A Dash of Pepper

A/N: Weird idea? Perhaps, but I love Pepper Potts, and this was inspired by this vid on YT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp_sa7u_pbg&feature=channel_page

Basically, Pepper is Rachel's best friend, and she's in Gotham visiting, but she unfortunately (or fortunately? ;0P) catches the Joker's eye.

A Dash of Pepper

"No, Rachel, for the last time, I can't find the car you called! Wasn't Harvey's chauffeur supposed to already be here by now?"

When Rachel gave a feeble apology, Pepper groaned and hung up with a colorful curse, irritably pocketing her cell phone before continuing to walk in her stylish (not to mention extremely uncomfortable) black pumps. Darting her gaze toward the opposite street, she became rather unnerved to find that the vicinity was completely deserted. Come to think of it, there weren't any audible noises, either...

Disturbed by the never-ending silence, Pepper hurriedly clip-clopped along the cracked pavement while re-adjusting her grip on her suitcase, her heart sinking when she realized she still had quite a bit of ground to cover before she reached Rachel's apartment. Oh, why had she agreed to come to Gotham? She'd heard nothing but bad things about the city, so despite her love and devotion toward her best friend, she couldn't help but slightly regret her decision.

Reaching into her black handbag for her phone, Pepper moved to open the device when she suddenly felt a strong arm come across her neck and give a fierce tug. Screaming, Pepper tried to swing her suitcase over her shoulder and nail her assailant in the face, but he easily caught her wrist and forced her to duck into a cold, grimy alleyway filled with rats and overturned trash cans.

Wrinkling her nose in disgust, Pepper shrieked when one of the rodents skittered across her feet, a gleeful cackle causing her to whirl around toward her captor.

Although the moon was full, there was very little light available to illuminate the man's face. What Pepper could distinguish still managed to instill her with fear, for she could only see two sockets of black surrounded by a sea of white and red. Trembling, Pepper managed to squeak out, "I-it's you, isn't it? You're the Joker..."

Giggling, the strange man ignored her question and got down on his knees, his nimble fingers opening her suitcase as he gave a pleased little noise. "Ahh, now what do we have here?" Reaching inside with a manic grin, the clown prince pulled out a pair of sheer panties before wiggling his eyebrows. "Puh-lanning on having a little late night fun, eh?"

"Give me those!" Pepper seethed, outraged when the Joker ducked out of reach and placed one of the thong strings in between his teeth.

Lewdly panting like a dog (and ironically being on all fours), the clown prince grinned up at her while curiously examining her face. "Heeey, don't I know you? You're that Kettlepot woman!"

"My name is Virginia Potts, thank you very much!" Pepper snapped. Holding out her hand, she snarled, "Now give me back my underwear, you creep!"

"Uhh, no...it looks better on me." Placing the garment on top of his head, the Joker giggled while rocking back on his haunches. "Is Pepper short for something like...uhh...Peppermint, by chance? 'Cause if so, that would explain why you make me all cool and tingly inside."

"Ugh!" Completely disgusted, Pepper snagged her panties off the Joker's head before backing away from him, her back colliding with the brick wall when she realized he had her surrounded.

Joy.

Leering up at her with a filthy grin, the Joker nimbly leapt back up to his feet and flicked out a knife, his head cocking to the side as he asked, "Heeey, aren't you friends with that be-eau-tee-ful Rachel Dawes? Do ya think she has sheer black panties, too? And if so, could you both make out for me while wearing them?" Giggling at the disgusted look on Pepper's face, he shook his head before insisting, "Don't worry, beautiful, I only have eyes for you......among other things." Gesturing toward his erection, he slowly slid his tongue across his bottom lip with a predatory grin, his hands caressing her hips as he began to lift up her skirt. "Whaddaya wearing under there tonight, hmm? Some granny panties, perhaps?"

"Go to Hell, you pig!" Grimacing when the Joker gave an appreciative whistle, Pepper moved to sock him across the jaw when he deftly caught her wrist and pinned it against the wall.

"Ah-tah-taaaaah!" he coyly admonished, "Now as much as I love a woman with a little fight in her, I'm in the middle of something, so I'm going to have to ask you to be a good little girl and play 'nice'."

Positively outraged, Pepper moved to give him a swift kick to the balls when the Joker grabbed both of her thighs, her eyes widening when he lifted her skirt up to her waist. Admiring the lacy white underwear with ribbons (that happened to match her sheer stockings), the clown prince hummed a cheery tune as he began hacking away at the bothersome garment. When Pepper gave a shriek, he giddily jerked the panties away from her body and began dangling them in front of her face. "Ooooh, well looky what we have here, hmm? Easy access at it's best!" Whooping with laughter, he tossed the useless clothing over his shoulder before turning his attention toward the buttons on her blazer. Fingering the top one, he admired its flashiness before asking, "Is this, uh...Gucci or something?"

Pepper gave him an annoyed look. "No actually, it's.....hey!"

Giggling as he continued to slash all the buttons off of her blazer, the Joker pulled the garment asunder and admired her lacy push-up bra. Wiggling his tongue with a suggestive leer, he brushed a thumb across her left breast and grinned when her nipple began to harden. "Oooh, you like that, do ya? What else do you like, hmm?"

Moving to slap him across the face, Pepper gave a pained shout when the Joker seized her by the wrist and roughly bent it backward.

"Don't do that" he warned, giving her a hard, dark look before a sly grin crossed his crimson lips. Slowly lowering down to his knees, he gave Pepper's calf an almost gentle rub as he licked and sucked at the junction of her inner thigh.

Whimpering, Pepper made a move to squirm free, but the clown prince promptly pinched her rump and kept her firmly in place. Sliding his tongue up her slender thigh, he angled his head so that he licked across her swollen folds. Feeling her legs quiver beneath his grasp, the Joker grinned before leaning forward and sucking on her clit, his index finger probing her tight opening with short, fast little pumps.

Crying out, Pepper felt nausea tear through her gut when her body began to respond to his administrations, her long nails digging into the clown prince's shoulders as she traitorously tilted her hips up toward his mouth. Biting her lip when he gave her an exceptionally arousing lick, Pepper tried to still the soft, shallow pants of her breathing when his tongue dipped in between her moist slit and lapped up her sweet, honeyed juices.

Giving a low growl of approval, the Joker shifted so that his arousal could get more comfortable, the material of his pants straining under the pressure of being stretched by his throbbing shaft. Sucking and tugging at her exposed pearl, the clown prince tried not to giggle when he heard Pepper give a feeble little squeak. Steadying her legs when he noticed her heels scraping against the pavement, he inserted three of his fingers into her tight space before placing his lips over her clit. Using suction to further stimulate her engorged bud, the Joker groaned when more of her sticky, tangy juices coated his lips and tongue. "Hmm, you uh...like me a lot more than you're letting on" he slyly observed, grinning lecherously when Pepper gave a snide curse. "You want me to fuck you, don't you?"

"N-never!" Pepper hissed, gasping when he gently nibbled on her clit. "You're a...a maniac! I would never willingly let you touch me!"

"Never?" Giggling, the Joker slowly rose up to his feet, his lips glistening with her essence as he gave a smug grin. "Now if that were true, why are you so, uh...de-lic-ious-ly wet, hmm? It's so bad down there that I thought I was going to need some galoshes and an umbrella."

"Fuck you!"

The Joker grinned broadly. "Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Before Pepper could even think to respond, he crashed his scarred mouth against hers and slipped his tongue past her lips. Cringing when she tasted herself during his administrations, Pepper moaned slightly when he pinched her breast and dug his nails into her cheek, all the while forcing her to return the kiss by tentatively flicking her tongue over his.

Growling his encouragement into her mouth, the Joker took her by the wrists and pinned them above her head, his aching member rubbing in between her legs as he began to grind his hips against her sensitive nub. With a cry, Pepper moved to kick him away, but this action only caused his erection to slide more intimately against her swollen bud, her teeth biting into the soft pad of her lower lip as she suppressed a cry of passion.

Chuckling over his unspoken victory, the Joker took Pepper by the nape of her neck and roughly forced her down to her knees. Humming delightedly to himself, he began to sift through her suitcase when he suddenly released a mocking gasp. "Why Peppermint Potts, I didn't know you were such a naugh-ty little girl!" Holding up a vibrator with a wide grin, he dangled it in front of her blushing face before whooping with laughter. "How often does a pretty thing like you need to get off, hmm? Are you, uh...lonelyyyyy?"

"Go to Hell!" Pepper sobbed, her embarrassment outweighing her fear as she bowed her head. "Everyone has needs, alright? Even creeps like you!"

The Joker grinned darkly. "Oh, buh-lieve me, beautiful, I'm fully aware of that...why do you think I'm here with you, hmm?" Shushing her as he brushed back a lock of her red hair, he pushed down on her back so that she vaulted forward onto her hands and knees. "I, uh...hope you don't mind, sugar lips, but I'd like to take you from behind since you seem like such a nice piece of ass."

Infuriated by his demeaning remark, Pepper turned to spit in his face when he struck her soundly and forced her to face the front again.

"Ah-tah-taaah!" he cooed, "Save the violence for the real action, alright, beautiful?"

Unzipping his fly, the Joker gave a giggle as he turned on the vibrator and rubbed it against her slick entrance, Pepper's shallow breathing causing him to smirk before he lifted the toy and gradually eased it inside her ass. Giving a pained yelp, Pepper gasped as the clown prince gave her time to adjust to the awkward sensation, his wrist now twisting so that the vibrator penetrated her slowly and deeply. Despite the fact that Pepper had initially been adverse to his intentions, the Joker now felt her encouragingly pushing back on him, the filthy little slut! Giving her rump a playful smack, he bit down on her shoulder as he roughly kneaded a breast, his hand now pumping the toy into her more fully as he brought his lips to her ear.

"What do you, uh...want from me, hmm? What is it that you're just dyiiiiing for me to do?"

Pepper promptly bit down on her lip and shook her head, sweat beading along her forehead as she gave a soft, muffled little moan.

"Aww, c'mon now" the Joker mockingly cooed, "Surely there's something you want? 'Cause, uh...if you beg me enough, I just might de-liv-er."

Panting, Pepper felt her humiliation gradually ebb away when the fire in between her thighs intensified, her hands forming into two tight fists as she pressed her forehead against the ground and moaned. "I...I want you to..."

"No, no, no!" the Joker snarled, giving her a firm spank. "You don't want me, you need me... What is it you need me to do, hmm?"

Relishing in the sting on her behind, Pepper bit her lip before choking out, "I...I need you to...to fuck me."

"Ahh, now there, was that so hard?" the Joker mocked, his lips brushing against her neck as his tongue flicked over the shell of her ear. Removing the vibrator from her rump, he chuckled to himself as he eagerly parted her thighs and drew her buttocks back against his aroused front. Rubbing his swollen cock against her slit, the Joker mercilessly slammed himself inside her as she yelped in surprise. Grinning darkly over her pain, the clown prince gradually began to work his hips into a delectable rhythm, his thrusts now growing so brutal that Pepper repeatedly jerked forward onto her elbows.

Far too aroused to care about the bruises she was sure to receive, Pepper gave a soft whine and arched her slender body, her eyes closing when she felt the Joker lick, nibble and suck along the sensitive flesh of her neck and back. Feeling him grab her by the chin, Pepper gave a soft gasp when the clown prince jerked her head to the side and kissed her from his domineering position. Tongues battling for dominance, the two fought for supremacy as they fucked, Pepper's encouraging moans becoming entrapped by the Joker's lips as he gave her mouth a warm, thorough lick.

Roughly pinching and twisting her nipples, the clown prince found that he longed to taste and nibble on them, so he gave her one last spank before flipping her over in his arms. Leering down at her with a lewd grin, the Joker opened his hot mouth on Pepper's skin and growled against her neck, his tongue laving her flesh as he licked and bit his way down to her breasts. Her nipples were stiff and aching for his attention, a long sigh escaping her lips when he nibbled on one of the hard peaks before roughly biting down. As he did so, he rubbed his fingers against her clit, his hips bucking furiously as he listened to the sound of Pepper's desperate moans.

After a few moments of this, the Joker bit down on her nipple yet again, making sure to feverishly stimulate her clit so the pleasure and pain would mingle. Feeling Pepper's nails scour down his back, the clown prince gave a pleasured growl and couldn't help but sneer when he saw the pure, unadulterated look of euphoria flash across her freckled face.

"Please, Joker" Pepper begged, her bottom lip quivering, "Please, I need you to...oh! Mm, I...I need you to...to..."

Already knowing the answer to her unspoken plea, the Joker willingly angled her hips so that he could thrust into her more deeply, his soft, animalistic grunts turning into moans as he felt her snug walls beginning to contract around his cock.

Digging her nails into the Joker's shoulders, Pepper gave a sharp cry when she felt her release sweeping her away into ecstasy, her teeth sinking into the soft flesh of his ear as she moaned and began to frantically buck her hips. Meeting her thrust for animal thrust, the clown prince gave a snarl before exploding his release deep inside her womb, his teeth making his possessive mark on her neck as he slowly withdrew from her body with a soft, guttural groan.

Panting and completely spent, Pepper shakily mopped the sweat from her brow as she stared up at the Joker through heavy-lidded eyes, her breasts heaving as she tried to still the frantic beating of her heart.

Wiggling his eyebrows, the clown prince zipped up his pants before bragging, "So now you buh-lieve that I'm a sex god, right? 'Cause admit it, that was pretty fan-fucking-tastic, hmm?"

Amidst the afterglow of her orgasm, Pepper gave a derisive snort. "Ha! That was more like amateur night at the brothel!"

"Hey!" Appearing to be genuinely annoyed by her comment, the Joker unfastened his trousers before pushing them down to his knees. "Are you, uh...willing to ride on that bet?"

"Is that a double entendre?"

"...Maybe."

Before Pepper could even give a smart-assed retort, the Joker took her roughly by the hair and forced her onto her knees.

--

Five fucks and several bruises later, Pepper miserably groaned as she limped her way into Rachel's apartment and collapsed onto the couch. "I'm so sorry I'm late" she apologized, "but I got held up."

"Oh, my God!" Rachel exclaimed, just now entering the living room, "What the hell happened to you!? You look as if you were hit by a Mac truck!"

Pepper grimaced. "Gee thanks, Rach -- if you really must know, I got in a scuffle with a mugger. I really appreciate the kind sentiments, by the way...you always did know how to make a gal feel better about herself."

"Well I'm sorry, but you really do look terrible....and what's that all over your face? It looks like you got in a wrestling match with your make-up kit" Rachel mocked, smirking as she pointed over toward her mirror on the wall. "Maybe the best thing for you is to get some sleep. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be so critical, because you could've been really hurt by someone like that creep, the Joker. He held me at knifepoint, you know, so consider yourself lucky that you only got mugged."

Pepper felt her cheeks grow hot. "Um, yeah...lucky." Tapping her foot amidst her uneasiness, she checked her watch before exclaiming, "Wow, 11:00 already? It really is a good time to get some sleep, isn't it? I'll, um...I'll see you in the morning, alright?"

Rachel quirked a brow. "Well alright...just tell me if you need anything else."

"Sure thing... Thanks."

Hurriedly taking her suitcase and limping toward the spare bedroom, Pepper inwardly kicked herself as she realized that it would be a long time before she could ever confess to banging the enemy.


A/N: Please review and tell me what you thought! ;)

P.S. If anyone will write a Joker/Pepper smut oneshot for me, I'll give you big, giant JOKER COOKIES!!! :D