Three's Not Always A Crowd

Title: Three’s Not Always A Crowd

Author: Lydia NightShade

Pairing: Jack/Will/Elizabeth

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: It’s a threesome…there will be Het and Slash.

Archive: If I posted it on your list than you may archive it…anywhere else please ask.

Summary: Yay! Hmmm... how about Jack/Will/Elizabeth, as smutty as you can get it? ;)

Disclaimer: I don’t own them I never will…I’m just more hungover than Jebus after Good Friday…although come on! If ever there was a threesome begging to be made! Dirty mouse….

Feedback: I don’t think it will help my hangover so I don’t much care at this point but I know I’ll enjoy it later!

Beta: me… so expect mistakes and if you find any…. Ignore them because I don’t care!

Author’s Notes: This is for Eiluned Istalindir because she also guessed correctly that Pog Mo Thoians ans Kiss My Ass! That was her e-mail response in the summary. I’m trying! If y’all like this thank NIN. I’m listening to Closer… gets me in the mood… oh baby! Ahahahahahahahaaa! I’m so tired….

Author’s Notes 2: I wrote this while extremely hungover so expect some bad humor and just.... I don't know I just felt that was important to inform you of so you have an idea of what you're in for. I proof read it sober though!



Jack strolled down the passageway of thack ack Pearl it had been three months since he agreed to let Will and Elizabeth celebrate their honeymoon by sailing with him (humor me). He had to admit that Elizabeth was a fine looking woman. Her wavy blonde locks only accentuated her warm chocolate eyes and tiny waist. Truly she was a magnificent piece of craftsmanship. And what a rack! Sp Speaking of chocolate eyes…there was another set that /also/ made Jack’s libido stand at attention and salute. Only these eyes had silky brown curls, slightly sun kissed, attached to a lithe, firm, muscular body. Will was molded just as well as his swords. Swords. Jack wouldn’t mind playing with Will’s /sword/. He smiled to himself at the ridiculous hungover joke and made his way back to his cabin. He opened the door and fumbled with the lousy darkness.

“Damn slowed reflexes,” he mumbled as he finally managed to find his oil lamp. He even managed to light the damn thing but it was all for naught because as soon as he illuminated the room he found a very naked Elizabeth lying on his bed, one leg falling to the floor the other bent at the knee. Her hair was down and she was leisurely sucking on her index finger.

“About time you got back my Captain…I was getting so lonely,” she purred seductively.

~CRASH~

Jack dropped the lamp. He cursed loudly and stamped out the flames. He grumbled as he heard Elizabeth laughing and he decided candles would be better anyway. Once he had some strategically placed around the room he looked back to his bed to make sure he had seen correctly. Sure enough there was a nakey Elizabeth spread-eagle on his bed giving him a come hither stare!

“Well shit,” he laughed. “Hell if I’m gonna waste this opportunity,” he mused as he practically ran to the bed. He placed himself betwixt her legs and started to kiss her passionately. Their tongues battled for dominance, sliding against one another and diving into the others mouth. Elizabeth wrapped her legs around Jack’s waist and pulled him down to the bed. She then rolled them so that she was on top, a triumphant smirk on her face. She ripped Jack’s shirt open ran her tongue up his torso biting his lower lip before leaning back to grind her hips down on Jack’s ever growing erection.

Jack slid his hands up her thighs and her sides finally resting on her ample bosom. He rubbed her nipples with his thumbs before leaning up to suck on one. Elizabeth moaned and twisted her hand in Jack’s jeweled dreads. She was already getting wet. She pulled Jack up and kissed him again as he massaged her heaving breasts. She yanked his shirt off his shoulders pinning his arms at his sides. Jack should have known she’d be so dominant in the sack…she was in everything else.

“We have unfinished business /Captain/,” she hissed, pulling Jack’s head back by his hair. She sucked on his neck forcing the blood caplets to burst and leave a rather naughty calling card. Jack was harder than a teenager in a porn store…whatever that was! “You aren’t going to pass out on me this time,” she commanded as she started violently undoing Jack’s breeches.

“Jesus woman! You’re even more forceful than Ana Maria!” he gasped as his throbbing cock was squeezed in Elizabeth’s manicured hand.

“She’s quite the lover too,” Elizabeth smirked, running her tongue over her top lip and enjoying the shocked look on Jack’s face. Elizabeth was working him better than any whore he’d ever faced. “I want to see how the mighty Captain Jack Sparrow measures up,” she baited, gripping his furry sacks. Jack growled deep in his throat and captured Elizabeth’s lips once more. She coaxed his tongue into her mouth and sucked on it as she rubbed her thumb over the head of his dripping sex.

She ripped Jack’s shirt from his arms, finally freeing them. Jack grabbed her forearms and pinned her against the wall next to the bed. His pants fell to his knees revealing his pulsing organ as Elizabeth wrapped her legs around Jack’s waist. He thrust into her without another thought. Elizabeth threw her head back and moaned loudly. She pushed back against the hard cock buried inside her making Jack mewl with pleasure. He relished the feel of Elizabeth’s velvety, moist, hot cavern surrounding him.

The two writhed together moaning and panting until the door to Jack’s cabin creaked open. In the door stood Will, his shirt half open and his hair messed from sleeping. He was barefoot and looked slightly confused and sleepy.

“Lizzie I’ve been looking all over for you…what are you doing?” he asked staring at Jack’s ‘deer in headlights’ expression. The poor pirate had blue-balls the size of Texas /now/! Caught with his dick in the wife as it were. Elizabeth laughed as she felt Jack’s cock start to soften inside her and she pushed him off of her. She smiled and motioned for Will to join them on the bed.

“Come her my love. I want us all to get along,” she purred giving Jack a knowing glare. Jack raised his eyebrows and suddenly started feeling rather randy all over again. Two gorgeous ripe young prospects begging to be corrupted…oh he must have been a /very/ good boy this year!

Will shrugged and moved over to the mattress, rubbing his eye as he yawned. He smiled and leaned down to kiss Elizabeth. It was tender and gentle just as a husband should kiss his wife. She pulled Will down onto the bed and cradled him in her arms. She gently stroked his hair and kissed the top of his head. Jack couldn’t believe the same woman who had just rode him like a vampire whore was now coddling her husband like a small child.

She turned to Jack, a devious gleam in her eye, as she whispered into Will’s ear. She then slipped her tongue out and ran it along the rim of the young man’s ear. Will moaned and snuggled closer into his wife’s embrace. She stared back at Jack and spoke as if she were speaking to children.

“Now I want the two of you to get along. Jack, you really hurt Will’s feelings when you left so abruptly,” she smiled lecherously. “I want you to make it up to him.” Jack looked at her confused and noticed the frown on Will’s face. The whelp really did look hurt. Jack ran his hand up Will’s thigh as he used his other hand to hold the silky curls and kissed him sweetly. Will moaned and opened his mouth allowing the pirate to do what he did best and plunder the moist cavern.

Elizabeth gently pushed Will off of her lap and encouraged him to let Jack pleasure him. He gave her a questioning look, but she smiled affectionately and stroked his cheek.

“Go on love, I want Jack to make everything up to you,” she cooed. He kissed her palm and flashed her a loving smile before he turned back to Jack. The older man ran his hands up Will’s thighs and lifted the nightshirt off of the lad’s sleek torso. Jack moaned in satisfaction at the sight before him. He pushed Will back onto the mattress and pulled down Will’s pants before pressing their naked bodies against one another. He attacked Will like a starving man attacks a sandwich.

He ran his hands up and down the lithe body enjoying the mewls of lust it caused to escape Will’s soft lips. Jack ground his hips into Will’s crotch losing himself in the sensation of their cocks rubbing against one another. He sucked on the young man’s soft supple neck.

“You feel so hot Will,” Jack panted into his soon to be lover’s ear. He kissed his way down Will’s trembling body until he reached a dusky nipple. He sucked on Will’s nub until it became hard as a pebble, before moving onto the next. Jack swirled his tongue around Will’s nipple causing him to arch off the mattress and cry out. He had the blacksmith panting so hard he thought he might hyperventilate. Perfect. He continued his assault down the firm body dipping his tongue into Will’s navel. Will gasped and looked down at Jack with pleading eyes.

“Calm down love,” Elizabeth comforted, lying down neck to Will. She turned his head and kissed him soothingly. Will always got too over excited when being pleasured and she wanted to calm him. Her method worked. Will moaned into her kiss and ran his hands through her hair. She smiled and kissed him again. Jack had been watching the loving display and found it oddly erotic.

‘Well…I suppose it isn’t really a shock that I’m a voyeur,’ he thought sarcastically as he nuzzled the base of Will’s shaft. He ran his tongue up the sensitive underside and suckled the tip. Will cried out into Elizabeth’s mouth…he was painfully hard. Will reached down between Elizabeth’s legs and penetrated her with his fingers, massaging her clitoris. She panted into his mouth and kissed hardearder, bruising his lips.

“So good love…you’re doing it so good,” she whispered against his lips. Will couldn’t talk. He was lost in the feeling of his two lovers’ heat. He had the pirate swallowing his manhood and his fingers deep inside his beautiful wife’s succulent womanhood (1). He felt Jack quicken his pace and suction causing his eyes to roll back into his skull as he moaned wantonly. Elizabeth was sucking on his nipple now and Jack was fondling his testicals. It was too much for Will and he spilled his salty essence into Jack’s mouth, screaming loudly. The pirate captain continued to nurse Will’s member until he was satisfied that he’d milked it clean.

Will was a pool of flesh and muscle…his bones had somehow disappeared. Elizabeth leaned over him and stroked his hair back before she kissed him once again.

“Verod mod my love. Now come to me,” she instructed softly as she lay back against the pillows. Will looked at her longingly and obeyed. “Good…now fill me…Jack can’t have all off your essence in him,” she purred sucking on his bottom lip. Will mewled as he felt Elizabeth stroking him to hardness again. He loved Elizabeth’s soft touch…no one else made him feel like she did.

He heard Jack rummaging around behind him, but he didn’t care. Will’s world was lost in his wife’s eyes. He gripped her hips and positioned himself at the entrance of her pleasure garden before he thrust forward. Elizabeth whimpered at the sensation and pulled Will close. She looked over her husband’s shoulder at Jack. The pirate was presently coating his fingers with oil before coming up behind Will.

“Jack’s going to fill you while you fill me…I want to see your face and have you feel the same as me my love,” she moaned as their bodies met for yet another thrust. Will only nodded…he trusted Elizabeth.

“Anything for you Lizzie…I love you,” he purred, thrusting in again and again. He felt one of Jack’s digits at his entrance but he was too wrapped up in Elizabeth’s silky tunnel to care. Jack added another finger, scissoring them, before adding a third. Will was panting and moaning like crazy. He was in so much ecstasy he was amazed he could still concentrate on Elizabeth’s needs.

He thrust into Elizabeth once more, but this time he felt Jack enter him as well. He felt the weight of the pirate against his back and the man’s hot th ith in his ear. All three of them moved together causing a communal moan of desire. Will was in heaven. He’d never felt so wonderful in his entire life. Jack pounded into the young blacksmith forcing him to push into Elizabeth even harder as well. Elizabeth cried out and scratched her nails down Jack’s back. Her fantasy had finally come true and it was even better than she’d hoped. The three lovers moved in perfect synchronicity until Elizabeth threw her head back and screamed her orgasm, setting off a chain reaction. Hearing his wife’s pleasure caused Will to spill himself deep within her body. His muscles clenched during his release driving Jack over the edge as well. The captain threw his head back and moaned.

They all collapsed to the bed in a heap of panting, sweaty limbs. Jack pulled out of Will and spooned him, as the young man pulled Elizabeth into his arms. Both lavished kisses upon the young man causing him to sigh in contentment.

“Did you enjoy your wedding present my love?” Elizabeth asked sounding rather satisfied. Will laughed softly and kissed her lovingly. He pulled back and turned his head to kiss Jack as well, before nodding his head. “Well I’m glad. Anything for my dear William,” she cooed, gently stroking his face. She kissed him on the forehead as she noticed Will’s eyelids dropping once again. “Get some sleep love…tomorrow is a big day.” She received no argument and soon heard the soft melodic breathing even out.

“Well that was a damn good performance on my part,” Jack announced truly impressed with himself. “Considering how bloody hungover I feel.” He and Elizabeth locked eyes for a moment before they began to chuckle. She shook her head and placed a soft kiss on his lips.

“You were marvelous,” she patronized playfully before snuggling into Will’s chest for a well-deserved rest. Jack shook his head and also allowed sleep to claim him. It was just another day in the life of the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow!


The End!

Phew! That was damn hard to write. I ain’t never done befobefore! I hope my contest winner enjoyed this here piece of attempted smut. It’s not my forte so be gentle. I’m actually kind of satisfied with how it came out. I love dominant Elizabeth… I’m sorry but Will is so damn innocent in that movie you /know/ she calls all the shots in that relationship. Just look at the battle scene when they’re on the Black Pearl if ya don’t think I’m right!

(1) I know that was kinda lame but I’m not used to writing or reading het so I don’t know all the metaphors for the female genitalia. Penis is easy… but most of the slang terms I know for girlie parts are crude and wouldn’t make for a good love scene… like cunt, pussy, pink taco *shakes head* I hate my boys sometimes. Taco? LoL! That one always cracked me up… I’m so virginal hehehe!