General Lee

I dont own Transformers or the Dukes, or the General Lee. All of the afore mentioned belong to some one else.


A/N: this is in answer to the "you might be a red-neck" challenge from Nkundra

I had been waiting for a long time, Bo and his brother took me in. And in return I took care of them, I got them out of trouble so many times even I lost count. Time does pass quickly when you are a 'bot, Bo lost his brother to cancer. After that he never was the same, can't say I blam him. But finaly, when I was about to lose hope, Bee found me. I showed him the ropes, he and Bo got along great, but he knew Bo was mine. Ratchet fixed my sensors, I could now tell where everyone is and who they are. They had defeated Megatron, but everyone knew the Decepticons would be back.

Bumblebee and Sam have a thing going, so he's not after Bo anymore, the only one I have to worry about is Mikaela. Speaking of which....


"Hey Searchlight" she greets me "have you seen Bo?"


I look down at her and feel the suden urge to take a leak on her.....Nah....
I hear Bo having a conversaition with Sam and Bee, they walk in and wave at me in greeting.

"So General Lee" Bo says with a smile "you plan on sitting there or are ya gona help?"


"With what?" I ask "and I told you not to call me that name!"


"Well these kids here" he points at Mikaela and Sam "think we should have a party"


"Ok" I say looking down at him, Bee see this and shakes his head. Bee and I used to.... well lets just say we were close.

I follow them outside the base. I transform and feel the urge to blare my horn. Bo smiles at me and pats my hood, Sam and Bee are impressed, but Mikaela has a look of disgust. I hear her mutter under her breath.


"You might be a red-neck..." She then walks of shaking her head.

Bumblebee transforms and Sam gets in.


"So" I say "what do we need?"


"We need food and drinks" answers Bo

"And music" says Sam through the com-link "I'll go home and get that"


"Ok and we'll get the edibles" says Bo


"So" Bo says softly "you still mad at me?"

"..."


"I still say it was my quick thinking and nifty skills that got us out of trouble"

"No one can think quicker than a robot" I grumble "I only let you belive that you were a good driver 'cause I l....."


"What?" he asks


"Nothing" I say "here we are get the junk food"

*********************An Hour Later**********************


"Hey Ironhide" Bo calls out "want to see a great party game?"


He groans "What is it called?"

"Don't worry it's really fun" he says with a pat on Hides leg "It's called the Gas Can Game"

"Hmmm" Hide considers for a moment "it sounds promising...."


"Come on Lee" he grins up at me "set 'em up"

I do as he asks and stand well away from the area.

"Ok" he says geting into position "here we g-"


"Hold on" says a female voice "you are so not going to do what I think your gona do"


"Uhhh.... Hi Daisy" says Bo


"General Lee" Daisy calls me and I growl "take thouse cans down now"

I do as she says, I have no choice, she knows my secret.


Ever one rushes around to greet her, Optimus seem rather interested in her. But the get-together abruptly ends, when a blast hits near us. Strange though, no flames just dirt blasting up from the ground.


"Guys whats going on?" asks a worried Mikaela

"Scorponok!" I shout "get the humans to safety!"


Optimus grabs Daisy, whil Bee grabs Sam and Mikaela. I turn to grab Bo when Scorponok tackles me to the ground, I think I am just about to be a goner when I hear a shout, it's Bo. He starts throwing things at the Decepticon to get his atention. It works, but now the ugly 'bot is after him. Scorponok has turned his back to me, and fourtunatly I am quick enough to grab him and smash my fist into his chest. The Decepticon is still, I quickly scan him to see if he is alive. I throw him to the side, and check to see is Bo is alright. He smiles up at me.


Thanks Searchlight"

"You can call me General Lee"


A/N: Please R&R, I really hope you like it :D