Must Be Karma

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Last chapter: Amy and Lucy are settling into their new retreat when Amy's mother calls at a bad time. Amy being the nervous person she is, lies to her mom about her relationship, effectively pissing the ex-criminal mastermind off. Amy is forgiven pretty shortly and they set off!!! The first meeting with Amy's mom is a little awkward, but that isn't too bad, right? Although... once they start to settle in, Lucy is interrupted from fun once AGAIN, so maybe she really IS evil?

~~~~Once upon a time not so long ago [Then]~~~~

Lucy and Amy blinked at each other. It sort of took awhile for 'Dinners ready' to penetrate their brains, but when it did, Lucy let off a long moan of dispair.Why was this happening to her anyway?? Amy looked so... delicious, even if she did look like she was trying not to laugh at the brunettes sulking expression.

"Oh, come on Lucy. It would have been weird to do anything just then anyway", Amy spoke quietly, kissing Lucy's pout innocently before she started attempting to move out of the way. "My mother's psychic. She'd have known."

Oh nooo way. She wasn't having that. The blonde laughed while Lucy pulled her in closer, moaning again as she refused to let go. She was hers, this wasn't fair, and she wasn't going ANYWHERE! Lucy almost growled when she heard... Uh, Mrs.Bradshaw ... she still didn't know what to call her... Yelling from downstairs again.

"JUST A MINUTE MAMA!!!!! Let go, Lucy. Stop whining so much"

The whiner frowned, nuzzling a paler neck.

"I'll build a psychic disrupter thing, and... I'm not whining! It isn't fair that we keep getting interrupted like this. I wanted to spend time alone with you." Lucy murmered, her voice still holding massive amounts of sulk. "That was the plan anyway. We were SUPPOSED to be in Greece right now, with you stretched out across our bed, begging me~"

Amy couldn't supress the light shiver that coursed through her body, but she could still get what she wanted, even if she was distracted. It was, afterall, Lucy just being... Lucy! How did she make her react this way with just a touch of arrogance in her voice, and a slight smile on her soft lips? Since Amy herself didn't have a plan, she made one up as she went.

Lucy on the otherhand was pretty sure she'd won this little battle. She could probably talk Amy into coming home, yeah. Well, not home exactly, but somewhere that wasn't here. Someplace like fucking Greece, with a big fucking bed, with big fucking pillows, and warm fucking sheets, and lots of fucking fucking... and a lot less fucking blue! Who could blame her for being pretty happy with her first VICTORY? She loved this woman. Nothing wrong with loving her young supple body too.

It was right about then that the infamous Lucy Diamond was taken down. Suddenly she felt Amy's fingers lightly scraping the nape of her neck, and a hot black jean clad thigh carressing her own as a leg slid around her, trapping her against Amy's body.

"It's been a really long time since I've..."

Oh fuck, even Amy's voice was hot. Lucy's body suddenly felt a few degrees too warm. Sure Amy had kissed her, but she'd never...

"Had my mother's home cooked meal"

Huh?

The brunette barely had time to think before Amy slipped around her, using that leg she'd wrapped around hers to spin them, putting herself in the better position. So here she was laying on a teenage Amy's blue bedspread, staring at the blue ceiling, with her mouth gaping open like a fish. While her TRICKY UNDERHANDED GIRLFRIEND DASHED AWAY!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL!?

~~~~Now~~~~

Police officer Charles Brady was almost done for his shift. Not a lot of people liked Road patrol officers, but it was a good job. He kept the crazies off the road, made sure people were safe. It was gratifying, but every now and then he had to do something that wasn't really 'needed'. It was the law though.

When he drove by the caddy, he just had to admire it. Fine piece of machinery. 1959 Caddilac Coupe DeVille?? It was then though that he noticed the fogged windows... and the slight rocking of the vehicle.

He let out a sigh, pulling his patrol vehicle in behind it.

Teenagers

~~~~The Love mobile/Sky mobile~~~~

"AHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OW OW OW OW OW OW OWOWOWOOWOWOW!!!! WAIT STOPPIT!!!!!!"

Scud was getting it!!! Lucy had hopped over the center panel, and started a mad fight. Every now and then she'd get a punch in on his jaw, or some pointless body part, while Scud just screamed repeatedly, swinging his limbs around wildly over loud cursing, and muffled ramblings.

"Get opphhhhh mmMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T FORGET I'M THE BOSS!!!!"

"TYRANT!!!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!?! I'M MISUNDERSTOOD!!!!"

"HITLER!!!!"

"I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!!"

"SADDDAAAAAAAM"

"SCUUUUUUD!!!"

The car was shaking back and forth as the two kept struggling. Scud in an attempt to get away, and Lucy in an angry temperamental fit. In truth? They hadn't done this since they were teenagers, but back then, it'd been pretty common for them to have this type of fight. Not that either of them were thinking on the good old days when Lucy firmly straddled Scud's hips and started scrabbling to choke him.

Knock knock knock

Both looked up at the window... Lucy and Scud's jaw dropped. In fact, they both stayed dropped too, even as Scud rolled the window down.

"Uh... Hey... Officer"

"Aren't you two a little old for this??"

Lucy blinked, "A little old for w-... Wait... Waaaaaiiiit a minute!!!! You think we were.... WAIT!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA HERE!!!"

"Riiiiight"

"NO, YOU REALLY DO!!!!", Scud suddenly spoke up too, pushing Lucy's arm's down from around his neck.

"You two are going to have to come with me."

"You're fucking kidding me right!? I'M A LESBIAN!!!!"

"I've heard that one before"

Lucy just groaned, dropping her forehead onto Scud's chest. How does one explain THIS to Amy???

~~~~After Team Diamond was finally captured for the first time by the authorities [Lame way to be caught]~~~~~

"This is retarded... At least they don't know it's us. What kind of fake name is Jordana Brewster anyway??", Scud glanced over at Lucy.

The brunette frowned at him. She was sitting far back on their cot, her legs tucked to her chest, and her back to the wall. At the very least only the two of them were here this early in the day...

"I mean you've used that one for years, but I always kinda wondered..."

"I just like it, okay? Jordana, sounds kinda exotic right?? Brewster was the name of the thing I was drinking when I made up the identity... Well, why is yours Simpson?"

"I was watching the show!!!"

"You don't even like that show..."

"So???"

"Well, whatever. If they get a single scratch on my baby, I'm fucking taking 'em down!"

"...Right... Well, we're here with nothing to do until we can get ahold of Amy so... ready to keep telling me the story?"

"After all thi-... FINE! Whatever, may as well, but if I'm already in jail, you better not piss me off, or I'll just fucking kill you. Jail on my goddamn anniversary-" Lucy trailed off.

"... Lots of killing"

"Huh?"

"Nothing!"

"Whatever... So I went downstairs, and the meal was going pretty good, except Amy kept laughing at me under her breath! She's much less of a goody once you get to know her. It's cute. I was really sure we'd get to leave soon, but then, you know..."

~~~~Then~~~~

"Oh yeah, so I remember telling her that her shirt was see-through. She'd been walking around like that all day, I don't think that girl every spoke to me again", Amy's father, who she'd found out was named Nikki, although her mother always called him Nik grinned as he finished off the story.

The guy was cool. She'd actually spent a lot of the time during dinner matching wits with him over cars. He supposedly drove an old school black Dodge Charger, and had even promised to let her take it for a spin. Who could beat that coolness?? He was smart, and had an easygoing way about him. In fact, talking to him, she learned a lot about Amy too.

Amy was in fact, ALWAYS perfect. Straight A's, model kid, and well behaved, but it seemed she'd had a few odd streaks. Like when she'd painted her entire room blue to piss her mom off because the elder had wanted it forest green, and she seemed to be into a lot of underground rock bands that even she hadn't heard a lot of. Weird old stuff too... In fact, her dad had even ratted her out that she'd listened to Nina Hagen as a kid. Now THAT was rare.

Amy had just blushed and pushed her vegetables across her plate while Lucy grinned at her with the 'Aha I know now!' Kind of smile.

Amy's mother wasn't quite so fun though. She sat there disaprovingly glaring at her husband, and occasionally putting in snarky replies. It seemed like he was used to her though, because he just kept plowing through with stories, his smile reminding her a lot of the gorgeous blonde sitting across from her.

"No wonder, you usually tell people when their... you knows, are hanging out, Dad."

"Well what would have been the point in that?"

"Pfffft, HAHA!"

"WELL LET US END THIS INNAPROPRIATE SUBJECT!!!!", Amy's mother interjected. "I have some interesting news for you though, Amy."

"Huh? What is it?", The blonde girl blinked at her mother, trying to ignore Lucy's and her father's snikering.

"Your brother is coming. He heard you were here and is bringing him and his gi-"

"Ooh!! Conrad is staying for awhile too? Uhm... but what abou-"

Nikki was practically beaming when he spoke up. Only Lucy seemed to notice Amy's mother's deep frown.

"So is Lively!!!!"

Ok, now she was in the dark. Mrs.Bradshaw seemed pretty upset, while Amy and Nikki looked like they were going to jump up and down. So she had a brother named Conrad? She'd never even thought to ask... Lucy winced. Okay, so maybe she needed to learn even more about her girl.

"Uhm, What's Lively?"

Nikki just kept grinning while Amy spoke.

"Lively is my big sister. We call her Liv though. It sounds more like a name."

"Oh..." Two siblings?... She mentally winced again.

"Lively Bradshaw the 4th"

"Fourth!?"

"Yeah, it's a family tradition so... That's why she has the weird name."

Nikki made a face before subjecting them to his input, "I didn't like it either, but it grows on yah"

Everyone's eyes darted to Amy's mother when she cleared her throat. The woman had just sat over there emenating waves of something or other that everyone had been ignoring, but it was hard to push her off when she was speaking.

"I really don't want that girl here."

"Oh, come on Mama. Lively's just... Lively."

"She's a raging homosexual is what she is."

Lucy's jaw dropped when she heard THAT. Uhm, okay, maybe she should have been more updated before she came here. Did she know a thing about her girlfriend?! Amy looked pretty damn nervous, but nobody seemed to notice but her. Holy crap, no wonder she hadn't said anything about the lesbianism thing.

Lucy almost sighed in relief when Nikki spoke up.

"Nothing wrong with that. Men are bad news anyway. Besides, you said you wouldn't cause problems S-"

"Hey, don't say that in front of Amy! It's not that I'm homophobic, it just makes me.... uncomfortable..."

Ohhoooo, if only she knew how utterly late she was. Amy was looking pretty pale, and she really didn't like it at all. She kept casting Amy playful winks, and flirty smiles until the blonde eventually smiled back, if only slightly. Lucy didn't even have the slightest clue how much Amy loved her for it right then.

"HEY!", Nikki suddenly spoke louder, raising his fork. "That sort of is slight homopho-... uh, well, anyway. The real problem is we have to make sure Lively doesn't seduce Amy's pretty friend Lucy here."

"Wait wha-?!" Lucy dropped her spoon, eyes widening.

"AHHHH!!!! I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!" Amy hopped out of her chair. Looking horrified. "I'm packing, we're leaving!"

"Right... save your friend from lesbianism!"

Lucy choked on air at THAT.

"MAMA!!! That's it, I'm packing!"

Amy ran off to her room, followed by a brunette who still seemed to be attempting to breathe through all the coughing.

"Well... I really like her" Nikki sipped on his coke a bit.

"Seemed like a nice girl. I bet she'll find a fine husband."

Sure she would. Nikki just smiled a little. If she wasn't madly in love with their daughter.

He hadn't missed Lucy looking at Amy as if she could save her when they'd walked in, and he'd noticed the secret smiles between the two all meal, and he'd certainly not been able to ignore the way Lucy had instantly went to cheering up Amy when his wife's brattyness had come to play.

It was pretty obvious afterall, and by the way Amy had instantly leapt to her defense in the face of overdramatized danger... he was pretty sure his little girl loved her too.

He frowned at his wife... Now he just had to get her head on straight. This little grouch fit of hers for the past 15 years had to end pretty soon because he wanted both his girls in his life, and he was getting the one back, and holding the other one to him...

Well, maybe three daughters. First thing first though, was sneaking out to get a look at that caddy...

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"Amy come on, don't leave over this!"

"Just get your coat", the blonde was muttering as she gathered up the bags. It wasn't very long though until Lucy wrapped her arms around her waist, lowering herself so that she could meet Amy's downward gaze.

"Come on Baby, do you really think I'd go for anyone else?"

"She's very pretty..."

"NO ONE, is as beautiful to me as you", Lucy smiled slightly, kissing the tip of Amy's nose. "I love you."

The taller girl's anger seemed to melt instantly. She sighed, putting the bags down so that she could rest against Lucy's strength.

"Do you promise?"

"Yes, I promise, okay? Do you love me?"

Amy didn't even have to think about that.

"Yes"

"Good"

Just when she was about to kiss her girl, she heard Amy's mother call out again.

"SO NOBODY WANTS DESERT, RIGHT!? AFTER I TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE IT!?"

Her mouth shifted to the right. No fair. Amy just laughed, hugging her quickly before they went to move downstairs.

"Think this is hell?"

"Probably"

~~~~End of THAT chapter~~~~