When Audiences Join the Show

I don't own any sweet tranvesties or anything else in RHPS!





“OH! Brad it’s that girl again! The one from the church!” Janet yelled as I sat up in the back smiling.

“You!” said Brad trying to look at the road and me at the same time.

“Yeah me. How are tricks sweet lips?” I grinned as Janet turned around and looked at me.

“You’re a very wicked girl! How dare you ruin our nice song like that!” I tipped her chin, putting my thumb on her lips.

“Me and about ten thousand other fans of this movie slut.” I laughed as Brad turned the bend a motorcycle zooming past.

“Gosh, that’s the third motorcycle that’s past us.”

“No it’s the first.” I pushed her head back leaning into the back seat. “Sluts can’t count.”

“They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all.” She continued, blushing a little. Boy if they where uncomfortable now just wait till they bedded with Frankie.

Brad looked at me in my jeans and leather jacket relaxing in his back seat, “Yes Janet, life’s pretty cheap for that type.” I smirked at him again looking at Janet as she tried to calm her nerves with candy.

“Don’t eat that, it’ll give you zits.” I said snatching it from her and chewing down. Brad wiped at the window as they pulled up to a dead end.

“What’s the matter Brad Darling?”

“There’s cum on the window.” I said between bites, Brad shot me a look and turned his attention to Janet.

”Hmmm, we must’ve taken a wrong fork a few miles back.” He snatched the candy away from me and tossed it into the front window.

“Fork you.” I said, licking my fingers.

“But then where did that motorcyclist come from?” Janet asked innocently.

“Detroit or Tokyo.” I said, closing my eyes.

“Well, I guess we’ll just have to turn back.” I could tell that he wanted to hurt me. It was growing more and more apparent as I was growing more and more annoying. But only I was expecting the loud bang as Brad backed the car up to turn around.

“What was that bang?” Janet asked as I leaned forward.

“It was a gang bang.” Brad looked pissed.

“We must have a blowout, damn it!” I felt a light spatter as smirf blood smeared the seat “two.”

“I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed.” He said, I laughed.

“Asshole.” I opened the car door and got out, waiting for them to fallow. Brad looked at Janet trying to decide if I was there to help or not.

“Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I’ll go for help.” He said to her patting her arm.

“Where will you go? We’re in the middle of nowhere.” I opened the door and was greeted with their shocked expressions as I simply asked, “Hey asshole, what’s white and sells hamburgers?” This seemed to kick start something in his brain because he responded “Didn’t we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I could use.” I sighed bowing my head and rolling my eyes.

“Castles don’t have phones, Asshole.” I walked away just out of earshot, waiting for them to get out.

“I’m going with you.” Said Janet, leaning in close to him, “Besides I don’t want to leave you with that wicked girl.”

“Still hear you Slut!” I yelled back, tapping my foot.

“Oh darling, there’s no sense in both of us getting wet.” Brad said smiling.

“I’m coming with you!”

“Or without you!”

“Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman,”

“Yeah he is!”

“And you might never come back again.” Again she leaned in to whisper her thoughts of me “And that wicked girl might hurt you on the way and what would I do without you?”

”We’ll find that out later tonight! Come-on you too, If I’m going to get wet I want a hot person beside me doing it!”

They soon fallowed behind me, I spurting out many wicked things according to Janet.

“Kick the tire asshole.” And he did as Smurf passed before it. Soon we where jogging in the darkness, I looked to Janet with a newspaper she was reading above her head. “Invest in an umbrella slut.” Soon we came to a gate with an ominous sign that read, “Do not enter” I walked by it and waited for the other two to fallow me. “How long dose it take to read a sign? Five Fucking minutes?” I walked ahead, Brad behind me and Janet behind him. “Watch out for the slut eating tree.” I warned, but she still smacked her face into the branches. I sighed and watched as they took in a breath for the next number…I beat them taking over the song.

”In the velvet darkness... ...of the blackest night... ...burning bright... ...there’s a guiding star. No matter what or, who you are. There’s a light, over at the Frankenstein place. There’s a light, burning in the fireplace. There’s a light, a light, in the darkness of everybody’s life.” I walked forward as the two dumbfounded fools fallowed me. I didn’t even let Riff Raff sing his part! “Darkness must go down the river of night’s dreaming. Flow morphia slow; let the sun and light come streaming into my life. Into my life... There’s a light, over at the Frankenstein place. There’s a light, burning in the fireplace. There’s a light, a light, in the darkness of everybody’s life.” Both Brad and Janet gave me a questioning look as we kept walking. I looked back at them fixing my jacket. “What I like the tune, can we go now?” we walked threw Chuckey’s scene as he was talking. “And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet, and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. Or had they?”



“Oh Brad, let’s go back! I’m cold and I’m frightened!” Janet wiped at her shirt trying to warm herself as I picked at her hair.

“Why does Janet have a condom in her hair?” I asked, Brad rolled his eyes at me.

“Just a moment Janet. They may have a phone.” He rang the doorbell.

“Ding dong asshole calling!” I yelled to the still closed door, they both scowled at me, as if I did anything wrong! Riff Raff opened the door with a slight creek as Brad and Janet looked scared.

“Say hello Riff.” I said, leaning on the doorframe.

“Hello.” He said as Brad stuck out his hand to the hunched man.

“Hi!” he said cheerfully, “My name’s Brad Majors,”

“Asshole.”

“and this is my fiancée’ Janet Weiss.”

“Slut.”

“Hey girl are you going to do that every time I introduce ourselves to peopl?.” He asked glaring at me. I nodded smiling, sticking my hands deeper into my pockets.

“Well if your going to be such an ass about it then yeah I will.”

“What is your name anyhow?” asked Janet trying to get away from the creepy Riff Raff.

“Adui.” I laughed, “Adui Partici.”

“Well your not very nice.” She said as Brad continued with his conversation with Riff.

“I wonder if you might help us, you see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?” Riff looked us up and down before coming to a stunning conclusion.

“Your wet.” He said matter of fact.

“No shit Sherlock.” I said, wiping at my face.

“It’s raining.” Janet added, I rolled my eyes at her, grinning slightly.

“No shit Shirley”

“Yes!” Said Brad

“Ahh so you’re agreeing with me now!” I turned to Riff, grinning wildly, “Do you fuck your sister?”

“Yes…” he said, starting too look paranoid.

“get paranoid Riff!”

“I think perhaps you’d better all come inside” Brad and Janet moved inside as I fell in behind them.

“I don’t think I can come that far.” We walked inside as I snuck up behind Janet, making her jump, “say something Janet.”

“Your too kind.” She said, and I scoffed looking around.

“Hey Brad, show us how Assholes fly.” Brad looked at me as he flapped his jacket, getting the excess water off it. I looked up to see Magenta and pointed at her “We see you Magenta.”

“Oh Brad, I’m frightened! What kind of place is this?” she looked around as I walked beside them.

“Oh, it’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes.” He said reassuring her. I laughed putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Yay, rich weirdoes.” I smiled again looking to Riff Raff, “which way?”

“This way.” He said walking away, flicking his thumb.

“Fallow the bouncing thumb.” I said laughing. There where party noises coming from other parts of the house, loud and joyful noises. I wanted to fast forward to that part but we couldn’t do that!! Nooope…not at all!

“Are you having a party?” Janet asked as I rolled my eyes at her. Riff scowled softly at us, his thumb at rest.

“You’ve arrived on a very special night, it’s one of the masters affairs.”

“Which one?” I asked leaning against the banister.

“Oh, Lucky him.” Said Janet as Magenta let out a moan.

“Your lucky, He’s lucky, I’m lucky!” She slid down the banister then and I watched her winking at Brad and Janet.

“The Banister’s lucky.”

“We’re all lucky!” with that she let out a laugh tossing her duster to Riff.





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