May the Force be with Ya'll

TITLE: May the Force be with Ya’ll
AUTHOR: Schmootika
RATING: R and at times NC-17
SUMMARY: A humorous tale of a group of girlfriends on their weekend retreat.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in the Star Wars universe. I make no money from the stories I write.


PART V

Wiggling down Vader’s body, Renee came to rest with her legs on either side of his hips. She licked her lips as she looked down on him and saw his rock hard member twitching between her thighs. Bonnie giggled and threw a leg over his chest as she placed her hands on his shoulders. Vader gazed into Bonnie’s eyes and grabbed her hips to move her closer to his hungry mouth.

As he slid her up, Bonnie felt invisible hands lifting her body until she was straddling his face. His blue eyes sparkled as he raised his head to lick her soft folds. Bonnie moaned and sighed as he nibbled and slurped. Vader’s eyes flew open and he groaned against Bonnie as Renee slid herself down on him. Renee gasped as she slowly impaled herself on his enormous member. Bonnie writhed against Vader as he sought out her sweet spot with his nimble fingers and agile tongue.

The sounds of groans, moans and wet slurping filled the room as the two girls rode Vader for all he was worth. Bonnie threw her head back and growled as she came hard. She heard Renee grunt and felt her friend’s sweat soaked hair lash at her back as Renee climaxed. They were soon followed by Vader as he arched his head back, thrust deep into Renee and cried out.

Collapsing in a sweaty pile, they tried to catch their breath. Bonnie curled up against Vader on his right side and placed her head on his chest. “Damn, that was fun!” Bonnie sighed as she kissed and tongued his nipples.

Renee settled against him on the left and said as she panted, “Yep. Save a horse, ride a Sith Lord.” Renee smacked Vader on his thigh and the girls giggled and both squirmed up Vader’s slick body to kiss him. Renee inhaled deeply and smelt a combination of Vader’s musky scent, her own and that of her friend’s. She smiled contently and rested her head on his shoulder.

Bonnie fell asleep first, curled up against Vader’s arm. Renee felt Vader relax and heard a slight snore, although she could not tell which one it came from. She sighed as she stood up and looked at the naked Sith Lord with her friend curled up in her bed. It was a very nice sight but it still didn’t seem real.

Renee walked into the bathroom to freshen up and grab a robe. She then wandered into the kitchen to get some water. All that whiskey can really dry a girl out and she didn’t want to wake up later with a hangover. As she turned to retrieve the pitcher of ice water from the fridge, she damn near dropped it as she closed the door and saw Vader standing in front of her, smiling. “Damnit! You scared the shit outta me,” Renee growled as she held her chest, Vader’s quick reflexes grabbing the pitcher.

“Sorry. I did not mean to frighten you,” Vader said as he moved closer to Renee. Looking him over, she was quite pleased that he was still naked.

“That’s ok sweetie,” she purred and she let a finger stroke down his board chest. “You want some?” asked Renee as went to the cabinet to get a glass. She grabbed the pitcher from him and filled the glass.

As she handed it to Vader, he looked at her suspiciously as he took the glass and sniffed the contents. Renee laughed, “It’s just water.” He gulped down the ice cold water as Renee moved past him to retrieve another glass. Vader sat the glass on the counter and quickly pressed himself against Renee’s back, pinning her to the counter.

She asked in a husky voice, “Is there something else I can do for you?” Vader moaned as he ground himself against her and said in a low, deep voice, “Yes, my lady, there is something,” he paused as he lowered the shoulder of her gown and nibbled at her neck, “you may do for me.” His breath was hot on Renee’s skin and there was still a hint of whiskey wafting from him as he started to grind against her.

Vader pushed her gown down and ran his hands up her hips to her breasts. Renee moaned as he pinched her hardened nipples and sank his teeth into the spot on her neck that drove her crazy. “Damn boy,” she sighed as one of his hands moved lower to finger her wet folds. “I am no boy,” he grunted as he thrust two fingers inside her. Moaning against him as he rubbed his hard member against her backside she said, “Yes Sir.”

Leaving her wetness, he placed both of his hands on her shoulders and quickly spun her around to face him. He devoured her mouth in a blistering kiss that left her breathless. Renee reached around , grabbed him firmly and tried to angle him to thrust inside her, but he pulled away with a devilish grin on his face.

“Come with me,” he grunted as he grabbed her hand and let her down the hallway to the bedroom. Holding a finger to his lips, he quietly went into the room and came back out with the bottle of whiskey in his hand. Grabbing her hand again, he let her back to the kitchen and lifted her up to sit her on the counter.

With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, he opened the bottle and poured some of the brown liquid onto Renee’s chest letting it flow over her naked body. Placing the bottle on the counter he said, “I wanted a southern shooter.” He leaned over her and licked the whiskey from her chest. “Oh, hell yeah!” Renee gasped as his mouth went lower, sucking all the twangy whiskey off her body. Finally he was between her legs, licking and sucking at her wetness as she squirmed against him.

Rising up from her legs, he licked his lips and said, “Damn, that was good.” Renee looked at him and giggled as he bit his lower lip and moved in close to wrap his hands in her hair. “There are many southern delights for you to enjoy, sweetie,” she whispered to him as she kissed those sweet, full lips.

As their kiss deepened, he pushed himself between her legs and thrust into her wet core. Renee gasped and held on tightly as they started to move in unison. She did not take her eyes off his as she rode the waves of pleasure to their summit. She howled and called out his name as she came, shuttering against him and contracting around him. He gripped her tightly as he exploded inside her, burying his face in her shoulder as he twitched deep inside her.

As they caught their breath, Vader pulled away from her and ran his fingers through her hair. “I think I like this, hospitality,” he said with a smirk on his face. “I bet you do,” Renee replied as she kissed him gently. “Let’s get back to bed before we’re missed,” she said as she grabbed his hand and took him back to the bedroom.

Bonnie was snoring loudly and clutching her pillow. Vader slid in bed beside her and she cuddled up next to him with a grunt. Renee giggled as he held out his hand to her and she joined them, snuggling tightly against Vader as they all passed out into a peaceful sleep.

Renee awoke with a start, she wasn’t sure if she dreamed what happened last night or if it was real. She rolled over and saw Bonnie still passed out cold and wondered if it was just her imagination. Getting out of bed, she wandered down the hallway to the bathroom and heard sounds of the shower running. A large smile came over her face when it hit her that there just might be a naked Sith Lord in her shower. She bounced into the bathroom and stepped into the shower to find she was right. Vader looked at her and smiled as he held out his hand to her.

“Good Morning,” he said as he wrapped his arms around her and kissed her soundly. “Mornin’, good lookin’,” Renee replied as she wiggled against his soapy body. “Your friend sleeps very soundly,” he stated as he leaned back to let the water flow across him.

‘What a pretty sight. Damn, am I one lucky bitch or what?’, Renee thought as she picked up the soap. “Yeah, she sleeps likes the dead. Especially when there’s alcohol involved,” she giggled.

When the shower was over, Renee asked, “You hungry, sweetie?”

Vader raised an eyebrow at her as he retrieved his pants and said, “You really should call me by my correct name, sweetie. And yes, I am hungry.”

Renee stood up straight as his words washed over her. She did her best bow and replied in an extreme drawl, “Why, yes, my Lord. What doest thou require?”

Vader moved quickly to her and grabbed her harshly by the arms. “You should not try my patience. Fooling me last night was the only time that will happen,” he growled at her as his eyes turned dark.

“I thought you enjoyed yourself, my Lord. It did seem like you had a good time,” Renee replied through clinched teeth.

Vader released her as he gathered up the rest of his clothing. Renee moved to kneel in front of him as she said, humbly, “I only wanted you to stay and have some fun. I did not mean to trick you.”

Vader’s eyes softened and he stroked her hair as he said, “I have a mission to complete. My master will be angry with me if do not return soon. I will not harm you but I can not stay any longer. And yes, I did have fun.”

There was a tone of sadness in his voice as he gathered Renee up in his arms and kissed her gently on the cheek. Bonnie came stumbling out of the bedroom and looked at them through blurry eyes. “Did I have fun?” she said as she yawned.

Renee and Vader chuckled as they replied in unison, “Yep.” Renee looked at Vader with wide eyes and laughed as she said, “a little bit of the south is rubbing off on you Lord Vader.”

He leaned in close to Renee and whispered, “I would like to rub a little more,” as his hands roamed over her body. Renee roared with laughter and kissed him firmly before turning to her friend.

“All right, chickie. Where did you hide the device?” Renee snorted as she walked towards Bonnie.

Bonnie yawned, “The what? Oh yeah, it’s under the couch cushion.” Bonnie shuffled off to the bathroom as Renee went to grab the device.

Vader followed Renee into the living room. She lifted the cushion and with must hesitation, handed the device to Vader. He looked at her with a bit of sorrow in his eyes. Renee turned away, but as she passed him she asked, “You still hungry, sweetie?”

Vader snickered as he replied, “Yes, sweetie.”

Renee left him to tend to breakfast and heard a few beeps and clicks from the living room. Once breakfast was ready, the three of them sat down to feast. Bonnie’s eyes finally opened all the way after her third cup of coffee. Renee rose to clear the table and Bonnie said, “I’ll handle the dishes.” Bonnie dismissed her with a wave of her hand and Renee did not resist.

Vader took her by the hand and led her to the front door. “I must go. Thank you for a very interesting stay,” he said as he hugged her tightly and kissed her. “You keep this. I have modified it so it will only pick up my signals. And you do not need to hold it to make it work. Just press this button and it will stay on till it is pressed again.”

Vader grinned widely as he said, “I may wish to have some more hospitality and I need a way to contact you.”

Renee smiled as she held the device. “I will be more than willing to show you every aspect of southern hospitality, sweetie….uh, I mean , my Lord.”

“Very well, sweetie,” Vader replied as she kissed her again.

Bonnie came into the living room and said, “So you leavin’ us darlin’?”

“Yes. It is time for me to go,” Vader said with a smile.

Renee looked into those piercing blue eyes once more and said, “May the Force be with you, my Lord.”

Vader laughed as he said, “May the Force be with ya’ll.”

With that, Vader opened the door and left the two girls. Bonnie saw Renee holding the device and said, “All that shit for this damned thang and he didn’t even take it with him.”

Renee grinned as she replied, “Yeah, he left it for us so we can contact him.”

Bonnie raised her eyebrows as she said, “Really? Ain’t that cool?”

“Yeah, very cool indeed,” Renee said as she smiled and walked to her bedroom to place the device on her jewelry box.

Bonnie settled down to watch some TV as Renee started fiddling with her computer. Hearing pants and moans coming from the other room, Bonnie went in to investigate. She saw Renee working on a video at the computer but she heard her own voice. “Whatcha doin’?” Bonnie asked as she pulled up a chair next to Renee.

“Editing video,” Renee replied calmly as she hit a few more buttons on the computer. “Wanna see?”, she asked as she hit the play button.

Bonnie was stunned to see herself and Renee dancing before Vader. “Wait a fuckin’ minute. When did you have time to do this?” Bonnie asked, slightly stunned.

“Remember when I turned on the music? There was a small camera beside the jam box and I just turned it on as well. I mean, come on, how many times do I get a chance to catch a Sith Lord on video?” Renee replied as she grinned.

“You’re not gonna put this on the net, are ya?” Bonnie asked as she licked her lips and watched herself crawling over Vader’s lean, toned body.

“Hell no! This is for my personal collection,” Renee replied as she remained focused on the screen.

“Can I have a copy?” Bonnie asked as she wiped her mouth.

Renee giggled as she said, “Sure, I’ll burn you one.”

Renee jumped when she heard the chime of the holoprojector. Bonnie looked at her with wide eyes and asked, “Are you gonna answer that?”

Renee smiled and nodded as she went into the bedroom and closed the door.