Must Be Karma

Story: Must be Karma

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Rating: NC-17 to R [Mainly a lot of sexual situations, and intensive swearing]

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not D.E.B.S, or the actors, or the characters or heck I don't even own the computer I'm typing on.

Last chapter: Lucy surprisingly [NOT] Is a complete control freak, causing her to freak out when she's on her romantic private plane to paradise with Amy. Amy being the adoringly nice girlfriend she is, gets her a drink, and lets Lucy do lewd things to her. Yet... Lucy ruins her chance by getting drunk and passing out mid-foreplay. Her reward for it is a lump, and silent treatment until she tempts Amy away from anger with a fruity peach smoothie.


~~~~The flashback!~~~~

Just because Amy had was talking to her, it didn't seem like she was forgiven. Lucy had a few deffinate clues to this actually... One being her blonde bombshell instantly got off the plane the moment she could, leaving Lucy to run after her. Warning for the wise, Running with a hangover hurt.

"WAIT!!!! AMY!!!! BABY!!!!"

Her maintanence crew was not going to be happy... There was a giant chunk of bathroom door on the floor, a dropped glass of something or other, and quite a few small toiletries that her girlfriend had meant to implant into her head... Luckily, dead Lucy wasn't one of the things they had to pick up. Peach smoothie to the rescue!... Sorta.

A few minutes later Lucy was staring at the luggage with her jaw connected to the floor. What th-... How the hell did Amy have this much STUFF!? DID ALL OF THAT EVEN FIT IN ONE CLOSET!? She was a girl so she could understand too... but this was just insane!

"Wha-"

"Don't you dare", Amy turned to Lucy holding up one finger as she spoke in a sharper tone. "I'm never going back, right? It's not like I could have it sent to wherever we're going"

"Oh"

So THAT explained it. They had a whole room packed there. Wait... She couldn't be serious.

"You're expecting me to carry all this????"

Amy only responded with a raised brow.

"Noooooo way! Nuh uh. Just because I'm the ex-criminal doesn't mean I'm always the man here!!!! I'm like.... 5'4 and not a lot of pounds!"

"I think... SOMEONE... Just fell asleep on me"

"Uh...", Lucy nervously smiled, her brows raising slightly in the center. "Not me"

"Bags"

"Fuck"

~~~~Now~~~~

"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" Scud roared with laughter, which was actually pretty uncharacteristic of him.

"Why do you keep interrupting my story just to laugh at me, huh?"

"Because you're WHIPPED"

"I am NOT whipped!!!!!"

"Yeah, just like you weren't dumped"

"SCUD!!!!"

~~~~Then~~~~

Amy had abandoned her. The love of her life had left her with 500 bags of luggage and then abandoned her to go get a sandwich or something!!! How the hell was she supposed to get all this shit to the car?? Greaaaaat.

Brown eyes glanced this way and that, trying to find a solution to her current problem. After awhile she realized there really was only one thing to do, and with a flurry of mumbled curses, she got to work. Amy better forgive her after this!! ...Devil Incarnate... In a weird way, it was kinda hot. Even Tracy wouldn't have been able to make her do this crap.

Amy really was the only one who could make her weak. It was a nice feeling.

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The Devil Incarnate herself was staring up at the airport sign in wonder. Lucy had taken her to Greece. GREECE! It made her want to run back and hug her, but then again... She HAD fallen asleep on her, and denied her right to sulk by cutting open the bathroom door. It had been funny though, seeing her love crawl through the hole and struggle into the tiny space just to get her out.

Amy shook her head. She was NOT letting her off the hook. So instead of running off to thank Lucy, she marched off to find something to eat. Getting something for Lucy would have been easy enough, but it took forever to find something vegetarian. It was a full hour before she returned to the car, bag in hand.

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Lucy grunted as she shoved the last bag into the back seat. This was fucking hell on earth. Must be hell on earth. Who knew Greece was hell on earth??? Maybe she should have went somewhere closer... Like Canada. Yeah, Canada was cool.

"Lucy?!"

She instantly turned at that all too familiar voice. Amy was staring at her as if she were a leper.

"What?"

"You actually did it?", the blonde seemed shell shocked.

"Huh?... Uh... Yeah?"

WAIT?! SHE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TO!?!?!!? THAT HAD BEEN FOR NOTHING!?!?!?!

"I-..." Amy shook her head. Suddenly the bag was on the floor and lucy found herself wrapped up in Amy's arms, her back pressed to the dark black car.

Suddenly the work seemed worth it. Lucy flashed a smile that steadily grew until Amy turned to capture her lips in a kiss. When they finally broke apart, Lucy was feeling pretty great.

"Lucy I... I got you some motrin"

Heh, guess she was forgiven.

~~~~Now~~~~

"So all you have to do for a girl is fix her bags and she'll forgive you?"

"Well... it was a lot of bags"

"Okay?"

~~~~Then~~~~

The motrin was finally taking affect by the time they'd arrived at her safe house. Amy seemed pretty pleased, wandering around the expanse of rooms with an interested expression. Lucy just let her girl walk about while she forced a henchmen to drag all the bags Amy needed to the house.

Amy was almost TOO organized. Her clothes, and other important day to day things were in green bags. Her house things were in blue, and all her important bits that she didn't REALLY need were in black.

When Lucy realized this, she stared in wonder. How long did that stuff take to do anyway? Well, who cared as long as she didn't have to unpack it? Whatever wasn't needed was being sent to storage, so hopefully she'd never have to see a pile of bags that big ever again.

Instead of watching the proceedings, she decided to search for the blonde. It didn't take long before she found Amy admiring a painting. It wasn't anything fantastic really. Just something by a local artist she'd liked, but Amy seemed pleased with it, staring at it carefully.

With a smirk, Lucy stalked her quietly. Like a tiger, she was silent, slick a-. Well, cutting things short, she was pretty good at sneaking. So good in fact, Amy didn't even know she was there until tanned arms had wrapped around her waist, and warm lips were shifting over her neck.

The blonde made a squeeking sound that turned into a laugh as her arms covered Lucy's. The two fake struggled for a moment, but it wasn't very long until Amy relaxed into the firm yet supple body behind her.

"Having fun without me?", Lucy asked with a purr.

"Nope"

Amy turned enough to look into dark eyes, her own blue twinkling happily. Lucy just smiled, leaving a quick kiss on her prey's mouth.

"Good", Lucy sounded pretty smug. It just made Amy laugh again. "Mmm, I'm tired though"

Amy wiggled in Lucy's arms, but when it became obvious that the brunette wasn't letting her go, she just shifted until she was facing her instead.

"Let's sleep then hm? Let me find my-"

"Nooooooooooo", Lucy moaned, squeezing her closer.

"Lucy!"

"Oh, FINE!"

Lucy let her go with a pout. Hopefully this didn't take long.

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"They're not here", The ex-deb said in a frustrated tone. She was sitting on the floor with green bags all over the place.

"How could your pajamas just vanish, Amy?"

"I'm telling you, Luce. They're not here!"

"Maybe you put them in the wrong bag"

By Amy's flabbergasted expression, that obviously wasn't a possibility. Lucy just scratched the back of her head, pretending she didn't notice the look she got for suggesting it.

"I told you they're no-... JANET!!!", Amy suddenly leaned back, running her fingers over her temples.

"Huh? What about Janet?"

"I had her help me put everything in the car..."

"Poor Janet..."

"What'd you say?" Amy asked it quizzicly, obviously not hearing her.

"Uh... Nothin'. Maybe she forgot one?"

The blonde chewed on her lip for a moment, seeming to think intently.

"Well what am I going to wear then?"

Nothing, obviously.

"Uhm, They have robes here"

Damn her big mouth. Lucy kept mentally cursing herself, and it only got worse when Amy replied.

"Mmm... I guess that'll work"

Amy sighed, standing up from her crouched position. Lucy pointed her to the bathroom, so she just went along with it, noting that she had a score to settle with Janet. How could a suitcase just vanish?

~~~~At some time, At the top squad house, in some bush~~~~

The green suitcase is still laying there, although now it seems to have become a cat house. A small kitten pokes its head out, a pair of underwear on it's head.

"Meow?"

~~~~Then~~~~

Her head was going to explode. There was Amy, all wet from her shower... Long blonde hair sticking to her face and neck, a white terry robe perfectly clinging to each and every delectable curve. That might explain why Lucy had almost swallowed her tongue.

"Is it really alright if I sleep like this?"

"Uhn..." The brunette just kept looking at her blankly.

"Lucy?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, of course. I don't mind"

She had to prevent herself from licking her lips as Amy came closer to the bed, eventually slipping underneath the covers. Oh fuck, her body was getting hot. She wasn't even nude, but this might be worse. It was like a tease! She knew what was underneath, but it was all covered up, and barely covered up at that.

"Lucy?"

Amy spoke so quietly, she almost couldn't hear her. It sounded serious, so she attempted to calm down her libido, laying down next to the sexy blond. Their faces were only a few inches apart, and she could smell the slightly minty breath touching her lips. Amy's eyes were so blue... Her lips a perfect shade of pink. How could one person look so perfect?

"Yeah?", Lucy whispered back without even meaning to.

"I love you"

The smile that spread across her face came in an instant. It was almost hard to talk through it.

"I love you too"

That was when Amy did the cutest thing she'd ever done before. Hesitantly, her hand rested on the darker skin of Lucy's neck. Fingertips gently feeling the soft skin there. With a small breath she leaned in.

The kiss went from innocent to heated fairly quickly. Neither of them remebered how it happened, but one moment Amy was innocently kissing her, and the next, Lucy was on top of her, their mouths caught in a heated fight of passion. Tongues struggled to claim the others while fingers tugged on articles of clothing.


The knot to the robe just wasn't fucking coming undone. Lucy groaned into the blonde's mouth, which only made the ex-deb moan. Suddenly the knot seemed even harder to get out. Lucy just gave up with a grunt, pushing fuzzy white cloth off her shoulder instead.

Rose pale creamy skin... The brunette smirked as she pulled away. Her fingers dancing over Amy's collarbone. Eventually they slipped lower, and lower... Dragging the robe further down until she amost had those glorious breasts revieled. She stopped when she heard Amy's voice though, looking up at her flushed face.

"Kiss me", Amy raggedly whispered, out of breath.

"No problem"

Lucy didn't kiss her lips though. That fiery mouth latched onto her neck instead, her tongue laving over the pulse.

-IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAAAAAAS!!!! AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!!!!! IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA!!!!-

"Huh?" Both looked up and spoke at once.

Here she was, minding her own bussiness. The ties to her PJ bottoms were undone, and she had a mostly nude Amy laying underneath her, her robe pushed down to her breasts, and a hot red blush covering her entire body... and she heard THAT!?

"Oh my god!!!" Amy pushed Lucy off of her, jumping for her cellphone that she'd thrown on the intable.

"UAGH!", Lucy tumbled off the bed with a yelp. Why did this keep happening to her?

"Oh fuck! I'm sorry Lucy, but it's-"

-AT A BAR CALLED O'MALEYS!!!-

"I'm so sorry!!!! I have to take this"

Lucy was already back on the bed by then. Her brows pinched together in frustration.

"What??? Why?!??"

"Uhm...", the blonde spoke hesitantly, chewing on her bottom lip "Because it's my mother calling?"

~~~~Now~~~~

Lucy's smirk had dropped, and she seemed to be pouting now.

"................."

"................."

"...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..."

"Is this a repeated pattern or what?"

"Her MOTHER called?! Oh fu-... AHAHAHAHA"

Lucy pressed her forehead to the dash, holding up two fingers of one hand in a pinching sign.

"I was thiiiiiisssssss close. THIS CLOSE!!! Awwwwwwwwggghhh"

"Why is the Pina Colada song her mother's ringtone anyway?"

"Actually... The song is called "Escape""

"So what ended up happening after that?"

Lucy just groaned.

~~~~End of ze Chapter~~~~

Yup. There ye all go. Hope it came out okay.

NDaSky