Pirates of the Caribbean

A/N: OK I wish I could promise that I will make a habit of posting twice a
week but I cant promise that. I will try my hardest to do so. OK On with the
respond of reviews.

XO1 LEGOLAS 10X: There updated. I hope that's better. Yes?

Rae: Was what the hell to me or to the quote? Now I have to say "what the
hell?"

Pookie: how did I come up with it? Well I was one of those people who had
nothing to do over the summer cause my intended was over in Europe, so I went
to see the movie about 9 times. With in the 6th time I had come up with about
twenty different plots. So I just picked one and went with it. I decided to
add parts of the movie cause I wanted to place it with in the movie and make it
believable. I'm so glad it worked. Yes popularity can be a curse. Thanks for
picking that one up.

Andrea: Sorry Jack was in Jail. He's out now that should make up for him
not saving Will right?

Jamie Roberts: Why thank you. It's up now.

Steph: I am ashamed to say the wedding night seemed rather blah to me. But as
they saying goes a good story writes it all by itself. I am glad this was
different.

SanelyChallanged: There may be a short while where Edward isn't in the fit but
will that be alright with you?

ForChan: Well I think Edward was a very handsome name and I really wanted to
use it. Norri? Well I must remember that. Can I use it? I hope so.
Heheheheh.

Triptych: Thank you, I thought I buggered it.

SanelyChallanged: Yes yes Edward is yummy. I think so too. I also find Jack
and Will tasty. Well I hope you enjoy this.

Nettle Thorn: No offense but if you are reading my fic you must be slightly
crazy to start with. Which says nothing good about me. I am writing it!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.

O Will Turner O: Nadia is that your name??? Then why say O Will Turner O?? I
can't ruin the story's mystery, so I can't tell you if Will falls in love with
Edward. You'll just have to read it.

Eliza Norrington: You like it. Wonderful. Here is a cookie. Enjoy the rest.

Cat4556: Here is a cookie for you too.

Spirit of Paradise: Well I am glad you like this one. I normally don't write
AU's but this came out.

.the.Rowan: Well I must remember to send you their way. Thanks very much. I
am writing . I hope you like the rest of the chapters.

Carmella: You may not be in the mood for NC-17 anymore but it's there.

Solaria: I've updated ok it's up.

-: I already did.

Silver_Yaoi: Chapter 3 is on the way.

Ella: *Whistles* Here girl. Go Fetch! *Throws a bone* Sorry had to do that.

BlackCat9: I found out that Norrington is James not Edward. However I didn't
know then when I first posted. Well read on.

Ran: Yes poor Will. In this he has to do what I tell him. *SMILES* Oh wait
till I get into my swing!

Alanna: Are you happy now?

Alanna: Yes'm

Alanna: I am trying. *whimpers*

Guess who: your Alanna again aren't you. I had a nightmare that I turned
around and there you were with a knife screaming to update. If your not Alanna
ignore that.

Jodea Moondreamer: Well what is going to happen you are going to ignore the
rest of these replies and move on to the story.

Willow: May I use you name for another Pirates fic? Just think about who it's
for then get back to me.

Cherry Red: *Staggers back three feet* Wow. That's one hell of a snog. Do I
get another one for this chapter too?? *Looks slightly hopeful.* Will will
remember more with time.

Sarryn; I don't want to disappoint my fans, If I have any.

Alanna: Don't worry I know all about wicca and witchcraft. I myself am a
druid, and I am only using a negative impression for this fic I love the
power of magic, and it came out. You did not make a pest of yourself. I was
only kidding before. Witches are not evil! Is that good.

Anonny: Yes Norrington is a James, but I refuse to fix both chapters. And I
am at least consistent. So sorry he is Edward in my story. I am glad you
enjoy.

Lydia NightShade; The witches power? Well that makes my ending come
together. Yes well Currently I am being snogged by random reviewers. I am
not the upset.

Leann: Happy Birthday late. This chapter is written for you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A/n Ok now I think it is time for the story.

Chapter 3.

The Witch smiled as her candle burnt brighter. William Turner was her energy
meal. Slowly he would lose his strength and then he would be the perfect
husband for Edward. This was perfect. She could live forever and he would be
her puppet. However she did not count on the Pirate.

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"Damn that pirate. I want him found." Edward put his hand to his head. This
could not be happening. Jack Sparrow got away. "I also want a key hang in the
prison. The Dog is to be moved to my home. NOW!" He made his excuses to the
Governor and made his way to the docks. They had to finish packing the hulls of
the Interceptor. He was not about to be late for England.

As he was watching over his men load the ship. However the Captain was trying
to buy his attention. "Commodore." He turned around to see Gillette in a row
boat pointing to the Dauntless.

"Sparrow is taking the ship!"

"He is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever seen. Men aboard the
Interceptor. We have a Pirate to catch."

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"Gentlemen do not panic I am taking over the ship!" The Marines turned to the
sound of his voice. They all gaped at him and he smiled a gold toothed grin.
This was almost more fun then fishing. As in shooting fish in a barrel.
However a small man seemed to have enough guts to smile back.

"This ship can not be sailed by one man. You'll never make it out of the bay."

He drew out his gun with a sick smirk and calmly said. "Son. I am Captain
Jack Sparrow. Savvy?" And that was all it ever took.

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Will had been lulled to sleep by the gentle rocking of the ship. It was almost
soothing. However when he heard several pairs of boots running above him he
groused. Did those clod hoppers not understand he was tired and wanted to
sleep? Apparently not. However when he heard gun fire He jerked awake in
bed. He did not like this.

He ran to the window and saw to his horror the HMS Dauntless was getting
smaller and smaller. At the top deck of the ship was Commodore Edward
Norrington. If Edward was over there then who was on this ship?

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"But this wind calls for a stern. We'll never reach her."

"I don?t need to reach her, Just get her in rang of the long nines."

"Men come about, Bring out the guns!" He paused. "We are to fire upon or own
ship sir?"

"I would rather see her at the bottom of the ocean than in the hands of a
pirate!" Edward swore.

"What about Will then sir?"

"Will?" His eyes were drawn to the Captains quarters where at the window stood
his husband. "Will!"

"He's disabled the rudder chain Sir."

Edward sighed. "He has got to be the best Pirate I have ever seen." The
captain said with a clip of pride in his voice.

"So it would seem."

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After a full day at sea He had gotten rather tired. Steering a commandeered ship can really take it out of a man. Jack wandered down to the hulls to find himself something to eat. After finding rolls and salted meats he filled a tray to take it to the Captains quarters, where he could eat and then fall fast asleep. As he opened the door a squeak and the sound of ruffled fabric made him on edge. As he opened the door he saw that they be had in fact already been slept in.

"Now where did the stowaway get to eh?" He laughed to himself as whomever he had caught made a noise. Then it hit him. It could be the lad. 'What a wonderful thing to happen to a pirate.' "Lad come out and I wont have to kill ye savvy?"

"You would kill me?" Came the scared voice as the wonderful lad pulled himself out from under the bed.

"Na, I would rather see for meself why the Commander is after ye Savvy? Ye must be the reason why he didn't shoot." Jack Sparrow may have been one of the wildest crew to have ever sacked the Spanish Main however he still was something of a gentleman. He never resorted to rape.

"Please Just take me back to Port Royal." Will would never let a Pirate see him cry, and he wanted to.

"Can't they want me dead."

"I want you dead as well, wouldn't it be safer if You just left me to die somewhere?" He pulled himself to his full height forgetting where he was, and the fact that he had no sword.

"And what would ye do? Make a signal fire out of a twigs and branches? I doubt that. And it would be a shame to lose such a fine body as yers to starvation. However after a full day of not eating ye must be hungry." He watched as will looked at what he had to offer. "I'll give ye some for a kiss."

"Never you filthy Pirate!" Will shouted and threw a vase at the man.

Jack ducked and laughed. "Ye are rather lovely when angered. Might I at least knew yer name before I seduce ye?"

"You filthy heathen! I was right Pirates are nothing but crude men lured by their animal instincts. I HATE ALL PIRATES!"

"Yes, yes but a name My fair young sir."

"I am William Turner. The blacksmith of Port Royal. And what is yours? Black beard?" Will shot back.

Jack scoffed. "I am sure that the Commodore Turner would have told you that Captain Jack Sparrow is more evil than that silly old fool Black beard." He was offended to be yelled at by such a young man.

"It's Commodore Norrington. I am William Turner. I share a name with only one man and that is my father."

"Bill..." Jack suddenly turned around and left the room. After him he secured the door by tieing it to another on. "Bill Turner, ye crazy fool tol told ye never to leave that boy of yers. Ye did it anyway. Curse ye Bootstrap Bill."

A/N. Ok tell me how this is. I will fix it later if it is needed. Just tell be ok?

Thanks to all of you for being so great to me. I will finish this story, because I am Captain Signy Mallory!

There is a song with th the name of Signy Mallory and the best part of it it.

Captain Signy Mallory has no soul they say.
The Captain of the Norway has a hear of frozen clay.
And on the bridge of Norway she throws mens lives like dice.
Captain Signy Mallory her eyes of fire and ice.