Thar She Blows

THAR SHE BLOWS


Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Fiction:

Disclaimer: Not Suitable for Young Children, MA, Rated R, Sexual Situations that may be offensive to some.


By LKraemer

Captain Jack sailed into Port Royal harbor at night with his mind set on capturing his precious Donna as he anchored The Black Pearl.

Captain Jack jumped into the rowing boat, his heart pounded to feast his eyes upon mylady.

As he rowed off closer to shore, Captain Jack glanced back to take one last look at his baby. The oil lanterns gave the boat a soft, but eerie glow as he rowed further away.

Once he arrived at shore, Captain Jack jumped out of the rowing boat and ran across the sand, waving his arms and high tailed it in the pursuit of taking Donna hostage for the night. His arms ached to hold and caress her soft, smooth body.

“Such a Savy situation that I’m a comin’ for ya, M’Lady!” Captain Jack grinned naughtily.

Arriving outside Donna’s window, Captain Jack noticed the flicker of an oil lantern in her window of the mansion in which she lived.

“Me hopes that she’s not in a deep sleep!” Captain Jack muttered with a slur under his rum-smelling breath.

“This’ll wake her up!” he waved his arms aimlessly about as he carried on in a drunken state.

Captain Jack reached down for some pebbles, cupping some in one of his hands and quickly tossed one against Donna’s large window, making a tinking sound against the glass.

“Wake up! Wake Up! Wake up!” he wailed as he jumped up and down excitedly. As he shouted a poof of foggy air escaped quickly from his mouth in the cool air.

After jumping up and down on the spot for what seemed like an eternity, Captain Jack stopped abruptly and quickly began glancing mindlessly to and fro hoping no one was watching.

Captain Jack raised a brow as he exposed another devious grin, revealing his gold teeth.

Suddenly a pout washed over his face as Captain Jack came to the sad realization that Donna truly was not going to wake up and come to the window.

Puzzled, he cocked his head to the one side staring up at her window with a blank, vacant stare.

“Well then….I guess I’ll just have to use my wit and charm to get her!” he chuckled as he headed inside.

As Captain Jack meandered aimlessly across the yard, he noticed an open window in which he crawled through, unnoticed.

Staggering, Captain Jack eventually found Donna’s room, taking a deep breath and exhaling as he casually laid his fingers on her doorknob, hesitating as he drummed his fingers on the knob in a playful manner.

“Donna, Donna, what you do to me…….” Captain Jack’s voice trailed off in a mischievous tone as his heart continued to race with burning desire.

As Captain entered her room, he could hear the soft sound of Donna’s breathing as she slept soundly.

Captain Jack approached her bed tiptoeing ever so carefully not to wake his sleeping beauty.

Suddenly Captain Jack leaned down sweeping Donna from her bed, lifting her swiftly in his strong, tattooed arms.

Startled, Donna instantly woke, about to shriek just as Captain Jack covered his one hand over her mouth. “Ssssssssh!” he whispered followed by the release of his hand over her mouth he placed it over her full, luscious lips.

“You’re a very cunning pirate, Jack Sparrow!” Donna replied in a seductive, sultry tone.

Captain Jack smiled at Donna.

Its what we pirates do best dear Donna.

The light of the moon shone into her bedroom, creating a shadow of light across her pretty, petite face.

In the moonlight, Captain Jack became captivated further by her beauty, dashing out of the room gently clutching her body.

As they escaped outside, the song, “Moonlight Desires” by Gowan filtered through an open window from a neighbor’s house.

You've got ways
To take hold of my thoughts
Over-riding my senses
Lock your sights
Dead in line with my heart
Share your powers
You stir my soul
And wet my hunger
And weave that spell
That pulls me under

While the song played, Captain Jack hummed the lyrics to Donna as he walked with a long stride heading towards the boat.

These moonlight desires
Haunt me
They want me, they want me
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
You're sending, you're sending

As Captain Jack carried Donna across the shore, and with a sigh he glanced down at her delicate features on her face.

These moonlight desires
Haunt me
They want me, they want me
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
You're sending, you're sending

“You’re so innocent, Donna……” Captain Jack’s voice lingered off as he placed her on the boat to sail back to The Black Pearl.

These moonlight desires
Haunt me
They want me, they want me
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
You're sending, you're sending

“And you’re such a shrewd, naughty pirate, Jack!”

You say :
Trust me
Stir my soul
And wet my hunger
And weave that spell
That pulls me under

“I’m quite proud of that!” he piped with a grin, revealing his gold teeth before tipping his hat and a bow.

These moonlight desires
Haunt me
They want me, they want me
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
You're sending, you're sending
A wave over my mind

Off they sailed into the misty Caribbean moonlight as Captain Jack continued to hum to the song.

Moonlight desires
Your secret powers
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
They want me, they want me
These moonlight desires
Haunt me
You're sending, you're sending
A wave over my mind
Moonlight desires

Once they arrived at The Black Pearl, Captain Jack anchored the tiny rowing boat and scooped Donna up. Her silk clothing felt cool to his touch as he grasped her body tightly and carried her onto the huge boat.

“Where is everybody, Captain Jack?” Donna whispered as she shivered in the cool night air, clinging with all her might onto his neck.

“I kicked them off!” Captain Jack quipped mischievously.

“Ooooooh, I see!” Donna replied as she swung her head around to look.

As Captain Jack carried her to the Captain’s quarters, his shoes made a clicking sound on the wooden floor of the deck.

“You’re coming to my quarters, Donna!” Captain Jack piped with confidence.

“Such a naughty, naughty pirate!” Donna stroked her hand lovingly across his face.

“I like to use trickery in many, many ways, mylady!” Captain Jack replied with a wink.

“I bet!” Donna exclaimed as he carried her slowly into the captain’s quarters.

Captain Jack laid her gently on the bed. Oil lanterns flickered softly in the room, creating a romantic mood.

“Oh, Captain Jack! It’s hot in here, I need a fan!” Donna whispered in a hushed tone as she glanced about the room for a fan.

Captain Jack staggered about the room, finding one and whisked it to her quickly.

“Thar you go! Cool yourself off!” Captain Jack piped as he let his eyes as big as saucers feast on her breasts in her tight corset.

“Donna….would you let me jack off in your mouth?” Captain Jack asked bluntly with a silly grin as he kneeled beside the bed, “That is of course no pun intended!”

“I don’t do that for just ANY man, Captain Jack!” Donna exclaimed in a seductive tone as she fanned herself.

“But Donna, I’m not just ANY man, I’m not just any PIRATE, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow!” Captain Jack piped with a devilish grin. “And besides, I’ve been told that I’m very sweet and Savy to boot!” he added with a slur.

“Absolutely not! I’m appalled! You naughty pirate!” Donna shrieked as she quickly slapped him across the face causing Jack to snap his head sideways.

“Blimey, why do women have such a talent at trying to knock my noggin off with a good right hander?” Jack muttered.

Captain Jack put his hand to his face, his cheeks stung from the slap. “Oh! Donna, that was a turn on!” Captain Jack grinned as he felt a bulge form in his pants.

Donna glanced down at Captain’s Jack’s pants and noticed that he was becoming excited.

“Oh, Captain Jack, I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have slapped you. I will….. for you, but I’m not swallowing, understand?” Donna smiled.

“C’mere,” Donna patted the bed.

Captain Jack smiled a naughty grin and crawled onto the mattress beside her. The bed creaked as he moved beside her.

Donna unbuttoned the pirate’s pants and yanked them down making his penis spring free.

Donna then reached for Captain Jack’s shirt and unbuttoned it, tearing it off also, leaving him completely naked.

Captain Jack gasped as he lay on the bed.

Donna then reached for his hat to take it off but Captain Jack placed his hand over hers quickly to hint for her to stop.

“Don’t!” I want it on! Please! I don’t feel as naughty without it!”

Donna smacked Captain Jack with a pillow. “But you’re naughty with it on anyways!” she giggled.

“Please, Donna, suck me off!” Captain Jack pleaded impatiently.

Donna kissed his tattoo and the “P” on his arm where he once been branded with a red-hot iron.

Donna smiled a devilish grin as she went down on Captain Jack leaving him breathless as she wrapped her mouth around his shaft.

“Aaaaaaaah, my dear Donna!” Captain Jack sighed in ecstasy as she sucked and licked his savvy balls too.

“Donna, you are a pirate’s dream!” he sighed again as she writhed about on the bed.

Donna tasted a little precum in her mouth sensing Captain Jack was about ready to explode into her hot mouth.

Captain Jack bucked his hips and thrust his c*** one last time into her mouth, screaming in ecstasy, “THAR SHE BLOWS!” as he released himself.


*********THE END***********