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incorrigible

By: justsomeone
folder Pirates of the Caribbean (All) › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

incorrigible

jack and will belong to disney and the black pearl forever. p.s. pirates are hot!8)
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“A bottle o rum in me hand
A bottle o rum in me hand
If you want your pirate to stay on dry land
Just put a bottle o rum in his hand”

“Jack would you ever stop singing that infernal song it’s worse than the one Elizabeth taught you”

“Sorry luv but who knew the parrot would know a song eh?”

“You shouldn’t be singing it anyway Jack”

“And whys that then me luv”

“Well, one you’re not on dry land and two, for once you haven’t got a bottle of rum in your hands”

“Ha, ha that’s what you think!”

“Were you hiding that Jack?”

“ well I had to didn’t I. We had darling Lizbeth on deck last week and I was desperately afraid she’d try and burn all the rum again, had to hide some just in case didn’t I”

“Are you drinking already? It’s too early, even for you”

“Tis never too early to celebrate Darlin!”

“And what pray tell are you celebrating exactly”

“The day me luv joined me on me other luv, me ship”

“That was two years ago Jack!”

“Well if you want, I drink to that night”

“Well…. Maybe that’s worth celebrating”

“I got a better Idea, how about re-enacting it”

“You’re incorrigible jack”

“No I’m not, I’m a pirate!”