Teaching Miss Swann

Position 8: Apart and In Love

"Oh god." Jack breathed out, watching Elizabeth dance on him in the moonlight. "So sorry..."

"Shut up." Elizabeth smiled, and moved faster on him. "Jack... Jack... Jack...Jack!"

"Jack?"

Wait, that sounds like Gibbs.

"Jack!"

That is Gibbs! Jack snapped out of his daydream and looked over at his first mate. He wasn't beneath Elizabeth, he was standing at the helm, and Elizabeth was somewhere hating him right now. "Yes, mate, what is it?"

"You okay? You seem far off..."

"I'm fine. Just a lot of things on me mind."

"The girl?"

Jack pouted, and turned to look out at the sea. "Maybe."

"If ye love her, Jack, just say so." Gibbs smirked at Jack's blank expression. He only hid his feelings when he wasn't sure what to do with them. "No one's gonna judge ya, Jack, fer being in love with someone. In fact, I think being in love is the greatest thing ever."

"You've been in love, Joshamee?"

Gibbs shook his head. "Oh, hell no! I'd rather be keelhauled then fall in love."

Jack rolled his eyes and sighed. "Thanks for that, mate. I feel a lot better now."

"That doesn't mean I don't like seeing other people in love. And she makes ye happy, Jack. We've actually been doing honest pirating and getting the fear back in the merchant ships."

"Is that all this is to you? A way to get more gold?"

"No. It's a nice bonus, of course... but as First Mate, it is one of me duties to make the Captain happy. And if a woman so happens to make ye happy, then so be it. Take me advice, Jack-" Gibbs leaned forward, and placed a fatherly hand on his shoulder. "-don't let this one get away."

"Yer being all uncle-ly again. Stop it." Jack smirked.

"Can't help it, Jack, yer one of me kin." Gibbs smiled. He knew, when Jack made a joke and smiled, that he had made up his mind.

He just hoped it was the right choice.

(1)(2)(3)

Elizabeth sat in the little cabin that Gibbs had given her to sleep in. She sighed- she was aroused again, but had no one to help her relieve herself. It was a side effect from being away from Jack- she longed to be near him, to feel him touch her. She wasn't even sure that she was aroused- she just knew that she wanted him around.

A soft knock sounded on the door. Elizabeth wiped her hands on her pants and got up to answer it.

It was Jack. And he was leaning casually against the door frame. He looked trouble, and he spoke softly to her.

"We need to talk."

Elizabeth flushed in anger and went to slam the door. "I have no wish to talk to you."

Jack stuck his foot out and stopped the door. "Then listen."

Elizabeth gave up trying to close the door and walked away huffing. Jack took the oppurtunity and walked in, closing the door gently behind him.

"Elizabeth-"

"Whatever you have to say, I know it already. I was just a bed mate, someone to fuck between ports. I understand. I just fell in love with an asshole."

"Then you do love me?" Jack said with a smile.

Elizabeth turned on him and slapped his face. "I DO NOT! God! You're so infuriating!"

"Infuriating? I'm infuriating? Ye just said that you loved me and then took it back!"

"It's better than what you did." Elizabeth mocked Jack's slurred tone, and waved her arms around like a fairy. "Oh, I'm Jack Sparrow- no, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and I lurve to take advantage of women and then BREAK their HEARTS!"

Jack scowled, then decided to play along. "My name is Elizabeth Swann and I'm a fake! I love to walk around and pretend to be pirate when all I really wanted to do was just run away and play with a poor man's heart."

"Well, if I had to pick between a bottle of rum and saving me best friend, I'd be DRUNK before the can even call for help!" Elizabeth turned to Jack and started screaming into his face.

"It's better then being a wishy washy girl who can't make up her own mind! I certainly don't understand why can't pick between this handsome man, or this one, or this one..."

"Well, maybe if I just got the courage and was actually honest with the person I was seeing, then maybe your decision would have been made!"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"You're such a frilly, selfish LOOSE woman who just jumped into bed with a man and didn't even consider his feelings!"

Elizabeth reddened. "You have no feelings! You were the one that rejected me, not the other way around! And besides..." Elizabeth smirked, and placed her hands on her hips. "...you weren't even all that good."

"What are you talking about, I AM GREAT!"

"Well, you sing your own praises, I thought it might be something enjoyable. I was surely dissapointed. I thought you were a 'man'."

"I AM A MAN!" Jack pointed at her face, and continued to yell. "And let me tell you, I have bedded more beautiful woman before I did you! You think you're so great, with your pointy hips and your small boobs?"

"Small? I didn't hear you complain last week about them! And if anything is small, it's YOU!" Elizabeth stepped close to Jack, speaking in a whisper. "You want to know how many times one of your crew members just whips it out and relieves himself over the railing, in front of me, no less? So believe me when I tell you, I am NOT impressed."

"Hey, you don't call my thing small!"

"Small. Tiny. Little. Puny- shall I go on?"

"Whore!"

"Prick!"

"Bitch!"

"Asshole!"

Jack grabbed he shoulders roughly and pulled her into a bruising kiss. Elizabeth laid her hands on his chest and pulled away. Her face was the reddest Jack had ever seen, and couldn't help but feel aroused.

"Why did you do that?" Elizabeth spat, wiping her mouth.

"It felt right at the time!" Jack screamed back, moving to be at the other side of the room. If he didn't put distance between him and the alluring witch, he would pounce on her and shag her until she couldn't remember her own name.

"Oh, there you go again! Thinking with your tiny cock and not your brain!"

"Lizzie, YOU ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT!" Jack pushed himself off of the wall and began to slowly stomp towards her. "You have crawled into my heart so far that my brain can't even function anymore!"

Elizabeth scoffed. "That doesn't even make any sense! But then again, you were only born with half a brain, so it's really no shock at a-"

She was cut off by another kiss. This time, there was something different about the kiss. It was as if Jack was trying to tell her something that he couldn't say in words. She let him talk, his lips moving slowly over hers and she kissed him back. When they pulled apart, Elizabeth was speechless, it was as if Jack had stolen the words right out of her mouth.

"Will ye listen to me now? And not insult my manhood, which is big enough to satisfy anyone?"

Elizabeth nodded. "Yes."

Jack sighed, and brushed back a peice of her hair, and sighed again. "Don't make me say it. I don't want to say it, ye should know how I feel about you now. Words are usless, you say them and they fly in the wind. The most important things can be said without being said at all, and I don't want to have the words fly out of me mouth and disappear forever." He moved his lips so they were barely an inch from hers. "Actions speak louder than words, luv."

Elizabeth wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss. If actions spoke louder than words, than Elizabeth wanted Jack to show her how much he loved her. He lifted her gently and laid her on the bunk, his mouth never leaving his.

Once all the teasing and the shredding of clothes was over, Jack was inside Elizabeth once again. She gasped and moved with him, whispering sweet noth- no. Not sweet nothings. Sweet somethings, that sounded better. She whispered sweet somethings in his ear and smiled when Jack answered her.

"Yer the only one, Lizzie. The only one."

THE END!!

A/N: YES!!! One fic down, next? Hopefully, either The Chinese New Year or Making Maps!