Writer: Sabaku No Kel
Fandom: Hellboy
Pairing: Hellboy x John Myers
Title: Baking Time
Words: 2635
Rating: Overall rating M
Disclaimer: I don’t own Hellboy or it’s characters and do not make any money out of writing this.
AN1: I come bearing smut y’all! I will say it was hard to write this in such a short time, mostly because I kept giggling all the time and also because I’ve been a little side-tracked by a different HB fic (not the Mpreg one, sorry) which I’m having way too much fun with. Also still spazzing over Megamind and his cute blue head XD
000 Baking Time 000
“I’m sooo bored!” Hellboy said loudly as he sagged deeper into his chair, throwing the useless hand of cards on the table between him and Abe. The fish man shook his head at his childish actions and repeated words, they were the same words that had led him into the library to start this game of cards in the first place.
“You are always bored.” Abe stated like it was a fact as he arranged their discarded cards back into a neat stack.
“Not always, only when there’s nothing interesting to do around here.” He denied it but they both knew it was true, at least partially. It wasn’t his fault evil had decided to take a two month vacation without leaving him with anything to beat the shit out of though. He let his head drop back into the leather of the chair with a loud sigh, staring up at the ceiling as Abe remained silent by his side. Not that it mattered, he could speak enough for the both of them.
“I mean I already watched everything on TV, bugged Manning until his head looked just about ready to explode and then came here to play cards with you, which, for the record, sucks major donkey balls because you know how much I suck at playing cards.” He recalled his day to the Icthyo Sapien as the fish man stood from his chair to put away their deck of cards, grabbing a book on his way back as he took his place again.
“I would suggest reading a good book but I doubt you would be able to sit still long enough to accomplish it.” The fish stick said as he crossed his legs and opened the book at a seemingly random page. Hellboy snorted at the thought, him read a book, yeah right.
“I can so too read a book, I just don’t want to is all!” He said as he stood up, the legs of his chair scrapping across the floor as he left it in favour of marching to the large double doors.
“If you’re just gonna sit around and read like a boring old lady I suppose I’ll just have to find something else to entertain myself with.” The demon declared as he opened the door and stepped out into the empty hall way, not even pausing long enough to hear the other reply as he set out to find something of interest.
“You go do that.” Abe said to no one in particular as the slam of a door reached his ears, turning a page as he prayed for the poor soul the demon was going to bother next.
Meanwhile Hellboy had already started marching down the halls, tail swinging restlessly behind him as he passed corner after corner down the long winding halls of the Bureau. He briefly entertained the thought of breaking out to surprise Liz with a visit but decided against it, the last time he’d done so she had send him on his way after only ten minutes, throwing fireballs at him as she cursed his name like a sailor. Besides John hadn’t exactly been happy to see him return, tail between his legs like a kicked puppy, and had been forced to endure the kid’s cold shoulder for three whole days before he’d finally swallowed his pride and apologized to him for his actions.
He couldn’t exactly pester John into spending some time with him either, simply because he hadn’t seen the agent since breakfast that morning. His stomach growled at the thought of food and he figured since he didn’t have anything better to do he should go and grab a bite to eat. Satisfied with his plans for the immediate future he turned around and made his way back down the halls he’d come from.
After a few minutes of walking at leisure’s pace the delicious smell of baked goods suddenly hit him, letting the scent guide him down the few remaining halls between him and the kitchen in an almost cartoon like fashion he felt his mouth water at the sweet smell. He reached the large metal kitchen doors and almost threw them open in his haste to literally devour everything in his path, expecting the cook and the kitchen help to be preparing him a delicious amount of cookies and cupcakes to greet him when instead he found his run away nanny pulling a tray full of chocolate chip cupcakes from the oven.
“John? What are you doing here?” He asked, glancing around the kitchen like he expected the entire kitchen staff to suddenly pop up out of nowhere, nothing happened though, it seemed the kid had been baking here all alone.
“What does it look like I’m doing, silly.” His nanny said as he put the tray of goods away to cool and removed his oven mitts. “I stumbled upon my grandmother’s cook book earlier and decided to try and recreate her famous chocolate chip cupcakes.” The agent grabbed one of the cupcakes that looked like they’d already cooled down a bit and tossed it at him, reflexes immediately seizing the flying projectile coming in before he’d even realized it.
“Try one and tell me what you think.” The agent said as he turned around to mix some more batter for another batch. Hellboy shrugged and took a bite out of the squishy confection then chewed and swallowed. His eyes widened as he quickly devoured the rest of the cupcake, these things were <i>
delicious</i>!
“They’re really good, Boy Scout.” He managed to say through a mouthful of cupcake, fingers twitching to grab another one before he’d even fully swallowed the first.
“Glad you like them. Have as many as you want, I made most of them for you anyways.” John gave him the green light and he wasted no time in crossing the distance between them and stuffing his face full before he could take it back.
He managed to slow down, though only slightly, after his third as he tried to eat slower and savour the taste, watching with interest as the agent remained fully concentrated on preparing the next batch of delicious cupcakes. He stirred the mixture and added some ingredients at seemingly random intervals, eyes flitting back and forth between the mix and an old cook book as he stirred.
An idea bloomed to life in the demon’s mind as he watched the mix before shifting his gaze to rest on the agent. He trailed his eyes over his nanny’s delectable form, all long limbs and strong muscles hidden underneath a tight suit and, for the occasion, a simple light blue apron. He smirked as his gaze strayed to John’s tight ass and remained there as he popped the last bit of cupcake in his mouth before advancing on his next ‘treat’.
He moved behind the agent to place his hands on the kid’s hips, head resting on his shoulder as he felt John stiffen against him.
“Hellboy, what are you doing?” The agent asked, nervous curiosity underlining his words. The demon grinned as he nuzzled the crook of the human’s neck and inhaled the scent there ever so slightly.
“Watching you work.” He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He tried to look as innocent as he could as John stared at him from the corner of his eye, the look was thoughtful and calculating as the kid tried to figure out what he was up to this time but he was careful not to give anything away, at least, not yet.
“And you have to be holding on to me to do that?” John sounded sceptical, obviously not believing the innocent look on his face as he arched an eyebrow at him.
“Best seat in the house.” He said, thrusting his hips forward against the kid’s tight ass as he blew on his nanny’s suddenly red ears. The action rewarded him with a full body shudder that made his blood rush south fast.
“Fine don’t tell me what you’re up to, I’ll find out on my own.” John replied stubbornly, focusing back on the task at hand as he ignored the demon taking up his personal space. Hellboy smirked almost evilly at that, betting he’d have the kid begging him for more in a matter of minutes as he started to slowly rub his fingers back and forth on their place at the kid’s hips. He relished in the sharp intake of breath as he doubled his efforts by tilting his head back just far enough to bring the kid’s cute ear to his lips and giving it a gentle nip.
John bit back a moan at the attention his ear was receiving, hardly even noticing the hands at his hips slowly trailing lower and closer to their goal of his growing arousal. Hellboy smirked as the kid bit his lip, watching the agent’s eyelids flutter as he teetered on the edge of pleasure. The demon shifted his attention from the kid’s ear to the arch of his neck, placing butterflies kisses and gentle nips on the exposed patch of flesh.
The demon smirked at the loud moan John let slip as one of his hands palmed him through the material of his pants, bringing the half mast arousal to full hardness as the agent rutted against him. Hellboy claimed victory as the kid let his head fall back against his shoulder, exposing more skin for him to mark as the cupcake mix stood forgotten on the kitchen counter.
“Hellboy…” John panted, the sound coming out as half a moan and half a whine, urging him on for more. The demon chuckled as he let one hand trail between them to untie the strings of his apron before popping the button on the kid’s pants, letting his hand glide in to touch heated flesh making the agent scream. He stroked the length in his hand slowly, John’s breath coming out in short pants as the sound of his nanny’s pleasure almost triggered his own release.
He growled and quickly flipped the agent around to face him, swallowing the agent’s surprised gasp as he sealed their lips together. John moaned and threw his arms around him, fingers rushing up into his hair as he returned to stroking his nanny’s length.
The demon separated their lips long enough to remove the apron from around the agent’s neck before diving back in as the material fluttered to the floor. Their tongues danced as he brought the agent to the brink of ecstasy, puling away just as he was about to climax so he could unbutton the kid’s shirt. John whined loudly as he begged for the attention to be returned to his neglected member, the sound morphing into a pleasured gasp as Hellboy trailed his lips over the patch of newly revealed skin.
He sucked at the pale skin until it changed colour, distracting the agent as he grabbed the forgotten bowl of cupcake mix without him noticing. It wasn’t until he had dipped two fingers into the sticky mixture and trailed his hand down the kid’s revealed chest that brown, lust filled eyes flew open. John looked like he wanted to say something but had trouble locating his tongue as he realized what had just happened, Hellboy didn’t give his nanny the chance to react though as he quickly lapped at the sweet trail he’d left on the milky white skin.
With every button of John’s shirt popped he ventured lower, licking at the sweet mixture clinging to the agent’s skin until it was all gone before applying some more until every last inch of the kid’s skin was shining with his cooling saliva. The bowl was half empty by the time he’d finished, pausing to ravish the kid’s nipples before moving on to dip his tongue in John’s bellybutton as his partner’s near constant moans and groans of his name left them both wanting more.
His stone hand pulled down the material of the agent’s pants and boxers in one smooth move, revealing the agent’s straining arousal to the cool kitchen air as his other hand quickly covered it with the sweet mixture of the cupcake mix. He stroked it once, twice before pulling his hand away, licking his fingers clean as he stared at the panting agent from his place on the floor. John gripped his shoulders tightly as he watched him, watching his tongue trail over his fingers and wanting it back on him.
“Red… please…” The agent begged him, voice strained and weak as he continued to stare down at him.
“Please what, Boy Scout.” Hellboy asked, playing the innocent role once again as he pulled his fingers into his mouth and sucked them clean.
“Anything! I don’t care just please do something…!” John’s knees trembled and he looked just about ready to collapse if he didn’t get to release soon. The demon took pity on him as he got down to his knees and licked the tip of the agent’s hard length without warning.
John screamed as his eyes rolled back into his skull, eyelids closed tight as he fought the urge to cum right then and there. He leaned his weight against the kitchen counter, gripping the demon’s shoulder for extra support as Hellboy licked him again, only this time he traced his tongue from his balls to the tip of his cock and sucked at the head.
Hellboy smirked as he sucked at the crown of the kid’s hard length, opening his mouth wider as he took the member into his mouth as far as he could. John screamed again as his cock was enveloped in the tight heat, feeling ready to pass out from the sensation as Hellboy pulled back and pushed back down over and over again in a steady rhythm.
The demon sucking at the rigid length had never been the giver of such an act but he learned quickly what John liked, listening closely to the sound of his voice as he circled his tongue around the head of his cock, pushing his tongue against the slit as the taste of precum flooded his senses. Encouraged by the reaction Hellboy relaxed his throat and took the agent down further than before until he felt his nose rest against the kid’s soft nest of curls.
John’s breath hitched in his throat as his hand flew back up into his hair, keeping him from pulling away as he came with a shout of the demon’s name. Salty liquid rushed into his mouth and he quickly swallowed it down, breathing deeply through his nose so he wouldn’t pass out from the lack of air as John emptied himself out into his mouth. After a few more seconds the agent’s grip loosened and he was once again able to pull away, swallowing the last of the semi liquid and licking his lips clean of the taste he watched as his nanny slowly slide down to the ground.
“Damn…” The agent panted, sounding breathless and exhausted as he smiled at him with his eyes still closed. The demon chuckled at the reaction, filing his natural talent for giving blowjobs away for later as he waited for John to come down from his post orgasm high.
“That good, huh?” He asked after two minutes had passed and John finally opened his eyes to look at him, pupils large and face red as his eyes zeroed in on the demon’s obvious erection still trapped in his leather pants.
“Very good. Now, allow me to return the favour.” John said as he crawled over to him and placed his hand over the straining bulge. Needless to say Hellboy allowed him his little request, delicious cupcakes long forgotten.
000 Baking Time 000
AN2: I will never be able to look at cupcakes the same, which is awful cause I make cupcakes all the time! Usually I bring em to work with me which my colleagues greatly appreciate.
So what did you all think, was this first bit of smut smutty enough or should I write something smuttier?
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I’ll write something smuttier eventually anyways, I like writing smut too much. I’m such a perv.
~~~Read long and prosper, <i>
Sabaku No Kel</i>~~~
