Rum And White
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,615
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Im Not In The Mood
Title: Im Not In The Mood
Prequel to Rum and White
Author: Nita Riddle
Warnings: I stole someone elses line. I forgot whose so if it's
your line, so sorry!
A/N: Because someone said that I should add the honeymoon scene.
It goes Jack, Will, Jack, then Will again, and Jack, and so on.
I do hope none of you mind that I stole the line.
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"I am going to eat you alive, savvy?"
"I'm not in the mood."
"What?"
"You heard me Jack, I'm not in the mood."
"But....but...I'm Captain Jack Turner formerly known as Captain Jack
Sparrow!"
"I'm still not in the mood."
"But....but...it's our honeymoon!"
"And remember everything that happened to us, I'm mentally and
physically exhausted."
"We had a lovely ceremony. Anamaria was my maid of honor and
Elizabeth was your best man, although she is, in fact, a woman, and
everyone loved the reception."
"The priest didn't."
"Well the priest didn't stay away long enough to see it."
"You groped me infront of him and he fainted."
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
"Then you threw all the champagne off the wedding barge we
commandeered, declaring that the only good drink was the devils
drink, and we all drank rum while singing that ridiculous pirate
song."
"Rum is a real mans drink, Will."
"Funny, you ksayisaying that and I still don't believe it."
"Brandy is for delicate women and men who can't hold their drink."
"Tcommcomming from the man who is still wearing his wedding gown."
"We only got just married this morning."
"Yes, i remember, your mother groped me as well."
"It's too bad my father wasn't there."
"Why do I have the feeling he would have grouped me as well?"
"Because he would have."
"Elizabeth looked so happy to be standing up that long aisle.
Commodor Norrington must have fainted in shock when he found out the
person walking up the aisle was you."
"I thought the lass told him we were getting married."
"She did. He just couldn't believe you wore white."
"You mean the dress."
"No, the fact you actually dared to wear white."
"That explains why he kept staring at me."
"................."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Stop kissing me, I'm still not in the mood."
"Is it because this dress makes me look fat?"
"No."
"So you are saying I'm fat?!"
"No!"
"Then why wont you make love to me, as they call it, on our
honeymoon?"
"Everything in this room is pink. The hotel is pink. The food is
pink. The oil is pink which makes me slightly afraid to use it and
I half expect the water to be pink."
"What? Did you expect everything in here to be black? I'm a
pirate, not a bloody widow."
"No, but it's so...feminine and you, well, aren't."
"Are you saying I'm not feminine enough for you?! Do you wish I had
breasts! You aren't the man I married."
"What? Don't be absurd Jack, I love you."
"Really? You aren't just saying that?"
"No."
"Perfect, then you'll sleep with me."
"Can't we just be content to sleep with each other in peace for
once?"
"No. I want to be buggered until I am inable to walk properly."
"You can't walk properly now."
"......"
"Oh stop pouting and I'll sleep with you."
"oh so you don't want to sleep with me? Is it some sort of chore?!
That's it William, you are sleeping in the guest room."
"But...it's our honeymoon."
"You're the one who wont admit to the real problem."
"Which is?"
"You keep refusing to drink rum."
"......"
"..."
"
"There are you happy? I drank rum."
"Thank you."
"Let's get some sleep."
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"Are you in the mood yet?"
"Yes."
"Wonde-mmmprphf!!!"
Prequel to Rum and White
Author: Nita Riddle
Warnings: I stole someone elses line. I forgot whose so if it's
your line, so sorry!
A/N: Because someone said that I should add the honeymoon scene.
It goes Jack, Will, Jack, then Will again, and Jack, and so on.
I do hope none of you mind that I stole the line.
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
"I am going to eat you alive, savvy?"
"I'm not in the mood."
"What?"
"You heard me Jack, I'm not in the mood."
"But....but...I'm Captain Jack Turner formerly known as Captain Jack
Sparrow!"
"I'm still not in the mood."
"But....but...it's our honeymoon!"
"And remember everything that happened to us, I'm mentally and
physically exhausted."
"We had a lovely ceremony. Anamaria was my maid of honor and
Elizabeth was your best man, although she is, in fact, a woman, and
everyone loved the reception."
"The priest didn't."
"Well the priest didn't stay away long enough to see it."
"You groped me infront of him and he fainted."
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
"Then you threw all the champagne off the wedding barge we
commandeered, declaring that the only good drink was the devils
drink, and we all drank rum while singing that ridiculous pirate
song."
"Rum is a real mans drink, Will."
"Funny, you ksayisaying that and I still don't believe it."
"Brandy is for delicate women and men who can't hold their drink."
"Tcommcomming from the man who is still wearing his wedding gown."
"We only got just married this morning."
"Yes, i remember, your mother groped me as well."
"It's too bad my father wasn't there."
"Why do I have the feeling he would have grouped me as well?"
"Because he would have."
"Elizabeth looked so happy to be standing up that long aisle.
Commodor Norrington must have fainted in shock when he found out the
person walking up the aisle was you."
"I thought the lass told him we were getting married."
"She did. He just couldn't believe you wore white."
"You mean the dress."
"No, the fact you actually dared to wear white."
"That explains why he kept staring at me."
"................."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Stop kissing me, I'm still not in the mood."
"Is it because this dress makes me look fat?"
"No."
"So you are saying I'm fat?!"
"No!"
"Then why wont you make love to me, as they call it, on our
honeymoon?"
"Everything in this room is pink. The hotel is pink. The food is
pink. The oil is pink which makes me slightly afraid to use it and
I half expect the water to be pink."
"What? Did you expect everything in here to be black? I'm a
pirate, not a bloody widow."
"No, but it's so...feminine and you, well, aren't."
"Are you saying I'm not feminine enough for you?! Do you wish I had
breasts! You aren't the man I married."
"What? Don't be absurd Jack, I love you."
"Really? You aren't just saying that?"
"No."
"Perfect, then you'll sleep with me."
"Can't we just be content to sleep with each other in peace for
once?"
"No. I want to be buggered until I am inable to walk properly."
"You can't walk properly now."
"......"
"Oh stop pouting and I'll sleep with you."
"oh so you don't want to sleep with me? Is it some sort of chore?!
That's it William, you are sleeping in the guest room."
"But...it's our honeymoon."
"You're the one who wont admit to the real problem."
"Which is?"
"You keep refusing to drink rum."
"......"
"..."
"
"There are you happy? I drank rum."
"Thank you."
"Let's get some sleep."
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"........"
"Are you in the mood yet?"
"Yes."
"Wonde-mmmprphf!!!"