Seven Sins
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zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only] › Batman (All Movies)
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
2,056
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2
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I do not own the Batman/Dark Knight franchise or characters ect and so forth and am not profiting from this story in any way.
Pride
Pride
'He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. '
Ah yes...the Batman
Good old Batsy.
Men want to be him and women...well, they want to fuck him.
Okay, okay some guys want to fuck him too...I know I do.
But, unlike all of those pathetic losers just dreamin' of crawlin' on their knees before him and kissin' his ass, I actually have.
That's right! I fucked the Batman! Me!
I know, I know it's a crazy world, isn't it? Out of all the possible lovers in Gotham City, out of all the pining little fangirls swooning at his feet he chose me, his arch enemy. It was me he dragged from the gutter, it was me he punched and slapped into submission and it was my bruised and bloodied flesh he later bandaged and cleaned with his deft fingers and slippery tongue.
I don't know how it came about so don't ask me. One minute I was swinging a fucking sledgehammer at his head and the next I was kissing him and then - shock, horror, ecstasy - he was kissing me back! He pulled away after a few seconds and I thought for sure I was in for the best (or worst, it depends how you see it) thrashing of my life. I mean, his eyes were blazing behind that stupid cowl things and I don't mind tellin' ya, I was shittin' myself but then...well, that's another story.
Memories like that are all I've got to keep me company here in the loony bin seeing as Batsy hasn't responded to my letters...or visited me. Such a shame really, I've always wanted to be locked up with him.
It's nice to think about him though. I can just picture those rippling muscles beneath the suit and that tight ass...and hearing about his little escapades never fail to cheer me up - there's always a little voice in my already cluttered mind whispering, "You fucked a legend! You fucked the Dark Knight, you lucky bastard!"
But I try not to let it get to my head...
I mean, let's face it - he's the lucky one really.
'He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. '
Ah yes...the Batman
Good old Batsy.
Men want to be him and women...well, they want to fuck him.
Okay, okay some guys want to fuck him too...I know I do.
But, unlike all of those pathetic losers just dreamin' of crawlin' on their knees before him and kissin' his ass, I actually have.
That's right! I fucked the Batman! Me!
I know, I know it's a crazy world, isn't it? Out of all the possible lovers in Gotham City, out of all the pining little fangirls swooning at his feet he chose me, his arch enemy. It was me he dragged from the gutter, it was me he punched and slapped into submission and it was my bruised and bloodied flesh he later bandaged and cleaned with his deft fingers and slippery tongue.
I don't know how it came about so don't ask me. One minute I was swinging a fucking sledgehammer at his head and the next I was kissing him and then - shock, horror, ecstasy - he was kissing me back! He pulled away after a few seconds and I thought for sure I was in for the best (or worst, it depends how you see it) thrashing of my life. I mean, his eyes were blazing behind that stupid cowl things and I don't mind tellin' ya, I was shittin' myself but then...well, that's another story.
Memories like that are all I've got to keep me company here in the loony bin seeing as Batsy hasn't responded to my letters...or visited me. Such a shame really, I've always wanted to be locked up with him.
It's nice to think about him though. I can just picture those rippling muscles beneath the suit and that tight ass...and hearing about his little escapades never fail to cheer me up - there's always a little voice in my already cluttered mind whispering, "You fucked a legend! You fucked the Dark Knight, you lucky bastard!"
But I try not to let it get to my head...
I mean, let's face it - he's the lucky one really.