Rum And White
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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,621
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Take That You... You... Man!
Title: Take That You... You... Man!
Author: Nita Riddle
Feedback: sire_of_angelus@yahoo.com
Summery: It's that time of the month and Will likes to throw things.
A/N: More feedback please! This is dedicated to my bff Lizzie
Anderson who gave me the idea. And tilla & Elaine cause they are
cool with the cont fee feedback! -gives pirates lollies-
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"Are you feeling better Will?"
"......."
"I'll take the sword you just threw at me as a no."
"Go away!"
"Should I send Anamaria back in here?"
"You're a man. You wouldn't understand."
"Come on Will, you've been a woman for a month, nothing you say can
surprise me. Remember it's me love, it's Jack."
"It's my god damned time of the month. I've got cramps, I feel fat,
and I'm highly aroused. What would you know of that?!"
"Surely it can't be that bad."
"Take that you...you...man!"
"........"
"........"
"I think you broke me tooth!"
"Good."
"What the hell possessed you to throw a statue made of solid gold at
my head?!"
"You annoyed me and I feel sick."
"Are you sure you don't want me to send Anamaria in here?"
"Just shut up and give me another bottle of rum."
"......I finally get you to drink something proper and you're a
woman...."
"Laugh it up, Jack, but we'll see how much you'll like it when you
are the woman!"
"Like that's ever going to happen."
"More reason for you to silence yourself and give me the rum."
"...I was drinking that. Oh good, em, enjoy it lass."
".....if you weren't so good in bed, you'd be dead by now."
"As if you could kill the great Captain Ja-
"........"
"I see your point. Would you mind moving the dagger a little to the
left, I don't want you to cut off anything by accident....eunuch's
aren't as much fun to sleep with."
"......."
"Right so, if you'll excuse me, I'll go get you that rum."
"And I want it NOW Jack! Men!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Anamaria, what's wrong with Will?"
"it's that time of the month."
"Oh. God help Jack, he's going to need it."
"What was that noise?!"
"Will must have throw soemthing at Jack. Again."
Author: Nita Riddle
Feedback: sire_of_angelus@yahoo.com
Summery: It's that time of the month and Will likes to throw things.
A/N: More feedback please! This is dedicated to my bff Lizzie
Anderson who gave me the idea. And tilla & Elaine cause they are
cool with the cont fee feedback! -gives pirates lollies-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Are you feeling better Will?"
"......."
"I'll take the sword you just threw at me as a no."
"Go away!"
"Should I send Anamaria back in here?"
"You're a man. You wouldn't understand."
"Come on Will, you've been a woman for a month, nothing you say can
surprise me. Remember it's me love, it's Jack."
"It's my god damned time of the month. I've got cramps, I feel fat,
and I'm highly aroused. What would you know of that?!"
"Surely it can't be that bad."
"Take that you...you...man!"
"........"
"........"
"I think you broke me tooth!"
"Good."
"What the hell possessed you to throw a statue made of solid gold at
my head?!"
"You annoyed me and I feel sick."
"Are you sure you don't want me to send Anamaria in here?"
"Just shut up and give me another bottle of rum."
"......I finally get you to drink something proper and you're a
woman...."
"Laugh it up, Jack, but we'll see how much you'll like it when you
are the woman!"
"Like that's ever going to happen."
"More reason for you to silence yourself and give me the rum."
"...I was drinking that. Oh good, em, enjoy it lass."
".....if you weren't so good in bed, you'd be dead by now."
"As if you could kill the great Captain Ja-
"........"
"I see your point. Would you mind moving the dagger a little to the
left, I don't want you to cut off anything by accident....eunuch's
aren't as much fun to sleep with."
"......."
"Right so, if you'll excuse me, I'll go get you that rum."
"And I want it NOW Jack! Men!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Anamaria, what's wrong with Will?"
"it's that time of the month."
"Oh. God help Jack, he's going to need it."
"What was that noise?!"
"Will must have throw soemthing at Jack. Again."