind glanced up at the light flowing in from the sunset. He didn't think he'd need the candles.



With a great deal of show, he bowed to her and indicated the rest of the wide room with a grand sweep of his arm.



"Showers."



"Yeah." She gazed up at the cream-tiled ceiling. "Wow."



The showers each had their own water heater behind the wall, and he listened for the pop of the gas starting as he pulled on two of the taps. Roxanne had walked over to gaze into the empty, huge and ancient bathtub, and he grinned as she leant against it and blinked at him. "You can't have a bath until you're clean, Roxie. You've got to come have a shower first."



"That seems some sort of contradiction" she said, reaching over to poke experimentally at the various dials and levers on the front of the gleaming water heater.



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Megamind sighed, and walked over to her, leaving the shower running. He drew her into a kiss, a long one, and slowly removed her blouse. She had not put the bra back on yet, and her breasts were perfectly free. He worked his way down her neck, playing with her breasts, and then moved his hands down, slowly sliding her out of her skirt and lacy panties all in one. He then grabbed her by the wrists, and, eye to eye with her, walked her over to the shower. He slowly pushed her under the warm water, watching her gasp, and pushed her hands up above their heads.



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Roxanne was mesmerised by Megaminds green eyes as he gently herded her into the shower. The water was a shock, warm and wet, and it made her gasp. Megamind walked her further backward, deep into the stream of the water, then pushed her arms above her head, and she felt something close about her wrists with a snap. He was suddenly smirking at her, triumphant, through the water.



"Aha, Miss Ritchie, now I have you exactly where I want you." he stepped back, and gazed at what he had done.



As he stepped back, Roxanne could see in the mirror opposite the shower that her wrists were locked into manacles, as far above her head as she could reach. The warm water bucketed down over her and the tiles behind her were cold enough that she crouched away from them, even though she was stretched to the limit of her reach.



Her boyfriend gazed at her stretched, naked form through the water, looking like he was committing the scene to memory. She watched helplessly, gasping in the heavy flow of water, as he pulled himself out of his reverie, and walked to the gleaming water heater, flicking switches and turning taps, setting it to pour steaming water into the tub. He pulled a large lever and some of his favourite music came throbbing through into the room. He set a dial on the machine, tapped at a little indicator needle, nodded once to himself, then spun around on his heel gracefully, almost dancing, his face set in an insane grin.



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"This isn't funny, Megamind. Let me down."



While he had been setting the bath to fill, Roxanne had been getting thoroughly sopping in the downpour of the shower, and he gazed at her with delight. This was entirely too beautiful. He should have brought a camera with him. She glared back at him sulkily "Let me down now!". He walked over and turned down the shower. He smirked at her, running his hand along her dripping cheek, then pushed her hair back behind her ear.



"This is very uncomfortable."



"Yes, it is." He knew that from experience, actually. "You've been naughty. Consider it payback."



"Let me down, Megamind."



"No."



"You've got to let me down."



"Not yet."



"Let me down NOW!"



"Not until you're clean," and, with that, he reached behind her to pull some shampoo out of a dispenser. Leaning in for a kiss from Roxanne, he started rubbing shampoo into her hair. Lovely hair, so silky, so fine, rather shorter than he'd like. He wondered if she'd grow it for him if he asked her nicely. She murmured into the kiss, and he used both hands to massage the back of her head. She pushed forward bodily into him, still avoiding the cold tiles of the wall, balancing on her toes.



Megamind thoroughly shampooed her hair, then, standing slightly back, sponged down her shoulders, and over her breasts. His smile became an evil smirk, and he knelt down lower, while Roxanne stared down nervously at him. He ran his hands and the sponge down her back, and settled on his knees to just the right height.



His hands were at her backside, rubbing her delightfully shaped bottom, and she wriggled helplessly dangling from the shackles above her. Perfect. He sank his face into the space between her legs and gave an experimental lick. Her scream was delightful, and he found he could get a repeat of the scream again if he let her get enough air in between yells. Yes. He could get used to this.



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Roxanne enjoyed the shampoo, but when Megamind dropped lower she suddenly realised her situation was one of rather extreme nakedness. It didn't help that as he dropped out of sight, the mirror along the opposite wall showed her situation perfectly, lit by the sunset outside the stained glass windows. He passed his hands over her back, and glided them down further, and squeezed her butt firmly, gazing up at her, his smirk evil, but also cheeky. He was having fun.



Then he abruptly gave his whole attention to licking her clit and she couldn't help but yell. He paused, worried, and she took another breath, then he started again, licking, holding her tight to his face with both hands, and she found herself unable to prevent herself from crying out. Far from scaring him off, it became obvious that he was enjoying making her yell, and she felt his fingers digging in, and he slid one hand around so that he could, very gently, very slowly, slide a finger into her entrance.



In no time at all, she found herself riding his fingers, moaning. She was still avoiding the cold tiles of the wall, still stretched desperately away from the wall. She tilted her head back, soap running into her eyes, and struggled.



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Megamind paused, suddenly, then pulled away, and leaned back, fingers in his mouth, staring at Roxanne, again drinking in what he could see.



"Uh? Noooooo....." moaned Roxanne, wriggling.



"Don't you want that bath?"



"Want..."



"What do you want, Temptress?" he purred.



"Want you. Please....."



He stood up slowly, and reached over to delicately hold the tap. Roxanne glanced over at where his hand was reaching, and shot him with a horrified look.



"You wouldn't-"



The cold water was torrential, and she was gasping within seconds. Megamind enjoyed her choked yell, then stood back, as she swung herself around, suspended by the cuffs on her hands, and attempted a swinging kick. The cold water seemed to really wake her up, and he retreated some distance to watch an increasingly flailing Roxanne under the cold shower. Fascinating.



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Roxanne saw his hand on the cold tap and realised what he was going to do moments before he did it, but her choked warning came too late. She was under a huge downpour of cold water within a split second, and she pulled herself back, swung on the cuffs on her arms and pushed her legs forward to kick him. Megamind easily danced out of the way, and watched with interest while she thrashed under the cold flow.

"Dammit, Megamind, TURN IT OFF!" she snarled, kicking out madly.



He attempted to move forward, dodged her kicking legs, and drew back. "I can't. You'll kick me."



"It's COLD!"



"OW!"



"It's too COLD!"



"You KICKED me!"



"Turn. It. OFF!!"



"Don't KICK!"



"OFF!"



"I'll turn it off, if you let me get close enough."



She madly tried to kick the tap itself, and missed, and stood panting in the cold water. "Turn it OFF then!"



Megamind gingerly moved forward, grabbed the tap, and turned it off, avoiding her flailing limbs.

There was complete stillness and silence when the tap was turned off, Roxanne glowering and dripping.



Megamind stepped forward, pulled something on the wall, and deftly caught his angry, dripping girlfriend as she fell from the open shackles.



"Ooow" growled Roxanne, rubbing at her arms, and struggled to stand on her own feet.



"Sorry."



"Hurts."



"Yes."



"Bath now?"



"Bath now."





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