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Category:
Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
2,623
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Is That IT?!
Title: Is That It?
Author: Nita Riddle
Warnings: A certain situation is describe in the following fic
involving a six year old's body and his hand. None of the following
characters were ever involved with any type of sexual harrassment.
i think.
Summery: Jack wants to tell Jon about a new addition to the family
but I can honestly say, this in noway involves M Preg. it's only
written to make you think it is. Sort of.
A/N: I was 'imspired' by a fic i read a few months ago in the HP
uiniverse. I hope you like it
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"Jon, sit down I want to talk to you. Father to son."
"What happened?! Is Mother hurt? Where's Willow?!"
"Relax Jon, they are fine. I wanted to talk to you about something
else."
"oh no...."
"Jon, do you get lonely sometimes on the Black Pearl without
other.... boys to play with?"
"Father... does this have anything to do with what happened last
time we went to Tortuga because, I swear, I can explain why I had my
hand near his nether regions! Really! He was showing me a tatto!"
".................what are you talking about?"
"Nothing. Can you get on with it and tell me what you wantto tell
me?"
"Alright but, I'm having a talk with you about that later."
"Yes father."
"Look, I don't want you to feel like we are ignoring you. It's
quite the opposite. We want to mke you feel better."
"What?"
"In fact,consider it an early birthday present."
"But my birthday isn't for nine months."
"Exactly."
"Your mother and I well, we did some things that can't be undone,and
well, we are going to have a new addition to the family."
".....we are?"
"Yes. Isn't it wonderful? Any questions?"
"When is this...addition comming?"
"Oh it's already here."
"HOW?!"
's 's in your room."
"oh christ."
"You wanna go look at him?"
"....fine."
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"A hamster."
"What about him?"
"You got me a hamster."
"Aye."
"Is that it?"
"Aye, what did you think it was? A goat?"
"Oh nothing. I just thought you were going to tell me you got
Mother pregnant again."
"..........."
"Where do babies come from any ways?"
"Jon, you are six years old....why don't I tell you when you turn
30, eh?"
Author: Nita Riddle
Warnings: A certain situation is describe in the following fic
involving a six year old's body and his hand. None of the following
characters were ever involved with any type of sexual harrassment.
i think.
Summery: Jack wants to tell Jon about a new addition to the family
but I can honestly say, this in noway involves M Preg. it's only
written to make you think it is. Sort of.
A/N: I was 'imspired' by a fic i read a few months ago in the HP
uiniverse. I hope you like it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Jon, sit down I want to talk to you. Father to son."
"What happened?! Is Mother hurt? Where's Willow?!"
"Relax Jon, they are fine. I wanted to talk to you about something
else."
"oh no...."
"Jon, do you get lonely sometimes on the Black Pearl without
other.... boys to play with?"
"Father... does this have anything to do with what happened last
time we went to Tortuga because, I swear, I can explain why I had my
hand near his nether regions! Really! He was showing me a tatto!"
".................what are you talking about?"
"Nothing. Can you get on with it and tell me what you wantto tell
me?"
"Alright but, I'm having a talk with you about that later."
"Yes father."
"Look, I don't want you to feel like we are ignoring you. It's
quite the opposite. We want to mke you feel better."
"What?"
"In fact,consider it an early birthday present."
"But my birthday isn't for nine months."
"Exactly."
"Your mother and I well, we did some things that can't be undone,and
well, we are going to have a new addition to the family."
".....we are?"
"Yes. Isn't it wonderful? Any questions?"
"When is this...addition comming?"
"Oh it's already here."
"HOW?!"
's 's in your room."
"oh christ."
"You wanna go look at him?"
"....fine."
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"A hamster."
"What about him?"
"You got me a hamster."
"Aye."
"Is that it?"
"Aye, what did you think it was? A goat?"
"Oh nothing. I just thought you were going to tell me you got
Mother pregnant again."
"..........."
"Where do babies come from any ways?"
"Jon, you are six years old....why don't I tell you when you turn
30, eh?"