RUM FUCKING ISLAND

Rum Fucking Island


By LKraemer


Disclaimer: This is twisted Disney Fan Fiction of Pirates of the Caribbean.....Sexual Situations, Not Suitable for Children


Captain Jack Sparrow saved the exquisite Donna from an evil pirate and sailed off on The Black Pearl, heading to the enchanted Rum Island.
The Caribbean waters that they set sail on were misty and foggy creating a romantic aura.

Clouds partially covered the moon, creating a mystic night sky.

“Arrr! My fair Donna! You are soooooo beautiful!” Captain Jack piped with a mischievous grin as he stood at the front of the boat holding ever so tightly onto Donna’s delicate waist.

“You are SUCH a naughty pirate!” Donna turned around to whisper seductively into Captain Jack’s ear. Her breath on his ear began to arouse his sexual desire for her.

“Aaaaaaaaaah it won’t be long, Donna and we will be on the island!” Captain Jack exclaimed in a naughty tone as he leaned down to kiss Donna on her moist and sultry lips.

“I cannot wait, Captain Jack!” Donna whispered as she glanced at Captain Jack’s strong, tattooed-tanned arms while she slowly and seductively ran her hands up his long-sleeved shirt and rested them on his shoulders causing him to shiver at her touch in the night air.

They stared intensely at one another. Captain Jack’s dark, brown eyes gazed down into Donna’s piercing green eyes. He stroked Donna’s long, beautiful brown hair with blond highlights that shimmered in the moonlight.

“I cannot wait to get this corset offa you, fair Donna! Your breasts-” Captain Jack mused in a breathless tone.

Donna’s breasts ached to be touched by Captain Jack. With a quick fling of her hair she then took his large hands placing them over her now-exposed bosom. Captain Jack was taken by surprise by her sudden advances.

“Arrrr, there, there now!” he exclaimed with a devious grin.

Donna then pressed her light, delicate frame into Captain Jack’s lean, muscular frame. She sighed, so happy to be at sail with the man who saved her from the nasty pirate.

“Please, promise me you’ll NEVER let another pirate capture me!” Donna whispered softly as she glanced up at him with soft, pleading eyes.

“It’ll never happen again!” Captain Jack whispered in a gentle tone as he embraced her tightly.

“He didn’t hurt you, did he?” Captain Jack continued with a tone of concern. He pulled her close to him so that she would not see his eyes narrow in anger at the thoughts of another pirate touching his sweet gal.

“No, he didn’t!” Donna piped with confidence as she clutched his shoulders.

“Well! That’s a relief!” Captain Jack wiped his sweaty brow. “I’ma glad he didn’t or I would-…”

“Ssshhh! Not another word!” Donna quickly placed her one finger to his lips.

“Please, just let it go….I’m safe now, thanks to you…..you’re my hero, Captain Jack Sparrow!” Donna exclaimed as she lightly traced her finger over his moustache down to his goatee.

Mesmerized by her touch, Captain Jack complied with her wishes.

“When will we arrive at Rum Island?” Donna asked in a curious tone.

“Soon, very soon!” Captain Jack raised a brow, his eyes widened in anticipation.

Donna swiftly turned away from Captain Jack, gazing out over the water. “I cannot wait!” she purred as she placed her one arm around his neck allowing him to rest his chin on her shoulder.

“It’ll be the time of yer life!” Captain Jack piped in a sultry tone.

“I’m sure it will be!” Donna replied with a seductive smile.

As they neared much closer to the shore, Captain Jack exclaimed as his eyes opened wide in excitement, “See that?!”

The clouds cleared moments before causing the moon to shine brightly down on the island. The leaves on the palm trees glistened in the bright moonlight.

“Ooooooh Captain Jack!” Donna gasped as she put her hands to her mouth.

Captain Jack quickly anchored The Black Pearl as Donna anxiously gathered her skirt, pulling it up slightly with her one hand so that she would not trip on it. Captain Jack instantly took her by her other hand, squeezing it slightly as they strode to the starboard side of the ship where a rowing boat awaited them.

“Ladies first!” Jack bowed taking his hat off briefly as he motioned with his one hand for her step off ahead of him.

“You’re SUCH a gentleman for a pirate!” Donna blushed.

Captain Jack slowly lowered the boat, until it made contact with the water before they leisurely rowed to shore.

As they arrived, Donna gazed about the deserted island. The sound of the water slapping against the shoreline instantly mesmerized and intoxicated her.

Captain Jack took Donna by surprise and scooped her up gently and carried her in his manly arms.

Donna clung tightly onto his neck while he walked along the beach. “I’ll make us a roarin’ fire milady, after-…..”

Captain Jack placed her gently on the sandy beach.

“OOooooo is there any treasure here?” Donna interjected in a curious tone.

“Oh, there be a roarin’ good treasure here!” Captain Jack replied mischievously with a slight raise of a brow and a wink.

“Where?” Donna piped with a slow smile.

“C’mon, we’ll have a swashbuckling good time with the treasure!” Captain Jack exclaimed as he waved his hands and arms around in excitement.

In her excitement, Donna struggled to stand up as she got caught in her dress. “Come on! Follow me!” Captain Jack’s continued in a hushed tone as his eyes opened wide in excitement and anticipation.

Captain Jack grabbed her by the hand and led her along the edge of the beach as the wind blew through their hair. The wind blew in off the tide creating a misty spray.

“Where are we going?” Donna quipped.

“To the mysterious RUM pit!” Captain Jack grinned mischievously.

“OOOOOOoooo!” Donna purred.

Captain Jack squeezed her hand again as they arrived at the rum pit where he lifted the lid up to expose his stash.

“That’s a lot of rum, Jack!” Donna gasped as he hopped down into the pit of rum.

“Not to worry, fair Donna, we only have but one glass if you so wish!” Captain Jack smiled slyly.

“AAaaaaaah! I can smell it!” Donna replied in a breathless tone.

Captain Jack snatched a bottle of rum and hopped back out of the pit then dropped the lid. He turned around and stared at Donna in the moonlit sky.

Captain Jack was once again mesmerized and captivated by Donna’s beauty. Speechless, he grabbed her by the hand once again and led her back across the beach to make a fire.

As they approached the fire pit, Captain Jack teasingly patted and tucked the rum bottle and glass in the sand. “We’ll let that sit till after I spend a little time with milady!” he grinned.

Waiting patiently for Captain Jack to make a fire, Donna sat on the sand shivering slightly from the cool breeze.

“I’ll be makin’ a roarin’ fire to keep us warm!” Captain Jack smiled and winked at her as he knelt on the sand and leaned over the fire pit

Once the fire roared high enough Captain Jack crawled mischievously on all fours across the sand, his eyes focused clearly on Donna’s pleading eyes briefly before they fell to her bosom as he knelt right in front of her.

“The RUM can wait!” Captain Jack said in a teasing tone.

Captain Jack gently cupped her breasts causing Donna to moan in pleasure as she leaned back on the sand letting him straddle her.

Sensing Captain Jack’s overwhelming desire for her, she playfully cupped his bulge in his pants causing him to moan with pleasure also.

Donna began to tug at his pants, pulling them down his strong, muscular thighs.

She tossed them aside, surprised to see that Captain Jack was wearing no underwear, his man gland visibly erect.

“Oooooooh, Captain Jack!” Donna smiled as she teased his manhood with a single finger.

Captain Jack gasped and unbuttoned her dress, loosening her corset.

Donna gasped as he touched her breasts, tracing his one finger around her one nipple, causing it to pucker in excitement.

Captain Jack cupped both her breasts with his strong hands, sucking gently on her one nipple.

Donna squirmed with pleasure before she put her hands on his chest to push him off of her briefly so that she could reach up and unbutton his shirt, tossing it aside.

She then ran her hands down Captain Jack’s bronze-colored chest, enjoying the touch of the firmness of his chest.

Donna quickly placed her hands on Captain Jack’s shoulders and pushed him slightly to hint to him that she wanted him to roll over. Tumbling on top of his chest she straddled him and giggled mischievously.

Captain Jack frantically unbuttoned the rest of her dress, exposing her body almost completely naked, tossing the dress aside, narrowly missing the fire.

“Captain Jack!” Donna exclaimed. “Watch where you throw my dress!” she laughed.

“Sorry!” he whispered in a naughty tone as he wriggled her panties down her long, slender thighs.

“Be careful where you throw those, Captain Jack!” she giggled as she guided his aching member into her moist love nest.

She then closed her eyes and began to passionately kiss Captain Jack once again.

Captain Jack teasingly flicked his tongue inside her mouth as he gently thrust his man gland deep within her.

Captain Jack then gently pulled her long hair over her shoulders as he touched her breasts, cupping them in his hands as he continued making wild, passionate love to the fair Donna. “Your breasts……..they’re so beautiful, Donna!” he panted as his breathing became more labored, nearing orgasm.

Donna leaned back, placing her hands on Captain Jack’s broad shoulders before straddling him, causing her hair to flow over her breasts again, covering them. Her lover put his hands on her delicate shoulders as he thrust one last time, releasing his pent-up passion deep inside of her.

“Ooooooooh! Jack!” Donna shrieked in ecstasy.

“Ooooooooh Donna!” Jack exclaimed before he fell back on the sand, flopping his arms on the sand. He lay on the beach, relieved to release his pent-up sexual frustration.

The hurried, lustful sex made Captain Jack crave some rum. He sat up, Donna still straddling his body. As he sat on the sand he wrapped his arms around her waist and stared dreamily into her eyes before reaching for the bottle of rum and poured it into the glass for them both.

Speechless once again, they sipped on their rum as they stared lovingly at one another before they glanced out to the water, enjoying the starry-filled sky.


THE END