Corndog Captive

Title: Corndog Captive
Author: Lola
Summary: Odysseus find love while search for the ultimate taste treat
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Paris/Oddyseus
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Characters that are seen in this story from the poem/ movie.
Author’s notes: This is and unused script from the Parody 'Heroes of Troy.' See
http://fierceluvfims.com . It's unbeta'd so be warned.
*Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from this story nor am I making a profit from it.


Corndog Captive

FADE IN:

EXT. BEACH -- MORNING

ODYSSEUS, 40s good looking, wearing armor while holding a helmet, looks out over the sea at the fleet.

NARRATOR
He was the greatest general the world had ever known. He was clever, he was ruthless. He was completely studly. He was Odysseus, King of Ithaca.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. BEACH -- MORNING

PARIS, young, slim, muscled and beautiful, wearing a tunic and cloak stares off from a hill toward the ocean below.

NARRATOR
He was the greatest lover the world has ever known. He was young, beautiful and a complete tart. He was Prince Paris of Troy.
(beat)
History and legend has been formed around their epic war...but what if these men actually met one fateful night?

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. BEACH -- EVENING

A SOLDIER is carrying a rolled up rug toward a tent. SECOND SOLDIER stands guard.

CUT TO:

INT. TENT -- EVENING

It is a simple interior. There are fur rugs on the ground to create a floor and a pallet made of fur against one side of the tent. There are candles lit and a small brazier warms the room. Odysseus sits in a chair examining a map.

SOLDIER
(OS)
Great King, we have a gift for you from the raid on the temple.

ODYSSEUS
(mumbling)
I'd be better pleased if you would find me the location of the Trojan County Fair.
(louder)
Bring it forth.

The soldiers bring in the rolled up rug.

SOLDIER
Behold!

The rug is unrolled to reveal a sultry Cleopatra. Odysseus frowns.

ODYSSEUS
Not exactly what I'm interested in.

The soldiers roll up the disgruntled Cleopatra in the rug and take her away. Odysseus returns to his map. The soldiers enter once more.

SOLDIER
Behold!

POV stays on Odysseus as he reacts to the sound of a sheep.

ODYSSEUS
I think Agamemnon might enjoy that better.

Odysseus returns his attention to the map. The soldiers enter again.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
I will give you credit for tenacity. Let's see this one.

The soldiers unroll the rug to reveal a bound Paris. Odysseus nods this time with a wry smile.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
Well, done. Leave us and tell no one that he is here.

SOLDIER
Yes, great King.

The soldiers leave. Odysseus kneels next to Paris pulling him into a sitting position.

PARIS
I thought I would die without air. They stacked the sheep on top of me.

ODYSSEUS
How do you come to be in that rug, Prince Paris?

PARIS
How do you know my name?

Odysseus strokes Paris' cheek than tilts his face up.

ODYSSEUS
The beauty of Prince Paris is well known. Trojan heralds proclaim it at dawn each morning.

PARIS
I pay them well enough.
(beat)
I was attacked in the temple of Apollo then wrapped in that vile rug. Does my hair smell of sheep?

Odysseus scents his hair than nuzzles his face in it. Paris enjoys the attention.

ODYSSEUS
Your scent is divine though I cannot place it.

PARIS
Perhaps if you explore further.

Odysseus pulls back to look at Paris.

ODYSSEUS
That is not why you are here.

PARIS
I am not to be ravished? I am at your mercy, am I not?

ODYSSEUS
You are, my Prince. But it is information that I yearn for. I will know where the Trojans hide their county fair.
(beat)
Months have I been away from fair Ithaca and her corndogs. I shall suffer no more that scent upon the breeze.

PARIS
How do I know where this fair is? It is beneath royal concern.

Odysseus grabs Paris' hair and brings his face close.

ODYSSEUS
Your hair carries the scent of funnel cakes, Prince.

Odysseus licks Paris's lips then deeply kisses him. He moans.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
And you taste of cotton candy.

The King kisses Paris once again until they are both breathless.

PARIS
Are you certain I am not to be ravished, beautiful King? You could force the information from me with your hands and your tongue and your powerful member over and over.

ODYSSEUS
You are a hungry one, aren't you? Well, so am I. You shall be well ravished Prince, and you will tell me what I need to know.

Odysseus moves to cut Pair's bonds, but Paris resists.

PARIS
I should be helpless against your advances.

ODYSSEUS
Patience, insatiable one. I mean to free you long enough to strip your fevered flesh. You shall soon be quite helpless.

Odysseus frees Paris then quickly strips his 'struggling' Paris naked. He then pulls him back onto the pallet where he re-ties Paris' wrists to a post in such a way that he can be easily turned on his side or his belly without straining his arms. Odysseus then really looks at Paris and caress him from head to toe.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
You are as beautiful as the legends say. Too beautiful to be satisfied with the incomparable Helen?

Paris shakes his head.

PARIS
I did not take her! She stowed away. I don't even fancy girls and she knew that. Once she was on board we couldn't throw her off though Hector wanted to, and we couldn't take her back.

ODYSSEUS
Why would she flee with you if you had no desire of her? You are blamed for this war.

PARIS
Have you seen Manaleus naked? Ten blankets could be woven from the pelt on his back.

ODYSSEUS
True and I've been down wind of him. But how have you seen him naked?

PARIS
I chanced to glance out of my window one dawn when he was doing a dance of greeting to the sun.

ODYSSEUS
The gods are indeed kind. He should have been struck down for that.

PARIS
Enough words, fair King. Do you want that corndog or no?

Odysseus responds by kissing him senseless. Then he removes his clothes for an appreciative Paris.

PARIS (CONT'D)
The King of Ithaca is beautiful. I would have that hard flesh deep within me.

Paris writhes against Odysseus as he lays on top of him. Odysseus still him with a chuckle.

ODYSSEUS
You will be still lest this encounter ends before it begins. I will discover what other sweets this flesh has to offer.

Odysseus kisses Paris once again. The kisses are lingering and slow. Neither man can seem to get enough of each other. Odysseus tastes and caresses his way down Paris' body while Paris 'struggles' against his bonds. Odysseus sucks Paris off with great gusto. This is implied unless the actors want to go further. Paris wails as he comes. Odysseus kisses him quiet.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
I should gag that pretty mouth.

Paris smiles at him.

PARIS
Your men likely think you are torturing me.

ODYSSEUS
Am I?

Paris reaches arches his hips against Odysseus' crotch.

PARIS
Only if you keep that from me.

ODYSSEUS
Then I shall torture you no further.

Odysseus turns Paris on his side then begins to prepare him with oily fingers. He is slow and careful. Paris is very responsive. Then Odysseus slowly penetrates Paris. Theym make love slowly. The camera should linger on their bodies in the firelight and their reactions as they get closer to climax. Pairs comes a second time as Odysseus strokes him in rhythm with his thrusts. Again this is implies. Fterward, Odysseus holds Paris against him for a long moment before withdrawing then cutting him free. They hold each other while continuing to kiss and caress.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
Have you been properly ravished?

PARIS
Yes, and I shall keep my word. Take the goat path north for five leagues. You will come upon a small wood. Follow the path through the trees and you will find the fair within a clearing there.
(beat)
But be warned, great king, dress plainly and keep your identity hidden.

ODYSSEUS
You fear for my safety?

PARIS
I fear for your purse. Do you know what those thieves will charge the King of Ithaca?

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TENT -- LATER

The pair have dressed. Odysseus his putting Pair's cloak on his shoulders then fastening it before giving him another lingering kiss.

PARIS
I may be other secrets that you may find useful.

ODYSSEUS
I cannot fathom having the fortune of capturing you again. There cannot be any more rugs in all of Troy.

PARIS
Ithaca has a most clever king. I have no doubt he will find a way to capture me once more.

ODYSSEUS
For the sake of the war, I am honor bound to try.

Odysseus seizes Paris by the hair then kisses him almost brutally. Paris responds with fervor.

ODYSSEUS (CONT'D)
Go, before I am driven to madness. My guards are no doubt busy with the contents of the other rugs.

Paris gently strokes Odysseus beard before pulling up his hood. Paris reluctantly departs. Odysseus goes to the tent's opening to watch his captive slip off into the sunset.

CUT TO:

EXT. TENT -- EVENING

Odysseus looking at the sunset.

ODYSSEUS
(VO)
When historians write tales of this great war, will they tell of how passionately we lusted and how fiercely we snacked?

END