The Big Problem

The Big Problem

Chapter 3: Together We’ll Solve The Problem.

Jack’s Cabin, Jack’s POV

She’s gonna kill me! She’s gonna kill me! She’s gonna kill me!
*PANG!!* “AH!” Did she have to slam the door like that? Bloody Will... Leaving me with the beast all alone... coward...
“.......” I hate this silence... “JACK!” Changed me mind! I liked the silence better!
“Yes, lovely Elizabeth?”
“Don’t give me that shit!!” Lucifer has possesed her... “How could you?!”
“How could I what?”
“You know exactly what I mean!! How could you go to that pair of stupid strumpets?!!”
“But I wasn’t the only one! Will went too! Why don’t you scream at him too? It’s not fair...
“BECAUSE THE ONE I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH IS YOU!!!”
“..... But you could still be angry with him too...” We went there together after all...
“This is about you not Will!” Don’t make her any more angry or her head will explode with anger.
“I know, but it’s not what you think!” Really!
“And what is it exactly what I am thinking?!”
“You think I went there willingly” which I did “and did something unfaithful towards you there.” Which I didn’t!
“EXACTLY! You used the oportunity you had to sneak off with Will while I went to rent the room!”
“But I didn’t do anything!”
“Yeah! Sure! Serves you right to be impotent!”
“HEY! That’s unfair! I really didn’t do anything! You can ask Will!” Although I doubt he would tell you the truth.
“Then why did you go there in first place?!”
“Truth is that Will needed some ‘action’, you know? Sounds disgusting but is indeed the truth Anyway. So he asked me to tell him where the new borthel was ‘cause the girls moved to another place.”
“I don’t know if I should belive you.”
“I haven’t finished.... You know our dear Will isn’t very smart poor thing and has difficulties moving ‘round the streets of Tortuga.”
“...you’re not that wrong about that...”
“I couldn’t hardly let him wander alone through those streets. What if he got lost and didn’t find the way back?”
“You’re exagerating now.”
“Just in case, I acompanied him there to make sure that wouldn’t happen. Which was a very bad idea since Scarlett and that blonde monster were there!” Maybe I shouldn’t have said that...
“’Blonde monster’? You mean that Giselle girl?” Bugger! Just continue talking!
“And then I went back to the Inn and had some drinks and then-“
“Wait! Rewind!” Shit! “What happened when you met Giselle?”
“Wha-what do you mean happened? Nothing happened!” Shit! Shit! Shit!
“Then why do you call her a monster? You never do that!”
“No particular reason! Just because!”
“Jack!! Tell the truth!” No...
“I don’t want to talk about it.” It’s horrible...
“Should I asume then that you actually were unfaithful?”
“No! You know that since we’re together I never needed of somebody else’s ‘attention’. So why would I need it now?”
“You tell me.”
“Come on, Liz. You know I wouldn’t cheat on you!”
“Then why won’t you tell me?”
“Just because!” It’s embarassing!
“If you don’t tell me soon you’ll be sleeping alone for a VERY long time!”
“Don’t be like that!”
“I’ll count to three!”
“You can’t be serious...”
“One.” Maybe she is.
“It wasn’t anything important!”
“TWO.” She IS serious!
“Just some exchange of words!!”
“THREE! Bye, Jack!”
“Wait! Wait! Alright! I’ll tell you! You manipulative wench.”
“I’ve heard that!”
“Alright, sorry!” Don’t know why I taught you to be like that!
“...................”
“.... Well? Are you going to tell me or not?”
“It’s very hard for me! She used some pretty harsh words!”
“We have plenty of time.”
“Then why are you rushing me?!”
“Because the sooner you let it out, the better!” Yeah, sure!
“...................”
“Come on, Jack! It can’t be that hard.”
“Alright, alright...” Come on, Jack. You can do it! Maybe it really helps?
“Inhale deeply and let it all out...” Alright, here we go! One, two, THREE.
“Shesedwillsbetar!” Done!
“What? Not this again! Vocalize, for God’s sake!” You can’t be serious!
“I’m not repeating it!”
“Jack... please! This is tiresome...”
“Why do I have to repeat it? I already told you!” No! Don’t pout at me like that...! Aww... Who could ever resist her?
“She. Said. That. ....” God!!!! Help me!!
“Yes? Continue.” Just three words more.
“She said that Will was better!” There it is.
“.................................” What? Ain’t she gonna say anything?
“Liz? I already said it.” Is she shaking?
“...ha...!” What the? No, you dont’t!! “Bwahahaahahahaa!!!!!!!”
“YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT?!?!!!?!”
“Hahaha! C’mon, Jack! You can’t be serious! Is that why you can’t get it up? Hahahaha!”
“Oh! Yes!! Just laugh at me!!! But THAT is the reason why the Lil’ Cap’n is depressed!”
“Bwahahahaha!” Grrrr!!!
“Don’t listen to her Capie! She’s just like that other monster!” She really is the devil!
“Haha... ha... ha... Come on, Jack. That’s ridiculous! How can you even think about comparing with Will?”
“Well, he IS actually handsome...”
“Am I suposed to get jealous of him now?”
“Shut up! And how would you know? You were a virgin after all when we first slept together! And you haven’t been with any other man! So you have nothing to compare with!”
“Oh, Jack... You’re being childish! Will doesn’t even know how to kiss like you! So how could he posibly be any better in bed than you? I really doubt that!”
“.... But Giselle said-“
“Shhh... Giselle was obviously lying. She’s just jealous that you don’t need her company anymore. She just did it as revenge.”
“... do you really think that?”
“Of course.”
“But what if she was telling the truth? What if I ain’t... satisfying enough for you too?”
“Jack... Is this what this is all about? You’re afraid that you won’t pleasure me enough and that I would run to him?”
“..............yes?”
“Silly Jack. It’s true that I don’t have any experience with other man but I don’t think that anyone could make me feel the way you do. Want to know why?”
“Do tell, dearie.”
“Because I love you.” Now that’s a good reason.
“So... I don’t have to worry about that anymore?”
“Of course not.”
“Then I supose you don’t mind me demonstrating that kiss technique you like so much.”
“Haha” I love it when she laughs like that... “Then I request one of that passionate ones that leave me breathless.”
“As you wish, m’lady.”
“Mmhh... Jack...” I guess she really likes to be kissed like that... “...hahh...” Maybe I should carry her to bed or else she’ll collapse on the floor...
“Jack?” I also love how she caresses my lips after kissing...
“Yes, princess?” ...as if she never felt something like them before.
“You’re the most passionate lover that could ever exist.”
“I think I could demonstrate that too. You know why?”
“Why?”
“Because since you love me and I love you...” Lay her carefully on the bed. “...the Lil’ Cap’n has decided that it’s useless to try and stop our love.”
“Ohh... So he’s decided to play along?”
“Aye, and I think it was already about time!”
“I assume he won’t have any objection if we stay the whole day in our cabin?”
“Of course not. And I still need to thank you somehow for being so patient with me and help me out of this one.”
“I already told you: we’re a couple and we needed to solve this together.”
“Lets get started with your reward then.”
“Yes. Start undressing me.”

Elizabeth’s POV
Thank God we got out of this one... “Ahh... Jack...” So silly of him to think there could be anyone better than him... “...! Ah!!”
“’Lizabeth...” Noone could ever feel like this... “...I missed this feeling so much...” ...so hot and right inside of me...
“...Jack...” noone could ever move like him... dancing like that above me while I feel every muscle of his back move under my fingertips...
“...’Liz’beth...” ...his kisses... wether they’re sweet or demanding... “Mmh...! You’re delicious...” ...they always are better than the last one...
“Ah! ...Ja...ck...” ...and when he speeds up his thrusts... “Oh, God...!” ...I feel like going crazy...
“Elizabeth...!” ...and when he calls me by my full name like that...
“Jack!!” ...I feel like touching the sky... “...!! Aaahh!!!”
“...Eliza... beth...!!!” ...and then he follows me shuddering so I won’t feel lonely... “...ahhh...” ...filling me with that familiar warmth while I hold him very close so he won’t drift away and get lost...
Sometimes we stay like this for hours only listening to each others breathing while our hearts try to find their usual beating and others we continue kissing each other till our bodies can’t take it anymore without repeating the whole experience all over again.
“Jack...?”
“Yes, love?”
“Am I also your most passionate lover?”
“Yes. Althought there was that time that I got really drunk and a blackhaired girl in a red dress ravished me on a balcony. That was a passionate one!”
“Jack!”
“Don’t get angry, love. After her you’re the best!”
“Jack! That was me!”
“What?! But you were dancing with that guy in a smoking!”
“And that was you!”
“I would hardly see me own self dancing with you!”
“We were dancing in front of a mirror!”
“And why did you have black hair please?”
“Because it was a costume ball! That’s why you were wearing a smoking too!”
“Costume Ball? What did we go there for?”
“To steal that Baroness’ jewellery you liked so much! But as you said, you were really drunk and forgot everything!”
“Ah! Now I remember! I even forgot to rescue Will from the old Baroness’ bedroom!”
“Exactly!”
“Poor whelp... I guess he’ll never forgive me that he had to sleep with the old lady while I had my fun on the balcony.”
“I think this was all his revenge about.”
“Anyway! Since that girl was you, you still are my number one! Happy?”
“Very much!”
“I wonder where the eunich is... He’s probably scheming something else...”
“I rather think he’s hiding in a corner, savouring his ‘revenge’.”

Somewhere in a dark corner of the ‘Pearl’...

Shit! It has already been hours since they went back to the cabin... The probably solved the problem... sad...
Well! Revenge tasted sweet while it lasted!

THE END

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A/N: Poor Will... Having to sleep with an old lady XD
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The ending was not planned like this but the characters possesed my mind and only let me write this XD
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