I Will Survive!! Hellraiser
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Category:
G through L › Hellraiser (All)
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,109
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Hellraiser movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I Will Survive!! Hellraiser
This is not mine, again!!! Damn…
Spoof to the song “I will survive” hehehe...
Yes, I was afraid,
I was petrified…
My uncle Frank had come back from the dead, without his hide.
And I kept thinking all these thoughts,
About how this was all so wrong…
But I grew strong,
I knew I had to move along.
Then they showed up!
Through a rift in space!
I just stood up to find him there with all those pins stuck in his face!
I should have never touched that box,
I never would’ve turned that key,
If I had thought for just one moment you’d show up and butcher me!
God no, get out!
Walk through your door!
Just turn around now,
Don’t care what sights you have in store!
You think you can walk right in and rip me till I cry?
You think I’ll crumble?
You think I’ll lye right down and die?
Oh no not I!
I will survive!
Though life continues to get freakier I want to stay alive!
Cause I’ve got all my life to live,
And you my soul I will not give,
I will survive!
I will survive!!
Oh it took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
It felt like somebody had clamped a vice around my heart.
And the beating was so frantic,
I was panicked, this I knew.
But I was thinking…
….And I decided what to do,
I offered instead,
My uncle Frank.
To them he was a missing deposit in their soul’y bank.
And so they went back to the house,
And there they tore his soul apart,
I’ll never watch another horror movie as long as I live because of that sick fart!
But yes I,
I will survive!
Though life has long gone past the R rating I know I’ll stay alive!
And I’ve got all my life to live,
And my soul still is mine to give,
I did survive,
I will survive!
Yay Me!
Spoof to the song “I will survive” hehehe...
Yes, I was afraid,
I was petrified…
My uncle Frank had come back from the dead, without his hide.
And I kept thinking all these thoughts,
About how this was all so wrong…
But I grew strong,
I knew I had to move along.
Then they showed up!
Through a rift in space!
I just stood up to find him there with all those pins stuck in his face!
I should have never touched that box,
I never would’ve turned that key,
If I had thought for just one moment you’d show up and butcher me!
God no, get out!
Walk through your door!
Just turn around now,
Don’t care what sights you have in store!
You think you can walk right in and rip me till I cry?
You think I’ll crumble?
You think I’ll lye right down and die?
Oh no not I!
I will survive!
Though life continues to get freakier I want to stay alive!
Cause I’ve got all my life to live,
And you my soul I will not give,
I will survive!
I will survive!!
Oh it took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
It felt like somebody had clamped a vice around my heart.
And the beating was so frantic,
I was panicked, this I knew.
But I was thinking…
….And I decided what to do,
I offered instead,
My uncle Frank.
To them he was a missing deposit in their soul’y bank.
And so they went back to the house,
And there they tore his soul apart,
I’ll never watch another horror movie as long as I live because of that sick fart!
But yes I,
I will survive!
Though life has long gone past the R rating I know I’ll stay alive!
And I’ve got all my life to live,
And my soul still is mine to give,
I did survive,
I will survive!
Yay Me!