The Furtrix

Next morning, Ed visited Diva in her cabin.

"Good morning, gorgeous. Did you sleep?" he asked. Diva replied with a nod "Good. You will tonight, I guarantee it! I'm Ed, and I'll be your operator"

"You don't have any..." started Diva.

"Holes? Nope. Me and Whiskers are 100% pure, old-fashioned home grown furries. Born free right here!" said Ed with a smile "Genuine children of Zion!"

"Zion?" asked Diva.

"If the war was over tomorrow, that's where the party'd be!" replied Ed.

"It's a city?" asked Diva.

"Yep, the last furry city. It's all we have left" replied Ed "Well, I gotta tell ya, I'm kinda excited about seeing what you're capable of, y'know, if Kesh is right and all. I shouldn't really talk about this but...if you are, MMM, it's a very exciting time! C'mon, let's get started! I have LOTS of fun stuff lined up for ya!"

He took Diva's paw and dragged her out of the cabin, with Diva laughing as they went. He sat her down in a chair, while Ed sat in the operator's chair and flicked through some disks.

"I was supposed to load up these operational programs first, but that's major boring SHIT!" laughed Ed "Wanna learn something a little more fun instead?"

"Sure!" replied Diva, so Ed installed a disk with 'Kama Sutra' written on it into a drive and closed it "Kama Sutra? I'm gonna learn...Kama Sutra?"

"Yep, when I'm done with you, you'll be the sexiest assassin in the entire Furtrix!" laughed Ed as he pressed the LOAD button on his screen. Millions of images flashed before Diva's eyes as each sexual position was downloaded into her brain. After the program finished, Diva moaned and panted.

"(pant) Holy shit!" she panted "That was good!"

"Hey-hey, I think she likes it!" laughed Ed "Want some more?"

"Fuck, yeah!" laughed Diva, so Ed inserted a disk with 'Porn Site Stuff' on it! After a while, Kesh checked on her progress.

"How's she doing?" asked Kesh.

"Ten hours straight!" said Ed "She's a sex machine!"

"I know sex stuff!" said Diva, looking across at Kesh with a grin.

"Show me" replied Kesh, returning her grin.

Diva and Kesh were inside the Construct, and were stood in a room that looked like the inside of a dojo. Kesh wore a black karate suit with red edging, and Diva wore a white one with blue edging.

"This is a sparring program" said Kesh "It's similar to the programmed reality of The Furtrix. It's got the same basic rules, like gravity. What you need to learn is that these rules are no different to those of a computer system. They can be made to bend, or even break, just like using cheat codes in a video game. Understand?"

"I guess so" said Diva.

"Good. Ed, load up the 'Sword Strip' program" said Kesh.

Ed loaded the program, and a samurai sword appeared in each of their paws.

"One of the things I had Ed load into you was some advanced swordplay so I could show THIS to you" said Kesh "It's a great workout, but it's also a LOT of fun! I practice this game with Billie all the time. We even have little competitions! You can be guaranteed of a good time when Shandy gets involved!"

"What do we do?" asked Diva.

"The idea of the game is to strip your opponent naked using only the sword" said Kesh "We each have a shirt, some underwear and a karate suit"

"What if I cut you?" asked Diva "Or you cut me?"

"Don't worry, there's safeguards" said Kesh "The swords will ONLY cut our clothing"

He demonstrated by pulling back the sleeve of his suit, and running the blade along his bare arm. Dova let out a cry of shock, as she though he was going to slice his arm off, but he held up his arm to show there was no cut and no blood.

"OK, let's name our stakes" said Kesh, smiling "If I win, you have to satisfy me sexually, and I teach you more about The Furtrix"

"If I win, you have to wear a dress!" laughed Diva "A really pretty dress, and I get to call you Mrs Kesh!"

"Fine. I should warn you, though, that in this game, I'm unbeaten" said Kesh "Ready?"

"Bring it on!" said Diva.

"En garde!" said Kesh, as they got into ready positions.

They circled each other for a few moments, then three beeps sounded, letting them know they could start. Diva began by launching a flurry of lunges and swipes at Kesh, but he blocked every one. She then tried an athletic flip over him, but as she landed, his sword had pierced her right shoulder. She cut around the right sleeve, and let it fall to the floor. Kesh tried an athletic jump of his own, and Diva managed to slash HIS right sleeve. Noticing the cut, he cut around the sleeve, and let it fall to the floor. Diva leapt over him, twisting as she went, then leaned back as Kesh swung his sword, where it harmlessly passed over her body. Diva leapt over him, slicing his suit down the back. It fell off his shoulders, revealing a black t-shirt and red boxer shorts underneath. Diva smiled, as she thought she had the upper hand, but Kesh equalised by blocking her next attack and slashing her suit across the middle. She sliced the rest of her suit off, revealing a white strappy top and a pair of blue thong panties. They both got back into a ready position, circling each other, before they unleashed another flurry of swipes.

"Yes, you're doing well, Diva" said Kesh, panting slightly "Adaptation, improvisation. Maybe you could be the first person to beat me!"

Kesh jumped back, allowing Diva to recover for a few moments. She showed off by flinging the sword over her shoulder, catching it behind her back. She threw the sword in front of her, took a run up, flipped along the ground a few times before catching the sword and slicing Kesh along the side of his boxers, leaving him wearing nothing but his t-shirt. Diva gazed at his package and smiled, with a mixture of arousal and the thought she only had to slice off his t-shirt and she would be the winner. They clashed their swords together, in a sort of test-your-strength battle. Kesh managed to manoeuvre his sword down to her panties and sliced one side of the waistband, revealing her pussy to him. They both jumped back, preparing for the deciding battle. They launched another fierce flurry of attacks at each other for several minutes, with neither of them wanting to lose. Meanwhile, Edna ran into a room where the rest of the crew were relaxing.

"Kesh is playing Sword Strip with Diva!" she cried, excitedly.

The rest of the crew huddled around the monitor, watching everything.

"Whoa!" exclaimed Shandy "No-one's EVER got Kesh down to just his t-shirt!"

"D'ya think she's gonna win?" asked Edna.

"No-one's EVER beaten Kesh before" said Ed.

"Yeah, but what if she does?" asked Edna.

"She won't" said Cooper.

"Come on, Diva" whispered Billie.

Diva tried to clinch it by running up a nearby pillar, but as she flipped over him, Kesh sliced one of the straps of her top. Diva tried one last desperate lunge at Kesh, but just as easily, he cut the other strap, and the top fell down her waist and onto the floor, leaving Diva totally naked.

"Looks like I win" said Kesh "You did VERY well, though"

"What does THAT mean?" asked Edna.

"It doesn't mean anything" said Shandy.

"No-one can beat Kesh the first time" said Pokeinfo.

"OK, time for your forfeit, Diva" said Kesh "Using the techniques you've learned from Ed, satisfy me...if you can"

Diva sexily walked over to him, and ripped off his t-shirt, revealing his muscular chest. She gently stroked his fur, while growling softly. She playfully pushed him to the ground, then straddled him so her pussy was over his face.

"Mmm, why don't you satisfy ME first?" asked Diva "I wanna be nice and wet for you, don't I?"

"That wasn't part of the deal, but sure" said Kesh as he began to run his tongue over her slit. Diva showed her enjoyment by gasping softly, and letting her tail wag happily while Kesh gently nibbled and sucked on her clit.

"Oh, you're so good!" moaned Diva "Oh, yes! Lick my pussy!"

After a while, Diva turned around so she could return the favour for Kesh. She took his shaft into her mouth and began to suck. Kesh pulled her ass cheeks apart, and probed his tongue inside her wet hole. He then pushed his whole paw inside her and moved it in and out, making Diva cry out in pleasure.

"Oh, what a lovely sound!" said Kesh as the movement of his paw made a nice squelching sound "Can you hear it, Diva?"

"Ooh, yes, Kesh!" moaned Diva "Your paw feels so good inside me!"

"You really do have an amazing pussy!" laughed Kesh as he examined his paw, almost drenched with Diva's juices "It's so nice and wet!"

"Can I ask you something?" asked Diva.

"Sure, go ahead" replied Kesh

"Why is everyone so interested in either punishing me or having sex with me?" asked Diva.

"Ah, well, to us, sexual freedom is just as important as a free mind" laughed Kesh, as he noticed she had got him hard. He pushed her hips forward and lowered her onto him. Diva instinctively began to bounce up and down on him. After several minutes, Diva had orgasmed, but Kesh hadn't. Exhausted, she got up off him and collapsed by a nearby pillar.

"How did I resist you?" asked Kesh.

"You...you're stronger than me" panted Diva, with her juices dripping from her pussy.

"Do you think that my being stronger or faster has ANYTHING to do with me being in this room?" asked Kesh "Do you think that's air you're breathing now?"

After letting her recover for a few minutes...

"Again!" commanded Kesh.

Kesh knelt up, and Diva wrapped her legs around his waist. He gripped her around her waist and pulled her onto him. After a minute or so, he allowed her to take over. Meanwhile, Edna was watching everything on the monitor.

"Wow, she's so fast!" exclaimed Edna "Her neuro-kinetics are off the scale!"

"What are you waiting for, Diva?" asked Kesh "You can yiff faster than this. Don't THINK you can...KNOW you can!"

Diva continued to move her hips as fast as she could, pulling Kesh's shaft inside her.

"C'mon, Diva, stop TRYING to yiff me and YIFF me!" exclaimed Kesh.

Eventually, Diva moved so fast that her whole body was a blur.

"Oh, that's right, Diva" groaned Kesh "You're almost there!"

Just as Kesh was about to cum, she stopped and got up off him.

"I know what you're trying to do" panted Diva.

"I'm trying to free your pussy, Diva" said Kesh "But I can only show you the door. YOU have to walk through it. Now, finish me off"

Kesh lay down on his back, and Diva climbed back on him, resuming her up and down motion.

"That's it, Diva. Prejudice, inhibitions. You have to let them all go. Free your pussy" said Kesh as he gripped her butt.

"Free my pussy, that's all I have to do" panted Diva to herself.

"That's it, Diva!" said Kesh, feeling his orgasm build too "Just keep going for a little longer"

Just as he was about to blow, he pushed her down, so her face was level with his crotch and came on her face. As they were jacked out of the Construct, Diva felt her face, and his cum was still there. She wiped some off with two fingers and examined them.

"I thought it wasn't real" said Diva.

"Your mind makes it real" replied Kesh.

"Does that mean if you're killed in The Furtrix, you die here too?" asked Diva.

"The body can't live without the mind" replied Kesh.

Diva smiled and wiped some more off onto her palm, and licked it in a suggestive manner.

"Mmm, tasty!" she cooed, licking her paw clean.

That night, as Diva slept, Billie brought her something to eat and drink on a tray, and placed it beside her. As she left the cabin, Pokeinfo was stood by the door.

"How come you've never brought ME dinner?" asked Pokeinfo.

"Cut it out, Poke" said Billie.

"I just keep thinking..." said Pokeinfo "If Kesh is so sure she's The One, why hasn't he taken her to see the Oracle yet?"

"He'll take her when he's ready" said Billie.

Next morning, Kesh and Diva are in another training program. They are walking down a busy street with lots of furries walking the other way.

"The Furtrix is a system, Diva" said Kesh "That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, what do you see? Dog-people, cat-people, bunny-people, fox-people. The very minds of the furries we're trying to save. But until we do, they're a part of the system, and that makes them our enemy. You need to understand that these people aren't ready to be unplugged. Many of them are so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will do ANYTHING to protect it"

As Kesh finished his speech, Diva saw a tiger in a tight red tank top walk past her. He winked and smiled at her, then made a gyrating gesture. He placed his arms out in front of him, as though he was gripping her waist and moved his hips back and forth as though he was penetrating her from behind. Large love hearts appeared in her eyes!

"(Whoa!)" she thought to herself "(What a hottie!)"

"Are you even listening to me, Diva?" asked Kesh "Or were you staring at the tiger in the tight red tank top?"

"Yeah..." said Diva in a daze "He's a hottie!"

"Look again" said Kesh.

Diva turned around. She was looking down the barrel of a cat-agent's pistol!

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" she screamed and hid behind Kesh.

"OK, freeze it!" said Kesh.

The world around them ground to a halt.

"This isn't The Furtrix?" asked Diva as she peered around Kesh's coat.

"Nope. It's another training program, designed to teach you one thing" said Kesh "If you're not one of us...you're one of them"

"What are they?" asked Diva, examining the frozen cat-agent.

"They're sentient programs, but we call them 'agents'" said Kesh "They can move in and out of any software that's hardwired into their system. That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially an agent. In The Furtrix, they are everyone and they are no-one. We've survived by running and hiding from them, but they hold all the cards. Sooner or later, someone has to fight them"

"Someone?" asked Diva.

"I won't lie to you, Diva" said Kesh "Every single person who has fought an agent has died. But where they failed, you will succeed"

"Why?" asked Diva.

"I've seen agents punch through concrete walls. I've seen people empty entire clips of ammo at them and only hit air" said Kesh "Yet, their strength and speed are still based in a world that relies on rules. Because of that, they will never be as fast or as strong as you"

"So what you're saying is that I can dodge bullets?" asked Diva.

"Nope. What I'm saying is that when you're ready, you won't have to" said Kesh "I have to admit, when I saw this program, I was distracted too!"

"Oh? What do they use for guys?" asked Diva.

"You in a red dress" replied Kesh with a laugh "You give them a smile and flash your panties at them!"

All of a sudden, his mobile rang. He pulled it out of his coat and answered it.

"We got trouble" said the voice on the other end.

Everyone made their way to the ship's bridge.

"Did Zion send the warning?" asked Kesh.

"No, another ship" replied Whiskers.

A holomap reveals a squid-like object chasing them.

"Oh, crap!" said Whiskers "Squiddy's sweeping in fast!"

"Squiddy?" asked Diva.

"It's a Sentinel" said Billie "A killing machine designed for only one thing"

"Search and destroy" said Whiskers.

"Set her down over there" said Kesh, pointing to a sewer pipe.

They backed the ship into it and killed the power.

"How we doing, Ed?" asked Kesh.

"Power's offline. EMP armed and ready to go" replied Ed.

"EMP?" whispered Diva.

"Electromagnetic pulse" whispered Billie "It disables anything in the blast radius. It's all we have against the machines"

"Quiet, you two" whispered Kesh, as he looked cautiously out of the window for any sign of the Sentinel.

Sure enough, two appeared. One scanned for them using a radar dish, but finding nothing, it swam away. Whiskers breathed a sigh of relief. That night, Pokeinfo was sat at a bank of monitors, and Diva approached him. He turned around, and got the scare of his life!

"WHOA! Oh, it's just you, Diva!" said Pokeinfo "You scared the bejesus out of me!"

"Oh, I'm sorry" said Diva.

"Ah, forget about it!" said Pokeinfo.

Diva looked at the three monitors in the centre. They all had strings of green characters, scrolling downwards.

"Is that...?" started Diva.

"Yep, that's The Furtrix" said Pokeinfo "It looks this way because our image translators work for the Construct, but there's WAY too much info to decode The Furtrix. You get used to it, though. I don't even see the code. All I see is dog-girl, cat-girl, bunny-girl. You want a little something to drink?"

"Sure" said Diva, nodding.

Pokeinfo poured a drink from a large metal container he was holding into a cup, and gave it to Diva.

"I know what you're thinking" said Pokeinfo "And to be honest, I'm thinking the same thing. Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

"Pill?" said Diva "Mine was a doggy biscuit!"

Pokeinfo laughed, while Diva took a sip of her drink, which made her cough.

"Yeah, good stuff, huh?" said Pokeinfo "Whiskers makes it. It's good for two things: getting you totally wasted and de-greasing engines. Hey, did Kesh tell you why he did it? Why you're here?"

Diva nodded.

"Je-SUS! What a mindfuck" said Pokeinfo "So you're here to save the world, huh? What do you say to something like that? Lemme give you some advice, OK? You see an agent, do what we do: turn tail and run like fuck!"

"Thanks for the drink" said Diva as she handed the cup to him.

"Yeah, sleep well" said Pokeinfo as he went back to watching the monitors.

Pokeinfo jacked himself into The Furtrix, and was in a brothel fucking his girlfriend Cynthia, a beige bunny-girl with red hair.

"AH, AH, AH, UH, YEAH, FUCK ME POKE!" moaned Cynthia as Pokeinfo pounded her pussy for all he was worth!

"So, do we have a deal, Mr. Pokeinfo?" asked the cat-agent with the white eye-patch.

"I know this bitch is (UHH) just a computer program. I know that (AH) when I shove my dick in her pussy, The Furtrix is telling my brain that (YEAH) her pussy is so deliciously tight. After so many years, y'know what I realise?" said Pokeinfo as he came inside her, then panted for breath "Oh, oh yeah, uhh. Ignorance is bliss!"

"Then we have a deal" said the agent, smiling.

"I don't wanna remember nothing. NOTHING, you understand?" said Pokeinfo "And I wanna be rich, y'know, someone important. Like an actor"

"Whatever you want, Mr. Pokeinfo" said the agent.

"OK, you put my body back in a power plant, plug me back into The Furtrix, and I'll get you what you want" said Pokeinfo.

"Access codes to the Zion mainframe" said the agent.

"Look, I told you, I don't know them" said Pokeinfo as he lit a cigar "I can get you the guy who DOES, though"

"Kesh" said the agent.

Next morning, everyone gathered in the kitchen for breakfast. Ed poured a thick, greyish coloured slop into a metal tray. Just then, Diva walked in.

"Yum, breakfast! I'll have an egg white omelette, some freshly squeezed OJ and a cheese Danish" said Diva as she sat at the table. Ed placed a tray filled with the strange substance in front of her "What the hell is this slop?"

"Breakfast of champions!" exclaimed Ed.

"I'm supposed to EAT this? I wouldn't feed that to my fleas! If I had fleas" said Diva.

"Yeah, if you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs" said Edna.

"Or a bowl of snot" said Cooper as Diva let some drip off her spoon.

"D'ya know what it reminds me of?" asked Edna.

"I don't think we WANNA know what it reminds you of!" laughed Billie.

"Reminds me of Tastee Wheat. You ever eat Tastee Wheat?" asked Edna.

Diva shook her head.

"No, but technically, neither did you" said Shandy.

"That's exactly my point" said Edna "Makes you wonder, doesn't it? How did the machines know what to make Tastee Wheat taste like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tastee Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. Makes you wonder about a lot of things, huh? Like chicken, for example. Maybe they didn't know what to make chicken taste like, so that's why it tastes like everything. And maybe they..."

"Shut up, Edna" interrupted Cooper.

"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs" said Whiskers.

"It doesn't have everything the body needs" said Edna, sarcastically "I KNOW what my body needs, and it ain't THIS stuff!"

"How do you know that, Whiskers?" asked Diva.

"Hey, I've been here longer than you, Brandy, so I've picked up a few things" replied Whiskers.

"Call me Diva, OK?" said Diva "Brandy's my Furtrix name. I prefer Diva"

"I understand you went through the agent training program, huh?" said Edna "Y'know, I wrote that program"

"Here it comes" said Cooper.

"So, what did you think of him?" asked Edna.

"Who?" asked Diva.

"The tiger in the tight red tank top. I designed him" said Edna "I think you've recognised him from somewhere, right?"

"Yeah, he looked a lot like Arturo" said Diva "From when I was stuck in the Amazon"

"Yep, that's him all right!" laughed Edna "I took scans of him from your TV show and made him extra sexy, and altered his personality subroutines so he won't try to eat you this time. The only 'eating' he'll be doing is eating you OUT! PLUS, I gave him a VERY impressive-sized package, just for you! He hasn't got a 'lunchbox', he's got a fuckin' PICNIC HAMPER!"

"Oh, here she goes!" remarked Billie, eating a spoonful of her meal "The digital slut HAS to talk about her wonderful creation!"

"Don't pay any attention to these hypocrites, Diva" said Edna "They're just jealous. Anyway, I can arrange a more 'private meeting' with him for you if you want. I guarantee he'll be the best cyberfuck you ever had! I've even tried him out myself a few times! To deny our own libidos is to deny the very thing that makes us furry"

"Yeah, I'd like that" said Diva "Have we got time right now?"

"Sure! Any personal preference on what you'd like to wear?" asked Edna.

"Hmm..." said Diva to herself, with a smile on her face "Oh, could you also...hmm?" she asked, pushing up on her small pert breasts.

"Yeah, sure!" laughed Edna "I'll use one of my breast enlargement programs on you!"

After their meal, Diva jacked into the Construct, and walked into a fabulous looking bedroom. There was a large four-poster bed, with rose petals scattered all over it, and a glorious ocean view out of the window. Just then, Arturo walked in, dripping wet after just having a shower. He noticed Diva wearing only her trademark pink polka-dot bikini.

"Ah, Brandy, I've been expecting you!" said Arturo, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

The very sight of him made her go weak at the knees.

"H-Hi, Arturo" stammered Diva "Wow, nice place you have here!"

"Oh, there's a FAR nicer thing in this room now!" laughed Arturo as he walked towards her "I've waited here in this computer program for you for SUCH a long time, and now, I finally have you"

"Oh, Arturo!" moaned Diva as she moved towards him, and they both hugged.

"Ever since I saw you in the jungle, I knew you were the girl for me" said Arturo "And I'm really sorry for wanting to eat you"

"That's OK" said Diva "I know you were only doing what comes naturally"

"This time, I want to do something else that comes naturally" purred Arturo with a smile.

He gently lay her down on the bed and kissed her tenderly, escalating into a massive snog! Passionate moans escaped from Diva's mouth as she wrapped her arms around Arturo's neck, holding him closer to her. After a while, they broke off their kiss.

"Kneel up for me" said Arturo "I want to make you feel really good"

Diva knelt up, and Arturo went behind her. He placed his paws over Diva's breasts and squeezed gently.

"My, you've changed a lot over the years!" laughed Arturo, noticing her larger boobs "You've grown into a beautiful woman"

"Daddy bought them for me" giggled Diva "Do you like them?"

"Yes, they look and feel fantastic" said Arturo "Let me take a closer look at them, without your bikini in the way"

"Oh, do what you want with them, Arturo" gasped Diva.

Arturo pulled her bikini top over her head and threw it aside. He turned her around so she was facing him.

"Oh, Brandy, they look so much better close-up" said Arturo "I wonder what they taste like"

He lowered his head to her left breast and began licking her nipple, occasionally flicking his tongue against it, then sucking on it, making Diva gasp and moan.

"Do you like that, my little doggy?" he asked.

"Oh, yes!" moaned Diva "Can I make YOU feel good now?"

"Anything for you, my sweet Brandy" said Arturo "Take off my towel"

Diva did so, and saw how big he was.

"(Whoa! Edna was right! He's hung like a HORSE!)" thought Diva to herself, staring hungrily at his ten-inch cock, then looking up at him "Can I...touch it?"

"You can do whatever you want to it" replied Arturo with a smile "I'm just here to pleasure you in any way you want"

Diva held his shaft with both paws and gently licked the head with her tongue a few times, then ran it back and forth along its length.

"Why don't you turn around for me?" asked Arturo "Why should YOU have all the fun?"

Diva giggled and let him lie down, then lay on top of him. She resumed her gentle licking, while Arturo pulled her bikini bottoms aside, parted the small patch of yellowy-gold fur that covered her pussy and licked along her slit.

"Hee-hee, your moustache tickles!" giggled Diva as she took his shaft into her mouth.

Each time she moved down, she let out a small moan of pleasure.

"Oh, that's good, Brandy" sighed Arturo "Keep doing that"

He pulled her ass cheeks apart and probed his tongue inside her as far as it would go, turning her moans into cries of pleasure.

"Oh, Arturo, your tongue's so deep inside me!" cried Diva "Eat me! Eat me NOW!!!"

"Do you mean 'eat me' in the yummy sense, or in the sexual sense?" laughed Arturo, then placed his mouth over her pussy, lapping up her juices like he was lapping at a saucer or milk.

Meanwhile, Diva had sped up the rate at which she was sucking his shaft, bringing him to the brink of orgasm.

"No, Brandy, stop" said Arturo "Wouldn't you rather have me inside your cute little pussy?"

Diva immediately stopped her sucking. Arturo instructed her to lie on her stomach. He pulled down her bikini briefs and placed an arm around her waist, raising her butt up slightly so he could enter her. He noticed she looked a little worried and could feel her tense up.

"What's the matter, Brandy?" he asked.

"Well...it's just that...you're a bit big" said Diva "I'm just a little scared that it'll hurt me"

"Oh, don't worry, Brandy" said Arturo "Just remember that none of this is real, and Edna made it so that even the tiniest of pussies can enjoy me without it hurting"

After hearing that, Diva started to relax.

"OK, Brandy, I'm coming in" said Arturo, calmly, as he began to ease himself slowly into her pussy.

As each inch went into her hole, Diva's pussy gripped onto his shaft as tightly as it could.

"Oh, I've been wanting to fuck you for so long, Brandy" said Arturo as he began to thrust into her, while letting his paws travel up to her chest and squeezing her boobs.

After a while, he stopped.

"What's wrong?" asked Diva.

"I can sense someone watching us" replied Arturo.

And sure enough, he was right! Cooper was watching them on a monitor.

"Scream really loud while I yiff you" whispered Arturo into her ear "Just for a bit of fun"

"OH, OH, ARTURO!!! YOU'RE SO BIG INSIDE ME!!!" screamed Diva as Arturo continued his thrusting. "OH, FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME, YOU BIG HORNY STUD!!!"

"That's it, Brandy!" said Arturo "Keep going!"

"OH, I WANNA CUM, ARTURO!!! MAKE ME CUM!!!" screamed Diva even louder "MAKE ME CUM RIGHT NOW!!!"

Cooper walked away from the monitor in a huff!

"Ooh, somebody's jealous!" laughed Arturo "Now, cum for me, Brandy!"

Just then, Billie brought Diva out of the Construct.

"Aww, what did you do that for?" moaned Diva in disappointment "I was just about to cum!"

"Sorry, Diva, but we've gotta go. You can play with him later" said Kesh "Whiskers, bring the ship up to broadcast depth. I'm taking Diva to see her"

Billie and Pokeinfo gave each other a quick glance.

"See who?" asked Diva.

"The Oracle" said Ed.

"Hey, Diva" said Cooper "Can I talk to you for a sec before we go?"

"Sure" said Diva "What's on your mind?"

"Well, I've been thinking" said Cooper, as he took her to a quiet corner "Billie's had a turn with you, your fictional boss has had a go with you, Ed's had a turn with you, Kesh has had a go with you, and someone who doesn't even EXIST has just had a go with you"

"What are you getting at, Cooper?" asked Diva.

"How come I haven't had a chance to screw you yet?" asked Cooper.

"Sorry, Cooper, but I don't DO guys with glasses" said Diva, bunching her ear in her paw "It's bad for my primadonna image"

With that, she walked away, with her nose held high and her eyes closed.

"Stuck-up tramp" grumbled Cooper under his breath.

Just then, Pokeinfo came up to him, placing his paw on Cooper's shoulder.

"#She's a snooty little cutie with her nose in the air#" sang Pokeinfo, then laughed "Whoa, that was the worst blow-off I ever heard!"

"Alright, Poke, don't rub it in" said Cooper, folding his arms.

"Hey, relax, Coop, my man" said Pokeinfo "I heard what you said. Trust me, I have a feeling you'll be getting some Diva tail sooner than you think!"

"What makes you think I want the bitch now?" asked Cooper, angrily, then walked away.

"Ooh, sour grapes!" replied Pokeinfo.

Cooper turned around, and flipped him the bird.

"Bite me!" hissed Cooper, then turned back round and walked off to his chair.