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Chapter 6
Chapter 6 Safety First One afternoon Mihai Dalca walked into the rather futuristic looking kitchen to find that woman sprawled on the bar table. She looked like she was dead. Mihai adjusted his sunglasses, took a soda can from the fridge that looked like it was built into the wall, and closed the door. The woman twitched and stretched her arms. “Heeeeeeeeeeeeyy ...” She was sleepy. Mihai banged his head on the fridge door once and replied, “Yes?” She didn't even move her head. “Where're you going?” He rubbed one of his eyes. “I'm going shopping. I will purchase many condoms, personal lubrication, and sex toys … and food.” Food was a bit of an afterthought. “Whhyyyyyyyyyyy?” she said with a breathy soft voice. “Because I will throw a sex party in three days.” The woman still didn't move off of the bar table. “Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,” she said in a sleepy attempt at saying okay. “I'll tell Draky.” Mihai knew that this woman was alert even when exhausted, so he trusted her to do that. Hours later, after Mihai had returned with his goods and gone to bed, the sun had gone down. Vlad Dalca went into the kitchen wearing a pair of khaki pants and a white t-shirt. He looked at the woman and fought the urge to poke her with a stick. The woman snapped up into an upright position and grinned at him. Vlad didn't really expect her to just lay there all night, so he wasn't shocked. “Good evening,” he told her. The first thing she said to him was, “Your boy's going to throw a sex party here in three days. I think I'll go kill some people that day. You?” Knowing exactly the sorts of people she liked to go kill, Vlad wasn't alarmed. He shrugged and told her, “I could purchase all the merchandise in a jewelry store. That will never not be amusing, but I imagine that would not take enough time.” She tied her hair in a knot on top of her head, saying, “Admit it, Asshole, you're going to stalk the goth chick.” He held his hands behind his back and gave her is “I'm not amused by you” expression. “Perhaps I want to find gifts for her.” She crossed her legs and leaned back a bit, a thoughtful look on her face. “If you have your way, that girl will wear more jewelry than a Hindu bride, and every day too.” *** Mihai had no need for condoms. STDs were not a concern. He was sterile, unless that … that woman did something about it … and for good reason. There was no need for his kind to reproduce. Still, he didn't want to seem irresponsible. He insisted on using condoms. So when Mihai was on his bed, his legs raised high and his knees closer to his chest, allowing the young man near him to penetrate his anus so deliciously, he made sure the man wore a condom, and of course had lubrication. It was such a delicious squeezing feeling. He would have moaned out loud, but his mouth was blocked by a beautiful black woman pressing her mouth against his, her slick tongue twirling with his. It was so loud in the room, music and moaning and screaming, and laughing. He was pretty sure that someone was fucking this nice black woman from behind, but he wasn't paying enough attention to know if it was a man or a woman with a strap on device, or what. He didn't notice much about what everyone else was doing. There was a man and a woman tangled up near him; he knew that. He just liked the tight invasion, the wet sounds, the way his own penis pulsed and throbbed. Someone was nice enough to stroke it for him, and he really appreciated it. Just a bit more … just a bit more … Someone bit at his ankle. He lost it. He screamed into the lovely woman's mouth. Semen spurted out of him. *** In the dark Lydia thought she heard footsteps and so she turned on her lamp, her head moving like a curious cat looking at an aquarium and unsure what to look at. She investigated her room but she found nothing. She moved to turn off her lamp, but she saw something she knew wasn't hers. Beside the lamp there was a beautiful necklace, in an open case lined with velvet. It was a thick and bold piece, made of either white gold or silver. She didn't know which metal it was. Matching earrings were laid above the necklace, but Lydia barely noticed them. There were so many diamonds, well they looked like diamonds … and there was one huge dangling diamond pendant in the center of the necklace. That rock had to be at least fifteen carats. That was fucking awesome. She wanted to believe it was a present from her father, but really, who in her family could afford a fifteen carat diamond? What if this thing was stolen? Lydia shook her head. How on earth did it get in her room? Well, she could just take the thing to the police station and explain the situation. She should probably tell her parents too. Hey, maybe it was a costume piece, and it really was a present from her father. *** By the time Mihai had kicked everyone out he was drained and happy. He was about to go to sleep when his cell phone rang to let him know he had an email. He noticed it was Prudence, that cute plump girl. So he answered it. Hello Prudence! I'm very tired right now. I'm sorry. I will talk to you tomorrow, but I look forward to it, so please don't think I'm ignoring you. I might ask you out to coffee. ***