Odd MisAdventures
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1 through F › Dracula › Crossovers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,592
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the movie that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Odd MisAdventures
DIsclamer: I do not own Harry Potter or any related characters nor do I owm Dracuala or any related characters. Like wise even Hellsing belongs some one else. As does Chris. I do own Amber and Dallas WOOHOO!!
The Odd Misadventures of Two Friends, Two Hunters, and Two Vampires… By a Rabid Fangirl
Chris and Dallas woke up on the morning of their wedding. No, no, no you rabid Chris fanboys, they were not marrying each other. Christopher was marrying Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing, and Miss Dallas was marrying Integra’s great, great grandfather Van Helsing. That is the Van Helsing from the original novel. This is made possible courtesy of a random plot hole. Now that we have passé the tedious necessities of and iductduction, we may proceed to our story.
The Grand double wedding was to be held in the plum grove outside Dallas’ house in Concho, Arizona. There are a few odd things to notice about the guests at this most wonderful event. First that the most hated man from the twentieth century is in attendance and sitting next to a man that hates him, yet Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin hold their grudges and their tongues in honor of this event. Integra’s most loved butler Walter the Angel of death sits in the front row visibly in a huff. And the most notorious of all these oddities would be the two vampires sitting outside in broad daylight.
As the first Vampire, Dracula from the novel, sat down he shouted, “ALUCARD! I WANT IN YOUR PANTS!”
Alucard was shocked and horrified, he pulled out his Aron 454 Casull and begins to randomly blow holes into the unexpected guests as he screams, “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”. His aim is off because he is quaking in his boots. Dracula is laughing at his new humping post who is still quivering with fear because the breast like buns on top of his attacker’s head were shaking with laughter.
Just then The House of a Thousand Corpses begins to play and the grooms appear up front smiling. Integra walks toward Chris slowly she is beaming with happiness that is until Walter stands up.
Walter just can’t seem to wait any longer he shouts, “INTEGRA MY DEAREST YOU CANNOT MARRY THIS MAN! I LOVE YOU AND YOU SHOULD MARRY ME!” Walter then sits seeing the anger on Integra’s face.
“How could I marry you? YOU’RE LIKE SIXTY!!!!” Integra shouts willfully.
“So am I…” Van Helsing replies indignantly, “and just look at my wife whom you are unkindly holding up!”
Walter then stands again and whispers, “Actually I’m more around 75”.
Integra finishes her walk down the isle quickly now and right behind her comes Dallas.
“Let’s get this show on the road!” shouts Alexander Anderson who unhappily agreed to wed the non- catholic couples.
He then does an Elvis impression which was quite amusing to the crowd.
Walter stands again and yells, “I’M PREGNANT!” he then sits back down quietly.
The rest of the wedding is quiet uneventful except for Alucard’s random screaming about being molested by an ugly vampire.
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The Odd Misadventures of Two Friends, Two Hunters, and Two Vampires… By a Rabid Fangirl
Chris and Dallas woke up on the morning of their wedding. No, no, no you rabid Chris fanboys, they were not marrying each other. Christopher was marrying Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing, and Miss Dallas was marrying Integra’s great, great grandfather Van Helsing. That is the Van Helsing from the original novel. This is made possible courtesy of a random plot hole. Now that we have passé the tedious necessities of and iductduction, we may proceed to our story.
The Grand double wedding was to be held in the plum grove outside Dallas’ house in Concho, Arizona. There are a few odd things to notice about the guests at this most wonderful event. First that the most hated man from the twentieth century is in attendance and sitting next to a man that hates him, yet Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin hold their grudges and their tongues in honor of this event. Integra’s most loved butler Walter the Angel of death sits in the front row visibly in a huff. And the most notorious of all these oddities would be the two vampires sitting outside in broad daylight.
As the first Vampire, Dracula from the novel, sat down he shouted, “ALUCARD! I WANT IN YOUR PANTS!”
Alucard was shocked and horrified, he pulled out his Aron 454 Casull and begins to randomly blow holes into the unexpected guests as he screams, “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”. His aim is off because he is quaking in his boots. Dracula is laughing at his new humping post who is still quivering with fear because the breast like buns on top of his attacker’s head were shaking with laughter.
Just then The House of a Thousand Corpses begins to play and the grooms appear up front smiling. Integra walks toward Chris slowly she is beaming with happiness that is until Walter stands up.
Walter just can’t seem to wait any longer he shouts, “INTEGRA MY DEAREST YOU CANNOT MARRY THIS MAN! I LOVE YOU AND YOU SHOULD MARRY ME!” Walter then sits seeing the anger on Integra’s face.
“How could I marry you? YOU’RE LIKE SIXTY!!!!” Integra shouts willfully.
“So am I…” Van Helsing replies indignantly, “and just look at my wife whom you are unkindly holding up!”
Walter then stands again and whispers, “Actually I’m more around 75”.
Integra finishes her walk down the isle quickly now and right behind her comes Dallas.
“Let’s get this show on the road!” shouts Alexander Anderson who unhappily agreed to wed the non- catholic couples.
He then does an Elvis impression which was quite amusing to the crowd.
Walter stands again and yells, “I’M PREGNANT!” he then sits back down quietly.
The rest of the wedding is quiet uneventful except for Alucard’s random screaming about being molested by an ugly vampire.
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