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Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,622
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Clearly You've Never Been To London
Title: Clearly You've Never Been To London
Author: Nita Riddle
Summery: Elizabeth meets Will and makes him change clothes.
A/N: Clearly Will has never been to London. No Jack in this one
but still amusing.
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"Elizabeth, how wonderful it is to see you."
"I'm sorry, have we met?"
"It's me, Will."
"But your...you have.....at least I think...."
"Elizabeth, yes I am a woman and would you mind not looking so
horrified at my clothes, they were the best things I could find to
wear."
"But their men's clothes! You poor thing, come thing me, I'll get
you some proper clothes and you can give me an explination."
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".....so then they made me their shaman but the curse caught up with
me and when I woke i had these things! These horrible things! These
breasts!"
"............"
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I meant no offense Elizabeth."
"Now breathe out, it's time for me to tie this thing."
"wha- ow!!!!!!"
"Don't be a whelp."
"How on earth can you stand this thing! ow!"
"Clearly you've never been to London."
"Ow! Clearly, ouch!"
"Just be thankful it's not a corset."
"Are they bad?"
"Positively demonic. And decorated."
"Sounds dreadful."
"So what have you been up to since the honeymoon."
"Rading ships, mocking Norrington, invoking fear in heart of Jack,
terrorizing the Black Pearl, you understand, the usual."
"By the way, where is the maniac?"
"Most likely off taking candy from shops and giving it to children
while pretending to be killing them. Oh and don't forget attempting
to walk properly when he bloody well knows he can't."
"Ah. Well, on other news, I'm expecting my first child. I sent the
letter out but I wasn't sure you received it."
"That's wonderful!"
"And I want you to be the godfather. Or perhaps godmother. how
long is the curse going to last?"
"That is such an honor! I would love to do it. And really have no
idea. So whom do you want as the godmother?"
"Jack."
"You do understand the full consequences of your actions..."
"I do...oh did you hear that? Edmund's home."
"........
\
"Hello Elizabeth, who is your lovely friend."
"You think I'm lovely?"
"I hardly think it's proper but, yes, if you insist, you are quite
the charming beauty."
"I'll be sure to tell Captain Jack Turner that."
"What?!"
"It's me William Turner."
"But your...but you...and you have...."
"........"
"........"
"........"
".......I can't believe he fainted."
"I would have thought your husband would have handled it better."
"oh well, tea?"
"Of course."
Author: Nita Riddle
Summery: Elizabeth meets Will and makes him change clothes.
A/N: Clearly Will has never been to London. No Jack in this one
but still amusing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Elizabeth, how wonderful it is to see you."
"I'm sorry, have we met?"
"It's me, Will."
"But your...you have.....at least I think...."
"Elizabeth, yes I am a woman and would you mind not looking so
horrified at my clothes, they were the best things I could find to
wear."
"But their men's clothes! You poor thing, come thing me, I'll get
you some proper clothes and you can give me an explination."
----------------------
".....so then they made me their shaman but the curse caught up with
me and when I woke i had these things! These horrible things! These
breasts!"
"............"
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I meant no offense Elizabeth."
"Now breathe out, it's time for me to tie this thing."
"wha- ow!!!!!!"
"Don't be a whelp."
"How on earth can you stand this thing! ow!"
"Clearly you've never been to London."
"Ow! Clearly, ouch!"
"Just be thankful it's not a corset."
"Are they bad?"
"Positively demonic. And decorated."
"Sounds dreadful."
"So what have you been up to since the honeymoon."
"Rading ships, mocking Norrington, invoking fear in heart of Jack,
terrorizing the Black Pearl, you understand, the usual."
"By the way, where is the maniac?"
"Most likely off taking candy from shops and giving it to children
while pretending to be killing them. Oh and don't forget attempting
to walk properly when he bloody well knows he can't."
"Ah. Well, on other news, I'm expecting my first child. I sent the
letter out but I wasn't sure you received it."
"That's wonderful!"
"And I want you to be the godfather. Or perhaps godmother. how
long is the curse going to last?"
"That is such an honor! I would love to do it. And really have no
idea. So whom do you want as the godmother?"
"Jack."
"You do understand the full consequences of your actions..."
"I do...oh did you hear that? Edmund's home."
"........
\
"Hello Elizabeth, who is your lovely friend."
"You think I'm lovely?"
"I hardly think it's proper but, yes, if you insist, you are quite
the charming beauty."
"I'll be sure to tell Captain Jack Turner that."
"What?!"
"It's me William Turner."
"But your...but you...and you have...."
"........"
"........"
"........"
".......I can't believe he fainted."
"I would have thought your husband would have handled it better."
"oh well, tea?"
"Of course."