Dirty Mexican

Disclaimer: I do not own agent Sands, I do not own Once upon a time in Mexico, i own nothing except for Elsa.

author note: This is a pre OUATIM fiction, when dear Sands still had his beautiful eyes. this is a short PWP. rated R for sex, sex, sex, violance, sex and violent, bad language and Sands sexyness.

Dirty Mexican
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Sands was sitting in a small Mexican restaurant, eating some pork as his phone rang. He sighed and answered his call. He wasn’t happy with the idea of having a nertnertner, he hated the idea, this will only interrupt him to do his job, keep the balance in Mexico, restrain the order, but those were the rules, he was the corporation's specialist (at least they thought he was, if only they new how corrupted he was…) and they wanted him to set an example to a new rookie, to train someone to be like him, the thought about having some new guy stuck into his butt 24\7 turned his stomach, he considered very seriously to put a bullet inside the guy's head in their first week together and tell the C.I.A the guy was accidentally killed by some drug cartel.

It was fifteen minutes past 3. "Fuck it, new guy is late." Sands said to himself nervously, the thought of getting rid of the new git was now more appealing than ever.
A young lady showed up at the entrance of the restaurant, she was short, wore reading glasses that hid two big brown eyes and her hair was plaid into a rather long brown braid. She was slim, but not to slim, and she wore a tight business suit with a short mini skirt that exposed two long smooth legs.

She caught Sands sight immediately, although he thought she looks somewhat of an uptight geek or an old maiden, she appeared to be quite attractive and pretty in his eyes. He smiled a slanted smile and licked his lips. She noticed him looking at her beneath his cowboy hat and smiled back, approaching him quickly.
"Hey." She smiled at him pulling a chair and sitting in front of him.
"Hey there sugar, how may I help you?" he smiled while checking her entire figure from close.
"Agent Sands, I'm your rookie, Elsa Boyd, Nice to meet you." She smiled and reached to shake his hand. Sands smile quickly faded into a surprised look, he never thought the C.I.A will send him a girl to train.
"Ah… yeah, hey there." he pulled his hand back sighing. 'that is just not my day' he thought to himself. He always used to consider women as troubles, she will probably stalk every step of him and won't give him rest until he'll be suspended from the C.I.A or worst.
"So… they told me you are the best, pretty cool being trained by a man like you, I've been waiting for meeting you for a long time now. how old are you? You look 35… are you 35?" she asked him jumping in her chair excitingly.
"It appears to me you had a lot of coffee this morning…" he answered, irritated by her hyperactivity.
"I'm so sorry, I just, I don’t sleep well and I was a mess this morning and wanted to make a good impression so I had like 6,7,8 cups of coffee or something." She smiled. He didn't replay just smiled a fake smile at her and continued eating.
She started to feel a bit disappointed, she never imagined him to be so cold and antipathic as he appeared to be now. that was really not the kind of guy she wanted to be stuck with. She smiled faintly and looked all over the area tapping her hands on the table nervously and biting her lip.
"Don't do that." He said with a half full mouth.
"What?"
"Don't do that, it annoys the shit outta me." He raised an eyebrow irritated and dug his fork in his plate.
She laid her palms in the air as a surrendering gesture and put them down sighing.
There was a long moment of silence between them, Sands preferred giving his full attention to his meal while she pretended to be very interested in what's going outside the restaurant as she gazed through the large window. It didn't passed to long until she opened her mouth again, which was not very surprising to Sands.
"So, where are you gonna take me today?"
"To a deep grave if you won't stop talking…" he murmured to himself nervously.
"What??"
"I said, you gotta try this pork it's overwhelming." Sands held up his fork, gesturing her to try his meal.
She gave him a disgust face and shook her head. "No thanks, I'm vegetarian." Sands dropped his fork with shock, not only she was an annoying geeky chick now she was also a vegetarian, what have he done to deserve this?
"Wha? How can you not eat meat?" he frowned.
"Easily, I just don't." she shrugged.
"You don't know what you are messing…" he shoved another piece into his mouth, chewing it all so delightfully, it only made her wrench her face with revolution. She preferred however to ignore it and change the subject.
"So… are we getting out of this hole anytime soon? This is really starting to piss me."
"Wait till I finish." He ordered, not even looking at her.
She sighed again and sat silently. He finished his meal very slowly, she knew he was doing it purposely to annoy her, every time he was struggling the food with his fork she rolled her eyes and sighed again. Finally he rose up, pulling up his jack and wearing it on.
She stood up as well smiling all cheerfully that they are finally moving somewhere. He laid his hand onto her small back, pushing her somewhat gently toward the exist when the waiter called him.
"Senior! Senior! Usted seolvido de pagar."
"What is it?" she asked confused.
"oh nothing sugarbutts, i forgot to pay the guy, just wait for me outside while I get my wallet." He obyed her giving her another push.
"Sugarbutts?!" she asked annoyed but was pushed out again.

Sands shoved his hand into his jacket, searching for his wallet. The waiter looked at him annoyed as suddenly Sands pulled his gun and shot him in the head.
"No tip amigo." He pulled his gun back into his jacket and got out wearing a small smile on his face.

Elsa was outside sitting on his car, she took her jacket off and reaming in a tight white tank top with a revealing cleavage, Sands smile if there was one thing he liked more than tight butts it was probably a girl with large breasts and Elsa appeared to have them both, too bad she annoyed him like hell.
She looked at him and jumped away from the hood, standing in front of him.
"So… are we ready and set to go?" she asked smiling at him, her eyes brightened in the sun, looking somewhat brighter now, he noticed it had a little shade of green in it, he thought she had pretty eyes.
He took off his hat holding it in his hand and looking at her. Her breath was almost taken away by the sight of his face, he was the most handsome man she ever saw, her eyes quickly locked with his beautiful dark eyes and she parted her lips, trying to form a small smile.
He smiled at her, Sands knew he was a handsome man and he knew what affect his look had on many girls. Perhaps he is still gonna score tonight after all.
"Now, we are going to visit an old friend of mine to help with the Brillio investigation, later we go to a bull fight and after that, we go to the hotel."
"Why go to a bull fight?"
"So you can have yourself a hell of a good time while I'm busy handling my own business."
"I hate bull fights, i think they are inhuman and brutal!" Elsa protested looking somewhat angry.
"C'est La vi." He shrugged with a slanted smile.
"And what business do we have in the hotel? I thought you are staying at a crib."
"I am… but I thought I might sleep with you tonight." He smiled and put his hat back on his head.
"Excuse me!?" she yelled out shocked, she was starting to really hate him now, he was acting like a real prick and if there was one thing she hated was jerks like him.
"What? C'mon don't tell me you are one of these old virgins…" he sighed.
"No!"
"Frigid?"
"For god's sake Sands!" she was now blushing with both anger and embarrassment, Sands chuckled, he would sure to be have fun with this little one.
"Lesbian!" he yelled out with joy, she rolled her eyes and walked toward the car's door opening it up while mumbling.
"By the way cutie-pie, sit on my car again, and I swear i'll put a bullet in that fine ass of yours." He warned her and entered the car.
"If you just as much dare to come near my ass I'll cut off your left testicle." She warned him back and sat beside him, slamming the door.
He chuckled and shook his head, he was having fun.


They reached the stadium and both got out of the car, Sands paid for her ticket and led her in.
"I'll meet you in an hour or so, don't make a mess and you have my number just in case…" she nodded and waited for him to turn his back at her and go, she didn’t had any intentions to sit like a good little girl and watch that hideous sport. Instead she was more interested in seeing what sands in doing. She followed him up being very careful, Snads himself was careful as much as he could, walking quickly and checking his sides from a time to time, his phone rang and he answered while walking the street, she was pretty much close to hear the conversation, something about drugs money nothing too suspicious.
He sat on a bench and she managed to his behind the alley, now she was able to listen to more without worrying that he might caught her snooping around him.
There was something about him that was just not right, he didn’t seemed clean at all to her.

"Yes, I got that girl off my tail now, stuck her in some bull fight so she won't interrupt me, she is smart but not too smart. Yeah, no, you will leave her out of this, she is no use to me and no use to you anyway and I don’t feel like wiping her blood off the floor. I will get you your money! Stop being a paranoid for fuck's sake, yes, yes, I will, bye." With that he hung up and started walking away. Elsa frowned, she knew he was corrupted, 'that dick head!' she thought to herself.
She walked behind him the whole time, noticing he was holding a small food box in his hand. He entered a restaurant and sat down in front of an old looking guy with an eye patch. She sat faraway, holding a menu in front of her face so he won't see her.

"You got me my money?" the man asked him.
"Yes I got you your money, did you got me the information and… the white stuff…?" Sands asked him carefully, staring into his eye.
"I didn't got the stuff… it was too messy and I already have the cartel on my tail, if you won't watch out they'll be on to you too Sands, you are messing around too much, they will kill the girl too probably."
"I do not care for the girl, I'll be glad to get rid of her." He smiled viciously. Elsa's hands tightened on the menu, she felt like strangling him with her bare hands.
"Give me the information." Sands ordered him. The man took a brown envelop from his coat and left it on the table.
"My money?" he asked hesitating. Sands smiled and the food box on the table. The man grabbed it quickly, pulling it closer to him when suddenly Sands grabbed his wrist.
"You screwed me up last time… you gave me the wrong location and almost got me killed, you know how hard was killing that mess?"
"Yes but… it was a mistake… come on Jeffery, I thought we are friends…" he smiled nervously, trying to pull his hand away.
"I don't have any friends Gonzales." He said and pulled his gun out, the man who answered to the name Gonzales stepped back failing and falling down with his chair. Sands rose up and aimed his gun at him.
"No one screws me and stay alive Gonzales." With these words he shot him straight to his heart. The waitress started screaming so he quickly shot her too to shut her up.

Elsa's menu dropped from her palms and she gasped with disbelief. He turned around and noticed her, frowning at her and now aiming the gun at her. She quickly rose from the chair looking scared.
"Oh god… you… you…"
"What the fuck are you doing here? I thought I told you to stay at the bull fight." He yelled at her. Sands did not like when people don't listen to him.
"You killed those people!" she screamed, tears forming in her eyes.
"Yeah duh! And now…" he was ready to shot her but she quickly threw a chair at him, making his drop his gun, she ran to the exit but he quickly grabbed her by the waist, holding her up, she kicked her legs in the air and screamed.
"Now you see what happens when people don't listen? They get hurt." He explained while holding her tight.
"Fuck you Sands, the C.I.A will know, this is your end!" she cried trying to kick him helplessly.
"Shut up!" he yelled at her
She started crying for help but he covered her mouth, preventing her from screaming, finally she managed to bit his palm and he let go of her screaming. She ran out quickly, getting into a cab and vanishing from his sight quickly. She breathed heavily, wiping her tears away. She knew what to do, her only way to save herself was to go back to her hotel, contact the C.I.A and tell them about the real Sheldon Jeffrey Sands.


Elsa sat in her hotel room, drinking a glass of water, she was worried, she couldn't reach the C.I.A line on the phone. She let her hair down, massaging her skull gently. There was a brief knock on the door, she leant her head against the door, listening to who that was outside.
"Who is it?" she asked somewhat hesitating.
"Room service." The voice called. She unlocked the door and was suddenly pushed forcefully down to the floor. Agent Sands stepped into her room, locking the door behind him and smiling at her viciously.
"So… you are not that smart after all." He said while stepping on her glasses that fell to the floor.
"What do you want?" she asked scared.

He smiled down at her, adoring the way she looked so gorgeously helpless right now, her big beautiful eyes are finally fully revealed to him without her glasses, her soft brown hair is strewn wildly and her lower lip is quivering. He grabbed her arms and pulled her up, pinning her to the wall forcefully.
"I didn't told them!" she cried out as he gazed into her big scared eyes.
"I know, I blocked your number." He smiled evilly.
"You son of a bitch!" she screamed at him but was quickly silenced by a hard forceful kiss he pressed against her lips. He pulled away from her smiling evilly. She looked at him breathing heavily as fear consumed her, she wasn't so sure anymore what he wants, at first he wanted to kill her, now he wants to fuck her?
"What are you doing?" she asked him frightened.
"What does it look like to you?" he said and pressed another hard kiss to her mouth while holding her wrists so tightly it hurt.
He wanted her now, he wanted to feel her small body crushing underneath of him, he wanted to fuck her like there is no tomorrow.
"Oh fuck I wanna fuck you so hard!" he called out while feeling her breast, she suddenly pushed him away and moved away from the wall, standing behind him, he turned to her and she slapped him so hard. that wasn't good at all, no woman ever slapped him, who the fuck did she think she is? The girl had some nerves. He raised his hand and slapped her back.
She didn't look surprised at all, in fact it seemed like she was pretty much preparing for it. With no further notice she jumped on him, grabbing his face and kissing him so passionately he almost fell back.
She wrapped her legs around him so he was now lifting her up, he walked them to the table and sat her down onto it, letting go of her. He stood in front of her taking his tacko bell t shirt quickly and throwing it to the other side of the room. He approached her and quickly got rid of her tank top, fumbling with her bra's hooks. He opened it quite fast and then stood back, admiring the look of her large breasts. She smiled at him mischievously and grabbed his belt, pulling him toward her, he started kissing his way down from her collarbone to her breasts, biting her nipple, making her cry his name out loudly in a mixture of pain and pleasure.
She threw her head back, letting him kiss and nibble the soft skin in her belly as he grabbed her breast, massaging it aggressively.
She suddenly grabbed his hair, pulling his head to her and pulling him into a deep kiss, she let her tongue into his warmth mouth, tasting him and tangling her tongue whis.his.
She unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants, shoving her hand underneath his boxer, feeling his hard large organ. He gasped loudly and was very surprised, that girl had some urges. He leant his forehead against hers, closing his eyes with the pleasure he now felt and whispered to her ear.
"I want to fuck you till it hurts." She smiled widely and kissed him again, this guy liked control games and so did she.

He was now laying her on her back, her legs folded upward, he held her knees, kissing them softly and making his way to her soft fair thighs. He spread her legs slowly and shoved his hands underneath her skirt reaching to her underwear, he took them off quickly and pulled her legs to him so she was now straddling him.
He pulled his pants and boxers down and penetrated her in one hard thrust making her cry out. he grabbed her both wrists, pinning them to the table as he started to thrust into her hard. she tried to let her hands free but it was useless, it was now obvious who is in control. She moaned as he thrusted into her, every thrust harder and pleasurable from the other, every thrust got them closer to the edge.
He groaned loudly kissing her drowsily and mumbling her name, the more he was closer the more his grip around her wrists tightened. He knew he was hurting her small palms and it excited him
She threw her head back and screamed his named as she finally came, feeling like thousands waves of pleasure flooding her, starting from her groin and spreading to her entire body. She released a relieved breath, a sign for Sands to release himself. He slammed into her a couple of more until he couldn't went any further and he came into her with a loud moan, spilling his warm seed into her womb. He collapsed onto her, almost smashing her small body.
He finally let her wrists free and leant against his still shaking elbows. She was surprised he still had any power left in him.

"So you are gonna kill me later or what?" she asked him still breathing heavily.
"Nah… you are too fun to kill." He chuckled.
"You were planning this the whole time, didn't you?"
"I always get what I want."
"I hate you Sheldon."

He chuckled again and kissed her forehead.

FIN