Must Be Karma

Bryan: That's great! I like that movie... aha, obviously. Hope you keep reading.

Everyone else: Oh damn! I'm actually writing this on a DEBS forum, and I forgot to update it here, so you guys get a few chapters... whoops...

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not D.E.B.S, or the actors, or the characters or heck I don't even own the computer I'm typing on.

Last chapter: Amy is a neat freak. Lucy finds this out when she's being punished. Speaking of punished, will her back ever straighten again after that? At the very least, they're finally in Lucy's "Temporary Lair" in greece, but Janet somehow makes things difficult from across an entire ocean by being a really weird person when it comes to packing. Right when Lucy is about to "score", she's interrupted by Amy's mother calling...

~~~~Then~~~~

"Mama?"

Lucy blinked at the cute nickname from such a serious person. She was almost expecting Amy to say "Mrs.Bradshaw" or something. Amy looked pretty nervous, so she did the first thing that came to mind, kissed her neck. That was comforting, right?

"UGHN!W-what??? Nooo! I'm listening, Mama, sorry. I just pinched my finger... On what?... The Desk. Yeah, sorry."

Lucy pouted when Amy slapped her hand. She was just trying to help, really. It wasn't fair!!! None of this was fair!!!! First night in Greece and all this happens??

"I uh..."

The voice on the phone got louder. Fuck, the woman already sounded scary. Just got on the phone and she was already screaming, Or did she just talk loud?

"Uhm... Lucy... Diamond? I don't know what you mean exactly. Well, actually... No, that's not true.I really..."

Amy glanced at Lucy, steeling herself to be honest with her mother. She would tell her about their relationship. She'd told the entire group at Endgame, she could tell her mother? RIGHT?! It was pretty simple. 'Mom, I'm gay'. Not too hard right?

"I..."

Lucy stared at her with a grin at first... That was steadily turning into a frown.

"We uhm... We... WE'RE BEST FRIENDS"

Lucy's jaw dropped.

"Uhm, yeah... HUH?! Y-You can't! Wait, but I don't want to!... Bu-... But Lucy can't be alone... I CAN'T TAKE HER!!!!... NO!!!... Bu-... Wait, Dad's sick? Uhm... Oh... Okay... I'll be there tomorrow"

Ok, Lucy was PISSED THE FUCK OFF. In fact, she was practically shaking with rage while she stared at her apologetic face. In fact, she was so fucking mad, she got off the bed, and practically ran out of the room.

"Oh f- I gotta go mom, bye"

Amy dashed after her, pulling up the robe as she ran. When she found Lucy rolling out a big map and scribbling a big X over Australia, she just winced. Her girlfriend was not happy.

"Your mom wouldn't be happy to find out you're dating me now, huh?!?!?! WAIT UNTIL I BLOW UP AUSTRALIA!!!! HAH!!!! LESBIANISM WILL BE THE LAST THING ON HER MIND!!!"

~~~~Now~~~~

"...You were gonna blow it up again?"

Lucy glanced around a bit guiltily for a moment. She hadn't really meant it or anything just... The Australians pissed her off.

"...No?"

"LUCY!!!"

"You're overreacting!!!!"

~~~~Then~~~~

"Lucy... You can't blow up Australia just be-"

The brunette turned to her quickly, her eyes hot with anger. She really preffered the lusty hormonal Lucy to this... The blonde just winced again. Her voice coming out low.

"I was trying to tell her, but... When I was about to, the words wouldn't come out. I never thought i'd have to say... I was never... Before you..."

Lucy slowly calmed down when she saw Amy fidgiting, guilt written all over her face. Well, it wasn't like she could be too mad. She had fallen for a straight girl after all, so this wasn't a jab at her or anything. She grudgingly circled her most hated Island a few times before she set the pen down.

"It's okay... You can tell her when you're ready, but you know... Now we're totally even"

Lucy smirked while Amy was left to smile hesitantly.

"But really, you can't try to sink australia every time you're ma-"

"I said we're even!!!!"

~~~~Now~~~~

"Ah, Luce"

Scud kinda sounded sympathetic for once, but the woman just snorted.

"It isn't as sad as you think actually. Believe me, when I met her mother, I totally forgave Amy for it."

"Eh, why?"

"Cause she's fucking STRESSY!"

"Huh?"

"Well, not me, or anything, but she stresses Amy out. She's really..."

"Naggy?"

"Yup. I was actually pretty glad she didn't say anything later on."

"Oh..."

"This isn't a lesbian drama, Scud. I was just... you know, a little pissed at first."

"Uhh, yeah, that makes sense"

"Anyway, there isn't much to tell there. Amy called her mom back, but she didn't answer. We packed everything up that we'd taken out, and we left right away. We waited that whole night for the plane to get prepped again, and then the flight took two freakin days since we had to stop for fog once. We slept the whole first day, and then the second one? She was mostly just really worried, so I didn't even think about molesting her. Besides! Planes are just an evil place..."

"Heh"

"When we landed? That's when the horror just got worse..."

"Is this one of those meet the parents type horror stories??"

"Eh?? Well, we only stayed for a week. After that we had a hotel"

"How did THAT happen!?"

"LET ME GO IN ORDER HERE!!!! Anyway, when we landed I rented a car a-"

"IT WAS LIKE A BLUE BUG OR SOMETHING WASN'T IT?!"

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK THIS IS!? A ROMANTIC COMEDY?! IT WAS JUST A MUSTANG!!!"

"...Oh... Well..."

"Anyway, I rented a car and-"

~~~~Then~~~~

It was so freakin weird. Her childhood was all over the world. Amy's was all right here in this one tiny town. The first thing Lucy could remember thinking when they saw the sign welcoming them to town was it was so... Amy.

It was warm, but with a pleasent breeze, thick trees filling the landscape. She almost felt like she was driving through a tunnel of trees at first, but when the city started filling up her windows, that too seemed really... Amy-ish. It wasn't goody goody to extreme or anything, but it didn't look like a neighborhood where a lot of bad things happened.

When she spotted a highschool girl walk by in a plaid uniform skirt, she turned to grin at Amy.

"Mini Deb in training?"

"Oh hey, that's not funny. I went to that school."

"Oooooh, I seeeeee, then it was destiny for you to wear a plaid skirt. Are you Scottish too?"

"I was kidding~ I went to public... The second part, I'm not answering"

Amy finally gave her that beautiful smile. Cheering Amy up? Mission accomplished. She almost swerved when the blonde suddenly pointed, her voice raising considerably.

"TURN HERE! TURN HERE!!!!"

She could deal with this. She was Lucy Diamond afterall. How hard could it possibly be?

The house wasn't really big or small. It was just a quaint looking house, probably had 3 rooms or so... Bad security, one of those easy unlatch window designs. The security code could be figured out in a second, and itf they didn't have a dog..... Oh wait, she wasn't supposed to be thinking about these types of things anymore. Lucy parked, looking at Amy questioningly.

Amy looked really freaking nervous. Her brows furrowed, and her hands messing with her dark black pants. Her mother really wouldn't like the fur trimmed boots, she was more on the conservative side... but it was too late to change them now. Amy shook her head and started straightening Lucy's clothes, a frown on her face.

"Hey heeeeey! Stoooop it! I look good, I know I do. Unless you were trying to take them off? Shouldn't we head to the backseat first?", Lucy spoke in a whiney tone until the last bit, grinning like a cat.

"Do you want to head to the backseat?"

Amy was doing her best immitation of Lucy that she could possibly muster. The effect seemed to work when the darker girl instantly quieted up, letting Amy fuss over her.

Lucy's small attempts to cheer her up worked though. It eased the frown, but Amy kept fussing over her girlfriends clothing anyway. After a minute or two of this the couple had finally gotten to the door. When Amy just stared at it wide eyed for a long while, Lucy shrugged and knocked, the sound even and steady.

It wasn't very long before the door was thrown open. This woman looked nothing like Amy. Well, maybe a little in the nose and jaw, but aside from that? She had dark black hair, hazel eyes, and was shorter than both of them, albit not by much. The similarity was more in the way she moved. Both... super girly. Lucy just grinned.

Amy on the other hand, was precoccupied. Her mother had instantly yanked her into a backbreaking hug. The blonde squirmed, trying to escape, but so far it didn't seem to be going very well... Was it ironic to get into a relationship with a lesbian, only to die from boob suffocation?

"Maaaampphhh", Amy spoke muffled as all hell, still attempting to escape. Lucy just held out her hand a bit, unsure if she should help or not. "Ca-NTH! BRETHHHEE"

Lucy looked more worried when she heard THAT, while Amy's mother didn't seem to notice at all.

"I missed you!!! You don't even come home for holidays like the other college students, Amy!"

"GGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

Was Amy turning blue??? Lucy paled. It was no win. Amy was going to die, but if she punched her mom, she knew she wouldn't be forgiven. Would Amy forgive her?? Maybe she could just trip her or something... Wait... ack!

"Uh uh uh, Mrs.Bradshaw!?"

Mrs.Bradshaw dropped Amy at once. Her head swivelling to Lucy instantly. She seemed to have to think hard for a moment before she blushed and nodded slightly. Poor Amy on the other hand was practically gagging, and making weird motions Lucy didn't understand from behind her mother's back.

"Uhm, Hi. I'm Lucy?"

The woman made a slightly displeased face at first before smiling brightly. Wow, maybe she should be the spy. Even Amy wasn't that good at steeling her expression.

"Your friend is pretty... Darkly dressed."

All that for her black clothes?! Ohhhhhhh she was fucked, this was a bad sign.

"Uhm, yeah, but they look good on her right, Mama?"

"Amy, if you say things like that, you'll be mistaken for a lesbian."

Both girls paled for a moment before flashing huge smiles. Lucy mentally grimaced, this reminded her of her date with Ninotchka. Attempting to smile while the crazy ass russian rambled about how the goat farmer had been impaled on an old goat horn... eeeewwwww.

"Uhm, but we're best friends! You know how it is with your best fri-"

"You don't have to explain, Amy. I did have a few girlfriends in my day you k-"

Lucy snorted with laughter. By her glare, Amy didn't approve.

"S-sorry... Pollen, all these trees, I'm not used to it.", Lucy muttered.

"Oh that's fine dear", Amy's mother said with a shrug. "Lets just get you both in and settled"

"Wait, I want to know how Dad's sick"

"Oh, he has a cold"

"..............."

This was one of the first times she'd ever seen Amy mad [sober anyway]. Really truely pissssssed off. In fact, her mouth just dropped open when she saw that sexy anger there. It sort of made her feel good. Seeing her lover all pissed off about their interrupted unofficial honeymoon.

"MOOOOOTTTTHHHHEERRRR!!!!"

~~~~Now~~~~

"Amy, is pretty damn scary when she's mad"

"Uh, Luce?"

"Yeah?"

"Then why are you smiling like that?"

"She's hot"

"...Uh"

"Really, with those molten eyes, and that angry tense to her jawline. Makes me want to lick it a-"

"EW! Stop it!!!"

"You turned into Janet..."

"No!"

"Love is harder than crime Scud, you gotta fight not to be turned into a woman"

"You used my quote!!! ... and you twisted it all up!!!"

"Open to loooooove~"

"LUCY!!!"

~~~~Then~~~~

After Amy's eruption, her mother had just waved it off. God, her mother pissed her off. Really, it was just that way she did evil things just to get what she wanted. Actually, now that she thought about it... She turned and looked at Lucy. Someone else did the same thing, but at least Lucy did it in a very sexy cute way.

The regularly calm debonaire badass master criminal looked pretty tense right then though, glancing this way and that at the tidy ordinary home. When Amy introduced her to her father though, it went much better than with her mother. That was sort of expected. Her Dad just wasn't as difficult...

THIS man reminded her of Amy. He was tall with sandy blond hair that was just starting to whiten at the temples. Deep blue eyes, and a very friendly personality. He even hugged her, which kinda really freaked her out, but hey, better than disdain, right? Amy seemed to like her dad too. It was just the easy way they interracted that clued her into it.

Finally the moment she was waiting for... IT ARRIVED!!!

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"You two girls really don't mind sharing a room?"

"Mmm, no mama, it's fine" Amy smiled a bit nervously, picking up one of her bags and turning to Lucy. "Ready to see my room?"

"Oh, i've been ready the whole time"

Amy flushed a deep red, looking quickly to make sure her mother hadn't noticed anything. She frowned at Lucy and waved a bit.

"I'll show her up myself"

At her mother's nod, she hopped up the stairs, a grinning lucy behind her.

Hmmmmmm stairs.... She watched Amy's ass bounce in front of her face again. This was the second time she'd been mesmerized by Amy going up stairs. She really had to make sure their house had a staircase... Yeah, a realllllly tall staircase.

"Okay! So this is it!"

Lucy looked up at Amy's voice. The blonde didn't seem to notice her staring this time, which worked out fine for her. Finally she turned to what Amy was trying to show her. Looking at the room, Lucy managed not to laugh for a whole .09 of a second.

"Hey, what's so funny?", Amy spoke in a hushed tone, lightly elbowing the chuckling brunette next to her.

"It's so blue!!!!! and CLEAN!!! You must have never had any fun as a kid!"

"Wha???!?", Amy quickly grew into fiesty mode. "I did too have fun! Just because my room isn't as colorful and dirty as yours doesn't mean I was a boring person!"

"Oh hey! No reason to get insulted! It just looks just like the DEBS room did. I thought blue might have been protocol or something, not your preferance."

"No... It's just my favorite color."

"Ah, well..." Lucy's tone got low, and more than a little sultry, the darkly dressed woman advancing on the still pouting blonde. "We could have fun in your room... You know, just to prove to me that you do have fun in here."

Amy's eyes darkened when the bedroom door was shut behind them. The things Lucy had been carrying were set down on the floor, and she was still advancing. Amy just swallowed, backing up as Lucy took her bags and set them down too.

"The bed looks pretty small, DEB. Looks like we'll have to stay real close the whole time"

Just when the back of Amy's knees touched her bed, and Lucy's lean arm wrapped around her waist, she heard her mother...

"DINNER IS READY!!!!!!!"

~~~~End of Chapter~~~~