Captain Howard's Gotta Have it.

These characters are not mine. I borrowed them from the Movie Bad Boys.

Captain Conrad Howard sat at his desk, overloaded as usual with paperwork. He was mulling over the latest antics of his men, Marcus and Mike. He reached for the aspirin bottle took 3 tablets and swallowed them down with a swig of coffee. Then he took a swig of Mylanta for good measure. He knew at some point they were going to be the death of him. He had just settled back into his paperwork when he saw Captain Alice Sinclair swishing down the hall. Her usual sour mouse look on her face and a paper in her hands. He prayed it wasn’t him she was coming to visit. Unfortunately it was.

“Ok what did I do this time Alice.” Said Howard not glad to see her. Alice stood in front of his desk and threw the paper at him.

“Your boys are messing up the department. They need leashes and muzzles.” Said Alice as she took a dnt snt stance with her arms crossed. Her eyes were narrowed. Howard at that point started a defensive stance of his own.

“That’s how they operate affectively Alice. Let them alone. They get their work done. I admit it’s a little unorthodox, and it drives me crazy too but, look at the arrests they have made before you start with this shit ok?” He asked.

“If you don’t do something about your men I will and you too.” Said Alice.

Howard crossed his arm tha that point. “Oh, I see the old I’m reassigning all of you ploy. Well this time that aint going to work. Since they busted that Cuban drug lord the commissioner thinks they can’t do no wrong. So get off of it Alice.” Said Howard in an angry tone.

“Do you realize who you are talking too Howard?” She asked.

“Yeah I know so what?” He asked the veins in his head started becoming visible at that p.

“I’m Internal Affairs. You can’t diss me that way.” Said Alice.

“I just did so do whatever you have too Alice. I’m tired of this game you are playing with me. It’s not fun and I don’t have time to sit here and argue with you.” Said Howard.

“So I’m a nuisance now?” She asked.

Howard got up from his desk and leaned over it. Now the veins were starting to pop and the headache he had started earlier was hitting full force. He looked coldly into her blue eyes and narrowed his furrowing brow.

“If the shoe fits Alice.” said Howard. He had just at had it with her. Alice Sinclair stepped back a little. He was showing his teeth at this point. “I know your panties wont touch your ass before you have all of us written up and ready for the spit so………just take this report and shove it where it might do some good.”

Alice furrowed her brow at him and hauled back and slapped him hard on the cheek.

“Wan“Wanna try for the other one just keep it up. We are equal in rank.” said Howard blowing off the slap. “Besides now I can write your pretty little ass up myself for striking me.”

“Pretty ass?” She asked. “Is that sexual harassment I hear?” She looked him over like a lioness eyeing her prey. “I would rather die without than to have something like you touch me.”

“Alice, I don’t have time to mess around here. Besides I wouldn’t touch you with a 99and a half foot pole. Although it might do you some good. Might improve your disposition I might find someone else to do that though. I’m afraid all I would find would be cobwebs and spiders. God knows and so does the rest of the department that you are the fridge witch of Miami. ”

She hauled off and slapped the other cheek. Howard was at too angry now. He came out from behind his desk, He slammed the door shut with his hand and that is when she started to back up.

“Some one needs to put you in your place.” Said Howard backing her into the corner of his office.

“Now Conrad. Let’s talk about this.” Said Alice starting to sense she had gone too far with him.

“Talking is OVER Alice.” Said Conrad he was inches from her. She had felt wall a few seconds ago and she had no where to run. He put his right arm up so she couldn’t move.

“I don’t know why you decided to keep crawling up my ass but you are gonna tell me. What did I do to get you all over me like a cheap Wal-Mart suit?” Said Conrad. He was inches from her face.

“N-nothing. It’s your men. Those boys are ruining the department.” Said Alice with a small stammer.

“So you have nothing against me?” He asked. His blue eyes becoming steel blue at that point.

“N-no.” said Alice. She had stopped looking at him in the eyes. He brought his left hand up to her chin and brought her eyes back up to his.

“When you are talking to me Alice, make eye contact with me.” Said Howard. “Now, are you going to leave well enough alone, leave me and my boys alone or am I gonna have to fix this the hard way?” He asked.

“What hard way?” She asked.

“You don’t want to know.” Said Howard. “I don’t want to have to show you.”

“Humm, sounds like a threat.” Said Alice starting to get over him being hard ass.

“No it’s a promise.” Said Howard. He hadn’t backed up or stood down. He was still close enough to kiss her if that was on his agenda. “Look Alice you are a beautiful woman. Why do you have to be so hard ass and the ice queen of the Miami PD? It doesn’t become you. If it’s respect you want you need to cut this shit out and be a woman if you can remember how. If not, stop coming at me like you do. One might think it’s the opposite you are displaying.” Said Howard as he started to soften a little.

“I don’t know what to say…….I……..” Conrad cut her off.

“What is it Alice? If you can’t tell me who can you tell. I’m not a friend, I’m not your husband or boyfriend. But you are after me and my boys so that looks adversarial to me.” Said Howard.

“I don’t know why. I don’t like the way your men operate and you do nothing to stop it.” Said Alice she was flustered that‘s for sure.

“That isn’t why and you know it. Something tells me you want to do more than yell at me and why is that? Fighting and fucking don’t mix.” Said Conrad. “That’s not how I do things.”

“Who said I wanted to fuck you?” She said without thinking this time.

“You are protesting me and my men too much. That usually means you are after something else and Baby I don’t know why you have to do it this way. Anger and fighting aint going to get me. However the truth would. I know that’s what you are after. Those pheromones of yours are on overdrive. Has it been so long since a man touched you that you don’t recognize it yourself?” He asked.

“Yeah ok so your right Conrad.” Said Alice slumping and spilling her guts.

“Ok now that we got that over and done with we can talk about the other. I’ll say it again Alice you are beautiful but that disposition of yours makes you look like the wicked bitch of the east coast so from now on cut that shit out at least with me. Get softer and act like a woman and not a man wanna be. I have enough testosterone for the both of us. Plus, I like the reigns I don’t mind the lady taking them once in a while though.” Said Conrad. His expression had changed and soften quite a bit.

“Ok. I’ll back off you and your men. I don’t really know why I had a bug up my ass to begin with now. Shit my head is swimming.” Said Alice as she started to stagger toward what was left of the space between th/P> /P>

Conrad steadied her. “It’s ok just calm down. I’m though with yelling and fighting with you.” Said Conrad softer to her.

“Thanks and I am sorry I have been such a bitch. How you figured this out is beyond me.” Said Alice.

“Common sense Alice. Besides you were giving off vibes that you would rather not fight. You were contradicting your self. Besides the smell of the pheromones told another story.” Said Conrad. She put her hand on his shoulder.

“They were?” She asked.

“Not too many men would recognize that but I do. So are you backing off and acting more like a lady? If so I’ll let you go.” Said Conrad.

“What if I had said no?” She asked.

“Then I would have had to take other drastic measures. But this will do to tell you I accept your apology.” Said Conrad as he brought his left hand up stoked her cheek her bending into his touch and bringing her lips to his. It was just a small kiss but she knew he meant business now. He stopped after a short time and looked at her. “Now, can we both get back to work?”

“I don’t think so.” Said Alice as she grabbed him and kissed him.

Marcus and Mike were looking at what was going on in the Captains office.

“Looks like they are working things out.” Said Marcus.

“He’s working alright. Looks like they are going to…………..” About that time the blinds started closing as they hadn’t stopped kissing.

“Yeah, looks like they are hammering out things. Coming to a solution.” Said Marcus.

“Boning.” Said Mike.

“Oh yeah, man it’s been so long…………….”

“Oh shut up Marcus. You know you got some the other night.” Said Mike chucking. “Shit, Captain Howard might need some help with her.”

“Na, I think he had her number and name a while back.” said Marcus.

They watched as the blinds started moving a little.

“Yep, The Captain’s gotta have it.” Said Mike smiling and chuckling a bit.

“Yeah, and I think the earth is going to move in Miami in a few minutes.” They heard the movements of things in the office and some things breaking.

“Jesus, Mike the boy done lost his mind.” Said Marcus.

“Na he’s just doing what needed to be done a while back.” Said Mike as they High fived each other.

30 minutes later the door started to open. Captain Alice Sinclair emerged looking a bit on the disheveled side.

“I’ll get that report for you as soon as I can.” said Captain Conrad Howard looking a bit on the wooled side himself. Stray lipstick on his face.

“Thanks it would be appreciated.” said Alice as she swished down the hall her butt swinging a little wider and swishing more suggestively.

“Yep they did it.” Said Mike. “Look at her walk.”

“Yep that is one pleased woman.” said Marcus. Howard looked over at his men.

“Mike, you and Marcus get to work.” said Howard eyeing the two of them.

“Umm Captain……….” Said Mike wiping his face to tell him to get the lipstick off. Howard rubbed on his face and looked at the coral lipstick she had left.

“Get to work.” Said Howard disappearing into his office.

“Man he is happy.” Said Mike.

“What? He didn’t say a word.” Said Marcus.

“He didn’t have too.” Said Mike.