Rum And White
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,620
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Get Them Off Me
Title: Get Them Off Me
Ar: Nr: Nita Riddle
A/N: Will has a fear of breasts. Any requests?
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"Jack! Jack! Help! I've been cursed! Bewitched! Bespelled!"
"You look familiar lass, have I commandeered from you before?"
"What?! Jack Turner you-"
"I wonder what I did to deserve that."
"You deserved that slap. It's me Will!"
"Will?! But you are a woman!"
"Exactly!"
"With very nice assets might I add."
"What? Why are you looking at my.... oh! Good god I have breasts!
Get them off me! Get them off me!"
"Calm down Will...can I call you Willow? Itseems wrong to call you
by your name now that you've become the fairer sex."
"But...but...I don't want to be the fairer sex! Ilike my sex! I
like it very much! I want it back and I want you to get these
things off me!"
"Calm down I'm sure we can undo what ever happened to you, my
darling wife."
"......"
"I might have deserved that one."
"What am I going to do until you fix this?!"
"........"
"Mmmmmmmmmm I like that idea....."
Ar: Nr: Nita Riddle
A/N: Will has a fear of breasts. Any requests?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Jack! Jack! Help! I've been cursed! Bewitched! Bespelled!"
"You look familiar lass, have I commandeered from you before?"
"What?! Jack Turner you-"
"I wonder what I did to deserve that."
"You deserved that slap. It's me Will!"
"Will?! But you are a woman!"
"Exactly!"
"With very nice assets might I add."
"What? Why are you looking at my.... oh! Good god I have breasts!
Get them off me! Get them off me!"
"Calm down Will...can I call you Willow? Itseems wrong to call you
by your name now that you've become the fairer sex."
"But...but...I don't want to be the fairer sex! Ilike my sex! I
like it very much! I want it back and I want you to get these
things off me!"
"Calm down I'm sure we can undo what ever happened to you, my
darling wife."
"......"
"I might have deserved that one."
"What am I going to do until you fix this?!"
"........"
"Mmmmmmmmmm I like that idea....."