A Typical Day in Hell
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Category:
G through L › Hellraiser (All)
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,077
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Hellraiser movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Typical Day in Hell
I own nothing, which probably makes the world a better place.
A typical Day in hell:
(Typical my ass…) Zipe Topec, Lord of Hell under Leviathan, leader of the order of the Gash, ‘founder of the misfit order of the tech’ scourge of man, and destroyer of those sacred to Behemoth, was peeved.
Why? Because they were not in character! Would peeved ever actually be used with him in mind if they ‘were’ in character? Well, that doesn’t matter, because to sum it all up they weren’t, which makes the title impossible. Whatever this was, it was not a typical day in hell.
Topec knew, he had been in enough fanficks before to sense when something was not right. But he had to move the plot along. Carefully he checked over his section, making sure all was as it should be. (all seems okay.) somewhat reassured he stepped outside.
That’s when all hell broke loose.
Butterball, running down the passage in a manner very undignified grabbed Pinhead by the arm. “Topec!!! It’s terrible!!! Terrible!!!” Topec blinked,
“…You can talk?” Butterball cocked his head, then nodded.
“Yeah, that too, though I kinda don’t mind that part… but it’s terrible!!!” Topec wrinkled his nose in distaste.
“…I agree. You should not talk. You sound stupid.” Butterball glared at him, Topec blinked again. “You cannot do that! You have no eyes!!!”
“Look! Can we move beyond me now!! This is important!!!”
“…Fine.”
Butterball took a deep breath. “Okay, it’s like this. Dreamer’s singing country music, someone named her dreamer? Chatterer had disappeared all together!! I checked all his usual haunts just to be sure. And Leviathan has turned into a giant rotating disco ball! And since the box turns into whatever shape leviathan is…” Holds up minie disco ball, “How the hell is anyone suposto open this?!!!”
Topec opened his mouth, but before he could say anything Kirsty ran over, grabbed the disco ball (Of DOOM!!) and ran off. Butterball blinked, “Ah, never mind.”
Pinhead just blinked.
“Well, with that out of the way, HOW DO WE MAKE IT ALL STOP!!!!”
Pinhead opened his mouth again, “…we could sent the author a computer Virus…”
Chatterer danced by, (Tap-danced, if you want specifics.) Butterball looked at Pinhead, Pinhead at butterball. “…Lets get on that!!”
And both ran away…
This was a typical day in hell, (Typical my ass.)
A typical Day in hell:
(Typical my ass…) Zipe Topec, Lord of Hell under Leviathan, leader of the order of the Gash, ‘founder of the misfit order of the tech’ scourge of man, and destroyer of those sacred to Behemoth, was peeved.
Why? Because they were not in character! Would peeved ever actually be used with him in mind if they ‘were’ in character? Well, that doesn’t matter, because to sum it all up they weren’t, which makes the title impossible. Whatever this was, it was not a typical day in hell.
Topec knew, he had been in enough fanficks before to sense when something was not right. But he had to move the plot along. Carefully he checked over his section, making sure all was as it should be. (all seems okay.) somewhat reassured he stepped outside.
That’s when all hell broke loose.
Butterball, running down the passage in a manner very undignified grabbed Pinhead by the arm. “Topec!!! It’s terrible!!! Terrible!!!” Topec blinked,
“…You can talk?” Butterball cocked his head, then nodded.
“Yeah, that too, though I kinda don’t mind that part… but it’s terrible!!!” Topec wrinkled his nose in distaste.
“…I agree. You should not talk. You sound stupid.” Butterball glared at him, Topec blinked again. “You cannot do that! You have no eyes!!!”
“Look! Can we move beyond me now!! This is important!!!”
“…Fine.”
Butterball took a deep breath. “Okay, it’s like this. Dreamer’s singing country music, someone named her dreamer? Chatterer had disappeared all together!! I checked all his usual haunts just to be sure. And Leviathan has turned into a giant rotating disco ball! And since the box turns into whatever shape leviathan is…” Holds up minie disco ball, “How the hell is anyone suposto open this?!!!”
Topec opened his mouth, but before he could say anything Kirsty ran over, grabbed the disco ball (Of DOOM!!) and ran off. Butterball blinked, “Ah, never mind.”
Pinhead just blinked.
“Well, with that out of the way, HOW DO WE MAKE IT ALL STOP!!!!”
Pinhead opened his mouth again, “…we could sent the author a computer Virus…”
Chatterer danced by, (Tap-danced, if you want specifics.) Butterball looked at Pinhead, Pinhead at butterball. “…Lets get on that!!”
And both ran away…
This was a typical day in hell, (Typical my ass.)