Writer: Sabaku No Kel
Fandom: Hellboy
Pairing: Hellboy x John Myers
Title: Sex talk
Words: 1378
Rating: Overall rating M
Disclaimer: I don’t own Hellboy or it’s characters and do not make any money out of writing this.
AN1: Wow, just wow. I sincerely love every single one of you who took the time to read, review, fave and add this story, you really boosted my confidence with that.
Prompts are still welcome and though I didn’t get to finish one this week I am working on it. Also Peya Luna (who is awesome for always leaving me kind reviews) requested some Mpreg, unfortunately Mpreg and kiddies will not be making an appearance in these fics. Do not despair though for I have a fic in the workings which will have Mpreg as well as HB and John dealing with their lives as parents.
Now I believe I have wasted enough time ranting so I’ll stop now :)
000 Sex Talk 000
Hellboy and Liz sat together at one of the tables in the cafeteria though the demon didn’t usually join her for lunch, choosing instead to have his food delivered to his own room so that he didn’t scare any of the other agents who came there. Personally she thought he was just being lazy.
They chatted for awhile about the most meaningless things like Manning’s rants and how they were likely going to give him a heart attack one of these days, the latest missions they’d been on and even the more personal things like the romance in both their lives.
She hadn’t really had a boyfriend for a while now but to be honest she wasn’t really looking for one, not after the last one had abruptly walked out on her. Hellboy though had, finally, hooked up with his John, who she knew for a fact had been crushing on the demon since his first day. The relationship was still new to both of them though and though she had heard from a reliable source *CoughAbeCough* that the two were mostly seen acting like newly weds when they thought no one was around. She hadn’t really had a chance to talk to either of them yet but she planned on getting some juicy details out of her lunch mate today.
“So….” She began, dragging out the ‘o’ as she managed to pull the demon’s attention away from his food, for the moment. “Who wears the pants in your relationship?” She said with a smirk, forgoing all subtly in favour of a more director approach.
Hellboy looked at her for a moment before he sighed and poked at his food bashfully.
“We both wear pants Liz.” He informed her matter of factly, like she hadn’t already noticed.
The fire starter simply glared at him, knowing that he had understood what she meant but was, for some reason, pretending like he didn’t.
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.” She crossed her arms over her chest as she waited for him to still answer her question. It never came though as the demon just sat there with his head tilted to the side, bearing a look of almost child like confusion which was obviously fake to her. Knowing she wouldn’t be receiving an answer any time soon though she decided to rephrase her question and ask again.
“Who’s the ‘girl’?” She tried.
“We’re both male.” The demon said though this time his amusement wasn’t hidden by faked confusion. It looked like he wasn’t even trying.
Hellboy constantly evading her question was starting to annoy her though, taking a cautionary look around to see if no one was sitting close enough to hear in on their conversation she tried the more direct approach.
“Which one of you takes it up the ass?!” She half whispered, half yelled at the demon at her table.
“Oh, that’s what you meant.” Hellboy said as she pinned him with a look that said he had known what she meant all along though it didn’t affect him in the slightest as he held off the answer long enough for him to spoon some chilli into his mouth and chew thoughtfully before he spoke again.
“We both do actually.” He said with a shrug, brushing it off like it was nothing important though it had her staring with her eyes and mouth wide open.
“Whoa seriously, you let John top you?” She asked like she didn’t believe it could be true.
“Sure, I mean the kid prefers to be bottom ‘cause he like being dominated and letting someone else take control but I’ve bottomed quite a few times as well.” He said all this with a neutral face, making it quite clear to her that he had no problem at all talking about his sex life. She wondered for a moment how John would feel if he had heard, not expecting the shy and timid agent to be able to sit through it without breaking out into a heavy blush. There was one thing that bothered her though as her curiosity urged her to continue her questioning.
“Wait, how many times did you two do it?” She asked, knowing it was best not to be subtle about it or the demon might try and twist her words again.
Hellboy appeared to be in deep though as he sat across from her, stone hand scratching at his chin and eyes turned upwards in his usual ‘thinking position’.
“I don’t know, I lost count after two-hundred.” He finally said with another shrug of his shoulders.
“Two-hundred?!” She nearly screamed before remembering at the last second that the other agents in the cafeteria might hear her if she did, she lowered her voice a bit before continuing. “But you’ve only been dating for two months!”
“Yeah, so…?” The other asked her, his voice not betraying any amusement so she figured he must have been telling the truth.
“Well that means you two have sex like three or four times a day.” It wasn’t really a question but she still wanted some confirmation on the subject.
“Sounds about right.” The demon said as he ate some more of his chilli.
“Damn…” She said as she leaned back in her chair, her food long forgotten. “I’d expected it from you but not John, are you sure he can handle it though?” She asked, her concern for the small, fragile looking agent clear.
“Oh no, that’s what the kid wants you to think!” Hellboy said, sticking his spoon out at her. “He may look like a pair of goody two-shoes but he starts at least half of it himself, believe me.” The way he said it made her want to believe it but she still couldn’t get the thought that the other agent might seriously be able to get hurt during something so intimate out of her mind. She thought of John as a younger brother and though she trusted Hellboy she knew he didn’t always know his own strength.
After a moment’s thought she decided not too worry too much though, she knew John might have been shy but he was no pushover, she trusted him not to let anyone hurt him or do something to him that he didn’t want to do, intentional or otherwise. Confident with her faith in her friends and their relationship she returned to her meal.
They sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments, Hellboy practically shovelling his food into his mouth while she ate at a much slower pace. She had missed being able to spend some time with her friends like this after once again having left the Bureau and living on her own, luckily she could still visit them whenever she wanted to so the loss wasn’t too great.
She was about to strike up another conversation again as John walked into the cafeteria, eyes searching for a moment before settling on them. He smiled as she waved him over, breaking out into a short jog as he joined them at their table.
“Hey, what are you guys talking about?” John asked as he kissed his demon boyfriend on the forehead, though he didn’t sit down in one of the two remaining empty chair. He remained standing behind his lover instead, resting his hands on the demon’s shoulder and moving hem in small circles.
“Our sex-life.” Hellboy said after having swallowed his mouthful of food. She grinned as John’s cheeks instead reddened at the answer, eyes wide as his hands stilled their makeshift massage on the demon’s shoulders.
“Red! You shouldn’t talk about that kind of stuff!” The agent said, a whine in his voice. Hellboy just shook his head with a smile as he pulled his nanny from behind him and into his lap.
“Like you really care.” He said before kissing the living daylight out of his young lover. She watched as John’s eyes closed and his hands snaked around the demon’s neck as their kiss deepened. Liz shook her head at the display of public affection, realizing that John didn’t really care right now but he would later after he came out of his love drunken stupor and realized everyone was staring at them. Oh, well.
000 Sex Talk 000
AN2: Sorry this week’s fic was a little shorter than the last but I’ve been quite busy with school and work. I also got a little distracted by my favourite movie of 2010 Megamind. I loved it (maybe a bit too much) and have already seen it like 5 times or something. I even have some ideas for fanfiction but I’m not sure if I’ll write it cause I’m pretty busy keeping up with this project.
Would you all like some smut next week to make up for the shortness of this week’s story? Let me know…
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