Southern Stars

TITLE: Southern Stars
AUTHOR: Schmootika
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: A southern fried story of a group of girlfriends traveling to visit their favorite Sith Lord.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in the Star Wars universe. I make no money from the stories I write. If I did own it, I’d have a naked Sith Lord with me right now and would not be writing this story.


Chapter IV


As Bonnie, Martha & Kelly rode the shuttle to the lower levels of Coruscant, they looked in awe at the city around them. Firmly planted in the front seat, Kelly held tightly onto Lieutenant Needa’s arm as he whisked the group through the skies. They landed at a bustling part of the city and Needa said, “Alright, here is your stop, ladies.”

Bonnie jumped out and took in a deep breath as she looked around with eyes wide with excitement. Martha joined Bonnie surveying the area. Needa pointed to a brightly lit club to their right as he said, “There is the Outlander club. It’s one of the more popular night spots.”

Martha looked it over and said, “Looks good to me. I need a drink.”

Bonnie’s eyes fell over a place to the left and she wandered over to take a closer look. “Where you goin’ woman?” Martha asked as she lit a smoke.

“I wanna see what’s over there first,” Bonnie replied as she got closer to the establishment.

Although she could not read the Imperial Basic words on the front, she knew by looking at it that it was a tattoo shop. Bonnie’s eyes sparkled as she turned to her friends, “Hot damn! I wanna get inked.” She took one step toward the door when Martha stopped her.

“Oh hell no missy! You can buy you one, but the card stays with me,” Martha grunted as she held out her hand to Bonnie.

“Well, ya’ll need to come on over and help me pick out one then,” Bonnie replied as she grinned at her friends and handed Martha the card.

Kelly sighed as she held tightly onto Need’s arm. “Ok chickie. We’ll help you pick one out, but we are not staying till you get done.”

“Fair enough,” Bonnie replied as she quickly strolled over to the shop.

The shop was filled with a wide variety of different alien species Bonnie had never seen before. All of the patrons seemed to look in her direction as she walked in and asked to see some of the samples. Martha snickered as she leaned over to Bonnie, “Why don’t you get them to tattoo redneck on your thigh.”

Bonnie spun around and smiled widely as she replied, “That’s a fuckin’ great idea!”

The shop owner, a large Bothan that reminded Bonnie of a werewolf, came over and asked, “Whatta ya want?”

Bonnie looked up at him and shifted her stance as she said, “I wanna get inked, big boy. Think ya can do that?”

The owner snorted as he said, “Can do. Which design?”

Bonnie told him what she wanted, and after finally figuring out the translation, she turned to Martha and said, “Pay the man.”

Martha whooped out the card and looked at Bonnie, “We’ll be getting’ our freak on at the club. Come find us when they’re done torturing you.”

“I’ll do it. Ya’ll don’t start no shit without me, “Bonnie grinned as she walked over to one of the chairs.

“Riiight,” Martha replied as she sauntered out the door with Kelly and Needa closely following behind.

As they approached the club, Martha began to wiggle in time to the music, “I think I’m gonna like this place.”

Martha led them over to a table in the middle of the club then plopped down and fiddled with her purse. Kelly sat down beside her and pulled Needa into the next chair. Martha ordered up a round of Corellian brandy and sat back to look around the club.

As the night wore on, Martha ordered several rounds and was soon feeling no pain. The band paused to take a break and she got up to wander the club, looking for someone to occupy her time. By this time Kelly was in Needa’s lap. As she bent to kiss him she felt him stiffen against her. “I ain’t gonna bite, sweetie,” she said with a grin.. “Unless you want me to.”

Needa’s eyes were wide as he looked past her to see a tall Jedi walk into the club. Kelly suppressed a gasp as she recognized the man breezing past her. “I’ll be damned! Windu,” she said as he turned to give Needa a nasty look.

Kelly was not sure why Needa was so nervous around Master Windu. Maybe it was because the Jedi had reason to cut him down because he was in the service of the Empire. She didn’t say a word as she turned in his lap and laid a wet kiss on his lips. Needa ran his hands up her back and deepened the kiss as he relaxed and enjoyed her affections.

Martha waltzed back and damn near ran over Windu. “Well, ain’t this a nice surprise,” she said as she looked over the top of her glasses and grinned.

“Excuse me, my lady,” Windu said as he tried to move past her.

“Oh you ain’t getting away that easily,” she hissed as she grabbed his arm. “Come join me in a drink. And I won’t take no fer an answer,” she said as she threaded her arm in his.

Windu looked at her with raised eyebrows and said, “My lady, I am here on official Jedi business. I do not have time for pleasantries.”

“Just one drink, and you can get back to business,” Martha smirked.

Sighing, Windu nodded and placed his other hand on hers as she led him to the bar.


As the girls played in the club, Bonnie was stripped to the knees and laying on her side in a chair as the Bothan started her tattoo. She closed her eyes as the first pricks of the needle colored her skin. As she opened them, she looked into the aquamarine eyes of a bearded man in the chair next to her. He flashed an impish smile and asked, “Come here often?”

Bonnie chuckled, “Naw. This is my first time here. Wanted a souvenir to take home.”

Her eyes roamed over his form as he laid in the chair on his stomach with his pants completely off. He was getting a tattoo on his ass and she strained to see it. Chuckling, he said, “It’s a tribal symbol. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

His eyes twinkled as she smiled and replied, “You got it!”

Although Bonnie was interested in his tattoo, she really wanted to see the whole view of his firm ass. She licked her lips as she stared into his eyes. “Wanna get a drink after we get done here?” Bonnie asked.

“That sounds delightful,” he said, shifting to extend his hand. “By the way my name is Obi-wan.”

“I’m Bonnie. Right nice to meet ya,” she replied as she held out her hand to him.

“Do not move!” the Bothan growled as he let up on the needle.

Bonnie giggled. “Sorry.”

When they were done, they both stood up to take a look at the artwork. Obi-wan made sure to turn and pull his pants over his front before he stood up. Bonnie giggled at his attempt to cover himself. He walked over and looked at her thigh. “What does ‘redneck’ mean?”

“Oh, you’ll find out sweetie!” Bonnie replied as she stood and pulled up her pants. “Let’s go get a drink,” she said as he grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the shop.


Martha had Mace quite drunk before he even knew it. He found it was unusual that he could not read this woman’s thoughts, but he did not need to see into her mind to know what she wanted. It had been quite some time since he had any pleasures of the flesh and although he knew it would not be looked on favorably, he was enjoying her company.

Smiling, Martha sided up closer to him. “So, my chocolate dream, you gotta place around here?“

Mace looked into her glazed eyes and said with a smile, “Yes my lady. I know of a place. Do you wish to come with me?”

Martha gave a toothy grin as she said, “Hell yeah! Let’s go!”

“Oh shit. Wait a minute,” she grunted as she made her way over to the table where Kelly and Needa were enjoying each others company. “Here woman. Don’t spend it all tonight,” she said as she handed Kelly the card.

“Have fun!” Kelly replied as she turned her attentions back to Needa.

Martha walked back to the bar, gulped down the last of her drink and grabbed Mace by the arm, “Come on darlin’. I’ve got a few tricks to show you.”

Mace smiled as he stood and walked her out the door to his waiting speeder. Obi-wan noticed Mace’s speeder leaving but did not see he had a passenger. He strode into the bar with Bonnie on his arm and led the way to the bar in the center of the room. Kelly saw them and kissed Needa once more before leaping from his lap and making her way over to the bar.

“Well, so you got inked and found a new friend,” Kelly said as she sat down next to Bonnie.

“Yeah. This is Obi-wan,” Bonnie replied with a wink at Kelly.

Kelly smirked as Bonnie held up her hand trying to get the bartender’s attention.

Bonnie looked at Obi-Wan and asked, “What’s yer poison, babe?”

“I’ll order for us,” Obi-wan said. He turned and spoke with the bartender, who returned a few moments later with a round of orange colored drinks. Obi-wan smiled as he held his glass and waited on Bonnie to take the first sip. It was a thick liquid and tasted of Tang with a mediciney wang. “No bad,” Bonnie replied as she looked into his eyes.

Needa kept his distance from the bar and watched as they had a few rounds of the strange orange drink. Bonnie began to feel incredibly aroused. More than she usually did after a few drinks. As if reading her mind, Kelly looked at Bonnie and asked, “Can you get a ride home. I have something to take care of.”

Bonnie snickered as she held out her hand to Kelly and retrieved the card. “Yeah, I think my Jedi can walk me home,” she smirked.

Kelly said, “That is not a good idea, wench. ‘The master’ would not be pleased.”

Bonnie gave her a knowing look and sighed. “Maybe I could arrange for a taxi to bring you home,” Obi-wan said as he looked into Bonnie’s glassy blue eyes.

“Don’t worry ‘bout me. I’ll find a ride,” Bonnie replied as she leaned in close to Obi-wan and kissed him soundly on the lips.

Kelly slipped off the barstool and headed for the door, “Have fun. I know I will.”

She grabbed Needa’s hand and pulled him through the club. As they made their way back to the speeder, Needa stopped as a realization hit him, “I can not go back without all of you. Lord Vader will be angry with me.” He shivered as he thought of the ramifications of not bringing all the girls back to the castle.

“Don’t worry about it honey. He said that we were supposed to be taken care of. And I don’t think my friends are gonna have any complaints,” Kelly paused as she wrapped her hands around his waist, “Anyway, I think Vader will be occupied tonight.”

Needa smiled and kissed her, “I think you are right.”

They hopped into the speeder and headed back to the castle.


Back in the club, Bonnie leaned forward in her chair toward Obi-wan. “So, you just gonna make me squirm in this chair all night, or are we gonna go have some fun?”

Obi-wan’s eyes twinkled and he flashed a sexy smile as he stood up and reached for her hand. “I wouldn’t want to keep a lady waiting.”


Back at the castle, Renee was enjoying the pleasures of Vader. He was like a wild animal, clearing off the dining room table with a motion of his hand and placing himself firmly between her legs. Pushing her gown up, he smiled at her as he lowered his head to kiss and lick the inside of her thighs. Moaning against him, she reached down and threaded her hands in his hair as he made his way to her wet core.

Vader raised his head and licked his lips before leaning down and to plunge his tongue into her. Grasping her hips hard, he let her ride his face as he kept his eyes focused on her, watching her gyrate and moan against him. Releasing his hold on her thighs, he spread her legs wide as he thrust two fingers into her. Gasping, she arched her back as he found her sweet spot and rover her over the edge. Her eyes locked onto his as she heard him gulping and slurping her freely flowing juices.

He raised his head and smiled as she panted and looked gleefully at the sight nestled between her legs. She giggled as she threw her head back. Vader stood up and tugged his pants loose as he climbed on the table with her. Leaving hot wet kisses in his wake, he grasped her gown and ripped it open as his mouth fell upon her bared breasts. Renee moaned as he made his way to her eager lips. They kissed and nibbled on each other’s lips. Looking like a man possessed, he raised up and spread his legs wide putting one on either side of her hips.

“Is there something I may do for you?” Renee asked with a grin as she sat up.

Grabbing her shoulders and sliding her down the table she rested between his legs as he huskily said, “Suck me.” Holding onto his firm thighs, she engulfed his hard member in one motion. Gasping at the feeling of her wet mouth, he held onto her head as he snaked his fingers though her hair. He began thrusting into her mouth as she wiggled her tongue against the backside of his member. His thrusts increased as he pulled her hair harshly and she moaned against him.

The feeling of her mouth and her moans against him was all he could take. He arched his head back and bellowed, “Oh uchuk! Mi'gudnla winkayla mi fi’neh!” The ancient words rolled over Renee as she felt him release.

As he pulled back from her, she smiled at the glazed look on his face. His mouth was open , his eyes were dark, and his skin was flushed as she leaned back on the table. Looking down on her, he fell forward and kissed her deeply as he tasted his own essence on her lips and tongue.

Renee broke their kiss as she whispered against his ear, “Which room next, my Lord?”