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How 'bout a Magik Trick?

Harley was not given long to compose herself before she was told to report to Arkham with her findings. In a bathroom she splashed cool water on her face having washed away any grease paint that remained on her skin. She looked up to herself and ran her fingers around her eyes and smirked as she vlosed her hand tightly around the recorder in her hand and pushed the door open. She didn't get much out of him but it was still good info that noone else had ever obtained from him. She knocked on Doctor Arkham's door.

There was a loud groan from the other side of the door followed quickly by an annoyed "What now?"

"Good to see you too..." Harley said as she pushed open the door and took a seat on his desk without being invited to do so. "Here's your audio Dear.... You'll even get some information about a kid sister he had..."

"Sister?" Dr. Arkham asked taking the audio tape from her. "You got information about his family?"

"Only a little... He clammed back up when I asked how she died... Go on... Have a listen..." She beamed tapping her foot and smiled to him. Her ego was soaring like an eagle.

Dr. Arkham rewound the tape before he pressed play.

"Date Friday April 13th Time .... 3:30 PM Patient Joker First session on recording. Mister Joker do you understand that this session will be recorded for Arkham Asylum records?" There was a long pause. "Alright Mister Joker Since it seems you enjoy not having your Make-up and you are not corperating there is no reason for me to be here or to do any favors for you." Dr. Arkham raised an eyebrow at her wondering what she was talking about by "Favors"

And that was the first feather plucked out of this soaring eagle's wing. She laughed nervously at his expression. "I got information from him but only after he got his grease paint back...." Damn it she could have sworn she hit stop.

"And why is it that I would trust you Miss. Quinn?"

"I'm not the one that went back on my word Mister Joker. I did as you asked and you did not answer my question..."

"You went back on it the first time. You cheated me."

"No I toyed with you... You got your coffee..."

"You're bringing him coffee now?" Dr. Arkham asked.

"Nnnot.... Er... Well kind of.. I actually got the guard to get it....." Harley said shifting slightly on the desk and she quickly reached for the tape. "None of this is important Let me get to the sister..."

Dr. Arkham pulled the recorder out of her reach and continued to listen.

"Well... Jim.. You get me the paint... and I'll deal with Arkham." Arkham's eyes narrowed on her.

"You're sneaky... and manipulative... I think I like you."

"Good to know a Criminal Mastermind likes me.. I'll use that if I ever get into any trouble...I'll see to it your chairs are returned along with your cards...now.. Allow me to record this session Mister Joker... and I might give you something a little bit more entertaining then some stupid old cards."

"What could you possibly have that I'd want?"

"I bet it gets aweful lonely for a guy in here..." Dr. Arkham continued to stare at Harleen, his expression unreadable.

She wanted to curse. Slowly she slipped off the desk and into the chair. Making herself as little as she could Harley would not even look at Arkham.

Dr. Arkham continued to listen to the tape.

"You're not teasing me again are you?"

"You'll just have to wait and see."

The audio tape picked up the sound of the Joker moaning. Dr. Arkham clicked off the audio tape.

"So is this information before or after you fucked him?" Dr. Arkham asked.

"Ehhh... heh heh ha..." Harley hesitated a moment. "Well since we're kindda already in the sex part I think that's a dumb.... Question?" she slunk even farther into the chair looking to Arkham a moment.

He hit the fast forward button and then pushed play again. "I want you Mistah J.... Stop teasing.... please....." He heard her cry out presumably when the Joker penetrated her and hit the stop button once again.

"Is there any actual information on here?" He asked.

"If you would have let me... I could have skipped over that and I wouldn't be in this situation..." Harley sapped in a defensive manner. "Just..... K-keep going......"

"If you hadn't broken your contract you wouldn't be in this situation." Dr. Arkham retorted and hit fast forward again.

"Well sometimes some of us have to do some unpleasent things to our paitents, I've seen people work 'round ere! All of ya got some kinn'a scratch on yer record! Even you..." She was getting defensive now her professional tone once again fell.

" What did ya really do ta yer wacked out family dat incedently even worked ere...." Harley snapped not even giving him the chance to answer. "When does yer Crazy Train arrive! Maybe I'll be there to help the next Arkham push you undah it!!" Harley refrained herself from reacting not believing that even came out of her mouth. She almost wanted to look around to see if there was someone else there that yelled it.

Arkham stood up slowly from his chair and moved around his desk in front of Harley. "You are very lucky Mrs. Quinzell." Arkham said. "I'm going to give you one last chance to keep your job." He smirked. "But it's not a paper this time I want from you."

"Excuse me?" Harley looked slightly shocked.

Dr. Arkham smirked at her. "Oh come now Harley. I know you're not new at this. It is how you got through psyche school isn't it?"

She grit her teeth and felt her nails scrape the varnish from the cheap wooden chair. "I don't know what your talking about!"

"Yes you do." Arkham said. "And if you want to keep this case or your job you'll do it."

She eyed the doctor a moment. Turning away she looked to the door. She hated when she was forced into situations like this. "Fine......" This was all she said.

Arkham smirked and stood up straight in front of her.

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Harley made a quick exit from the office wiping her lips then tried to spit the taste from her mouth. Her jaw clenched in anger. She wanted nothing more then to just go home now. She entered her office grabbing the tooth paste and tooth brush from in her desk. Harley didn't look at the doctors that tried to talk to her. She merely walked past them and into the bathroom. She bushed her teeth so hard she could swear amongst the mint she could almost taste blood.

A young female doctor came running into the small bathroom.

"Harley there's an emergency downstairs they request your assistance with one of your patients."

She glanced over to the woman then sighed slipping the toothbrush and paste into her lab coat. So much for leaving. Pushing away from the sink she quickly made her way after the doctor. "What one?"

They made their way downstairs to the bottom floor. Sector C. She knew then who it was.

As she stepped into the hallway she slipped. Looking down she had stepped in a dark thick liquid. Blood, and it was pouring from a doctors neck. His body went into convulstions as his life was slipping from his body.

She stood there looking at the man for a moment admiring The Jokers work. Only a loud pain filled scream pulled her from the sight of death. Turning quickly back to the Joker she wanted to laugh as those idiots tried to talk him down and restrain him.

Joker laughed as one of the doctors stepped forward quickly, a syringe in his hand. He tried to get the Joker with it but the Joker was too fast. He grabbed onto the doctors wrist and twisted him around stabbing the needle into the doctors neck. He pushed the fluid from the needle into the doctors neck, his laughter echoing off the walls.

Harley Winced as the Doctor next to her screamed at the Sight of his carnage. Shelicked her lips and grabbed hold of another doctor as he lurched forward to try stopping the Joker. "No! No... Let Me deal with him! Get everyone out of here...."

"Are you mad? He'll escape!" The doctor said.

"There is a lock down switch on the other side of that door!" Harley snapped then looked to the other doctors. "And if you don't get that man out of here We're going to have two dead colleagues! I KNOW how to handle him! Now get them out of here!" Harley didn't wait for a responce. She moved toward Joker her eyes remaining on him as he continued to attack the doctor he had in his grasp.

The doctor finally fell limp in his grasp and he threw him forward at another doctor. Three doctors charged at him at once.

Harley watched as they struggled with the Joker each side getting in several good blows but the three doctors somehow managed to overwhelm the mad man.

"Quick someone give me a Sedative!" One of the doctors yelled as he struggled to hold down the Jokers arm.

"No!" Harley yelled and moved toward the pile of men. "They don't work on him anyway....What happened... Why is he out of his cell?"

"We're taking him for some scans." He said. "Medical updates." Another doctor handed him a new syringe filled with a strong sedative they had been using specially for him.

Harley grabbed the mans hand. For a woman she had an unusual amount of strength. She brought her other arm around locking it around the mans arm pulling it into a painfull position her hand pressing hard against his shoulder blade. "I said no Sedatives! And if you don't give me that Syringe right now I will bust your arm. This is my Paitent I have say on the drugs administered to him!" Harley Growled in a no Joke manner.

Joker lay on the ground his arms pinned to the floor. He smiled up at her his teeth seeming even more yellow in the dim light.

Harley placed more pressure on the mans arm causing him to cry out in pain and release the syringe. Catching it she released the man and pulled from off of her Paitent. Quickly she took his place and held The Jokers wrist lightly. "What happened.... " She asked wanting to get his side as well.

"They didn't ask nicely." He said smiling up at her.

Sighing she rolled her eyes and loosened her hold a bit more. "Is that all?" Looking to the doctors she Waved them off. "I'm sure I can handle it from here boys..."

Joker sat up and dusted off his shirt. The left sleeve was torn as was his right knee.

Harley glanced back to the Doctors as they slowly backed away from them not once turning their back. She seated herself on the floor next to him her back to the doctors. Looking over the rips in his clothing. She spoke only loud enough for him to hear. "Are you alright?"

Joker looked at her. "I'm fine." He said standing up.

"Good..." She rose up with him then took his arm lightly in her hand. "Come with me please Mister Joker..."

"And where would we be going exactly?"

"All Paitents are required to get their medical file updated Bi-Yearly." Harley said glancing back as Dr. Arkham finally made it down to Sector-C. She growled and her hold subconsciously tightened. "Come on It has to be done..."

"Fine.... I'll do it but I want my cards back!" Joker said.

"Fine..." She snapped at him and gave his arm a light tug leading him in the other direction as the infirmary.

Joker smiled creepily at Dr. Arkham as he was pulled out of the room and into the infirmary.

Minutes later Joker lay inside a large clear dome type machine.

"Mr. Joker will you please hold still he can't get proper scans." One of the Doctors complained. Joker laughed and began to sing a song he hadn't heard in ages.

"Early one morning just as the sun was rising..."

Harley sighed and leaned into one of the tables watching as the Joker was being very uncoroprative. She smirked slightly at his antics. "He's not going to listen so just stop waisting your breath...."

"Joker please just hold still for thirty seconds." The Doctor said.

The Joker smirked and listened but it wasn't long enough. Three seconds later he was moving again and singing that ridiculous song.

"Where have I heard that song before?" The doctor asked himself though it was loud enough for Harley to hear. He continued trying to get a decent scan off the clown prince.

Harley closed her eyes and listened to him as he sang that song. "It's an old Folk song...." She smirked slightly then glanced to the Joker.

"Here I now wander alone as I wonder
Why did you leave me to sigh and complain
I ask of the roses, why should I be forsaken,
Why must I here in sorrow remain?"

The doctor sighed and pulled out the few scans he could get. They would have to do.

"Is that all?" Harley asked the doctor, holding back her laughter.

The doctor sighed. "I guess it will have to be. All we have to do now is his check up."

Harley nodded and accompanied the nurse in to remove the restraints. "Almost finished... Though Mister Joker it would get done faster if you would work with them..." It was just a suggestion not an order knowing how he reacted to anything that even remotely sounded like one.

"Yes cause I have so much better things to do than torment my doctors." Joker said sarcastically.

No but I have better things to do then babysit you and make sure you don't kill anyone else..." She said pulling the restrait around his neck tighter shooting him a glare before releasing it. "I would like to go home Mister Joker... So please .... You Work with us I'll get you your cards before you even get back to your cell..."

"I'll cooperate if you come have a little uh.... unrecorded chat with me... just a quicky." He said smirking.

"Tomorrow... Please Mister Joker" She pleaded but knew all to well he would not except.

The doctor came towards him with a stethoscope but Joker batted his hand away. "Come on darling.... just a quick chat."

She looked to the Doctor and then back to the Joker. "And I'm sure if I say No you will make this appointment last two hours..... Fine..." She said in defeat.

"How do I know you won't go back on your word?" Joker asked.

"Just SHUT UP Alright! I won't go back on my damn word!" She snapped at him and turned away. "I haven't got all god damned day..."

Joker rolled his eyes. "Fine... Doctor do your worst!" He said dramatically. Harley waited off to the side watching as they quickly finished the checkup. Once the doctor turned and nodded to her Harley stood ready to return him back to his cell.

Joker smirked and licked his lips as he jumped down from the examining table and followed Harley.

As before she lead him down the halls with a firm hold on his arm. She remained quiet. Once at his cell she was tempted to just leave and go back on her word but she shook her head and Harley stepped into the cell with him holding her hand up to the guard. "We need to talk I'll knock when I need out..."

Joker smiled. "And the lady keeps her word." He said amused. "I'm impressed."

rubing her eyes harley sighed. "You wanted to talk so talk."

"Come now Harleykins. You know I didn't really want to talk." He said.

"Then we're done here." She said shortly turning away a raised a hand to pound on the door.

"Oh come on Harley. I was a good boy. Don't I get a treat?"

That was it. the fist that was balled to pound on the door was dropped she spun around stepping forward and drew that fist forward in attenpt to punch him.

Joker smirked and raised an eyebrow at her.

She turned growling in frustration and slammed her fist into the door. "WE'RE DONE HERE!" She yelled out to the guards.

Joker jumped up and stepped between her and the door. "Oh come on..." Joker said putting his hand gently on her cheek to calm her down. "It might relax you a bit." He said. "I could be what you need."

Harley turned away from him as he touched her cheek and folded her arms over her chest. "I've had enough of that! I Will not be doing anymore favors for ANYONE! Not you Not Arkham NO ONE!" She said turning her glare back To the Joker.

Joker laughed slightly. "Oh.... now I know what's wrong." He said in almost a sing song tone. He came up and put his hands on her hips. "Let me make you forget about him." He said kissing her neck.

She wanted nothing more to push him away. Where were the guards? They hadn't opened the door. She stepped away from him trapped in this cell she knew there's really wasn't much she could do to resist him for long.

"I understand what you're going through you know." He said his head bowed and tilted to the side.

Harley looked back to him. Her glare did not faulter. "Where are the guards...." She wanted to know more what did he mean he knew.

"Being forced to do something you don't want to do." He came up behind her as she turned away from him. He put his hands gently on her shoulders. "My father did things to me when I was little. I know what it's like." He said.

Her eyes closed as his hands fell upon her shoulders. Corruption was not a long path for her. Turning quickly she threw her arms around him and embraced him as tight as she could. Her face burried against his chest, and her voice muffled against him. "I'm sorry... You must think I'm acting selfish......"

Joker grinned knowing she was unable to see it. "Most people are." He said. "No one cares about me, no one ever has. Why would that change now?"

"I care....." She spoke softly and loosened her hold on him a bit she rubbed his arms lightly and rested her cheek against his chest. "Who cares about those other bastards..... They can all burn in hell..." Bitterness was thick on her voice.

Joker hooked his finger under her chin causing her too look up at him. He slowly leaned forward pressing his lips to hers.

Harley closed her eyes. Her hands moved to rest on the back of his neck. She took comfort in his actions oddly enough.

Joker deepened the kiss and pushed her back against the wall.

She raised her leg letting her thigh rub against his leg as she gave into his disires. Her mouth taking in his taste a faint taste of blood still remained from a small split he got in his little fight.

Joker took her breast into his hand kneading her flesh through the thin fabric of her shirt.

Harley pressed her body against him. Rubbing herself against his growing bulge. Pulling from his lips she looked to him a moment and slowly started to lower herself into a kneeling position her hands running down over his chest and then hooked raound the elastic pulling them down exposing his cock to her lips. her hands stroked over his thighs before taking hold of his length in her hand.

She stroked his cock leaning forward harley allowed her tongue moved over the head slowly. She smiled taking the head of his cock in her mouth as her hand continued to stroke his length. Harley flicked the tip of his cock with her tongue and sucked firmly upon it before pulling back and kissing the head and reapeated that same action this time taking him deeper in her mouth.

Joker moaned and looked down her shirt before leaning forward slightly and pulled her shirt below her breasts along with her bra.

Harley looked up to the Joker and pulled back her hands taking hold of her shirt and pulled it off her bra discarded to the side as well. She slowly moved to her feet pushing a hand against his chest forcing him back and to fall upon the cot.

Joker fell back on the cot slightly amused by this more aggressive side of Harley.

She moved over him quickly straddling him. She wiggled her ass on his erect cock as she pulled his shirt up over his head. "You're enjoying this... Aren't you...." Harley smirked tossing the shirt aside and took hold of his hands tracing them over her body and resting them on her breasts.

"I'd be insane not to... I mean I am insane but..." Joker said laughing as he ran the pad of his thumbs over her sensitive nipples.

Laughing softly she slipped her hands under his shirt. She leaned forward and pecked his lips before moving down kissing hhis chest allowing his cock to rub between her breasts.

Joker pushed her breasts together and moved his cock between them enjoying the feeling of it. He loved the feeling of his cock between a womans breasts.

Harley smirked her lips kissing his nipple soflt before taking it between her teeth and biting down and pulling upon them her tongue soothing it before she moved back upher cheek rubbing against his. Her hands grasping his wrists and forcefully pinned them onto the cot.

Joker moaned at the loss of contact. He looked almost longingly at her breasts. He wanted to feel her soft mounds around his cock again.

"I'm done doing what they want me to do.. What everyone else wants me to do!" She smirked and leaned forward moving a leg between his slowly running it up his inner thigh. "I'm going to start doing what I want...." She would then whisper softly to him. "Lucky you are in the thigs I want to do...."She said then pressed her leg firmly against his cock.

Harley nipped his ear a smirk playing on her lips she drew back and released his wrists. "You look like a hungry dog...... What do you want me to do to you... Mistah J...."

Joker ran his tongue along the outside of her breasts from the bottom around the side. "You know what I want." He whispered.

A smile crossed her lips and she gave him a sly smirk. "Do I?" She was playing dumb, and in all reality it wasn't too hard an act for her.

Joker grabbed onto her and flipped her over straddling her stomach. "Yeah... you do." He said.

Harley tried not to laugh as he flipped her onto her back and straddled her. She looked up to him for a moment. Licking her lips slowly she arched her back slightly, his cock resting between her mounds. Her hands pressing them together inclosing Joker's length between her soft skin.

Joker watched her as she used her hands to move her breasts around him but it wasn't enough. He thrusts slowly against her breasts. "Fuck I love doing this." He said grinning.

She smirked at his pleasure. Looking to the head of his cock as it poked out between her breasts with each thrust. Harley flicked the head with her tongue.

Joker put the tip of his cock to her lips pushing the tip into her mouth a moment before moving back between her breasts.

Harley rolled her tongue over his cock. As he retracted he let her tongue slide over her cleavage wetting it a bit waiting eagerly to take his cock back into her mouth.

Joker leaned forward his hands on the wall at the head of the bed as he stared down at her, at his cock disappearing between her breasts to peak out the other side.

Closing her eyes Harley laid her head back a moment to look to him. She leaned forward once again taking the head of his cock in her mouth.

Joker moaned and leaned all his weight onto his one hand running his other through her hair.

As the head of his cock disapeared once more between her breats she looked back to him. Never would she have guessed that he had an even slightly pleasent side to him.

"You like my cock between your breasts?" He asked smirking at her.

"I would ratrher have it other places but if you like it... I like it... "She returned his smirk. All of this was thrilling knowing that any second a guard could open that door.

Joker leaned back again moving against her. "Fuck this feels good."

Harley closed her eyes so he would not be able to see her eyes roll. He didn't take the hint. She moved a hand from her breast and pressing it to his pushing him back with enough force to put him on his back. "My turn..."

Harley moved over top of him but was shocked to suddenly find herself pinned beneath her.

"You think you're in control here?" He asked grinning down at her. "You're sadly mistaken." He laughed. He teased her with the tip of his cock. "This what you want?" He asked gripping his cock in his free hand.

Harley yelped in surprise and laughed looking upto him enjoying his roughness. "Unless you want to bore me to death.." She said smirking.

Joker continued to tease her with his cock, holding her beneath him.

Harley shifted uncomfortablly biting her lip and Struggling lightly against his hold. " Mmm... Stop teasing..."

"Why?" He asked. "What's going to stop me from taking my own pleasure and leaving you as frustrated as I was the first time you teased me?"

"I have one last thing I can give you that you can't get on your own..." Harley cooed and arched her back. The sexual frustration was almost too much to handle.

"If you think you have the upper hand by bribing me you're sadly mistaken poo." He said rubbing himself against her thigh.

"ooooh... But I can bust ya outta here Puddin'" She said with a smile as her arms wrapped around his neck.

"Really?" He asked suddenly curious. He moved up and sat on her stomach. He stroked his cock in his hand. "Alright.... bust me out of here... and you get what you want." He said.

"Hmm..." She looked him over a moment. She moved a hand to the cot pushing herself up she pressed her lips to his. "Not today..." She answered softly against his lips. "I need to prepare It'll take a day or so If I do all my homework tonight...."

"I don't care when you do it." Joker said. "Think of it as a reward." He laughed stroking himself faster.

She smirked slgihtly the thought of having him all to herself outside of this hell was almost too exciting taking his length in her hand she moved his hold from it. "Fine... Untill then keep your junk in your pants..." She continued to stroke him now at the pace he had been.

"I'll try but I won't guarentee anything." He said moving her hand off his cock and rubbing it between her breasts again.

Harley rolled her eyes and then looked up to himshe pressed her breasts together once more. "You well or you won't be getting out of here anytime soon." She warned him and smirked.

"The sooner you get me out of here the greater your reward." He said pulling back away from her breasts and jerking himself over her. He moaned as he came all over her breasts the white fluid flowing out onto her soft mounds.

Harley closed her eyes feeling the warm fluid roll down over her breast. Running her fingers through it she opened her eyes looking to him. "The longer I keep you in here the more sex deprived you become. could prove to be more interesting..."

"Or dangerous for you." He said stroking the last of the fluid from his cock.

"Sounds exciting..." She tilted her head to the side and smirked.

He brought the tip of his cock to her lips rubbing the remaining fluid on her mouth.

She pressed her lips to his Cock and let her tongue dart out tasting him and slip around the head.

Joker leaned back and ran his fingers along her wet slit. "Better hurry." He said laughing as he stood up and pulled up his pants.

She arched her back as he teased her again watching him dress she frowned and then stood being stuborn as well she stood and pulled her own clothing on. "I'll think about it... might not be worth risking my job...." She said in a matter of fact tone.

"You know though... if you don't do it it will pick at your brain for the rest of your life what you could have had. What could happen." He whispered in her ear.

"Then I'll stop look around and smile because I'll have made the right choice...." Harley said with a nod then looked back to him. "I've never made good choices so far so Why start now."

Joker sat on his cot as Harley got up and straightened her clothes. "You'll do it... if not for no other reason than you want it."

Looking him over a moment after she dressed herself she placed a hand upon her hip. "I'll see you tomorrow night" She reached out smudging the grease paint a bit more.

"I'll make sure the guards Give you your grease paint I'm sure you want to look your best for your big break out..." She said as she pounded on the cell door. She waited and leaned against the door. "I have to get out first." She said in a dry scarcastic tone.

Joker shrugged and smirked at her.

It wasn't until the thrid time she pounded on the door did a guard finally open the door for her. "I will see you tomorrow Mister Joker."

"I'll be looking forward to it."
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