SkekUng Is A Stupid Bitch
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Category:
1 through F › Dark Crystal
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,331
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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SkekUng Is A Stupid Bitch
Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Crystal or South Park.
SkekUng is a Stupid Bitch(in D minior)
as sung by SkekSil the Chamberlain(Sung to the tune of Kyle's Mom Is
A Stupid Bitch from South Park.)
(TV show version)
SKEKSIL:How about we sing,"SkekUng is a stupid bitch in D-minior"?
SKEKNA:I told you NOT to call the General a Bitch Chamberlain!!
SKEKSIL:EHHH-HEEH (song begins)
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
SKEKNA:SHUT UP CHAMBERLAIN!!!!!!
SKEKEKT:(entering the room)Hey what's going on in here?
SKEKTEK:(Sarscastically)What dose it look like?(points to Skeksil)
SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!
SKEKEKT:ohh! that isn't very nice, somebody ought to teach that
chamberlain a lesson...
SKEKSIL:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
SKEKUNGGGGGG IS A BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCH - chaa...
(Movie Version)
SKEKSIL: Fellow Skeksis, this is all SkekUng's fault.
SKEKNA: Shut-up, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: SkekUng is the one that started that damn revolt. And it's
all because he's a big, fat, stupid bitch!
SKEKNA: Don't say it, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: [breaking into song]
Wwwwweeeeellllllll....
SKEKNA: Don't do it, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: [breaks into song again(This time more insistant)]
Wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeelllll........
SKEKNA: I'm warning you!
SKEKSIL:(Getting the hint....) Okay, okay.
SKEKNA: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling the general a b....
SKEKSIL:(....for about five seconds)[erupting into song]
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
SKEKNA: Shut your fucking mouth, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!
SKEKSIL: Come on! You all know the words!
(Everybody except SkekNa,SkekTek,SkekZok,SkekSo and SkekUng(not in room)
joins in.)
SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
(la la la la...la la la la...)
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
(Whoooo!)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
(BITCH!)
SKEKSIL: Talk to races around OUR world, it might go a little bit
something like this....[song is sung in several different languages]
SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
(In Skeksis)
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
(In "Augerian")
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
(In Podling)
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
(In UrRu/Mystic)
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper bitch!
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
(SkekUng walks into the roon,he is right behind Skeksil)
SKEKSIS:GASP!!!!!!
SKEKSIL:
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
SKEKAYUK: Uuuuhhhhh Chamberlain....
SKEKSIL:(not paying atention)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
SkekUng, YEAH!!!!!
he's a big fat FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big old fat fucking bitch, Skekung, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Cha!....
[noticing aghast looks on the Skeksis's faces] What? [turning
around] Oh, fuck!
the end.
(to any body reading this: just a proposal...flash
animations,fanarts,comics,fan sounds,and fanfics based around this
filk song would be very much appreceated, allowed and acepted. thank
you)
SkekUng is a Stupid Bitch(in D minior)
as sung by SkekSil the Chamberlain(Sung to the tune of Kyle's Mom Is
A Stupid Bitch from South Park.)
(TV show version)
SKEKSIL:How about we sing,"SkekUng is a stupid bitch in D-minior"?
SKEKNA:I told you NOT to call the General a Bitch Chamberlain!!
SKEKSIL:EHHH-HEEH (song begins)
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
SKEKNA:SHUT UP CHAMBERLAIN!!!!!!
SKEKEKT:(entering the room)Hey what's going on in here?
SKEKTEK:(Sarscastically)What dose it look like?(points to Skeksil)
SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!
SKEKEKT:ohh! that isn't very nice, somebody ought to teach that
chamberlain a lesson...
SKEKSIL:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
SKEKUNGGGGGG IS A BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCH - chaa...
(Movie Version)
SKEKSIL: Fellow Skeksis, this is all SkekUng's fault.
SKEKNA: Shut-up, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: SkekUng is the one that started that damn revolt. And it's
all because he's a big, fat, stupid bitch!
SKEKNA: Don't say it, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: [breaking into song]
Wwwwweeeeellllllll....
SKEKNA: Don't do it, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL: [breaks into song again(This time more insistant)]
Wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeelllll........
SKEKNA: I'm warning you!
SKEKSIL:(Getting the hint....) Okay, okay.
SKEKNA: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling the general a b....
SKEKSIL:(....for about five seconds)[erupting into song]
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll.......
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
SKEKNA: Shut your fucking mouth, Chamberlain!
SKEKSIL:
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper biiiiii-oooootch!
SKEKSIL: Come on! You all know the words!
(Everybody except SkekNa,SkekTek,SkekZok,SkekSo and SkekUng(not in room)
joins in.)
SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
(la la la la...la la la la...)
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
(Whoooo!)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
(BITCH!)
SKEKSIL: Talk to races around OUR world, it might go a little bit
something like this....[song is sung in several different languages]
SKEKSIL AND SKEKSIS:
(In Skeksis)
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
(In "Augerian")
he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all races of both sex.
(In Podling)
on Mornings he's a bitch,in Evenings he's a bitch,
every night and day now, he's a bitch
(In UrRu/Mystic)
but on days off,just to be different,
he's a Super Mega Hyper bitch!
Have you ever met General SkekUng?
He's the biggest bitch in the Universe,
he's a mean old bitch 'and he has stupid hair.
(SkekUng walks into the roon,he is right behind Skeksil)
SKEKSIS:GASP!!!!!!
SKEKSIL:
he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
he's a stupid bitch!
SKEKAYUK: Uuuuhhhhh Chamberlain....
SKEKSIL:(not paying atention)
SkekUng is a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
SkekUng, YEAH!!!!!
he's a big fat FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big old fat fucking bitch, Skekung, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Cha!....
[noticing aghast looks on the Skeksis's faces] What? [turning
around] Oh, fuck!
the end.
(to any body reading this: just a proposal...flash
animations,fanarts,comics,fan sounds,and fanfics based around this
filk song would be very much appreceated, allowed and acepted. thank
you)